Look, I don't have any de facto objection to going full disclosure on Haruka, up to and including the Witch bomb. In fact, I support that. Conversely, I do think preemptively getting into it right now is a terrible idea.
Sure. Especially if Mami doesn't want to leave, at which point we'll have to just have to do our best Kyubey impression and hope like hell that it doesn't make it worse for Mami when we eventually tell her. But I'd certainly prefer to take her aside for a couple of seconds before we go home and warn her about it.
 
What information do we deny Kyuubey by asking Nadia via Kyuubey the exact same question we would be asking Kyuubey?
That is not a point here.

Every time we willingly go an interact with Kyuubey, unless Kyuubey happens to do something blatantly evil then and there, we end up more willing to deal with Kyuubey again. And again, and again.

It's like people can't keep in mind all the evil shit KB does, and has done to us and ours specifically, for more than five minutes. That's why I support the extreme stance of 'no dealing with KB whatsoever'.
 
Every time we willingly go an interact with Kyuubey, unless Kyuubey happens to do something blatantly evil then and there, we end up more willing to deal with Kyuubey again. And again, and again.
Do you have examples of people who were opposed to working with Kyuubey before this morning's science session but were more favorably inclined afterwards? To me it looks like the people supporting working with Kyuubey are the same ones who have been doing so for the whole quest, and you're misinterpreting increased discussion as increased support.
 
My position on the matter is a response to pretty much every time we deigned to deal with Kyuubey.

There's a staggeringly large amount of the thread that's entirely too welcome of Kyuubey whenever it sticks around for an update without blatantly doing Evil Acts. Nevermind if Kyuubey makes a joke. His approval ratings just skyrocket then.

So I'll stay firmly as possible on the 'as little KB interaction as possible' camp, because if we don't, I'm certain the thread would let KB have way too much control over us, in time.
How could Kyubey ever have control over us? I'm serious. Please answer how Kyubey could ever have control over us that he wouldn't already have even if we did our best to interact with him as little as possible.

If Kyubey wanted control over us, he could threaten to Witchbomb vulnerable MGs somewhere else in the world unless we do what he wants. He hasn't done anything of the sort. Hell, he could threaten to potentialbomb Homura. Hasn't.

I also notice you haven't provided the citation for the scene in which Kyubey is being deliberately cruel and harmful to Mami despite us "trying to force him to leave".

Look, anyone who's watched the series knows the entirety of what kind of evil acts Kyubey does. Hell, we see how far he's willing to go even when presented with the holy grail of Witches/energy that is Madoka, and it's not very far at all. A slight lie of omission to a girl who was probably going to do what she did anyway, trying to pressure Madoka to contract when she was alone and Sayaka was missing, pretending to be Mami's friend for all those years, and potentialbombing Homura when she was the only one left to defend Madoka (something he clearly hadn't done in any previous loop, either).

For the most part, Kyubey's worst tendencies are to be opportunistic with being less than helpful. Don't give him opportunities to do damage by not being totally forthcoming or helpful, and you're largely fine. We don't need to rely on him, so there's little to worry about there. He has the ability to potentialbomb Homura or Witchbomb any number of MGs, but he's always had that capability and nothing we do can change that.

What we can do is provide some kind of indication that we might, through research and experimentation with our powers and magic in general, discover something that could make the entire system more efficient, which would be more valuable to Kyubey than Madoka contracting, in the big picture. Then Kyubey would be more inclined to earnestly help us, or at least not hinder us. Note that doing this wouldn't go against any of our goals anyway, either--it's just a matter of not refusing to say anything about our power experimentation that he can already observe anyway.

That is not a point here.

Every time we willingly go an interact with Kyuubey, unless Kyuubey happens to do something blatantly evil then and there, we end up more willing to deal with Kyuubey again. And again, and again.

It's like people can't keep in mind all the evil shit KB does, and has done to us and ours specifically, for more than five minutes. That's why I support the extreme stance of 'no dealing with KB whatsoever'.
So you're not just distrusting Kyubey, you're distrusting the other players. And you're trying to translate that distrust into Sabrina's actions. That's really underhanded and manipulative.

Your extreme stance is based on fallacies.
 
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It's like people can't keep in mind all the evil shit KB does, and has done to us and ours specifically, for more than five minutes. That's why I support the extreme stance of 'no dealing with KB whatsoever'.
We can't 'not deal with QB'. Almost every long term goal we have runs against his own. If we don't deal with the issue, we will inevitably come into conflict with him, and the rest of the Incubators.
If you have some other suggestion on how to deal with the problem, I would love to hear it.
 
therefore the probability that Sayaka is a dimensionally displaced Angel version of her that has replaced the native version and is pretending to be trouble-magnet with self confidence issues just to troll Sabrina is so low that it could be disregarded entirely.
.. Unless... that is what Sayaka wants you to think...
Sabrina: "Okay, I've had it with this. Sayaka! Are you an angel?"
Sayaka: *raises eyebrow* "We broke up, remember? You should be saying that to Mami."
Sabrina: "No, I mean, are you a dimensionally displaced God!Madoka-empowered alternate version of yourself from a universe I'm trying to make never will have always happened?"
Sayaka: "Even accounting for the brain damage, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. No. I am not that."
Sabrina: "Fine."

Sabrina: "But, then, why have you been dropping angel references almost constantly?"
Sayaka: "Simple- the dimensionally displaced God!Madoka-empowered never-yet-always-was version of myself said it would be hilarious."

Sayaka: "Your face right now? Perfect."

:V
 
What we can do is provide some kind of indication that we might, through research and experimentation with our powers and magic in general, discover something that could make the entire system more efficient, which would be more valuable to Kyubey than Madoka contracting, in the big picture.
That is an incredibly tall order though. I don't share Vebyast's optimism about it. *shrugs*No real point in delving further about it though, since we'd just be arguing in circles.
 
Do you have examples of people who were opposed to working with Kyuubey before this morning's science session but were more favorably inclined afterwards? To me it looks like the people supporting working with Kyuubey are the same ones who have been doing so for the whole quest, and you're misinterpreting increased discussion as increased support.
If that is so, then at the very least there was a rise in the vocality of that group, and that does affect our behavior. Pretty much every post I've made in the past few hours, was thinking long term.

Humans are creatures of habit. And greed; how many times someone argues 'KB would greatly help us with X if we talked to it right now? We don't need to trust him.'

Well, KB will always have more and more extremely useful shit it can offer us. If we start accepting, that's a decision train I don't think we'll be able to stop.

Unless QB was deliberately sabotaging himself as well as us, he would have no reason to lie, given that good results are better for him than bad results.
KB literally doesn't believe we can do better for him than playing by the normal meguca rules.

Early enough in the quest, we brought up the possibility of creating Grief ex-nihilo, and KB dismissed it out of hand.

KB dismissed it out of hand.

Our powers aren't a drop in the ocean of Grief KB farms. Unless we find new ways of Grief farming that can change that, KB will literally sabotage and get us killed us rather than help us.
 
That is an incredibly tall order though. I don't share Vebyast's optimism about it. *shrugs*No real point in delving further about it though, since we'd just be arguing in circles.
I think that "optimism" is very much the wrong word for it, and I think that you're probably misunderstanding salty's misrepresentation of my position.

I think that most of the people here have mental models of Kyubey that are absolutely godawful. Salty and Godwinson and even Karne all fall back on ultimately human terminology for predictions of Kyubey's behavior. And I think that that's a cause of a great deal of the uncertainty that people have about the topic, uncertainty that breeds fear. Your models are all uncertain because you're still trying to fit the incubator into a human-shaped mold. Like, that word you use, "trust". Trying to ask if we can "trust" Kyubey is like asking if we can "trust" a rock. What does that even mean? The same with "backstabbing" - you're projecting fundamentally human patterns of thought onto Kyubey rather than trying to figure out how Kyubey actually thinks. And you are obviously failing, because Kyubey does not think in ways for which "trust" and "backstabbing" are useful concepts.

Like, let me go all the way down and talk about representations. The representation that you use to describe a problem fundamentally alters how you approach the problem. As an example, let's take calculators. Most calculators use an infix system and parentheses to represent math: "3 + (4 * 2)". Some calculators use a postfix scheme called "reverse polish notation": "4 2 * 3 +". These are clearly mathematically equivalent notations, in that there are no bits of math that you can write with one but not the other; it is in fact a common exercise in computer science algorithms classes to prove that the two are equivalently powerful. The thing is, while they are equivalently powerful, they are not equivalently easy to use for any given problem, nor is one strictly superior - there are some problems which are easier in one and problems which are easier in the other. Like, if you're just adding a ton of numbers, it's a lot easier to punch them all in one after another and then hammer on the + key until you're done, so RPN is better. If you're doing a finicky thing with lots of grouped terms, it's easier to use infix so you can visually separate them. The key insight is that, while vocabulary doesn't change what concepts you can work with, it can change how easy it is to work with a concept, and that when working with a problem you want to choose a notation that represents that problem more naturally or conveniently.

The notation we use for states of mind and decisionmaking is built for talking about humans. It has to be! The words and languages that represented human cognition naturally and easily gave their speakers a competitive advantage in reasoning about other people that ensured that those speakers, and therefore those words and languages, succeeded and propagated. Our notation for human cognition is fantastically powerful, as you'd expect of a system designed for helping people represent and reason about other humans. But it is also fantastically optimized, because people are, when you really get down to it, dumb, panicky, and relatively predictable animals. And that optimization means that it is optimized against being useful for non-human cognition. You can brute-force it, of course; it's an incredibly powerful notation overall. But there are things that it can't represent at all - this is why we build things like medical vocabulary - and there are things that it can't represent easily. Kyubey is, in large part, both of those.

So I don't recommend talking about Kyubey's "goals" or whether he's going to "lie" to us or "backstab" us. In some circumstances he might think things that those terms might describe. But you'd be introducing errors if you used those terms, in the same way that you'd be introducing errors if you tried to describe how hard a random lump of metal by calling it "hard" or "soft". You need to choose a representation that is more effective. In the case of the random lump of metal, that'd be things like the vickers or rockwell scales or more modern alternatives. In the case of kyubey, I did a bunch of theoretical AI research and read a ton of material about superintelligence and AI friendliness and safety, and it turns out that the vocabulary you'd use to reason about a powerful general optimizer is also useful for reasoning about Kyubey. Regardless of what that better scale is, as long as you're trying to describe Kyubey using human concepts, you're going to have a bad time.
 
Working with him requires it, for anything where we rely on the information he provides, where the results actually matter.
Except for Science, which is a profession essentially based around distrusting the guy across the river saying the rocket works, and testing it for yourself.

If Kyuubey wanted to kill us, he wouldn't convince us to generate our own antimatter or Quasar-Minigun. He'd hit us from orbit with a KKV.

I feel obligated to warn you you're stepping into cartoony villain's territory of "WE'LL MAKE KYUUBEY HELP US DESTROY EVERYTHING HE CHERISES MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

And I'm not exaggerating. This is how we end up a marionette on Kyuubey's strings. Hubris.
I never suggested we make Kyuubey help us destroy all he cherishes, strawman. In fact, I suggested the exact opposite, and said let's help Kyuubey do what he does better and with fewer deaths.

ffs people, he's supposed to be a perfectly rational actor, not a sociopathic chronic traitor. People act like going anywhere near him will result in our immediate demise by him talking at us hard. He's not fucking Junko Enoshima. He's not powered by memes. He's powered by the fact that most depressive 14 year old girls treat him like a human and not like an alien. Nobody in PMMM even tried to understand things from Kyuubey's POV - I think some of the people in this thread have trouble with that!

Our plans go against the system he designed, and right now he has the information/energy to kill us/our planet in literally milliseconds. So the real question is, are we going to let him keep lurking in the background and try to play chess against Deep Blue, or are we going to make his best course of action working with us rather than against us?

@Vebyast
Those are some very good points. I think my model is accurate, but you're right about "human notation" introducing issues communicating it. The major problem is that this is a forum game and thus most people aren't going to learn advanced AI and cyber networking terminology to play it.

I also think that there's a lot of people in this thread who interpret Kyuubey as being "malicious" in human terms (that is to say, actively seeking harm to one or more individuals, in this case meguca) because of the way he operates. Which is technically true by action, in this system, because witches give him power. However, this is then confused for a more psychological maliciousness, wherein Kyuubey is the malicious actor and not the system, and if we change the system and not Kyuubey he will continue to act in a malicious way.

I do not believe that Kyuubey is Psychologically Malicious in this way. I do not believe that Kyuubey wakes up in the morning and says to himself "Man, I quite enjoy causing Witchouts." as he scuttles off to work. I do not believe that if he no longer received the largest reward for causing witches to mature, that in that situation he would continue to attempt to cause harm to humans.

Rebellion is an odd case, before it's brought up. Grief Cubes are less powerful than Seeds, which means he has impetus to try to change to them. We're not Madokami and we can't lock him out of witches, so by necessity we must create a more efficient means of harvesting grief, and through that difference the events of Rebellion couldn't happen because Kyuubey would begin to actively seek not to witch girls out.

If it were more beneficial for him to harvest happiness, for example, his entire existence would stop rotating around making girls miserable and start rotating around making them happy. Depending on what that meant, it could be anything from DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS to Kyuubey becoming the worlds most prolific Love Guru. In other words, Kyuubey, not being Psychologically Malicious, but rather Systematically Malicious, means that he can become Benevolent if only the impetus is changed.

I'm not even convinced he's actually sapient. We just went over Frankfurt in philosophy, and according to that guy Kyuubey would be a wanton and thus not a Person at all.
 
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I'm fairly certain he dismissed it because that's not a thing we can do.
What? Of course we can. Every magical girl can, we just have the ability to do it indefinitely.

If we wanted, we could spam lasers all day, which buids up corruption like nobody's business, and give all that Grief to Kyuubey.

We could give him many, many Gems' worth of Grief if we so desired.

KB doesn't care. He told us to go fight Witches like every other meguca, because as far as he understands, that's the best we can do for him.

My point there, I believe, was that of course Kyuubey won't play along with our System Breaking/changing plans, because it does not believe that is a good thing for himself.

Unless QB was deliberately sabotaging himself as well as us, he would have no reason to lie, given that good results are better for him than bad results.
See this? KB would be sabotaging only us, because what are good results for us, are bad results for him.

If we want to change that, first we need proof of a better Grief generating we can hold over KB's head. Like a hammer, because we don't have the social grace for anything else.

Until then, working with KB means KB subtly guiding our efforts towards its own desires, which run contrary to ours, and us falling for it.
 
Kyubey has a vested interest in making his system run better

If we can make hia system run better while also reducing the truly horrific attrition rate then he will in all likelihood adopt our changes

He's not evil

Just deeply pragmatic
 
Kyubey has a vested interest in making his system run better

If we can make hia system run better while also reducing the truly horrific attrition rate then he will in all likelihood adopt our changes

He's not evil

Just deeply pragmatic
I won't weight on the evil/pragmatic stuff because I'm certain that's an argument worth many, many pages of discussion.

On the 'Kyuubey has a vested interest in making his system run better' part?

He does not believe we can help him there.

Unless we change that first, trying to 'work' with him to improve the system would mean shooting ourselves in the foot.
 
What? Of course we can. Every magical girl can, we just have the ability to do it indefinitely.

If we wanted, we could spam lasers all day, which buids up corruption like nobody's business, and give all that Grief to Kyuubey.

We could give him many, many Gems' worth of Grief if we so desired.

KB doesn't care. He told us to go fight Witches like every other meguca, because as far as he understands, that's the best we can do for him.
That's basically asking the manager of a nuclear plant to not turn the thing on and instead just throw the rods into a pool because we said so. Kyubey is trying to get as much power as possible in as little time as possible, petty morality be damned. the method you suggested is vastly less efficient and would produce less power. There are a whole bunch of other problems with it but I have to get to class right now so I'll get into it later.
 
Kyubey has a vested interest in making his system run better

If we can make hia system run better while also reducing the truly horrific attrition rate then he will in all likelihood adopt our changes

He's not evil

Just deeply pragmatic
True... but what's stopping him from figuring out how we do it, then dumping us and continuing with the Witch system? Double the payouts! Mado-Contract!
 
In the case of kyubey, I did a bunch of theoretical AI research and read a ton of material about superintelligence and AI friendliness and safety, and it turns out that the vocabulary you'd use to reason about a powerful general optimizer is also useful for reasoning about Kyubey. Regardless of what that better scale is, as long as you're trying to describe Kyubey using human concepts, you're going to have a bad time.

You know, I had a post written about not anthropomorphising the Incubator and treating it as a sort of fey biocomputer gestalt, but you seem to have beaten me to it.

I'm just going to further point out that, as far as we've been able to observe, both in canon and in meta, everything it says is strictly true. It is evasive, weaselly, and will withhold information to control opinions, but it does not lie directly. I suspect (but do not assert) it cannot.

Can anyone provide evidence to the contrary?

It's less dodgy than lawyers.
 
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