Jesus Christ.

.....

Crude but true I suppose. She truly is the Kirk for our age.
 
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BTW, the Seyek are 10 away from affiliate, we have to push no matter what next snekpit.
 
[X][ADVICE]"Our priorities right now should be to determine the cause of Dawiar aggression, encourage the Caitians to give us time to find a diplomatic solution, and attempt to limit further Cardassian influence where possible."
[X][FLEET] Reinforce Amarkia and Andor
 
The three greatest weapons in the Federation's diplomatic arsenal: the allure of joining a post-poverty society, the understanding and insight born of multiculturalism, and Nash KeSharren's vagina.

I personally would have gone with some variation of mouth or tongue. (silver, maybe)

So you get the induendo but can also be innocuous. :p
 
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A little out of order, as usually Q2 Captain's Logs don't come until after the Snakepit. I guess it doesn't really matter, other than to keep in mind we may be pp light next year if it shifts back and we only have three CLs between Snakepits.

Captain's Log, USS Miracht, Stardate 22898.7 - Captain Michel Thuir

We are currently mapping out the 13 Epicurus system. A simple little system, a star, six planets, and some interesting responses to long range geological survey scans, 13 Epicurus is located between Rigel and Betazed.

Sulu, you still benching the Miracht because of the Sydraxians?

Captain's Log, USS Enterprise, Stardate 22899.6

After tracking back the unknown warp signature, we have encounter an inhabited world on the upper half of the galactic plane, located roughly at the center of Risa, Oriolis, and Rethelia. They call themselves the Qloath, and their homeworld is Arqeniou. Humanoids, without antenna but possessing a pronounced ridge that marks the start of the hairline, plus bony protective protrusions around their joints, they are a technologically advanced race of explorers.

Thank you ka'Sharren, always make sure to notice when a race doesn't have antenna. ;)

Captain's Log, USS Vigour, Stardate 22900.2

While investigating systems in the proximity of Ord Grind Duk, we encountered some moons with strange metallic accretions across their surfaces. However, despite thorough investigation, nothing of particular interest was discerned regarding their use, makeup, or formation.

Failed Mineral Extraction roll mission ahoy!!!

VIGOUR: It's not my fault I was born a Constellation. My limitations are as Starfleet made me.

Captain's Log, USS Enterprise, Stardate 22901.7

Our time meeting the Qloath leadership has been rewarding. They are an interesting culture, strong on both theatre and the sciences, but their whole republic is in great political turmoil. I've tried to get to the bottom of it, and managed to, apparently, inadvertently foil an assassination that would have toppled the entire government by preventing the senator from being where the conspirators expected her.

This was purely accidental on my part and in no way comprised an intentional intervention in another sovereign state.


Of interest, they have an embassy here from the Dawiar and the Seyek.

[Meet new race: the Qloath, starting 25/100 Relations]


Kirk rules? Kirk rules. And the species in this region of space are talking to each other. How fortuitous.

Captain's Log, USS T'Mir, Stardate 22908.3

Prolonged signals tracking has revealed a series of Cardassian settlements and outposts in our region. There are two settlements of particular interest. Far coreward, perhaps twenty to thirty lightyears of our position, lies Karadoc, a well-fortified world with apparently two billion Cardassians and a major shipyard complex. The other is a colony world that is much closer to Fed space than expected; found roughly in the middle of a triangle formed by Trangot, Rethelia and Indoria, named Balogot, home to several million colonists.

Of particular note, we have indications that the Cardassian homeworld is not far from Trangot...

Computer, End Log

Assigning the T'Mir to Intelligence was a pretty good call.
 
One of the Yirillians/Gretarians can get a color when the Seyek become affiliates and free up space in the legend, they haven't done anything plot relevant yet anyway.
 
We should do a diplomatic push on the Qloath as soon as reasonably possible. It won't push them to affiliate status but hopefully it will make the Cardassian's attempts more difficult.
 
We should do a diplomatic push on the Qloath as soon as reasonably possible. It won't push them to affiliate status but hopefully it will make the Cardassian's attempts more difficult.

Hmmmmmm.....

Is there any way we can turn the Qloath into a trap? If we make it known that we'll be using them as mediators for the Daiwar/Caitian situation, the Cardassians are sure to try something. If we're expecting it, we might be able to capture some Cardassian black ops agents or even destroy another deniable ship or base of theirs, while also making them look bad by foiling whatever plot they're trying.

Not sure how or if it can be done, though.
 
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In regards to creating a trap... I guess we just set up a well protected situation, perhaps with some of the extra protections out of sight, and anything they try to poke us with, we bring down a hammer on.

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Also, if we diplomat-push species it means contact with them, which means we aren't completely clueless and unaware of what's happening to them.

So far, the Cardassians have only succeeded at our expense when they tried to subvert species we had ignored.
 
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Also, if we diplomat-push species it means contact with them, which means we aren't completely clueless and unaware of what's happening to them.

So far, the Cardassians have only succeeded at our expense when they tried to subvert species we had ignored.
We had anything but ignored the Sydraxians. No, the difference between their successes and their failures is dice rolls and how far away Nash ka'Sharren is.
 
Captain's Log, USS Courageous, Stardate 22903.4

We are being frustratingly hampered in our work. The Fiiral hospital and science ships they we are aiding are having to focus on the struggle to keep the Colonial Council afloat during this crisis. With bodies and disfigurements piling up, panic is taking over and attempts to organise a potentially self-destructive no-confidence vote in the local Council members is growing. In the meantime, we are coordinating with our sistership Sarek and the scientists at Celesipos.
Nitpick: there are no local representatives in the Seyek government. Party and personal politics rules the day. Unless you envisioned the Colonial Council as something different?

What you probably meant is just a 'no-confidence' vote in the Council itself.

PS: we should probably have the Seyek mediate and the Quolath (sp) host.
 
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Could someone give me a rundown of our dealings with the Sydraxians? Given that two people slapped me down within as many minutes, I've obviously forgotten something...

[grumbles]
 
Is there any way we can turn the Qloath into a trap? If we make it known that we'll be using them as mediators for the Daiwar/Caitian situation, the Cardassians are sure to try something. If we're expecting it, we might be able to capture some Cardassian black ops agents or even destroy another deniable ship or base of theirs, while also making them look bad by foiling whatever plot they're trying.

Possibly, but Admiral Kahurangi isn't going to be planning that operation. Our contribution was, "Go do something about the Cardassians," and the intelligence assets we picked will do as they think best.
 
We had anything but ignored the Sydraxians. No, the difference between their successes and their failures is dice rolls and how far away Nash ka'Sharren is.

Their greatest successes have been in places where we weren't expecting them to intervene. The Dawiar? No one expected the Cardies to recruit them. The Sydraxians? Ditto. The bombing of the Amarki ratification that would have succeeded were it not for the Terror of Cardassia being in charge of security? No one expected the Cardies to be that bold.

So, with regards to the Qloath, Yrillians, Seyek, etc? We need to assume that the Cardassians are already interacting with them and be prepared for diplomatic sabotage with all of them.
 
Thuir did something to offend them during a routine visit, probably because of Cardassian meddling. Before that we were making a little progress but whatever he did netted -100 relations.
 
Could someone give me a rundown of our dealings with the Sydraxians? Given that two people slapped me down within as many minutes, I've obviously forgotten something...

[grumbles]
The Sarek contacted them, then tried to transport an ambassadorial delegation to them but suffered damage and had to hide from Cardassians, then the Miracht tried to pick up that mission instead but was apparently framed for some sort of sacrilege, and the Federation council took over to try to mend things. The Sarek circled around their territory to see if we'd learn anything.
 
Could someone give me a rundown of our dealings with the Sydraxians? Given that two people slapped me down within as many minutes, I've obviously forgotten something...

[grumbles]

We visited them on a couple of occasions, diplomacy got off to a decent start, they looked like they were going to become allies soon...and then suddenly Captain Thuir was framed for desecrating an important religious site of theirs and they became Cardassian cheerleaders.
 
I'm fine with spending two diplomatic actions on non-Affiliates this turn, but I'd like to spend any others on Affiliates due to the greater returns.

Before this set of Captain's Logs I was thinking the Seyek and the Yrillians. Would it now be better to do the Seyek and the Qloath?
 
Their greatest successes have been in places where we weren't expecting them to intervene. The Dawiar? No one expected the Cardies to recruit them. The Sydraxians? Ditto.
Neither of these is even remotely close to true. We explicitly discussed whether we should push the Dawiar, Gretatians or Yirillians to prevent the Cardassians from recruiting them last year. The conclusion was that we couldn't really do anything about that because we couldn't justify pushing all three (the Indorians an Apiata were more important), pushing them wouldn't necessarily help that much, and the Cardassians could always just choose whoever we didn't end up pushing.
 
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