Man, you guys need to watch some Wakfu.

... some what?

Madoka is the only person who ever indicated they were happy Homura existed, in her entire life.

Mikiel: [Briefs PMAS Sayaka]
Sayaka: holy shit I was such a *bitch* to her too since she was weird.
[Later that day]
Homura: ... Miki what are you doing? [Looks at Sayaka hugging her]
Sayaka: Just accept it.
[Homura looks at Sabrina]
Sabrina: *shrugs*
 
... some what?



Mikiel: [Briefs PMAS Sayaka]
Sayaka: holy shit I was such a *bitch* to her too since she was weird.
[Later that day]
Homura: ... Miki what are you doing? [Looks at Sayaka hugging her]
Sayaka: Just accept it.
[Homura looks at Sabrina]
Sabrina: *shrugs*

"I trusted you, Miki. Sabrina and Madoka were a given, and Mami requires constant wariness, but you? I thought that no matter your many mistakes, I could always trust you to
not hug me."
*Sabrina, Madoka, and Mami join the hug pile.*

"They just keep hugging me. Why do they keep hugging me? Next thing you know, Kyoko will be hugging me."
*Kyoko walks forward*
"Do you think I won't reset the timeline? I will, you know. I'll do it. Don't test me. One more hug an I'm out of here."
"Hey, Big Sis Homura-"
"Okay failed timeline SEE YA LATER!"
 
"I trusted you, Miki. Sabrina and Madoka were a given, and Mami requires constant wariness, but you? I thought that no matter your many mistakes, I could always trust you to not hug me."
*Sabrina, Madoka, and Mami join the hug pile.*

"They just keep hugging me. Why do they keep hugging me? Next thing you know, Kyoko will be hugging me."
*Kyoko walks forward*
"Do you think I won't reset the timeline? I will, you know. I'll do it. Don't test me. One more hug an I'm out of here."
"Hey, Big Sis Homura-"
"Okay failed timeline SEE YA LATER!"
*Sabrina whispering in Homura's ear*
"My memory persists across timelines~ There is a me in each universe now~ My presence follows you everywhere~"

...wait a second. Holy crap. We're a virus. If Homuficer is concerned with us interfering with her love, then multiple of us spreading across the universe must look like a huge attack on her.
 
Does Homucificer strike you as the sort that could emotionally balance Familial affection with Romantic affection? Or is she the type that would see overwhelming familial affection as a danger to her ability to Love Madoka?
Look, if you're so concerned, you should be arguing we should employ one of the strongest forces of nature in existence: The Friend Zone.

(Though, really, I doubt it's necessary, given we have already placed Homu into the momzone. With Madoka.)
 
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Clearly Seedy: Unclear Directions

You keep your gait even and your breathing steady as you make your way through the impossibly luxurious complex, feeling like an imposter all the while. A few pink accents match your hair, but the rest is all purples and blacks. It wouldn't have been that difficult to use your magic on this outfit, to make the heels easier to walk in or to stop the dress from potentially tripping you up, but Yumi had vetoed it.

A standard part of the Contract package was the ability to keep balance in even the worst conditions, and as such heels were only an impediment to rank amateurs. Advertising how fresh you were was hardly a good idea, and if you walked into a negotiation with the Butterfly carrying an undisclosed enchantment... if you were lucky, you might simply be killed. If not, there were worse fates for Contractors. Much worse.

Yumi had given in to your demands for equality by digging out a pair of stilettos herself, but they remain her only compromise to femininity. Her tall and lanky build already makes her stand out, and with the additional height she positively looms, to the point that even many of the Yakuza enforcers have to look up to meet her eyes. It'd take a very particular type of dress to flatter her build, one she doesn't much care for, and so she's wearing a tailored suit instead, the light grey shade matching her hair color.

You're finally led up to a pair of imposing doors, a deep and dark wood you don't know enough to identify inlaid with gold. The suited man bows deeply. "The Lady will call for you shortly." You try to keep yourself from staring - adults being this deferential to you still feels really weird.

Yumi is apparently entirely used to the treatment, as she idly shoos the man away with a wave of her hand while slouching against a decorative column. Her lips don't part, but her voice whispers in your ear just the same. You manage to supress your flinch - Yumi's private chats don't have the same innate familiarity as the Incubator's telepathy, but they're often more secure - and they function in telepathy dead zones, like the Yakuza building.

"Don't copy me - keep standing all polite and attentive and shit." You dutifully do so, balancing on your heels while pretending to examine the engravings on the wood paneling. "Respect's a tricky thing. We waited a few days to get our asses over here, so now Butterfly's gonna rub her superior position in our faces by making us wait. I get to show that I'm not a lapdog by making a show of discarding propriety, but I still don't get to just barge into the room."

The elevator at the far end of the corridor softly dings, and the pair of you are left alone in the hallway. You glance over your mentor again, taking in the apparently intentional disrespect with fresh eyes. "You haven't earned that yet, and she'd bite back at you if you tried. And the fancy getups make her happier, since they make it easier for her to sell what she does to her dad, compared to the cutesy pastels, so they're an easy way to score points."

You can see where the Yakuza lady's coming from, really. This outfit may make you feel like you should be going to a school dance with it, but it's still a lot more fitting to the decor then your magical girl outfit would be. You don't feel comfortable in it, exactly, but at least it's the sort of thing that you feel like you should be wearing on a meeting with organized crime.

Finally, ponderously, the door opens. You keep your hands politely clasped, turning to the girl you're here to meet. Yumi remains slouching, cracking a single eye open.

Your first impressions are that she's... ordinary. Black hair, brown eyes, she could be any ordinary student a few years older than you. She's wearing a simple blouse and skirt, patterned green to match the jade decor of her office, but still far less formal then what you and Yumi are wearing. You wonder if that's the point.

She looks down at you, only slightly thanks to your fancy footwear, and you're mostly creeped out by how not creepy it is. Shouldn't being appraised by "The Butterfly" seem scary? It lasts until she opens her mouth. "Ahahahahahaha~. That's positively precious, Yu~mi. You've adopted a pet!"
 
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Previous

Clearly Seedy: Unclear Directions

You keep your gait even and your breathing steady as you make your way through the impossibly luxurious complex, feeling like an imposter all the while. A few pink accents match your hair, but the rest is all purples and blacks. It wouldn't have been that difficult to use your magic on this outfit, to make the heels easier to walk in or to stop the dress from potentially tripping you up, but Yumi had vetoed it.

A standard part of the Contract package was the ability to keep balance in even the worst conditions, and as such heels were only an impediment to rank amateurs. Advertising how fresh you were was hardly a good idea, and if you walked into a negotiation with the Butterfly carrying an undisclosed enchantment... if you were lucky, you might simply be killed. If not, there were worse fates for Contractors. Much worse.

Yumi had given in to your demands for equality by digging out a pair of heels herself, but they remain her only compromise to femininity. Her tall and lanky build already makes her stand out, and with the addition of the heels she positively looms, to the point that even many of the Yakuza enforcers have to look up to meet her eyes. It'd take a very particular type of dress to flatter her build, one she doesn't much care for, and so she's wearing a tailored suit instead, the light grey shade matching her hair color.

You're finally led up to a pair of imposing doors, a deep and dark wood you don't know enough to identify inlaid with gold. The suited man bows deeply. "The Lady will call for you shortly." You try to keep yourself from staring - adults being this deferential to you still feels really weird.

Yumi is apparently entirely used to the treatment, as she idly shoos the man away with a wave of her hand while slouching against a decorative column. Her lips don't part, but her voice whispers in your ear just the same. You manage to supress your flinch - Yumi's private chats don't have the same innate familiarity as the Incubator's telepathy, but they're often more secure - and they function in telepathy dead zones, like the Yakuza building.

"Don't copy me - keep standing all polite and attentive and shit." You dutifully do so, balancing on your heels while pretending to examine the engravings on the wood paneling. "Respect's a tricky thing. We waited a few days to get our asses over here, so now Butterfly's gonna rub her superior position in our faces by making us wait. I get to show that I'm not a lapdog by making a show of discarding propriety, but I still don't get to just barge into the room."

The elevator at the far end of the corridor softly dings, and the pair of you are left alone in the hallway. You glance over your mentor again, taking in the apparently intentional disrespect with fresh eyes. "You haven't earned that yet, and she'd bite back at you if you tried. And the fancy getups make her happier, since they make it easier for her to sell what she does to her dad, compared to the cutesy pastels, so they're an easy way to score points."

You can see where the Yakuza lady's coming from, really. This outfit may make you feel like you should be going to a school dance with it, but it's still a lot more fitting to the decor then your magical girl outfit would be. You don't feel comfortable in it, exactly, but at least it's the sort of thing that you feel like you should be wearing on a meeting with organized crime.

Finally, ponderously, the door opens. You keep your hands politely clasped, turning to the girl you're here to meet. Yumi remains slouching, cracking a single eye open.

You first impressions are that she's... ordinary. Black hair, brown eyes, she could be any ordinary student a few years older than you. She's wearing a simple blouse and skirt, patterned green to match the jade decor of her office, but still far less formal then what you and Yumi are wearing. You wonder if that's the point.

She looks down at you, slightly, and you're mostly creeped out by how not creepy it is. Shouldn't being appraised by "The Butterfly" seem scary? It lasts until she opens her mouth. "Ahahahahahaha~. That's positively precious, Yu~mi. You've adopted a pet!"
This is gorgeous writing.
 
Can Homucifer handle being in the momzone? Or would the idea she have a daughter blow her mind and confuse her to heck.

To be honest when my brain is in the mood to suggest WAFFy ideas (and it normally is) I think Homura, after she had time to work over all her issues, would make a great mom. Partly since I suspect she would look at her life before meeting Madoka and vow to never have her kid suffer like that.

Though god forbid something happened to her kid...

It be like 'congrats you found the ONE thing more motivating to Homura then Madoka - I'd start running like RIGHT NOW'
actually don't run... you'll just die tired.
 
To be honest when my brain is in the mood to suggest WAFFy ideas (and it normally is) I think Homura, after she had time to work over all her issues, would make a great mom. Partly since I suspect she would look at her life before meeting Madoka and vow to never have her kid suffer like that.

Well, I would worry she might go too far in the other direction. >_>
Though god forbid something happened to her kid...
Hm.

Homu needs therapy badly.

It be like 'congrats you found the ONE thing more motivating to Homura then Madoka - I'd start running like RIGHT NOW'
actually don't run... you'll just die tired.
Made-bad-life-choice-guca: "Parleley."

Homura: "..."

MBLCG: "Parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parslel..."

Homura: "Parley?"

MBLCG: "That's the one. Parley. Parley!"

Sabrina: "Pfft. OK, let's give her a chance to explain herself."

Homura: "..."

*Walks away cursing softly*

MBLCG: "That would be the French!"

Sabrina: "Heh."

*Turns dark and clutches the guca's shoulder*

"Now tell me what you tried with my little brother."

MBLCG: "... Parley?"

Sabrina: *Grins*
 
Well, I would worry she might go too far in the other direction. >_>

Thats what Madoka is for!

"Now tell me what you tried with my little brother."

MBLCG: "... Parley?"

Sabrina: *Grins*

See MBLCG... your mistake was thinking getting HOMURA to go away solved the issue. This was only *partially* correct.

also

Sabrina: Their more like guidelines then actual rules....
 
I don't get it. Is this a Japanese pun, or a reference to something I haven't seen?
Yukari Yakumo is a character from the Touhou series of bullet hell games, an unaging youkai whose power if a loosely-defined manipulation of boundaries but since those boundaries don't have to be physical she's assumed to be one of the strongest characters of the setting (portals, for example, can be done by manipulating the boundary between "Here" and "There")

Touhou characters are massively prolific in fanworks, to the point that the fandom usually creates their personality and quirks for the characters (lots of characters and not enough screntime does that for a popular series): in case of Yukari she's known for being lazy, somewhat manipulative, and when asked for her age she always answer "seventeen" in spite of being lots older (she looks seventeen, as she's unaging).

Now back to PMAS. Taniguchi Emi is a magical girl whose powers are related to portals and, according to Homura, likes to pretend she's Yukari Yakumo. As such, the thread sometimes call her the Yukariguca.

EDIT: fixed Taniguchi Emi's name (also, don't confuse with Taniguchi Aimi)
 
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Thats what Madoka is for!



See MBLCG... your mistake was thinking getting HOMURA to go away solved the issue. This was only *partially* correct.

also

Sabrina: Their more like guidelines then actual rules....
Sabrina: *Grins sinisterly*

"But if you insist... you'll find you shouldn't have pushed your luck..."

MBLCG: *Gulps*

Sabrina: "Welcome to-



Sabrina: "-the Kaname household!"

MBLCG: *Sits confused and maybe hopeful at a table with Homura, Sabrina, Mami who's holding Sabrina's baby brother in arms, and Madoka*

"Hi?"

Madoka: *Stares dissapointed at Made-Bad-Life-Decisions-Guca*

"Why my little boy?"


15 minutes later


MBLCG: *Bawling* "I'm so sorry I didn't mean it it was just a dumb prank I'm never gonna do anything bad again I swear please forgive..."

*Sniffs*

Madoka: "There, there, I'm sure you can make this up to him."

MBLCG: "I'll do anything!"

Madoka: *Smiles... divinely*

*Sabrina and Homura share a frightened look*

Mami: *Plays with baby* "Who's a cute little baby who got a new baby sitter, yes you are..."

MBLCG: "..."

Madoka: *Continues The Smile*

MBLCG: *Suddenly realizes she has made bad life choices*

*Hangs head in acceptance of her fate*
 
Yukari Yakumo is a character from the Touhou series of bullet hell games, an unaging youkai whose power if a loosely-defined manipulation of boundaries but since those boundaries don't have to be physical she's assumed to be one of the strongest characters of the setting (portals, for example, can be done by manipulating the boundary between "Here" and "There")

Touhou characters are massively prolific in fanworks, to the point that the fandom usually creates their personality and quirks for the characters (lots of characters and not enough screntime does that for a popular series): in case of Yukari she's known for being lazy, somewhat manipulative, and when asked for her age she always answer "seventeen" in spite of being lots older (she looks seventeen, as she's unaging).

Now back to PMAS. Taniguchi Eimi is a magical girl whose powers are related to portals and (according to Homura) likes to pretend she's Yukari Yakumo. As such, the thread sometimes call her the Yukariguca.
Ah. I knew all of that except for the "always says she's seventeen" bit.
 
.... wait if Homucifer does exist that would explain why Sabrina exisits. Sabrina has to fix everything since Madokami is too busy with Homucifer.
 
.... wait if Homucifer does exist that would explain why Sabrina exisits. Sabrina has to fix everything since Madokami is too busy with Homucifer.
What, are they too busy heatedly discussing whether the chairs Madoka want, fit with the screens Homura wants in the living room? :V

Sabrina's just there to pick up the slack while her moms have domestic discussions like that.

Or more like, they got used to send her out on errands whenever their discussions got heated, and then they realized how good Sabrina was at running errands, and now Madoka sent Sabrina to help all the meguca, because by the time Sabrina's done with that, they should be done with the chairs vs screens debate.
 
Or more like, they got used to send her out on errands whenever their discussions got heated, and then they realized how good Sabrina was at running errands, and now Madoka sent Sabrina to help all the meguca, because by the time Sabrina's done with that, they should be done with the chairs vs screens debate.

They'd Wish to, you mean.

The chairs vs screens debate is the defining constant of the universe, older than two goddesses combined.

It existed before them, it will exist long after the projected heat death of the universe.
 
I think we're probably in a pocket universe.

Basically at some point Homucifer's attempt at creating a happy life with Madoka ended at some point and so Homucifer decided to create a new pocket universe using a known and stable base template. The new universe's basic concept being to simply continue on from where Homura left off in PMMM except changing Madoka's last wish.

As a result of Madokami and Homucifer messing around so much Sabrina was born.



(That's (being in a pocket universe) why whenever we attempt dimensional shenanigans Homucifer slaps us down and says nope because otherwise we'd be exposed to the Law of Cycles and Madoka would be reabsorbed into Madokami. Also it's possible that Madoka's wish to fix everything may have also been referring to fixing the law of cycles since it's broken in this pocket universe (could be referring to a lot of things really).)
 
Eh, fair, I did kind of skim it. Even then, portals are pretty hella versatile and applicable in combat.


This is part of why I dare to be excited to work with Yukariguca; Even if all she can do is the gaps, they still don't require an anchoring surface, can move through space (allowing her to fly by just riding one) and, given that they cut through an eldritch nega-space between dimensions, are almost certainly facilitated by her witch's barrier-- we've seen how barriers distort space, especially when we tried to create one.

If the gaps are actually tearing the Here/There boundary, but she hasn't learned how to use any other application of her power/they're locked behind magic costs so prohibitive they'd pretty much kill her outright, then she can hypothetically, among other things, manipulate the border between Puella Magi and Witch, and holy shit we need to get on that right the fuck now.
It's hard to be certain given how little we actually know about her, but given that she's obsessed enough with Touhou to bother cosplaying the whole time, it seems likely to me that her Wish was outright for "Yukari's power" or to "be Yukari". Based on intent, that should give her more then just the gaps.

Of course, actually gaining that amount of power is pretty obviously over her potential, so it's anybody's guess how such a wish would actually manifest. Presumably there's some degree of nerfing going on even beyond prohibitive grief costs, since the Hope/Grief boundary is absolutely one that Yukari's power should effect. (Also, Firn wouldn't toss someone that can break the game if given unlimited cleansing at us.)

One particularly cute possible nerf is if in addition to grief costs, Yukariguca also requires belief from others to function, like actual Touhou youkai, but that's purely speculation on my part.
She makes a wish in full fandom, and what is her hidden talent going to be? Maybe Taniguchi didn't figure it out? Maybe Homura can help her to have the breakthrough? Her wish was for OP border concept powers. Her context necessarily includes one other thing, if she loves Touhou.

Supernatural all-angles shooting. Danmaku. With music.
 
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