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cmwatford said:
You mean literal tin foil hat.
Sabrina: Get out of my head Charles Sasa!
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"No! It's way too fun in here!"

"Damn it, I'm serious! Don't-"

"UgoMura OTP!"

"Sasa!"

*SMACK!*

"Ow!"

*Puts Grief newspaper away*

"Now, if you would kindly get out of my head..."

"..." *Turns to Homura* "Did you know she calls you Momura in her head-"

*SMACK!*

"OW!"
 
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o3o said:
My recollection is that Sasa has an inferiority complex, and that she really just wants people to like her.

She hates herself, and how those who are better then her remind her of how pathetic she is. Because, the power that her wish granted her? It's to let her make friends, and have people value her.

Sabrina... wants to save everyone. If somebody comes to her, asking her for help or friendship - the odds are, she'd be willing to help them. No tricks, no demands. Just... offer friendship. Invite her to hang out at the mall sometime or something.

Iunno, just a thought.
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So Sasa is Ebony Way, maybe find someone who legitimately likes her without the mind control and she'll be okay.
 
Are our thoughts in english? If someone were to read our surface thoughts and didn't understand english would they be able to tell what we're thinking? Telepathy isn't really an issue as we're a polyglot but can a japanese meguca that doesn't speak english understand our thoughts?
 
cmwatford said:
Are our thoughts in english? If someone were to read our surface thoughts and didn't understand english would they be able to tell what we're thinking? Telepathy isn't really an issue as we're a polyglot but can a japanese meguca that doesn't speak english understand our thoughts?
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If Sasa shows up, I at least would be willing to run everything through a quick google translate if it would be more fun for her. :V

Really bad grammar is better than a foreign language she doesn't know, right?
 
cmwatford said:
Are our thoughts in english? If someone were to read our surface thoughts and didn't understand english would they be able to tell what we're thinking? Telepathy isn't really an issue as we're a polyglot but can a japanese meguca that doesn't speak english understand our thoughts?
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I doubt that matters. It'd be a pretty sucky mind reader that can't read meaning directly, rather than needing to interpret coherent thoughts.

Also, Sasa can control Witches, which I doubt can string more than two words together in their mind.
 
NemoMarx said:
If Sasa shows up, I at least would be willing to run everything through a quick google translate if it would be more fun for her. :V

Really bad grammar is better than a foreign language she doesn't know, right?
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Sasa: I shall now read your mind, Sabrina!
Sabrina: Jokes on you, I have no mind all my thoughts are now in interpretive dance!
Sasa: ...What.
 
Standard defence against mind readers is to think things so depraved/loud/much they get overwhelmed. For this conflict, we have several bombs at our disposal
 
Onmur said:
"No! It's way too fun in here!"

"Damn it, I'm serious! Don't-"

"UgoMura OTP!"

"Sasa!"

*SMACK!*

"Ow!"

*Puts Grief newspaper away*

"Now, if you would kindly get out of my head..."

"..." *Turns to Homura* "Did you know she calls you Momura in her head-"

*SMACK!*

"OW!"
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My first thought: When did Kirika learn to read minds? Might want to find a different color there.
 
RexHeller said:
My first thought: When did Kirika learn to read minds? Might want to find a different color there.
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I figure it doesn't matter as long as Kirika and Sasa don't meet.

There's only so many colours...

Slith10 said:
Sasa: I shall now read your mind, Sabrina!
Sabrina: Jokes on you, I have no mind all my thoughts are now in interpretive dance!
Sasa: ...What.
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Sasa: *Spins and poses with her hands holding her head*

Sabrina: "Did you just..."

Sasa: *Gapes and shakes side to side while droping down to the floor*

Homura: "What?

Sabrina: "... I think, by changing my thought patterns to interpretative dance at the same time Sasa tried to get into my head, I caused Sasa's mind to only express itself through interpretative dance!"

Sasa: *Rolls piteously and rhythmically on the ground*

Sabrina: "Which means..."

Homura: "..."

Sabrina: "... Brain damage is contagious!"
 
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akrasiel23 said:
Assuming that Magi remain after the inquisition and the protestant witch burns did their work.
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Some Guy: This girl's a witch! A witch I say!

Meguca: No I'm not.

Inquisition: There aren't any witches. That's heresy, get him boys!

Meguca: At least I think I'm not.

Some Guy: I swear, I saw her! There were these flashing lights and then she shot beams-

Meguca: Come to think of it...

Inquisition: Shaddup man and come quietly. You'll get the good dungeon if you do.

Meguca: Oh God, I'm a- *witches out*

Inquisition: It's a witch!

Some guy: Told yo- *eaten by familiar*
 
FelOnyx said:
Some Guy: This girl's a witch! A witch I say!

Meguca: No I'm not.

Inquisition: There aren't any witches. That's heresy, get him boys!

Meguca: At least I think I'm not.

Some Guy: I swear, I saw her! There were these flashing lights and then she shot beams-

Meguca: Come to think of it...

Inquisition: Shaddup man and come quietly. You'll get the good dungeon if you do.

Meguca: Oh God, I'm a- *witches out*

Inquisition: It's a witch!

Some guy: Told yo- *eaten by familiar*
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On the bright side, she's now got superpowers.
 
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Slith10 said:
"Uhh.. Magic?"

"..."

"..."

"...Your reasoning checks out!"
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We need to practice how to do that thing where we put our hands together, then take them apart and have magic (or grief) form the words "MAGIC!" in sparkly colored letters between our hands by way of explanation of absolutely anything.
 
Jonen C said:
We need to practice how to do that thing where we put our hands together, then take them apart and have magic (or grief) form the words "MAGIC!" in sparkly colored letters between our hands by way of explanation of absolutely anything.
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I think it'd feel witchy if we made it spark.

But sounds great.
 
FelOnyx said:
Some Guy: This girl's a witch! A witch I say!

Meguca: No I'm not.

Inquisition: There aren't any witches. That's heresy, get him boys!

Meguca: At least I think I'm not.

Some Guy: I swear, I saw her! There were these flashing lights and then she shot beams-

Meguca: Come to think of it...

Inquisition: Shaddup man and come quietly. You'll get the good dungeon if you do.

Meguca: Oh God, I'm a- *witches out*

Inquisition: It's a witch!

Some guy: Told yo- *eaten by familiar*
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Now you made me wonder if we could just use some Latin and Greek to expel Walpurgisnacht from this world, although we would need to find a priest to try that approach with other witches first.
 
FelOnyx said:
Some Guy: This girl's a witch! A witch I say!

Meguca: No I'm not.

Inquisition: There aren't any witches. That's heresy, get him boys!

Meguca: At least I think I'm not.

Some Guy: I swear, I saw her! There were these flashing lights and then she shot beams-

Meguca: Come to think of it...

Inquisition: Shaddup man and come quietly. You'll get the good dungeon if you do.

Meguca: Oh God, I'm a- *witches out*

Inquisition: It's a witch!

Some guy: Told yo- *eaten by familiar*
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She turned me into a newt!
 
Actually, screw it, let's try and shoot magic sparkles next time we can. No grief, just light. It should be easy; we managed the magic shot, after all.

akrasiel23 said:
need to find a priest
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We could use Koko.

"So, let me see if I got this right. You want me to somehow use some holy hocus pocus to exorcise Walpurgisnacht."

"That's about right."

"Lady, in my line of work, we exorcise witches by slicing, dicing, and hitting them really hard."

*Takes notes*

"... You owe me lunch for this."
 
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