Puella Magi Adfligo Systema
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Knightfall
Nui lover and Slaaneshi
- Location
- New York, New York
And get them married while drunk.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Why drunk?
I think they'd prefer to be sober until it ends, at least.
You know they'd do it.
- Location
- The Surface Of A Hostile Planet
... why can't we do this?
Bipolar means only having two extremes.
Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
No assurance that Oriko stays gone.
Knightfall
Nui lover and Slaaneshi
- Location
- New York, New York
Because that way we can see drunk Oriko.
noahgab1133
Fluffy?
but i dont want to put oriko on a oneway bus ride
i prefer on a rollcoster stuck in a loop going at break neck speeds!
i prefer on a rollcoster stuck in a loop going at break neck speeds!
- Location
- The Surface Of A Hostile Planet
... hmm. That feels like a solvable problem. Just airlift Oriko and Kirika into a country of her choice (gotta give her some agency, hmm?) that's at least 6 time zones away along with a pile of clear seeds and cash, and let them work out the rest.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Best Idea:
1 - Give Oriko a bunch of Empty Seeds (as many as she can safely transport).
2 -Pay Bribe Get Bennouna to help make arrangements so everything will work easier (contacts, translators, etc.).
3 - Send Oriko on a mission to find the best candidates to hold the Empty Seeds, those who wouldn't use their powers for evil nor would they somehow cause chaos once they get their hands on an Empty Seed.
4 - Oriko will be our consultant, the candidates she finds will be given an Empty Seed and sent to Mitakihara to meet with us, so we can confirm their characters. Once they pass our test, we'll equip each Chosen with an Enchanted Artifact with the capacity to cleanse Soul Gems while being held in the hand of its respective Chosen (actually holds a lot of Grief Seeds inside).
5 - Oriko will be key to Breaking the meguca System and Saving the World™.
6 - If that doesn't work, just get enough money, give it to Oriko, and have her play the stock market for us. It's very important. Really. Oriko will be doing the world a great service, so long as she doesn't make it crash and burn.
1 - Give Oriko a bunch of Empty Seeds (as many as she can safely transport).
2 -
3 - Send Oriko on a mission to find the best candidates to hold the Empty Seeds, those who wouldn't use their powers for evil nor would they somehow cause chaos once they get their hands on an Empty Seed.
4 - Oriko will be our consultant, the candidates she finds will be given an Empty Seed and sent to Mitakihara to meet with us, so we can confirm their characters. Once they pass our test, we'll equip each Chosen with an Enchanted Artifact with the capacity to cleanse Soul Gems while being held in the hand of its respective Chosen (actually holds a lot of Grief Seeds inside).
5 - Oriko will be key to Breaking the meguca System and Saving the World™.
6 - If that doesn't work, just get enough money, give it to Oriko, and have her play the stock market for us. It's very important. Really. Oriko will be doing the world a great service, so long as she doesn't make it crash and burn.
Torgamous
Aspiring Gynoid
- Pronouns
- She/Her
None of that would keep her from coming back to kill Madoka if she wanted to.
Knightfall
Nui lover and Slaaneshi
- Location
- New York, New York
Just take her to Japanese Vegas and get them both drunk married.
Knightfall
Nui lover and Slaaneshi
- Location
- New York, New York
Fake ids son.Uh... We can't get then drunk! They're underage!
RexHeller
Title Incoming. Please Hold.
- Location
- Somewhere else.
Against forum rules to right underage drug use. At least, I'm pretty sure.
Onmur
Archangel of Nutella.
Fake ids don't make people forget about the Mikuni scandal.
Drugs?
RexHeller
Title Incoming. Please Hold.
- Location
- Somewhere else.
Alcohol is a drug.
- Location
- Germany
Good question.when in doubt, create OOC problem.
DB_Explorer
Purveyor of alternate realities.
- Location
- San Diego, California
- Pronouns
- He/Him
We could, given the general debate and mild confusion in the thread shrug walk out of the room and then start crying at over how useless we have been, making things worse, meddling, always meddling, making people worry.
Course Oriko may not come out to see whose sobbing in her hallway.
... : ( *...makes inane posts to cheer up*
So....Homucifer killed Madoka and made us to fix the timeline?... So we're like terminator.
Sabrina: Sorry Mami - mapquest took us on a crazy route.
Yeah, let's not.
Knightfall
Nui lover and Slaaneshi
- Location
- New York, New York
Why not?
FelOnyx
Love and Peace!
- Location
- Gunsmoke
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Innumerable reasons that shouldn't need to be explained, but apparently do. Reason 1: It's kinda creepy dude.
Knightfall
Nui lover and Slaaneshi
- Location
- New York, New York
We need light hearted fare.
AuraTwilight
The Sorcerer of Smiles
- Location
- The Silver City
15 year olds getting drunk and married in Vegas is not light-hearted. It's fucking gross.