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Gem dragons just hire some locals to do this shit and now stop bothering them about stupid human furniture.Metallic Dragons make a La-Z-Boy of Hugging, Chromatics make a La-Z-Boy of Devouring.
Gem dragons just hire some locals to do this shit and now stop bothering them about stupid human furniture.Metallic Dragons make a La-Z-Boy of Hugging, Chromatics make a La-Z-Boy of Devouring.
It would be a very popular purchase for wealthy couch potatoes. Come to think of it, I could see Dragon making a bulk purchase and sending them to the Birdcage.If said dragon gets distracted during the enchanting a La-Z-Boy of Holding, would they accidentally make a La-Z-Boy of Hugging instead?
Now we know why he kept complaining about the one Grue ruined by bleeding on it.Grue: "Say what? You're a dragon?! Since when?"
Regent: "Oh, for years."
Grue: "And you never did anything?"
Regent: <shrugs> "Eh. Just doing the dragon thing, sitting on my horde."
Grue: "What horde?"
Regent: "I stuffed all my loot inside the couch."
commercial: No need for a Snugee or a blanket, just let your "Lazy-Boy Of Hugging" wrap around you and keep you warm during those cold lonely nights.
It would be a very popular purchase for wealthy couch potatoes. Come to think of it, I could see Dragon making a bulk purchase and sending them to the Birdcage.
This is what happens when your local laws of physics are designed to be compatible with battle maps. XDInteresting thing about Greyhawk Dragons: Their breath weapon is a cube of toxic gas. A cube, not a cloud or a cone.
Not the only anime I've seen something like this. For example, in Fairy Tail their Celestial Spirit summoner Lucy has a Horologium summon, inside which she can hide in a pinch. It's soundproof and Horologium relays Lucy's statements to outside observers in his own voice, followed by "she said".Taylor was translating for Hunts. I just didn't want to start repeating everything. The anime GATE does it in an amusing fashion; the character doing the translating adds a "they said."
I think it's not quite proven that the last Idiot Ball appears when a constellation of Sidereals come together, for all we know it instead draws them in. Possibly retroactively.Well, one of them. To my knowledge there are three: Cauldron's, the one belonging to Cerberus (hide your taco carts kids), and the one that appears when you get a bunch of Sidereals in the same place.
I think you misspelled the name. I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a Couch of Hoarding.I hear in a lot of Fantasy settings, there's a Bag Of Holding kind of thing. Dragon Alec probably used some Dragon Magic to turn the couch into a Couch Of Holding.
Think of a 3.5e dragon in 1st & 2nd, basically. They were statted to deal with the problems that it was far too easy for a character to hit that -2 AC (Which I think roughly translates to a 22 AC in 3.5e and up). They also weren't fixed to any one alignment, either. You had good dragons, and you had Eeeeeeeeevil dragons. They also had a bunch of innate abilities based on age (Charm Person, Suggestion, Mass Charm, Geas, etc.) All of them spoke, and about half of them were spell casters - some wizards, some priests, some both. Breath weapons also varied, but everyone had either a cone of fire, or a line of fire.
That's probably because PCs got a lot more powerful in the edition change.That was a strange thing to read. From an personal perspective I'd always felt like dragons got nerfed hard in 3.5e. After all in 3.5 games we fought the damn things all the time and won more often than not.
In my earlier adventures, (OD&D, 1e, and 2e) finding out any a dragon bigger than a white was involved either sent us running for the hills or started a mini-campaign where we counted survival as a win.
Its sort of amazing how much of a cultural change there has been in gaming over the years.
Where's the "facepalm" emoticon?"Alec, why is our new couch crossing streams and rivers repeatedly?"
"I was trying to enchant it to hold my hoard like our old one did, and Imp startled me during the final steps."
"And?"
"I misspelled it, so now we have a Couch of Fording."
I played a 3.5 game once where the DM didn't have time to restat a dragon for the game. The party was larger than is typical, and he didn't want the dragon to go down like a chump the first round, so he asked me to do it, and then figure out a way to put the party on the back foot early on without outright TPKing everyone. I had, like, 10 minutes. So I gave it a bunch of metabreath feats that hinder opponents instead of damaging them (like Entangling Breath, Lingering Breath, and one that gave its breath weapon the same properties as greater dispel magic) and gave it a bunch of battlefield control spells, and a few early warning spells it could use to alert it when intruders were in its lair, like the alarm spell (which does pretty much exactly what it says). So it knew we were coming, and crouched down with its muzzle right next to the small doorway into its lair and readied an action to breathe a dispelling entangling breath on the party as soon as the door was opened. Also, Flyby Attack, so it could move, breathe or attack or cast a spell, then move again, out of our reach.That, and GMs often forget that npcs get feats too. They also often forget that dragons are not mindless beasts, and thus they can strategize. That's not to say a massively broken build can't one or two shot a dragon by level 7. If a player looks hard enough, there are class and feat combos which are insanely broken, and capable of dishing out hundreds of damage in the surprise round, with it being pretty much impossible for anything that isn't Epic to even have a chance of noticing the character before the sneak attack.
A Couch of Hording would have been infinitely worse. So, thank you, Imp."Alec, why is our new couch crossing streams and rivers repeatedly?"
"I was trying to enchant it to hold my hoard like our old one did, and Imp startled me during the final steps."
"And?"
"I misspelled it, so now we have a Couch of Fording."
So, yeah, dragons, if properly built and played, are seriously nasty mofos in 3rd Edition.
I might have my notes for the dragons that populated my own campaign world around here someplace... They were, essentially, an attempt to bring LotR dragons into AD&D.
Think of a 3.5e dragon in 1st & 2nd, basically. They were statted to deal with the problems that it was far too easy for a character to hit that -2 AC (Which I think roughly translates to a 22 AC in 3.5e and up). They also weren't fixed to any one alignment, either. You had good dragons, and you had Eeeeeeeeevil dragons. They also had a bunch of innate abilities based on age (Charm Person, Suggestion, Mass Charm, Geas, etc.) All of them spoke, and about half of them were spell casters - some wizards, some priests, some both. Breath weapons also varied, but everyone had either a cone of fire, or a line of fire.
They were overkill in the few instances where a party fought one. The couple of victories were hard won, and fondly remembered.
and about half of them were spell casters - some wizards, some priests, some both.
It was a rather hard fight after that, to the point where the DM ramped the effective level of the encounter up about +10 or so past our level, because it was a lot harder than it should've been. We earned our experience points that day, I'll tell you what.
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Every dragon worth its wings should have a kobold kontingent [sic]....
Are we going to have Tucker's Kobolds show up, please? Just imagine them as a security consulting company employing some tinkers...
I'd prefer a contingent of human/elf/dwarf allies myself.Every dragon worth its wings should have a kobold kontingent [sic].
Those are boring. I see humans every day, and all the other Player's Handbook races are just humans with pointy ears, green skin, or height deficits.
Yes but I'd prefer a boring but smart companion to a kleptomaniac moron!Those are boring. I see humans every day, and all the other Player's Handbook races are just humans with pointy ears, green skin, or height deficits.