Well. You've fuckloadz enough ta be cheerful about, straight-up, you muse as you absently direct tha Grief of yo' wings away yo. Had a sick rap wit yo' playas, n' you be thinkin you makin progress wit Oriko - or at least, you've sicced Kirika on her n' she goin ta make progress fo' realz. And Yuma is tha cutest thang.
Exactly on cue, tha school bell rings fo' realz. A moment of bated breath, n' a cold-ass lil chant echoed a thugged-out dozen times over up in a thugged-out dozen different classrooms -Rise biaaatch! Bow!- n' then a explosion of noise as tha hustlas is finally busted out ta spill up tha fuck into tha corridors.
Therez yo' playas, Sayaka n' Homura struttin a space apart wit tha shade of Grief thatz probably Madoka between dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Yo ass can't sense Hitomi yo, but thatz not surprisin fo' realz. And there she is, a funky-ass bright, glowin presence dopplerin on even yo' Grief sense, disdainin tha elevator ta take tha stairs fo' realz. Bout three at a time wit a funky-ass bust a nut on of enhanced strength, if you any judge.
Yo ass is up n' movin towardz tha stair lobby just up in time fo' Mami ta step tha fuck up fo' realz. And three steps later, you hook up her halfway, catchin her up in a spinnin hug.
"Hi," you say, beamin at Mami as you set her down, keepin yo' arms round her shoulders.
Mami smilez back. "Um... Did suttin' happen?"
"Fuck dat shit, not at all," you say. "I be just aiiight ta peep you, and, well, it feels like months since I last hugged you, biatch."
Bitch laughs. "I missed you too, Sabrina," her big-ass booty says, warm n' fond.
"Yeah," you say. "Yeah, I missed you, biatch. C'mon."
Yo ass tug Mami over ta tha benches n' sit, Mami tuckin her muthafuckin ass beside you wit a cold-ass lil content sigh. This is sick. Just... chillaxin like dis y'all.
Voices start ta echo up tha stairwell as tha rest of yo' playaz arrive - Sayaka first, boundin up tha stairs wit a eager smile on her face. "Yea muthafucka, sempais~" dat thugged-out biiiatch calls.
"Yea muthafucka, Sayaka," you greet back, echoed by Mami.
Madoka, Homura, n' Hitomi follow at a mo' leisurely pace, greetin you up in turn.
"'morning, everyone!" you say, beamin round as they settle down on tha benches, each producin they own lunchbox - except Hitomi, whoz ass accepts hers from Sayaka wit a exasperated sigh. Yo ass pull yours up from yo' bag, layin it on yo' lap n' flippin it open.
Sayaka, chillin on Madokaz left, leans forward ta peer at yo' lunchbox. "Is dem raspberries?"
"Yo ass be a raspberry," you counter, stickin yo' tongue up at her n' shit. "Want some?"
"Whatz dat even supposed ta mean?" Sayaka asks. "Trade you some watermelon fo' it?"
"Sure," you agree, swappin half yo' portion of fruit wit Sayaka. "Mami?" Yo ass turn ta yo' playa, n' pass her a shitload of tha melon.
"Ah, fuck you, Sabrina," Mami says, beamin at you n' swappin back a shitload of tha raspberries ta make up fo' dat shit.
Madoka bumps her shoulder against Homura, chillin on her right. "Homura, biatch? Yo ass is on tha fuckin' down-low," her big-ass booty say.
Homuraz expression softens a lil. "Just... thinking," her big-ass booty say.
"Oh..." Madoka say. "Nothang bad, I hope?"
"No," tha black haired hoe say. "Not at all." Violet eyes flicker over ta you fo' a moment, n' then back ta Madoka.
Hitomi giggles, tuckin tha fuck into her lunch wit neat, dainty bites. "How tha fuck have you been, Sabrina?"
Yo ass shrug, smilin as you start smokin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Little octopus sausages again n' again n' again todizzle, wit some tofu n' mine meat sauce on rice alongside some teriyaki tuna. "Not bad," you say. "Had a gangbangin' fairly productive, if buggin morning." And thatz fucked up territory wit Sayaka around, so you hasten ta add, "I hunted a Witch, like a muthafucka."
Hitomi wrinklez her nose. "What tha fuck iz dat like?"
"Well... My fuckin powers is kind of straight-up hella phat at fightin Witches, so..." you shrug. "I won't say dat shiznit was easy as fuck yo, but I gots a easier time than most magical girls, straight-up."
Mami nodz up in agreement, nudgin you lightly wit her elbow. "Witch fights can be utterly terrifying."
"They can," you agree, glancin at Sayaka.
Sayaka rocks back n' forth. "But I be bout ta have both of y'all wit me later, right?" she asks, her straight-up expression nevertheless tinged by excitement. "And, um, Homura, if you can make it?"
Homura shrugs wit a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shoulder, slowly puttin away her lunch wit mechanical efficiency. "We bout ta see."
Undeterred, Sayaka grins at Homura. "Aw, c'mon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. We'd be aiiight ta have you along, right?"
"Right!" Mami agrees, nodding.
"Us thugs would, Homura," you affirm.
Homuraz gaze cuts across ta you fo' a moment. "Unfortunately, I'ma have a errand ta run," her big-ass booty say. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch almost soundz regretful.
"Ah, well," you say, givin her a quick smile. Probably suttin' ta do wit stalkin Madoka ta make shizzle Kyuubey don't snipe her wit a cold-ass lil contract or some such. Which... well, you can peep tha reasonin behind that, certainly.
Da conversation lapses tha fuck into silence fo' a moment, before Sayaka strikes up a cold-ass lil conversation wit Madoka n' Homura bout they homework.
"Mmm," Mami hums, savourin some cod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Da fish is good, Sabrina."
"Oh psht, I just broiled it wit a lil' bit of sauce," you demur, wavin off tha compliment. "Actually, I be thinkin I used a lil' bit too much mirin."
"Fuck dat shit, not at all. It aint nuthin but delicious!" she protests, smilin at you, biatch. "And I can't even say I had a hand up in cookin this, dis time."
"Eh," you say, shrugging. "Yo ass needed tha chill fo' realz. And dat shiznit was worth it, right?"
Mami shrugs, her smile undiminished.
Yo ass chuckle, wagglin yo' chopsticks at her n' shit. "Don't give me that," you say.
"Give you what?" Mami asks, angelically innocent.
"Oh, I peep how tha fuck it is," you say, rollin yo' eyes. Yo ass shift a lil ta address everyone. "So! Do you hoes be thinkin I should git glasses?"
Yo crazy-ass question is followed by a moment of faintly trippin silence.
"... Do you need glasses, Sabrina?" Hitomi asks.
"Nooooo?" you say, holdin yo' hand up ta tha side fo' realz. A casual thought calls Grief ta you, already mouldin itself tha fuck into a freshly smoked up shape before it slaps lightly tha fuck into yo' hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Squelchin some sharp, inner voice of refusal, you drop tha shutta shades onto yo' grill n' beam round at everyone.
Sayaka tries ta hold up in her laughter n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch straight-up do, one hand clamped over her grill.
"Pffffftaahaahahaaaaahahahaaaa-"
Da explosion of laughta sets off Madoka n' Hitomi. Da greenette gigglez tha fuck into her hand, polite n' proper, while Madoka just laughs, bangin n' horny. Even Homura seems amused, a smile creepin onto her grill n' panickin up in unfamiliar territory.
"No," Mami says, firmly removin tha shades from yo' grill despite tha amused smile on her face.
"Yes," you insist, tha shades meltin tha fuck into Grief dat slips all up in Mamiz fingers n' reforms on yo' face.
"No," her big-ass booty say again, snatchin all up in tha shades.
"No?" you ask, shouldaz slumpin up in disappointment.
"No," Mami says, pokin you between yo' eyes.
This draws a gangbangin' fresh set of howls from Sayaka as her big-ass booty slaps all up in tha bench, nearly spillin her lunch over tha floor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. "Oh mah god you two-"
"Fine," you grumble. "Proper glasses?" With a gangbangin' flick of yo' hand, Grief obligingly forms a proper set of rimless glasses up in tha same deep purple as it always is. Without lenses, granted.
"A-ah, if you don't -snrt- need g-glasses," Madoka manages between giggles. "Why would y-you want them?"
Yo ass shrug. "Because they look cute!"
"Yo ass don't need tha glasses," Mami say firmly, smilin at you, biatch. "Yo ass look just fine without dem wild-ass muthafuckas."
Madoka giggles.
"Fiiiiine," you grumble. "How tha fuck bout you, Mami?" Yo ass remove tha glasses n' poke dem towardz Mami, arms first.
Mami shakes her head yo, but obligingly puts dem on.
"There," you say, noddin up in satisfaction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "See?"
"Sabrinaz -snrk- right," Sayaka offers, voice still bubblin wit giggles. "Yo ass do look thugged-out wit glasses."
"Mmmhm!" you say, beamin at Mami. "Suits you, Mami."
Mami smilez uncertainly. "Well..." her big-ass booty say. "I straight-up don't need spectacles..."
"They're just fashizzle accessories," you say, shrugging.
"Maybe?" Mami says, takin tha glasses off n' offerin dem back ta you, biatch.
"Pass 'em around?" you suggest, noddin all up in tha others.
Madokaz tha straight-up original gangsta ta accept tha glasses n' try dem on wit a aiiight smile. "How tha fuck do I look?"
Sayaka grins. "Perfect," her big-ass booty say. "Oi, transfer hustla, you've been on tha fuckin' down-low. Whatcha think?"
Homura regardz Madoka fo' long enough ta make her start fidgeting, before finally bustin lyrics. "It looks phat on you, Madoka," her big-ass booty say.
"Yeah, see, even dat dunkadelic hoe be thinkin so!" Sayaka say. "Guuuys, biatch? Back our asses up?"
"I gotta admit, they do suit you, Madoka," Hitomi agrees.
"Mmmhm!" you agree, mumblin round a grillful of sausage.
Da rest of lunch passes wit aiiight chatter, as you pass tha glasses round fo' comparison. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Homura turns dem down, n' you don't straight-up press tha issue - you'd debated it wit yo ass enough, straight-up fo' realz. And bustin lyrics of which...
"Yo, Homura?" you say as you lay aside yo' empty lunchbox. "Could I gots a word?"
Bitch nodz at you, layin aside her own lunchbox. "I was goin ta ask," she notes.
"Alright," you say, bouncin ta yo' Nikes. "I be bout ta be back soon, Mami."
Bitch smilez at you, pattin yo' hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Alright."
Yo ass follow Homura round tha corner, a funky-ass blaze of violet light meetin yo' eyes as dat dunkadelic hoe transforms n' reaches fo' her shield. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch pauses, raisin tha shield fo' you ta peep before crankin it aroun-
-d. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Her outstretched arm rests on yo' shoulder, her free hand offerin you a lil' bit of string. Yo ass grab tha string, leanin against tha wall. "So what tha fuck up, Homura?"
"The... errand I mentioned," her big-ass booty say. "I'ma be jackin tha local meteorological agency mainframe."
Yo ass blink. Thatz not what tha fuck you expected. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. "Uh?"
"They won't discover Walprugisnacht on they own," her big-ass booty say.
That make sense. "So this'll let dem evacuate Mitakihara earlier?" you ask.
Bitch nods.
Yo ass exhale, smiling. "That make sense," you say, before raisin a eyebrow at her n' shit. "I didn't give a fuck you could hack."
Homura glances away. "I... commissioned instructions from Inoue Yuuki up in Ishinomaki a... while ago," her big-ass booty say. "It aint nuthin but not straight-up hacking."
"... ah," you say. "How tha fuck early will they evacuate?"
"A few minutes before Walpurgisnacht arrives," Homura say.
"And Madoka is ghon be safely outta tha hood?" you ask.
Homura exhales. "It varies," she admits, swallowing. "She..." tha time travellerz lips flatten together n' shit. "Bitch refuses ta evacuate, or... dat biiiiatch wit tha last ta bounce tha fuck out. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes..." Homura cook up a helpless lil gesture wit her left hand, tha hand her Soul Gem rang would be on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Bitch comes back. To fight."
"Right," you say. "Right." Kyuubey takes tha opportunitizzle ta git Madoka ta cook up a cold-ass lil contract. Probably rockin tha imminent threat of Walpurgisnacht.
"We can leave one of mah thugs ta guard her n' keep Kyuubey away," Homura say.
"Hrrm," you say. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch has a point. There is mo' meguca than there probably are, dis time around, n' there is ghon be mo' at Walpurgisnacht. Especially if one of mah thugss unwillin ta stand up ta tha Biatch of Witches her muthafuckin ass - they'd probably be aiiight ta run guard duty. "Yeah, I peep yo' point. I... Gimme a lil' bit ta be thinkin bout it, biatch? And uh, up in tha meantime, I had all dem thangs ta run by yo slick ass?"
Homura nods.
"Well," you say. "I've been thankin bout Walpurgisnacht, like a muthafucka. I wanna say shit bout Walpurgisnacht wit Mami, git her support up in gettin help from outside of town?"
A tiny frown creases Homuraz forehead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "I assumed you already have been," her big-ass booty say.
"Eh," you say. "I wanted yo' permission first."
"Do it," Homura say. "I... I would welcome all tha help."
"Right, then," you say. "And... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sayaka, like a muthafucka. I know you don't always git on well wit her yo, but dat freaky freaky biatch here, n' it would be... phat ta focus her on tha upcomin threat."
"Yes," Homura nods. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch glances away all up in tha wall, roughly where Sayaka would be was it not fo' tha corner n' shit. "Yo ass know how tha fuck ta deal wit her better."
"Alright," you say. "Cool."
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In Japan, teriyaki fish is far mo' common than pork or chicken or what tha fuck have you, biatch.
Apologies fo' tha lateness, muthafuckas. Exams, and, ah, Dark Souls 3 have jacked a gangbangin' fairly substantial amount of time.