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Bet Momura wouldn't be doin' this shit with wraithdoka if Sabrina were around.
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(Though I guess that isn't a fair comparison to make, what with Sabrina breaking fuckin' everything.)
 
If Sabrina was around, she'd be tempted to perform some Grief SCIENCE! on Homu's darkened Soul Gem.

Or at least duct tape a Clear Seed to it... Wait, there's no such thing...

Guys, we really need to research that Grief cleansing alternative, in case Sabrina somehow lands in the wraithverse!
 
Demosthenes said:
Have we tried taping pictures of kittens to Megucas' soul gems?
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There's a problem with taping pictures of kittens to Soul Gems...

Soul Gems morph and teleport when the meguca transforms, so it's hard to make something stick.

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I just had an idea, what if we somehow put a mini-Sabrina inside megucas' Soul Gems, so it could ward Grief away and go 'NO GRIEF ALLOWED!' and push it out?

It could also serve as a life advisor for meguca, and would always have a Sabrina to talk to... though not quite there to hug.
 
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Onmur said:
There's a problem with taping pictures of kittens to Soul Gems...

Soul Gema morph and teleport when the meguca transforms, so it's hard to make something stick.

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I just had an idea, what if we somehow put a mini-Sabrina inside megucas' Soul Gems, so it could ward Grief away and go 'NO GRIEF ALLOWED!' and push it out?

It could also serve as a life advisor for meguca, and would always have a Sabrina to talk to... though not quite there to hug.
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Sabrina's Priorities

  1. Kick Feather's ass.
  2. Keep Mami,Momura, Momdoka,and everyone else happy.
  3. Create tiny Sabrina's for every Megucas' Soul Gem
.....etc.
 
TheFanficAddict said:
Sabrina's Priorities

  1. Kick Feather's ass.
  2. Keep Mami,Momura, Momdoka,and everyone else happy.
  3. Create Sabrina's for every Megucas' Soul Gem MORE SABRINA (familiars/robots/mini-Sabrina/clones/etc.)
.....etc.
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:p

JarringToaster said:
I'm pretty sure quite a few people would be concerned with having a mini-person inside their soul, even if for benevolent reasons.
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But as KB shows, as long as it's cute, girls will go for it.

... Just have to make the mini-Sabrina cute.

... So... chibi, smiling, and always ready to help.

... Except for Sakura's mini-Sabrina. That one would be yelling 'Hey, listen!' all the time.

... And Mami's mini-Sabrina, who would have the same personality as the normal Sabrina.

EDIT: Can you use the fact of being inside a Soul Gem to make a meguca feel like being hugged?
 
NemoMarx said:
It depends on how sensation works (have we tested this?), but usually having someone inside you -

Uh, nevermind, not thinking about that too long. Why not have the mini Sabrina stay like, near the grief seed or hovering on top of that?
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What if everyone got cute little mascot Sabrinas that were like Nagisa's Bebe form? It could be like a little plush crow thing that rambles on about science instead of cheese.


Edit: Sorry, meant to say "SCIENCE!"
 
NemoMarx said:
It depends on how sensation works (have we tested this?), but usually having someone inside you -

Uh, nevermind, not thinking about that too long. Why not have the mini Sabrina stay like, near the grief seed or hovering on top of that?
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Soul Gem!

Also, KB showed it can manipulate megucas' senses through their Soul Gems. Maybe hugging through it is not impossible.

And well, why not make the mini-Sabrina a multipurpose Sabrina? It cleanses your Soul Gem, it helps you with your homework, it microwaves your tea, it's always there when you need to talk with someone, it can open doors if you forgot your keys, it connects to an alternate telepathy network, it can create images and sound, has encyclopedic knowledge of lots of things to share...

Let's just call it Sabrina phone.
 
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Guys! Can we? Can we just... plot to replace Kyuubey's spot as meguca mascot with chibi Sabrinas?

Like, if we can't kick KB out the planet, I'm sure future, post quest Sabrina would be able to bully it into giving new meguca a Sabrina care package, or something...


'So, now that I have explained Wishes and their consequences in tedious detail, and seven days have passed since, would you like to make a contract with me?'

"Yes! I've been waiting for this, you know, I don't know what the fuss is about, nothing about this contract thing sounds that bad?"

'... It used to have a lot more downsides, and a lot less upsides.'

"Uh, well, you know what my Wish is, now grant it!"

*WISH IS GRANTED*

"This is... my Soul, right?" *Gulps*

'Right, that it is. Now, here's your 'new meguca Sabrina care package', it contains-'

"Wait, you didn't tell me about this!"

'Too late now! You get a standard issue of 'Sabrina's Guide to meguca-ing, vol. 3', a magical Soul Gem protective casing, free stay at The Most Exotic Mamigold's meguca Hotel, and a multipurpose mini-Sabrina. Welcome to your new life!'

*KB goes away*

"... A mini-what?"

"Hello!"

"What the..." *Picks up mini-Sabrina*

"I'm Sabrina, what's your name? How are you feeling? Do you want hugs?"

"... Aren't you the cutest?" *Tickles mini-Sabrina*

"We hi- hi hi hi hi! Stop! Hi hi hi!"


Kyuubey stares down from a nearby building.

It's starting to feel something akin to annoyance.
 
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Onmur said:
Like, if we can't kick KB out the planet, I'm sure future, post quest Sabrina would be able to bully it into giving new meguca a Sabrina care package, or something...
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"Bully" is an odd word for taking over the kyubes gestalt and running the entire thing ourselves, I think.

Don't you wanna outdo second best mom? She only became a goddess for one planet, we can do better!
 
NemoMarx said:
"Bully" is an odd word for taking over the kyubes gestalt and running the entire thing ourselves, I think.

Don't you wanna outdo second best mom? She only became a goddess for one planet, we can do better!
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Well, if there were to be Goddesses solving everything, Madoka could have made her canon Wish, so... I feel we're supposed to do things the normal way, not taking over the universe, or the world, or anything like that... at least not magically take over the world...

Anyway, I feel we're supposed to be a middle ground between Momdoka and Momura, so not becoming a Goddess/Concept. Got to do things the hard way. :V
 
DrZiztah said:
Really now...


I beg to differ. Coobs is a delicacy, this is known.
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It's not about taste, there's far more important reasons for Koko to eat KB, and I doubt she would eat all KBs.


"Grrr..."

"You know about the food chain, right?"

"I'm sure you learned about it in school."

"The witches eat weak people, and we eat the Witches."

"And Kyuubey eats all of the above."

"What?!"

"And finally, I eat Kyuubey."

"You're at the top of the food chain?!"
 
NemoMarx said:
Fiiine, but if we're gonna do the grief telepathy network eventually anyway, why not eat all the Kyubes? You don't need to be divine for it, technically.

Maybe just the earth ones though.
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Is it just me, or do most of your suggestions involve eating things?

Cake Worm needs cake. :V
 
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