By the way, I'm assuming the fan is a giant, mechanical fan. Unless someone wants a giant paper fan for comedy value or something.
 
Clearly, Mami is not thinking correctly. The proper course of action is to open up with a barrage of Tiro Finale's, followed up by Grief!Atomic-Spiral-Beam-Breath. Then grapple for the win.

We really need to do this again sometime, with Cherno Alpha. Punching stuff like a titan with freight trains for fists is so satisfying it should be a crime.
 
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I did mention near-limitless hammerspace. The "near-limitless" part seems to be a special power of Homura (and presumably similarly "specced" meguca), regardless of how much or how little other MGs use hammerspace in general.
I don't know that Homura's hammerspace ability is unique any more than her healing ability is unique. Her wish doesn't really relate to space manipulation, so it could just be that she uses hammerspace so often that she has become exceptionally good at it. Or maybe everyone has access to near limitless hammerspace, but they just choose to rely on other skills. Or maybe most girls don't know that it's possible to use it; after all, we don't know how good we are at the whole hammerspace thing because we have yet to try it out.
 
I always assumed that Homura's hammerspace was actually a temporal ability. That she just put shit in a timehole and it was time-traveled to the moment she was going to pull it out later.

Because, you know, time and space are pretty much identical things.
 
I think this has come up before, but the latest update's good use of grief reminded me.
You know, Tiro Final spam vs Walpugnisnact is nice- but we could also just grief bend a Starship and grab some dense metal rods, and... voila, instant orbital bombardment.

We'd only need to worry about causing TOO MUCH damage.
EDIT: And damaging the city around Wallpapernight.
 
I think this has come up before, but the latest update's good use of grief reminded me.
You know, Tiro Final spam vs Walpugnisnact is nice- but we could also just grief bend a Starship and grab some dense metal rods, and... voila, instant orbital bombardment.

We'd only need to worry about causing TOO MUCH damage.
EDIT: And damaging the city around Wallpapernight.
Shouldn't be too much of an issue as long as the tungsten rods aren't too big and we can set up BS hax targeting computers and whatnot.
 
I think this has come up before, but the latest update's good use of grief reminded me.
You know, Tiro Final spam vs Walpugnisnact is nice- but we could also just grief bend a Starship and grab some dense metal rods, and... voila, instant orbital bombardment.

We'd only need to worry about causing TOO MUCH damage.
EDIT: And damaging the city around Wallpapernight.
Would either take longer from dropping projectiles one by one until we kill Walpurgisnacht, or risk overkill by dropping everything we can at the same time, and, unlike Tiro Finale which we can aim up and has relatively little splash damage, any rods that go through the witch due to its deadness are going to be hitting the ground.
 
We want to kill that witch with something flying at Sufficient Velocity to kill the witch, rather than Sufficient Velocity to kill the witch...and everything else.

...I am sort of interested in whether or not we can create a stable portal with grief bending, a two-dimensional hole in space that links to another two-dimensional hole in space, since Barrier shenanigans are within the realm of possibility.

If so, I would have a number of practical applications in mind for their use, including one which may, in conjunction with Homura's ability to stop time, allow us to safely use the Orbital Drop Cannon idea with minimal risk to the city, barring fuckups on our end.
 
I think this has come up before, but the latest update's good use of grief reminded me.
You know, Tiro Final spam vs Walpugnisnact is nice- but we could also just grief bend a Starship and grab some dense metal rods, and... voila, instant orbital bombardment.

We'd only need to worry about causing TOO MUCH damage.
EDIT: And damaging the city around Wallpapernight.
The delivery mechanism is also problematic. It would take time for a projectile to fall from orbit, time which isn't available during timestop (and we will be fighting from timestop because we don't want to give Wally a chance to damage the city). Using rail-gun shots and Tiro Finales from point-blank range (and repeated over and over again as necessary) is more feasible.
 
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[x] Kaiju fight tiem
-[x] with appropriate music
-[x] Make a rail gun that fires magical hammers

No. of votes: 1
boonerunner

[x] Kaiju fight tiem
-[x] Make a rail gun that fires magical hammers
[x] Ask Mami after the fight is over if she wants to use the bed tonight.

No. of votes: 1
AnonymousRabbit

[x]Follow Mami's advice.
[x]Stomp the witch as a team.
[x]Don't take the grief seed.
[x] Make a mental note to show Mami Megas XLR later
No. of votes: 1
undead frog

[X] Kaiju fight tiem
-[X] Blow away the smoke
-[X] Ask Mami to make a gun worthy of Mechagodzilla.

No. of votes: 1
Onmur

[x]Follow Mami's advice.
[x]Stomp the witch as a team.
[x]Don't take the grief seed.
[x]Head back to the apartment. Ask Mami if she'd mind helping us with enchantment sometime. Hang out for a while. Talk about the day and check the news.
[x]Ask if Mami's okay with the two of us sleeping on the bed instead.
No. of votes: 2
Ugolino, Gadjo

[x] Kaiju fight tiem
-[x] with appropriate music
[x] Smoke? Bring out the FAN.
-[x] Be ready for what's in the smoke.
-[x] Make a rail gun that fires magical hammers
[x] After the fight
-[x]Don't take the grief seed.
-[x]Head back to the apartment. Ask Mami if she'd mind helping us with enchantment sometime. Hang out for a while. Talk about the day and check the news.

No. of votes: 2
defenestrator, cmwatford

[x] The one who throws things out of windows
No. of votes: 1
Eliwan

[x] Kaiju fight tiem
[x] Smoke? Bring out the FAN.
-[x] Be ready for what's in the smoke.
-[x] Ask Mami if she can make a gun worthy of Mechagodzilla.
[x] After the fight
-[x]Don't take the grief seed.
-[x]Head back to the apartment. Ask Mami if she'd mind helping us with enchantment sometime. Hang out for a while. Talk about the day and check the news.

No. of votes: 1
Torgamous

[x] Kaiju fight tiem
[X] With appropriate music.
[x] Smoke? Bring out the FAN.
-[x] Be ready for what's in the smoke.
-[x] Make a rail gun that fires magical hammers.
-[x] Eye lasers. From BOTH FACES.
[x] After the fight
-[x]Don't take the grief seed.
-[x]Head back to the apartment. Ask Mami if she'd mind helping us with enchantment sometime. Hang out for awhile. Talk about the day and check the news.

No. of votes: 1
Krecart

[x] Kaiju fight tiem
-[x] with appropriate music
[x] Smoke? Bring out the FAN.
-[x] Be ready for what's in the smoke.
-[x] Make a rail gun that fires magical hammers
-[x]MECHA GUREN ZILLA LAGANN has TWO arms and TWO pilots! That's TWICE the stompage!
--[x] Ask Mami if she can make a gun worthy of Mechagodzilla to mount to other arm.
--[x] FIRE ALL WEAPONS!
[x] After the fight
-[x]Don't take the grief seed.
-[x]Head back to the apartment. Ask Mami if she'd mind helping us with enchantment sometime. Hang out for a while. Talk about the day and check the news.[/b]
[x] Ask Mami if the two of us should sleep on the bed instead of the mattress tonight.
No. of votes: 6
Sereg, Jackercracks, 'Lement, moonstne, Muramasa, Kai Merah
 
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