Old Soul, New Daughter
Chapter Two
Utopia Planitia Fleet Yards
Director's Office
Rear Admiral Leslie beckoned his latest appointment to a seat. "Come in, come in. What's got you down? Progress updates are usually good news, with you."
"I thought I'd tell you in person. We've got a supply problem with
Bob's fun-loving twin sister. NCC one-seven-
excuse me, three-nine-oh-two." Commodore Rob Henderson rolled his eyes, smiling briefly. "Why did you bother to convince sh'Razah over in D to nickname her
Blue Eyes, by the way?"
"Oh, just something I got from an old joke Jim Kirk made once- at a friend's wedding, back in '83. Seemed like the thing to do."
"Right. Anyhow, like I said, it's a supply snarl. Won't be a problem for a few years at least, but I can't see a way around it, and neither can anyone I've talked to." Henderson sighed. "To make those ultra-condensed shield grids work, Ambie uses a five-layer, superconducting damper mesh. The latest spec. Over
the whole saucer. Where do we find another eight hundred kilometers of Category Twelve cable? There's only one factory in the whole Federation for the stuff. They already work three shifts, and Olympus Initiative or not, the tooling for the second production line won't be ready for five years!"
Leslie grunted. "You know, Rob, at a time like this, Admiral Chen would rifle through eighteen engineering papers in a few hours, come up with some genius trick to speed up work or do more with less or both? And we'd end up a month ahead of schedule, right?"
"Yeah..." Henderson shook his head. "But we can't go over to Ops just to pester her for her special witchcraft."
"Mm." Leslie nodded, looking contemplative. "She's something. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant, never even considered for mass production. Too good to live, too quick to die."
"Huh. I like that."
"Some old poet I read when I was a kid. Anyhow. I may not be smart like Patty Chen. And I may not be
quite as mighty a grand master of the art of not screwing up as Sirvk, either. But what I've got a boatload of is
old. Old, and sneaky. I think I know a way to sneaky our way out of this mess." He smiled.
"And what's that?"
"Category Ten cable, left to marinate for fifteen or twenty years, is as good as Twelve."
"...You're joking.
Is there a Category Ten?"
"Yep. Special development. It was the only thing Rogers' golden boys would hear of using, for the
Ares project."
Henderson scowled. "But the
Centaurs use Category Eleven. And the Rennies. Which means nobody's made any Cat-Ten in fifteen years. More!"
"Doesn't matter. I'm telling you, this stuff ages like fine wine. Self-annealing and self-stabilizing. Twenty years to sit and stew is just what the doctor ordered. See?" He tapped his PADD. "Here's the material datasheet."
The shipwright scrutinized the file Leslie handed over. "You signed this sheet in 2302. The Ares Project started in, what, '96? How could you
possibly have known how the stuff would behave after twenty years?"
"I'll show you the place we got the samples from. Confidential, but you're a big boy."
Storage Facility Lambda-Alpha-Four
Eighty Degrees South Latitude, Mars
Half an Hour Later
"Okay, so this is my old mechanical watch, the one we ran up for the mission on Ekos. You know it- you trust it."
Leslie deposited the watch on a very elastic conveyor belt that slowly reeled it in through the 'mail slot' that passed part way into the double transparent walls separating the east and west sides of the basement room. Henderson saw it drop down to a second conveyor belt.
"Now, count time on your portable, I'll take it back out in a minute or two." Henderson nodded, pulling up a stopwatch utility. Manipulating the controls, he
"How long was it in the other room?"
"Fifty-eight seconds."
"Check the watch." The commodore did so. He frowned. It was almost five minutes fast...
Looking at Leslie, the younger man frowned harder, squinting suspiciously. "What is this thing, anyway?"
"Quantum paratemporal accelerating whozit. Or something like that. Inside that room, time passes four point seven times faster than it does in the rest of the universe, thanks to the gadget under the big phaser-proof black box that you can't see because it is very, very buried in duracrete."
"Where'd they find a thing like that?"
Leslie thought for a moment. "Well, you're not cleared to know what the crew of the, uh,
Lexington ran into back in '73, and come to think of it I'm not either, but they flew deep into the crazy, out the other side, and came back with a few of these things by accident."
Henderson grunted. "If I'm not cleared to know about it, why'd you tell me it was
Lexington?"
"Because it wasn't." The new-old admiral grinned back at him.
"Let me guess,
Kongo. That must have been the repair job old Dmitri used to complain about."
Leslie said nothing, then smiled more narrowly, and nodded approvingly. "Anyway, everyone who's anyone decided we'd be better off not poking the thing's guts to find out how they work, but they don't turn off and we had to store them
somewhere. Now, I was just a junior paper-pusher in those days, but what used to be the Office of Material Safety, before they got folded into Quality Assurance, won the paper-pushing war for this one."
Henderson stood silent for a moment. "This is a
time warping black box that runs on evil space magic. Why would you
EVER want to win one? Does having to handle this para-temporal hot potato even count as
winning?"
Leslie nodded firmly. "Sure! Because then we could put it under the basement of this side of this shiny new warehouse! Well, shiny back in '75. Back then we used waldoes to move things in and out of the fast-time field, but it hasn't so much as
rippled in all that time. Forty years for us, almost two hundred for it."
"We're backing over to the other side of the room." Henderson didn't wait, he just started walking. Leslie, chuckling, came behind him.
"Anyway, It saves a lot of time sitting around waiting to find out whether your hull-metal samples will crumble into dust when you leave them out in the cold for a few years, if you can get a few years to go by before Christmas."
"...You are
shitting me."
"Rob,
think. When have I lied to you?"
"In at least one no-shit story a month since the day we first met?"
"...True. But that's not the point. See, the really outrageous stories? Remember me telling you about the time I socked Captain Kirk one in the jaw, tore his sleeve, and got a commendation for it? A commendation
signed by Kirk? Did I have security camera footage of that or didn't I?"
"The next twenty seconds of that footage were of Kirk wiping the bulkheads, using you for a mop."
"...Also true." Leslie grimaced, rubbing his right hand. "But what about the kids who hijacked the
Enterprise by summoning an evil ghost? Did I have footage of
that, or didn't I?"
"...You did."
"And the giant green glowing hand that grabbed us off Pollux IV? Was I lying about that, or did Spock mention it in the after-action report?"
"...
He did." Henderson gritted his teeth.
"And the time a space wizard made a voodoo doll of the
Enterprise? Was I lying about that one?"
"NO, dammit!"
"Has there
ever been a time I told you a story that you thought couldn't possibly be true,
and it wasn't? Rob, I only ever embellish the yarns about the believable stuff. When it comes to the deep dark crazy, I'm honest as the day is long." Leslie folded his arms, smiling triumphantly.
"I'm...
pretty sure there's a hole in your reasoning, admiral."
"And yet, the datasheet. You asked where it came from? Now you know. That's how I knew enough to sign off the material data sheets for 'aged Category Ten conduit' back in '02. Authorized under Code 84.7, you'll find."
"A Code Eighty-Four. You're
sure."
"Tell you what. I'll get a team to pull some salvaged cable from the hulk of the
Ares and compare against modern samples of Cat Twelve, and you tell me if it's good enough to do the job."
"You're not kidding about this?"
"No, and if it makes you happy we'll put it all in
Blue Eyes, and none of it in the good old USS
Bob."
"You're serious!"
"As a Klingon after you insult his momma. Come on, let's beam back to the yard and arrange the salvage team."