WHERE IS MY BOLT-PISTOL?!
Maami!
What?
Where's my bolt-pistol?
Whaat?
Where? Is? My? Bolt-pistol?!
I, uh, put it away!
Where?
Why do you need to know?
I need it!
Uh-uh! Don't even think about running off to BLAM kyubeys. We've been planning this dinner for three days!
There's a potential in danger!
My EVENING is in danger!
TELL ME WHERE MY BOLT-PISTOL IS, MAMI! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
I AM YOUR PLATONIC GAY SNUGGLE PARTNER! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!
 
Maami!
What?
Where's my bolt-pistol?
Whaat?
Where? Is? My? Bolt-pistol?!
I, uh, put it away!
Where?
Why do you need to know?
I need it!
Uh-uh! Don't even think about running off to BLAM kyubeys. We've been planning this dinner for three days!
There's a potential in danger!
My EVENING is in danger!
TELL ME WHERE MY BOLT-PISTOL IS, MAMI! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!
I AM YOUR PLATONIC GAY SNUGGLE PARTNER! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!
"... Did you get that?"

*Casually steps in through the window and does a hairflip*

"Wait, what?"

"Give me, give me!"

*Hands Sabrina a recorder*

*Plays*

"-I AM YOUR PLATONIC GAY SNUGGLE PARNER! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!"

*BLUUUUUUUUSH*

"-I AM YOUR PLATONIC GAY SNUGGLE PARNER! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!"

"..."

"-I AM YOUR PLATONIC GAY SNUGGLE PARNER! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!"

"... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

"-I AM YOUR PLATONIC GAY SNUGGLE PARNER! I AM THE GREATEST GOOD THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!"



Homura had to pry the recorder off Sabrina's hands.
 
Well, if we want to go further back, this was Firn's plan all along ever since he sneakily whispered the whole idea of despairing magical girls to Urobutcher's ear, starting the chain of events that led to the creation of Puella Magi Madoka Magica and then to Puella Magi Adfligo Systema.
 
Well, if we want to go further back, this was Firn's plan all along ever since he sneakily whispered the whole idea of despairing magical girls to Urobutcher's ear, starting the chain of events that led to the creation of Puella Magi Madoka Magica and then to Puella Magi Adfligo Systema.

You think Firn is actually Tzeentch in disguise? Emperor Protect us!
 
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