Do you think any of the other ships are like you?
Enterprise:
[preens, tries to smile shyly but fails the 'shyly' part hard] "
Well, I wouldn't want to toot my own horn
too loudly, especially since strictly speaking I haven't had one in about three hundred years, buut... Oh. That's not what you meant. I get it now." [smiles] "Of course they are! Think about it. Why wouldn't they be?"
"What are your thoughts on the current conundrum regarding the Licori?"
Leslie:
"I half think Michel's pal Q, the one who acts like Trelane's grownup cousin with the weird sense of humor, yanked their planets over close to us as soon as we started getting handle on the damn Gaeni, that's what I think. The gods of space delight to- uh,
rain on us, yeah, 'rain,' that's the word I meant to use. Yeah. Anyway, I'm pretty sure we're going to have to blast some of the crazy out of them one way or the other. And make their scientists go around with Vulcan minders. Seriously, Vulcans. Mentats.
They deserve each other."
Enterprise:
"I think Sam and Nash should cut loose and go exploring right into the heart of the Licori empire. We can dodge a few patrols, um... maybe
not dodge one or two..." [looks faintly embarrassed, as if caught indulging in a guilty pleasure] "Anyway. We find the upright and noble alien lord, probably these Tartresis fellows in the briefing packet, I bet they're fun! But then there's some kind of big misunderstanding and his bunch are in terrible danger, and they probably don't trust us, so we have a few brilliant improvisational moments and save the day, and now everything looks a lot brighter and we know the Licori aren't just a big wall of mad scientists. I hope Sam gets to give a speech. She's
really good at speeches. I think with a little more practice she may be better than Jim, and Jim's better than anyone I've ever met. She won't convince them all but maybe she'll convince someone."
[thinks] "I'm sorry if that all sounded kind of flippant, but when you've saved the world enough times, it starts to be less of a tense crisis thing. More of an exciting adventure; you can't keep doing it if you aren't having fun. I'll be disappointed if it blows up into a major war, but that would be, uh... I'm not supposed to say this, but that would be kind of exciting too, as long as nobody does anything really loathsome. I bet Sapok can teach them a thing or two about applied astrophysics they thought we wouldn't know!" [shuffles foot]
"Okay, I probably wasn't supposed to get like that.
Fleet gets a little stuffier every year. Anyway, changing the subject! Well, obviously... [eyes get faintly misty and more diffusely shiny] I am
really, really happy to have Nash back. Buuut... [eyes narrow] Nash had
better not go and give poor Sam the same sidelining treatment Will got when Jim came back. Will deserved better than that, and so does she. Also, Licori ships are
really weird. And I don't remember
T'Mir being this quiet and scary. I like her, but she worries me a little."
Dear Dream Enterprise:
What can you tell me about Captain Robert April?
Enterprise:
"Captain April was very much a father to his crew. A good father. Scholarly. Peaceable man, but a lot better in a fight than you'd expect from listening to him talk. A bit scatter-brained sometimes, but in spite of that, he knew me better than I did, and he did a lot to get me into shape for some of the things that happened with Chris and Jim. A bit like Scotty did, actually, but from the goldshirt-eye view instead of the red. He and Doctor Poole were just
adorable together. They spent most of my first cruise trying to pretend they weren't one tense moment from confessing their love. They got married later." [smiles]
[I'm merging these: S_J]
Is it too soon for a USS Kirk? What names would you like to see on Starfleet ships?
Eddie Leslie:
"Yeah, I think it's too soon. Though I wouldn't complain if it happens one of these days. Maybe even before I kick the bucket; there's a hell of a lot more centenarians around than there used to be. And, huh. Well, I'd like to see some of the good old names come back. I don't like what they've been doing with the
Miranda and
Centaur names lately; it means we get fewer of the old ones back into circulation. There's just something about a ship with a name that
means something, one with a legacy to live up to."
[Leslie is quiet for a minute]
"We should have a
Constellation again.
Farragut, Discovery, Yorktown, Columbia, Potemkin. I know, I know, they're Earth names. But they really meant something, once. I'm all for bringing in the Vulcans and Andorians and such, too- it's a damn good thing we have a
Seleya and a
Docana. Wouldn't mind seeing the Amarki and the other new crowds join in too. They've been off to a good start; I hear the Amarki have been naming spaceships
Salnas since it was some novelist writing pulps about three kids and an improbably competent scientist flying to the moon in a rebuilt mail rocket, back around the time they invented atomics."
o:< "What did you think of Trager and her captain?"
Enterprise:
"Trager's a brave girl trying to pretend she's not even one little bit out of her depth in the deep night. I like her. I like Penelya, too. She reminds me a lot of, hm, what's your security clearance? Okay, okay, sorry, jeez! Anyway, she reminds me a
lot of Charvanek. A
lot." [smiles slyly] "Now, Penelya wound up getting hit with a slow burn instead of a fast one, but I think they have a lot in common, don't you? They'd both have made pretty good captains, in another life. I like them."
Also, why didn't Nash see you with antennae, the way that Samhaya sees you as a lion?
Enterprise:
"Well, hm." [thinks for a minute] "I suppose...
Nash was in love with me ..." [blush] "so she saw me as someone she could love- a shen or a woman, depending on how your universal translator works. But I'm from Earth. So she saw me as a woman from Earth. Sam sees me as a big strong noble
thing, so she saw me as a big strong noble thing- a talking creature. But I'm still from Earth. So she saw me as a creature from Earth- a lion. In her gut, she already half thought lions should be able to talk, anyway."
EDIT:
OH HEY EVERYONE! I just realized something!
If we go by Memory Beta's version, Rachel Garrett should be graduating from the Academy round about now, like
literally this year, maybe. Anyone want to bring her aboard a ship?