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The fact that the Excaliburs cost more but still had more produced than the Constitution in the end is all the indication we need that we made a worthy vessel.
 
Excellent, it did it's job well, as both a D7 Deleter and as a ship that can Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.

Kinda wish we did choose one of the Cargo options, given both the intro blurb and the mention of how they couldn't help with the immediate post-war reconstruction due to lacking the facilities. Something for the future though.

So, since it looks like they gave enough of an edge to win the Klingon War, meaning we might not have to do another wartime design, what's next?
There's the Miranda and Excelsior, of course, but any other canon ships before we catch up to the start of the first thread?
 
Pretty sure the list of Excalibur class ships lost during Pathfinder missions was just a list of Constitution-class shops lost during TOS episodes.

Which is fair enough, I can't think many of those problems would have solved by more boom. I mean, when an evil computer takes control of your ship higher Tactical only makes it a more effective killing machine.
 
Pretty sure the list of Excalibur class ships lost during Pathfinder missions was just a list of Constitution-class shops lost during TOS episodes.

Which is fair enough, I can't think many of those problems would have solved by more boom. I mean, when an evil computer takes control of your ship higher Tactical only makes it a more effective killing machine.

The only exception is Hauteclere, which is instead our version of the Defiant.
 
Excellent, it did it's job well, as both a D7 Deleter and as a ship that can Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.

Kinda wish we did choose one of the Cargo options, given both the intro blurb and the mention of how they couldn't help with the immediate post-war reconstruction due to lacking the facilities. Something for the future though.

So, since it looks like they gave enough of an edge to win the Klingon War, meaning we might not have to do another wartime design, what's next?
There's the Miranda and Excelsior, of course, but any other canon ships before we catch up to the start of the first thread?
There's also the Oberth, A.K.A. the unfortunate lovechild of a science lab and a roll of tissue paper.
 
Pretty sure the list of Excalibur class ships lost during Pathfinder missions was just a list of Constitution-class shops lost during TOS episodes.

Which is fair enough, I can't think many of those problems would have solved by more boom. I mean, when an evil computer takes control of your ship higher Tactical only makes it a more effective killing machine.

Im hoping that the enhanced medical functions at least made it possible to gather enough data on the biological discoveries that lives were saved compared to a path where medical was compromised to improved some other function.
 
Not just that, iirc the canon style of engineering hull was better suited to cruise or at least didn't have the tradeoffs for sprint speed associated with our optimisation.

More than, when only natural phenomena can kill (outside of two written off due to not expecting to end up taking a metaphorical shotgun blast to the chest) you you've got a really well performing ship.
The Cruise Configuration variant would have gotten the same Cruise speed as the Canon Constitution, but then it being able to get to Tarsus IV on time would have been in question.
 
The Cruise Configuration variant would have gotten the same Cruise speed as the Canon Constitution, but then it being able to get to Tarsus IV on time would have been in question.
In this case by cruise I'm referring to the (cruise) range of the ship, not speed. Sorry for not making it that clear.

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We have supplies for a crew of two hundred and fifty for three years
More or less in line with the increase in crew size between the Cage and the show proper, going from our 136. With enough wiggle room for a bunch of extra non-crew persons as we often sawing the show.
 
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Oh damn. One of them got freaking EATEN.

But I will note, i dont see a single COMBAT loss listed here.

Those are canon losses I think. We didn't do worse than expected on exploration, we were on par.

The Sword of Mercy. Love to see it. Given the love of irony the universe has as a ship(girl) she probably is drenched in the blood of klingon ship(girl)s.


Not necessarily, I recognise basically all of those incidents as ones Connie's in canon underwent, usually with the Enterprise finding the remains.

Excalibur shipgirls are short, Brittish, built like track stars with an absolutely massive sword. Lots of art of them in the machine shop - playing the dainty dissonance for all it's worth - or in a really cozy bedroom. Stargazing is also popular.

Seems like we might have prevented Tarsus IV with any luck

Seems like our options to prevent Tarsus were high sprint speed, Cargo would have cut it too, maybe Hydroponics to cure the fungal blight. Or, as we got, advanced machining letting us break the Engineer's heart for a bit.

The implication is that the Excalibur was both maneuverable enough and hit hard enough that she was capable of SPECIFICALLY AND DELIBERATELY CUTTING THE NECK OF A D7, severing the command deck from the ship and likely mission killing the ship fairly bloodlessly.

The neck of a D7 is, after all, a long corridor of blast doors and choke points with nobody in it. The point is to prevent mutiny by separating the command staff and bridge from the crew.

So it likely breaks cleanly with blast doors on each side, so both the bridge and actual ship survive drifting in space.

"We'd like to cancel our order."
-Romulans, Probably

"We warned you."
-Also Romulans

I suspect fabrication and therefore the ability to do more in depth self maintenance is why, paired with the extra fuel, she was able to slam warp 8 for 2 straight weeks and save that colony from starvation. They had to keep the nacelles from falling apart during the entire trip.

I would have liked hydroponics to have won, but seeing the result I am not upset at all that they didn't.

I too would have liked more specific science labs, but we're good.

a ship so good the terran empire desided to steal one for themselves

No no, the Tholians and Mirror Tholians planned to share only for the Terrans to killsteal.

"We've lost weapons."

Andorian Captain out of shits to give: "No. We are the weapon."

*Enterprise slams saucer-first into the neck of the D7 and rams right through it, the command section folding up and smashing into the engineering section as it flies through."

Andorian Captain: "...and that's my cue to retire."

The Enterprise went Snicker Snack.

Encounters with the new Excalibur class must have hit the Klingons pretty similarly to the canon Federation fighting the Jem Hadar. In particular I'm remembering the Jem Hadar fighter taking out a Galaxy Class by ramming, largely to make a point.
 
I can't wait for "Literally just a giant flying Bat'leth"
You know... Not actually an awful design. Forward spires for weapon mounts... A wide flat inverse curve blade hullform... It's not unreasonable.

I would also like to say I have found a reason to stand for a torus hullform.

Imagine it, surface hugging nacelles in the middle of a giant saucer design where the nacelles still have full visibility to each other because the saucer has a nacelle shaped hole in the middle. The advantage of a nacelle half buried in your ship, but the nacelles still function like external nacelles with no loss of efficiency.

They look like a ridge running back from the top of the saucer.

Excellent, it did it's job well, as both a D7 Deleter and as a ship that can Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.

Kinda wish we did choose one of the Cargo options, given both the intro blurb and the mention of how they couldn't help with the immediate post-war reconstruction due to lacking the facilities. Something for the future though.

So, since it looks like they gave enough of an edge to win the Klingon War, meaning we might not have to do another wartime design, what's next?
There's the Miranda and Excelsior, of course, but any other canon ships before we catch up to the start of the first thread?

I mean, I think this just means the cargo hauler king the Newton picked up the slack. If there was anything to not be good at, the thing the Newton is king at is it.
 
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