So, I heard back from my friend. Nov said that nov knew of him, that he was a Venture Captain but got 'fired' from that position before either of us even got involved in PFS (so more than 8-9 years ago at least). Nov said nov only met him in passing and never in a positive way.

A lot of my confusion here was because you seemed to be using present tense ('does' instead of 'did', "he's" instead of "he was"), so I was going, "I know I've been out of face-to-face gaming around here for a while, but I'm not that out-of-touch, am I?" to myself. 😓 Basically, while that kind of activity may have been acceptable, it was only so until it was brought to someone's attention. I can tell you pretty much for a fact that that is not what the current atmosphere is anything about. Try it, maybe you'll like it? (Though, once again, PFS1 isn't anywhere near as popular as PFS2, SFS1, and the Starfinder 2nd Edition playtest are. There's still an entire category on OPO (linked in a previous post) for PFS1, though.
 
On the subject of Red / Gold dragons:

I got real tired of always this alignment for creatures a long time ago. I figured that the listed alignment applied for 70% of the general population, with the second one (good, neutral, evil) prevailing for 70% of the remaining, or 21% of the total. It's that remaining 9% of the total where things get interesting, and even then the alignment's only going to slip one place (good / evil -> neutral, vice versa) for 70% of them. Out of 3%, you get the outliers; a neutral Dracolich (who is also a CR50 unique monster), or an adult red dragon of neutral (good tendencies).

Tenneiss was one of those; people fascinated her; not just what she could rob from them and add to her hoard, but rather what they could accomplish by working together. She kept the wandering hazards to the valley she called hers at bay, and invested in the town, making it prosper. The town only found out about her being a dragon when a green decided to stop by for a quick snack.

It didn't go the way that either dragon had planned. The village and outlying farms were laid waste, but the green dragon didn't survive the encounter, either. The one thing it had done is let the clerics of Tiamat, the Cult of the Dragon, and forces allied with Bahamut know there was a red ragon in that valley. Fortunately, Bahamut's representative Chidanul, reached her first.

Tired of the fighting, he proposed that he could lair nearby, and come to her aid when needed. He'd also resign his post to help gaurd this place with her. The offer was viewed with suspicion, but she reluctantly agreed. After a couple of decades of knowing each other, they decided to get to know each other a bit better and thus we have the original Naurelin, the only wyrmling to hatch from that clutch of eggs.
 
Anything that has a personality has its own alignment.

An important thing to remember. Even more, if it has a personality, it has goals. And they may not align with your own goals. Even worse when it comes to items with a personality, they have willpower. And they can potentially overwhelm the will of the supposed user. That singing sword that prefers to sing randy tavern songs might be amusing. But if it can chose what songs to sing and when, then you need to ask what it's actual goals are. Something far too many adventurers never consider until it's too late.
 
An important thing to remember. Even more, if it has a personality, it has goals. And they may not align with your own goals. Even worse when it comes to items with a personality, they have willpower. And they can potentially overwhelm the will of the supposed user. That singing sword that prefers to sing randy tavern songs might be amusing. But if it can chose what songs to sing and when, then you need to ask what it's actual goals are. Something far too many adventurers never consider until it's too late.
It's great if you're the GM, and potentially a lot of fun for the players (though often not the PCs), but the sort of player that something like that isn't fun for can find the concept very annoying.
 
An important thing to remember. Even more, if it has a personality, it has goals. And they may not align with your own goals. Even worse when it comes to items with a personality, they have willpower. And they can potentially overwhelm the will of the supposed user. That singing sword that prefers to sing randy tavern songs might be amusing. But if it can chose what songs to sing and when, then you need to ask what it's actual goals are. Something far too many adventurers never consider until it's too late.
But beware if that sword demands you listen to a five hour recitation about its history, and loudly calls you a fool for being skeptical.


View: https://youtu.be/c96LJv65yvk?si=hbL6Ibcv1yIYuKOp
 
But beware if that sword demands you listen to a five hour recitation about its history, and loudly calls you a fool for being skeptical.


View: https://youtu.be/c96LJv65yvk?si=hbL6Ibcv1yIYuKOp


Still wouldn't be as painfully sad as adventurers who find the "head of Vecna" and cheerfully lop their own head off to attach the "legendary artifact". Which is only slightly more cringe worthy then anyone who lops off a hand or gouges out an eye to use an "Of Vecna" artifact to begin with.
 
Still wouldn't be as painfully sad as adventurers who find the "head of Vecna" and cheerfully lop their own head off to attach the "legendary artifact". Which is only slightly more cringe worthy then anyone who lops off a hand or gouges out an eye to use an "Of Vecna" artifact to begin with.
Attempted users of the Head of Vecna are idiots who castrate themselves for nothing. It's pretty certain the most infamous lich of all has no interest in sex. (What? you thought it was the Cranium? We aren't that lucky!)
 
Attempted users of the Head of Vecna are idiots who castrate themselves for nothing. It's pretty certain the most infamous lich of all has no interest in sex. (What? you thought it was the Cranium? We aren't that lucky!)

No, it is suppose to be the cranium. The supposed "Head of Vecna" is suppose to be the severed head of Vecna, not the severed genitalia of Vecna (who may or may not have ever had such genitalia). Meaning the players lacking in critical thought who know of the other "of Vecna" artifacts assume if they decapitate themself and replace their skull with the artifact, they'll gain some serious power. In actuality, it's a trap some enterprising mage created. It's a fake which is heavily enchanted and thus Identifies as a powerful artifact called the Head of Vecna, but it has no actual use beyond tricking idiots into killing themself.
 
Attempted users of the Head of Vecna are idiots who castrate themselves for nothing. It's pretty certain the most infamous lich of all has no interest in sex. (What? you thought it was the Cranium? We aren't that lucky!)

No, it is suppose to be the cranium. The supposed "Head of Vecna" is suppose to be the severed head of Vecna, not the severed genitalia of Vecna (who may or may not have ever had such genitalia).
I mean... how else are you going to get to epic levels in Rizzard?
 
Clearly I'm discussing a different trap item. Honestly, the cranium Head of Vecna is meant to be used as a receptacle for the Eye and the Hand (which is stuffed into the mouth hole) or is a typically nasty comment on the suicidal nature of adventurers created by Acererak, creator of the Tomb of Horrors who admittedly despises Vecna with every iota of his being.
I mean... how else are you going to get to epic levels in Rizzard?
Tame a Hydra.
 
I've had a GM have the Head of Vecna in a campaign. It really was an artifact, but it didn't bestow great powers upon the one who replaced their head. Well, it bestowed great powers upon the lifeless body... but that was because the head had been created either by Vecna themself or their cult. It animated the body as an extremely powerful undead, in service to Vecna. After one member of the group was an idiot and had their head replaced by the Head of Vecna, the party ended up stumbling across six more of the damn things. And another one still attached to the body of an idiot adventurer.
 
Anything that has a personality has its own alignment.
A lesson taught me in one of the first adventures my late wife ever ran.

It was a typical "Exterminate the orcs" low-level adventure.

Right up until we'd wiped out all of the adults, and the children were crowded against the back wall begging us not to kill them.

Racial alignments my _ass_.
No, it is suppose to be the cranium.
*whooosh*
 
14.12 - Impact
Naurelin looked around at her surroundings. The interior of the haiden was what most Westerners would think a stereotypical Japanese building looked like; a dark, polished wood floor, with plastered walls. Straw or reed mats – tatami (she'd been reading up on Asian terms to better understand reports from the ABB) – covered a portion of the floor. A grid-like ceiling of light colored plaster that had a richer, golden contrasting wood framing. Splashes of vermillion marked the exit to the offering hall, and beyond that, a small building that looked like a very old, well kept house.

Outside the shoji screens and above the roof, she could hear the sounds of nature, but not the sounds of the city. It was as if they were forbidden to intrude upon this space, but she'd read it was due to deliberate designing of the grounds and landscaping.

And then there was Lung. He was a large man to begin with. It now appeared that the man had lost some weight in whatever had befallen him, in addition to becoming a dragon, from the time he disappeared from the transport and reappeared here. If anything, it was like someone or something had removed anything extra from him. He now appeared more muscular yet leaner than before. And more at ease with himself, which reminded her of references to people so confident in their skills that they didn't need recognition from others.

Before she entered the room fully, she sat down and removed her costume's boots, setting them to the side and walked over in stocking feet to the cushion prepared for her at the table opposite of Lung, sitting down.

"Thank you for coming," he rumbled. "I do not deserve the courtesy."

Naurelin nodded politely. "You're welcome. Takara thrives, and is adored by her community," she said.

Kenta smiled. "That is good to hear. How fares the city?"

"Brockton Bay is on the road to recovery," she answered. "There's only one gang left, and they've mostly gone straight. The Asian community is healing as well."

"And the people I left behind?"

"Oni Lee killed Bakuda before he died of inoperable cancer," Naurelin continued, steeling herself against the memories. "Bakuda, whether on purpose or by accident, almost killed Takara. Lee took exception to that, ran her through, beheaded her, and then quartered the corpse."

Lung trembled briefly, containing his anger. "A quick death was more than she deserved," he finally said. "And Lee is dead. I shall have to have a drink to honor his memory."

"I have a question to ask," Naurelin stated. "What do I call you?"

Kenta nodded. "Lung is dead," he answered after some thought. "I am merely Kenta now."

- - - - - - - - - - - -​

In the shrine's office, Miss Militia sat with someone she assumed was the new priest here, making polite conversation while Naurelin and Lung talked.

"So, do you find the city to your liking?" she asked.

"It's not a bad place," her host answered. "I'm only staying for a little while, until the actual priest and miko arrive. I've got a couple of people I need to check on around the city before I leave, but it shouldn't cause any trouble. I hope. Maybe."

Miss Militia arched an eyebrow. "Your words fill me with confidence," she said with barely-concealed sarcasm. "How much trouble can we expect?"

"Actually, I'm hoping for none," he admitted. "but dealing with relatives with whom you've had an adversarial relationship for some time can be troublesome."

"Ex-wife?"

"Cousins, more like. And maybe an aunt if we forget our manners."

- - - - - - - - - - - -​

"So, Kenta-san," Naurelin asked. "What happens now?"

"I would like to return home," he admitted. "While I was not alone, I have missed my family dearly during my trials. How long have I been away?"

"You were reported missing on the 28th​ of March, 2011. It's now the 15th​ of September, the same year," she answered. "So, around six months. Here."

"Hmm, it seemed like more than a couple of years I spent there," Kenta mused. "Maybe three or four. Strange. Not important. Still, I am looking forward to some good food, family, a hot bath, and a comfortable bed."

Naurelin had taken in the rather primitive clothes he was wearing, a shirt of a creamy off-white color, with loose pants of a darker gray. "I recently spent over a month somewhere and returned a few hours after I left, so I can believe a few years. Might I ask where you traveled to?"

"An ancient Japan, back before the Shogunate and Bakufu took over for the Emperor," he answered. "I was told it was a completely separate reality from this one and would not influence the history of Earth Bet. I had an interesting journey and met some interesting people. Before that, I suspect I might have been in the wild areas of China or Korea. The being who abducted me trained me for some time."

"Someone abducted you?"

"Someone I could not win against as I was," he replied with a nod. "Or, likely, as I am. Someone who could probably take apart any of the Endbringers with little effort."

"Nah, I'd have to work at it a bit," a new voice added. "They're tough, but some of the demons I fought against with Sanzang were tougher. However, that red headed sorceress gives me the willies."

Both Kenta and Naurelin turned to look at the figure, who was pouring himself a cup of tea. A lean and rangy man who looked like a monkey (or was it the other way around?), sitting cross legged on a cloud which floated a foot off the mats. Instead of the monk's robes or training clothes Kenta was used to, he was dressed in modern, casual clothes, and had a music player and some headphones hung around his neck.

"Naurelin," Kenta said, an eyebrow twitching, "this is my teacher, Sun Wukong, of many and varied titles, but the two most important here are the Monkey King and Victorious Fighting Buddha."

"So this is the young dragoness Shen Long has mentioned," Sun Wukong said, giving Naurelin a nod and a smile. "I've heard much about you."

"Thank you," she answered. "I hope it wasn't all bad."

"Eh, some good, some bad," Wukong allowed. "Pretty much the usual, with an extra helping of being a good senpai. Anyway, I'd just thought I'd stop by on my way west, make sure my disciple made it home safely. I've got to have a few words with some people back home. I think someone's about to lose their mandate, they've bungled things so badly."

After having said that, the Monkey King disappeared in a cloud of sparkles, while from overhead, one could hear a "yahoo!" as he sped off to the west.

"Do you think we should warn China?" Naurelin asked.

Kenta snorted. "No."

"Keep popcorn available?"

"Yes."

"So… About the Endbringers…"

- - - - - - - - - - - -​

He appeared in a darkened room. The curtains had been drawn, which left the spartan room in darkness. He was standing next to a futon which had been rolled up, the bedding having been placed into a nearby closet. A thin layer of dust covered things in the room. There was a chest of drawers on one side of the room, and a locked box nearby.

"I know this place," the figure in the shozoku said to himself, looking around. Sliding open the top drawer, he found the key to the chest under some clothes that would no longer fit him. Placing the key into the lock on the chest, he turned it, hearing the lock click. He turned it until it clicked twice more, which disarmed the trap before opening the chest.

Inside were a few belongings of his previous life. A long, sharp knife. A picture of him with a friend whose memory was close enough he could almost come up with a name. Some money, which would be useful if he needed something and his lord wouldn't provide.

He closed the box, and turned the key three times to lock it and arm the trap. He turned and looked at the mirror on top of the chest of drawers. In the dim light, he could see the masked figure, dressed in a shozoku, usually used by stagehands for Kabuki and Noh plays but sometimes used for traveling at night or night actions.

He took off the hood and scarf to see his face. The face had a reddish tinge to it, and a pair of horns grew from his forehead, one on each temple. The tips of fangs protrude from his mouth, barely visible. What hair he might've had was trimmed short. There was nothing left to soften any of his features. The training of the masters of Iga had taken what was unnecessary and removed it from his being, the impurities burned away over many months of arduous, torturous training.

No longer was he Oni Lee, a man who'd assumed the name when he'd become a Cape. He had become an Oni named Lee and the man he had been, Fujiwara Akira, was no more. His karma had led him to suffer as he had made others suffer. His final actions, killing the madwoman Bakuda, had done some to alleviate that, leaving him with years under Shuten-Doji's tutelage, then those of the Iga masters.

And now, he was back in the world. He needed to find out what had changed in the time he'd been gone. Find out if the Dragon still was in charge, and most importantly, which dragon it was. If the Dragon had orders for him, he would carry them out as needed. If not, he would try to get on with his life, which may now be more complicated because of his inhuman features.

Still, he could afford to be patient, and would wait until the cover of darkness to find his answers.

- - - - - - - - - - - -​

Kenta and Naurelin sat and regarded each other in silence for a moment. "So, Kenta-san, if Lung is dead, what do we call you when you decide to reveal that you're a dragon?"

He arched an eyebrow at the question. "That is something I had not given a great amount of thought to," he answered. "I was intent on completing my task and not dying trying to protect my charge. The fact that I earned my claim to actually become a Tien Lung, or Celestial Dragon was almost secondary to getting the job done and not falling from the path."

"You do know that the PRT and Protectorate will want to assign you a name, if only to make the record keeping easier."

Kenta snorted in amusement. "As if I care about that."

"And the question important to me: Do you want the leadership of your organization back?"

"No," he answered. "You won it from me in honorable combat, and until such time I decide I want to engage in another such contest for its leadership, it is yours to deal with. As it is, you appear to have done an excellent job of it, and have managed to keep the various Asian groups from killing each other off."

"Prosperity, peace and calm backed with steel and fire often do that," Naurelin stated. "Everyone reaps the benefits, and no one wants to make a dragon upset. Even the small ones."

"That sounds as if there is a story there."

"Oh, there is," Naurelin said, chuckling. "A couple of random criminals tried to rob a street vendor. It happened to be an ice cream truck that Mizuchi liked, and she used the power of puppy dog eyes to make the two decide to give up without a shot, and confess to everything bad they've done since they were five years old."

- - - - - - - - - - - -​

From the shrine office, both Inari and Miss Militia smiled as they heard the laughter of Kenta and Naurelin.

"She probably told him about Mizuchi using her dreaded puppy dog eyes on a couple of thugs holding up an ice cream truck," she said. "It was hilarious in retrospect."

Her host chuckled. "I can see that, having dealt with my own daughters. More tea?"

"Yes, please."

"I do have something to tell you, though," her host said as he poured. "First is that my name is Inari." At the startled look she gave him, he sighed. "Yes, that Inari. The second is that something is coming. It means to end everything; hero and villain, innocent and guilty. Sacrifices will need to be made in many ways, and the world will be changed in some way, for good or ill. Everyone in this city will be involved, to one degree or another.

"The worst case scenario is that everything in this reality strand ends," Inari finished.

Miss Militia sighed as she put down her teacup. "No pressure, then."

"No more than anything else in life."
 
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And here's tonight's post. Edits by McClaw.

Enjoy your Wordz™ responsibly, unless you want ceiling lizard to become ninja lizard, and not only be sarcastic and taunt you mercilessly, but do it with startling anyone else but you.

I'm going to try to write on the road during the coming week, using the convenience of Google Docs. If I don't have much, I may need to skip next week. We'll see, though. I think I managed OK the last time I was on the road and had a chapter in the works...
 
"Nah, I'd have to work at it a bit," a new voice added. "They're tough, but some of the demons I fought against with Sanzang were tougher. However, that red headed sorceress gives me the willies."
The fact that Sun Wukong says Lina Inverse gives him that reaction says a great deal.

Seriously, it typically takes opponents on Darkseid's level to threaten him.
 
OK, now I'm convinced: Google Docs, despite having autocorrupt turned OFF, is changing words anyway. I changed that to world after the CTC posting.

It's either that, or the Google Workspace app went >blargh!< and they had to restore from a backup.

PS: Thank you for catching that, Assembler Maniac.
 
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