You say that like it couldn't happen.
Scaling Up
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Kryslin
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I'm afraid I'm lacking suitable context here. While Aware of Kim Possible, and having a passing knowledge of the characters...
Your poor, technically befuddled and monitor deficient author is confuzzled.
Uhh, Ron Stoppable is pretty much the Dennis of his setting. He's comic relief, but more competent than he appears as first glance. Screwball, but reliable.
"Naked mole rap" on youtube will get you the song, its uhh, it's what happens when Disney writes gangster rap. Ron has a naked mole rat (real animal, seriously) because his dad is allergic to animal fur, so hairless pet. It's the obligatory cute and clever mascot/helper animal. And because Disney, there's a song. It's goofy and irreverent, while giving a history of said pet.
And like Kim Possible, the name Ron Stoppable is a horrible pun(imagine Scooby Doo trying to say 'unstoppable'), so translating that into draconic would preserve the name/pun theme while also still having something time related
"Naked mole rap" on youtube will get you the song, its uhh, it's what happens when Disney writes gangster rap. Ron has a naked mole rat (real animal, seriously) because his dad is allergic to animal fur, so hairless pet. It's the obligatory cute and clever mascot/helper animal. And because Disney, there's a song. It's goofy and irreverent, while giving a history of said pet.
And like Kim Possible, the name Ron Stoppable is a horrible pun(imagine Scooby Doo trying to say 'unstoppable'), so translating that into draconic would preserve the name/pun theme while also still having something time related
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I really like this not just because it fits his cape name but because all the others have over the top names.
Just imagine someone listing all the dragons and ending with "... and Ron." Or introducing several while in their full size appearances and ending with "... and Ron."
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Don't forget that Ron and Rufus, his naked mole rat, have Mystical Monkey Powers. Plus Ron being a Chosen One.
E.I.G.
Robo-Bird
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- It/They
If I remember right it is the specific plot that the Naked Mole Rap was used to stop.
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Yeah it was. That was a weird episode.
It's one of those "secret agency recruits exclusively teenagers to fight adults with super powers because reasons" shows. They're all weird episodes. Not quite as bad as Totally Spies of course, but then that's French so it sets quite a high bar by default.
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No it's not. Global Justice only appears in a very few episodes. It's about a Teenager who is supremely competent at saving the world. Clearly you haven't watched Kim Possible.
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It's only a model.
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- Russia
Yeah, it's a series about a teenager who accidentally her own secret agency because she's just that good.
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That is more accurate. She just has a website that says she can do anything, and is good enough that it isn't a lie.
And a banging theme song.
Moving the topic away from the Kim Possible derail, there might not be a new snippet today.
From the CTC discussion thread:
From the CTC discussion thread:
Kryslin
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Ok, I've got my new RTX 3060 and Aorus 1440p monitor up and running, but I'm behind on things. I might get the CTC bit done tonight, but it won't be posted until next Saturday. I might have something silly, explosive, or both during the week. RL has been overwhelming the last week. I lost a monitor and a lawn tractor. Both have been replaced, and I'm catching up on things.
But yeah, no chapter tomorrow.
For those of you in the US, have a happy Independence Day, and for those of you not, have fun watching Americans do stupid things with explosives.
No explosives here, unless you're watching a licensed show run by professionals, or visit an Indian Reservation. Gunpowder and tinder-dry vegetation Do Not Mix.Ok, I've got my new RTX 3060 and Aorus 1440p monitor up and running, but I'm behind on things. I might get the CTC bit done tonight, but it won't be posted until next Saturday. I might have something silly, explosive, or both during the week. RL has been overwhelming the last week. I lost a monitor and a lawn tractor. Both have been replaced, and I'm catching up on things.
But yeah, no chapter tomorrow.
For those of you in the US, have a happy Independence Day, and for those of you not, have fun watching Americans do stupid things with explosives.
PS: Thank you for threadmarking the ad I wrote. All I need to complete myself is to watch the reactions of Amy, Naurelin, and the rest when they watch the commercial.
Everybody also forgets, but the 1st is also a Holiday for us Canadians.
We generally just take the excuse to make it one epic 4 day weekend.
Kryslin
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I wasn't quite sure when Canada Day was, only that I knew it had passed.
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How do you lose a lawn tractor. They tend to be somewhat conspicuous. Did you check behind the lilac bushes?
Were these two events related?
If they weren't, you need to pretend they are. Possibly with Dennis telling the story. This sounds like a fantastic premise for a noodle incident.
Happy CanaDay! Thank you for being our hat.
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