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It's amazing how Bahamut can say so much by saying so little.

Also, it looks like Crusader might also be booking it. Pity that; he'd be the perfect Knight for Vicky (the Princess) to rescue a Dragon from. I guess we'll have to settle for a Dragon rescuing Dean from Vicky someday...
 
Kryslin said:
He'd given up trying to enjoy a glass of expensive alcohol for lunch, since something had managed to startle him a few too many times while doing so. No, he'd stick to a glass of water while wearing cheap, comfortable shoes.
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I saw what you did there... ;)

I guess No Max's shoes are safe from alcohol when giant lizards are around.
 
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I just had a weird thought... Dreamworks had a movie called Over The Hedge. Good popcorn movie, not a whole lot of rewatchability. Anyway, take a normally hyperactive creature (a squirrel), and let it have an amount of Red Bull™ equal to half/two-thirds it's body weight.

If it works, to the perception of the creature, the world should come to a standstill. :) "Woohoo, I found my nuts!"
(Stranger thought - Amy in Hybrid Hive : Eat Shard does that as her Rainbow alter-ego.)
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sdwood said:
I believe an omake is now legally required. Better hop to it before the fanfic police arrest you. *nudges box labeled 'Fanfic Police Costume' out of sight*
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I have done this:
Red Shifted Squirrelgirl

I'm not ashamed, and enjoy. :D
 
Kryslin said:
"I don't even want to think about how much and what kinds of condiments would make a Nazi taste good."
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sauerkraut, the only thing you have to put on Nazis is sauerkraut, but it's not that it pairs well with them, but its the only thing strong enough to make them palatable.

Kryslin said:
Because of this:



I have done this:
Red Shifted Squirrelgirl

I'm not ashamed, and enjoy. :D
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this scares me, funny, but scares me.
 
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It's Contagious... :)
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    • Kryslin said:
    Sitting at the table, still chatting with the Wards and friends over lunch, Vicky sneezed.

    "You feeling okay, Vicky?" Dean asked.

    "Yeah, I'm okay. I think someone's bad mouthing me someplace."

    Amy shook her head, smiling. "That only happens in cartoons, Vicky."

    "Hello, people with physics defying powers here," she replied. "Who's to say there isn't a Master or Shaker who can make people sneeze when someone else says their name?"

    The other Wards laughed and shook their heads.
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    Meanwhile at the same time at a Winslow lunch table, one student sneezed violently. 'Oh Shit,' he thought. 'Someone figured it out! Okay. Be cool, be cool, everything's fine.'​
    ​
    He was the one parahuman who couldn't go out, since it was a garbage power with a horrifically ridiculous range that covered the entirety of Brockton Bay and a bit beyond it. He wasn't stupid after all. What good was a sneezing shaker power, anyway?​
    ​
    The only beneficial power he had was a Thinker one that enabled him to put pieces of information together from hints and clues. So far, it was 100% accurate. Unfortunately, he didn't realize it had a Stranger effect that prevented anyone from believing his predictions or solutions.​
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    Either that, or Dragon was programmed to automatically disabuse that sort of information. And now that he thought about it, he wondered why he hadn't thought about that before. 'Oh well,' he thought with a mental shrug.​
    ​
    Sparky looked across the table, "You aren't coming down with something, are you?"​
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    "Nah," Greg said. "Just the cafeteria. The mystery meat goulash is particularly potent today....​
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    "Everything's fine," he nodded. He was not eating racoon stew, thank you very much. Glancing around, he flinched as he saw a skinhead take a bite. "Everything's fine."​
     
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    • Kryslin said:
    Julia Veder shrugged. "She's the only one who fits the description of princess around here."
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    You know when I first read this sentence and saw Julia's last name my first reaction was "Holy Sh!t Greg has a sister, that poor girl." then after reading that section my next thought was "I hope Greg's foot in mouth/conspiracy nut tendencies are not genetic."
     
    Jacen1 said:
    Also, it looks like Crusader might also be booking it. Pity that; he'd be the perfect Knight for Vicky (the Princess) to rescue a Dragon from. I guess we'll have to settle for a Dragon rescuing Dean from Vicky someday...
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
    This quoted section above was read by me after seeing Empire 17 on ctc. the laughter was my immediate reaction.
     
    I have one point of disappointment to raise. Just the one. I must ask, why did my screen not immediately erupt with appropriate music when I read of the moments of dragons having chats with Kaiser/Medhall? ALAS! For I had to go to the youtubes to put on appropriately dramatic draconic disco music! Honestly a bit of a tossup between something from Baldur's Gate 2, Godzilla, or Flight of Dragons.
     
    I thought Piggot was a bronze or brass dragon and the only copper dragon running around for the moment was everyone's favorite trickster dragon goddess, she who loves cupcakes and unnerver of Drow deities.
     
    Actually, (Assuming he's still around) after the actions of the E88, I'm a little surprised that Zorquan hasn't shown up to administer the daddy of all beatdowns on them.
     
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