Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Perhaps Bruce could take inspiration from Martin Niemoller's poem.
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
It could easily be retooled into a condemnation of the weak foreign policy that lead to Iran, Cuba, Vietnam, China, etc. Then, however, the end could do something different with Romania where people did speak and stand up for the Romanians.
 
Movie Pitch: The Road to El Dorado
You know, the first time I saw The Road to El Dorado was on TV than on the movies. Mostly through one of the music videos that had Elton John sing, and that alone was enough to hook me on the film. When I first saw it I thought that it was an alright film, one of those that its greatest strengths were the songs and the animation. I did love the character of miguel more than Tulio, but even him managed to worm his way into my heart near the end of the film.

All in all, it was a very good, and very charming film. Made all the better because while at first it seems that it's playing to the tropes and stereotypes of dumb natives believing the foreigners to be gods, it actually subverts them in a clever way. From the beginning we see that Chief Tannabok does not buy it, but he's playing along in order to deal with Tzekel-Kan, yet also being friends with them rather than enemies as well. I specially loved how in the end, it was the friendship between Miguel and Tulio, already near the dumps, what ends up saving El Dorado when they work together to hide the city from Cortes.

Overall, I'd say that this film would work much better if done before the 2000's, so I'm thinking this can be done near the 90's or perhaps in that very year.

Thus, I give you:

Movie Pitch:
The Road to El Dorado


GENRE: Action/Comedy/Adventure

SUBGENRE: Romance/Drama/Musical

FORMAT: Animated Movie

Set Up: The film follows two con artists who, after winning the map to El Dorado in Spain, wash ashore in the New World. The map leads the two men to the city of El Dorado, where its inhabitants mistake them for gods. However, the bloody actions of the High Priest Tzekel-Kan, and the growing friendship with Chief Tannabock, eventually have them turn and help them in order to protect them from the oncoming attacks of Hernan Cortes.

Director: Roger Allers
Composer: Elton John

Tulio: He's one of two conmen who accidentally stowed away in Cortes expedition to America. Tulio tends to be the more strategic, logical, and level-headed of the two. He is initially more interested in wealth and fame than adventure (a conflicting trait with Miguel), but has a good heart; In the end, he is willing enough to give up his gold in order to protect the citizens of El Dorado from Hernán Cortés's army. In times of trouble, Tulio is usually the one who comes up with a clever plan. He tries his best to remain realistic in every situation in order to stay out of trouble.

Played By: Robert Downey Jr.
Alternate: Kevin Kline

Miguel: He's one of two conmen who accidentally stowed away in Cortes expedition to America. Miguel is free-spirited, fun-loving and adventurous, and although he is initially interested in getting gold from El Dorado, he becomes more interested in exploring the city itself, a contrasting personality trait to Tulio. Miguel is a person with a strong sense of justice, but also an empathetic soul – as seen when he tries to save the citizens of El Dorado by banishing Tzekel-Kan. He is loyal to his friends and is willing to go to great lengths to help and protect them. Though sometimes childlike, he also aids Tulio by expanding on his plans.

Played By: Jim Carrey
Alternate: Kenneth Branagh

Chel: She is a native of El Dorado, and Tulio's love interest. Chel is cunning and clever and acts akin to the femme fatale of her village; she sneaks around, trying to gather information on the two visitors, and even though she discovers that Tulio and Miguel are not gods, she keeps their secret, hoping to use them and their riches to fund her own escape. She compliments Miguel and Tulio's characters well, as she is smart, brave, adventurous and a natural con-artist, just as they are and prefers to do things without any set plan in mind. Eventually, she grows to care for the us two con men and values them for who they are and not what she can get out of them.

Played By: Salma Hayek
Alternate: Rosie Perez
Chief Tannabok: He is a heavy-set man, and chief of the people of El Dorado. He is not as zealously religious as Tzekel-Kan, openly asking Tulio and Miguel (whom he and Tzekel-Kan had mistakenly believed were gods) why they had chosen that particular time to visit the city. This lack of presumed belief in their divinity highlights conflict between himself and Tzekel-Kan, a conflict that no doubt existed prior to their arrival. He is very kind and wise; eventually realizing Miguel and Tulio aren't Gods - yet treating them no different, allowing them to keep the secret.

Played By: Ricardo Montalban
Alternate: Edward James Olmos

Tzekel-Kan: He is the High Priest of El Dorado. While a humble servant of the gods, Tzekel-Kan is otherwise very power-hungry, sadistic and bloodthirsty. He is also scheming and manipulative, and even psychotic. He is also very charismatic and dignified in manner. Due to his position, he is obligated to perform sacrifices necessary during "The Age of The Jaguar", but he also sees them as a way to get rid of sinful humans. He is also willing to whatever it takes to gain power, as he shows glee in killing his assistant to finish his potion.

Played By: Armand Assante
Alternate: Tim Curry
Hernan Cortes: He is the merciless, cruel and ambitious conquistador leader of the expedition to find gold from the empires of the New World. He finds and punishes Tulio and Miguel, and then he is guided by Tzekel-Kan towards El Dorado.

Played By: Jim Cummings

Altivo: He is Cortés' horse who befriends Tulio and Miguel when they were stow aways, and follows them when they escape the ship in search of El Dorado. Altivo shows human emotions and actions, though he doesn't speak.

Played By: Frank Welker

A.N.: Well, with this I hope we have enough animated pitches to last us through the 80s, hopefully even longer. I'm thinking that we should be working on the whole NIHM thing that Don likes at some point, I mean I would think he would come to us and tell us what he wants to do without us needing to be behind him and remind him of it.
 
Hmm anywhere we can fit in a dig at manufacturing companies firing US worker and replacing them with Chinese(foreign) sweat shops? As that's consequence of his bettering relations with China
 
Hmm anywhere we can fit in a dig at manufacturing companies firing US worker and replacing them with Chinese(foreign) sweat shops? As that's consequence of his bettering relations with China
"We choose to outlaw slavery in this country, to be better than all those who came before, and yet here we are, outsourcing the work to nations who treat their workers no better...this makes America itself not only complicit in their treatment but also openly defies the Thirteenth Amendment, outright eroding the tenants of our democracy."
 
Hmm anywhere we can fit in a dig at manufacturing companies firing US worker and replacing them with Chinese(foreign) sweat shops? As that's consequence of his bettering relations with China
I mean we want to improve relations with India, so we're instead sending these jobs there. What's needed is a concrete plan to transform these workers to other sectors and heal the rust-belt. Deidustrialisation is always going to happen, it's just the evolution that advanced economies make going from industry to tech and services.
 
Some quick thoughts:

1. My fellow Americans, I love being an American. (hold for applause) That's a sentiment that I truly hold in my heart, and that people have said and will continue to say in speeches here and at other podiums. But...I think people all across our great country who say these sentiments haven't taken the time to think about what that means.

"My Fellow Americans" means every American- not just those who you agree with or who are your direct neighbors. They are the wealthy bankers who help keep the capital that fuel our innovative industries, to the modest farmer who keep our plates full of food, to new immigrants who come to make their lives better in our country. It's everyone. We cannot forget that, and we cannot disregard or harm or hate another American merely because they look different than us or because they disagree with policy or because they are richer or poorer than us.

And "I love being an American- I love America." What does that mean? Do I love just the name? Of course not. Though, Amerigo Vespuci certainly had a fine name. And it's not just the land- though we are so very fortunate to have some of the most varied and beautiful natural parks and wonders in our country. No- its our culture and the values that we share. It is a value of industriousness, technological innovation, fair play, and sacrifice for the next generation. It is one that every American shares- or should share.

So, why am I here? I am here as an American who has tried to live by these ideals by helping build a business that gives good jobs to hundreds of people, by building many nonprofit organizations that have fed Americans across our country, and have helped bring many people to our country who have become citizens or contribute greatly to our country- especially those who helped our troops in the Southeast Asian area but whom our government left to fend for themselves. And I am here to say: the government is not doing enough, our politicians are not doing enough. It is not enough to just say "My fellow Americans" and "I love America"- words are meaningless when compared to action. So, when anyone says those words- I invite you to look at what they do and think about what they are asking of you. If a person claims to have special insight into God, and that our all-loving God hates a part of his creation- think whether that person actually loves being an American or is just trying to get power by using the words.

I am here to say that, and to urge us to think long-term- because America TODAY is strong. We have to make sure that the America of tomorrow is even stronger for our children. As such, we as a party and as a people have to promote policies that actually will help our children.

2. What policies am I talking about? The first is that of funding the government through national debt. It's been over thirty years since the last World War, and the national debt has just increased. We need to start being serious and actually make a pledge to balance the budget and to start paying back the national debt. And this has to be serious- we should not be a party of hypocrites who only speak of balancing the budget when the opposition are in power- we have to balance the budget on our watch and hold the Democrats accountable on theirs. Except for extraordinary circumstances, of course. It is unacceptable that my two children will be paying the debts because their grandparent's generation couldn't keep their own expenses in check.

3. (distant thought but due to Chinese attack) But we can't just look at the government, we should also look at our own actions. Corporations are constantly moving factories over to countries that actively hate us and hate our way of life. Countries like China, who have shown their disdain for Americans and for the very concept of freedom. Why are we allowing companies to strengthen a communist dictatorship by closing factories here- thus costing entire towns their livelyhoods? If we truly are trying to defeat communism and evil, why are we building up an enemy that our children will have to fight? Just to buy a cheaper t-shirt today? No- we should pledge to no longer support such actions and to no longer buy anything "Made in China".
 
I mean we want to improve relations with India, so we're instead sending these jobs there. What's needed is a concrete plan to transform these workers to other sectors and heal the rust-belt. Deidustrialisation is always going to happen, it's just the evolution that advanced economies make going from industry to tech and services.
We should also help aid, reinforce and uplift Eastern African nations while we're at that, given that India is going to have to increasingly require access to their trade routes and resources.

Same with Southeast Asia and Australia too, now that I think about it.
 
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Hmm anywhere we can fit in a dig at manufacturing companies firing US worker and replacing them with Chinese(foreign) sweat shops? As that's consequence of his bettering relations with China
It isn't even necessarily an issue of them being foreign, in part because the loss of domestic industry and devaluing of American labor was to some extent inevitable with a globalized economy, it's that they were shipped off to a horribly repressive, genocidal dictatorship and geopolitical enemy and provides almost no benefit. US industry being shipped off to China serves genuinely zero fucking purpose. The only actual benefit is the cheaper labor, which you can get elsewhere without the same extenuating circumstances or hidden costs. Like we mentioned before, India works just as well, and it actually uplifts a rival to China while allowing closer US ties to India during a time where they were growing more socialist friendly. Personally, I think that while India isn't a bad choice for an alternative to China, I actually think Latin American is the better route. More so in real life than in-quest necessarily, though it applies in both cases. Latin America has looser labor regulations and cheap labor, has bribable governments though not usually hopelessly corrupt, it's cheaper not only because of the labor but because of less logistical concerns which also means that if any issues pop up that they're easier to resolve, moving necessary workers back and forth is easier if you don't need to do it overseas, and much more. The most important part though is the industrialization. It aids in the industrialization of these countries, which helps them economically. With greater economic prospects, that means a growing middle class, which is necessary for a functioning democracy due to various complicated reasons. With greater economic power and better governments, that means less reason for them to leave their countries, which means less mass migration to the US and Canada and the talent can stay in their countries and help uplift them. Literally everyone wins in this scenario, and because the US would have strong economic interests in the area, it would also give an excuse to combat the cartels more directly and aggressively at the source, reducing both general crime in the area, as well as drug crime specifically, in both Latin America as well as the US. I know I got a bit too political with this post, so I'm going to leave it at that and try to not continue the conversation on this, just so that it doesn't derail or anything, but fucking hell. It never ceases to amaze me the depths of corruption, evil, and debasement that political and economic elites will sink to, and yet be so fucking incompetent at it. Anyway, like I said, I'm gonna try and refrain from including anymore of my own personal political views in an effort to avoid derailing the thread in a back and forth, unrelated political discussion.
 
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Well I would't worry about shipping jobs to China because the assassination attempt on Bruce is sure to chill any desires to set up shop in China.
 
Yeah sure, but that's the presidents job i.e not our problem.
There's still things we can do to help there, such as making FEAST an international organization comparable to the Red Cross or by having Lucasfilm Campuses in those regions to ward off the PRC; we can make documentaries on the lives of people in these regions, we can make culturally relevant films tied to these regions, hire actors and directors from these areas, and likely more.
It isn't even necessarily an issue of them being foreign, in part because the loss of domestic industry and devaluing of American labor was to some extent inevitable with a globalized economy, it's that they were shipped off to a horribly repressive, genocidal dictatorship and geopolitical enemy and provides almost no benefit. US industry being shipped off to China serves genuinely zero fucking purpose. The only actual benefit is the cheaper labor, which you can get elsewhere without the same extenuating circumstances or hidden costs. Like we mentioned before, India works just as well, and it actually uplifts a rival to China while allowing closer US ties to India during a time where they were growing more socialist friendly. Personally, I think that while India isn't a bad choice for an alternative to China, I actually think Latin American is the better route. More so in real life than in-quest necessarily, though it applies in both cases. Latin America has looser labor regulations and cheap labor, has bribable governments though not usually hopelessly corrupt, it's cheaper not only because of the labor but because of less logistical concerns which also means that if any issues pop up that they're easier to resolve, moving necessary workers back and forth is easier if you don't need to do it overseas, and much more. The most important part though is the industrialization. It aids in the industrialization of these countries, which helps them economically. With greater economic prospects, that means a growing middle class, which is necessary for a functioning democracy due to complicated reasons. With greater economic power and better governments, that means less reason for them to leave their countries, which means less mass migration to the US and Canada. Literally everyone wins in this scenario, and because the US would have strong business interests in the area, it would also give an excuse to combat the cartels more directly and aggressively at the source. I know I got a bit too political with this post, so I'm going to leave it at that and try to not continue the conversation on this, just so that it doesn't derail or anything, but fucking hell. It never ceases to amaze me the depths of corruption and evil political and economic elites will sink to, and yet be so fucking incompetent at it. Anyway, like I said, I'm gonna try and refrain from including anymore of my own personal political views in an effort to avoid derailing the thread in a back and forth, unrelated political discussion.
I figure that if we start with the Eclipse Campus, before aiding them with various charity-level actions and networking to form stronger ties, we can slowly expand America's influence into the region and (hopefully) offset, or outright prevent, dumbass operations like Snowfall prevent the rapid expansion of the cartels since the '80s.
Well I would't worry about shipping jobs to China because the assassination attempt on Bruce is sure to chill any desires to set up shop in China.
I want to set up shop in Hong Kong, just to completely out and out deny the PRC Hong Kong.
 
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Okay, working on the post great suggestions, but I would like to remind the thread that no jobs are being shipped out to China, in fact outsourcing isn't really a thing for American industry yet as the jobs are staying within America until NAFTA. There sure as hell isn't any grand corporate investment in China because the Deng reforms haven't taken off yet so it's still a strongly Marxist nation in economy. The issue of China is the morality of partnering with a totalitarian state, one that is actively pursuing the assassination of American citizens.
 
---[X] Part I: The Bruce Lee Memorial Martial Arts and Stunts Program: (Action Cinematography)
----[X] Before Construction begins, Ask Linda Lee for permission to use her late husband's name and likeness for the gym. Emphasize dedication to youth outreach and forwarding Bruce's philosophy and contributions towards cinema. If Linda refuses, accept and change gym name to Bruce O'Brian Gym and Community Center and Bruce O'Brian Martial Arts and Stunts Program. Rolled:D100 => 87
Reward: In Two years' time, the Facility will be operational, and while you are not running it, as Linda offered to be looking over the majority of it (says it gives her something to do most of the time when the kids are at school) you will be excepted to meet with the city council before it opens, to discuss… what the city wants.

When open, All of Hollywood will have a huge increase in opinion for you.

And when open, all Chorography rolls for all Films you produce, Star, or direct, will auto pass Chorography rolls.
Hey Magoose, I just noticed this so correct me if I'm wrong, but we still need to complete the other pillars of the gym to receive the other bonuses, don't we?
---[] The Conditioning and Exercise Athletics Program:
The Conditioning and Exercise Athletics Program is designed to teach individuals how to properly exercise and condition their physical abilities. The program focuses on building strength, flexibility, agility, balance, and endurance through a combination of bodyweight exercises, cardio, yoga, and stretching.

Students will receive personalized training based on their fitness levels and goals, learning proper techniques and approaches to exercise to ensure maximum efficiency and effectiveness. The program is also designed to educate participants on the importance of injury prevention and proper recovery through various mindfulness practices and self-care techniques.

Beyond just the physical aspect, the program also emphasizes the importance of developing a healthy mindset surrounding exercise and fitness. This includes building confidence and self-image and developing a positive relationship with physical activity that can be applied to all areas of life.

The program is open to all fitness levels and goals, from beginners looking to establish a foundation to more experienced individuals seeking to take their fitness to new heights. The Conditioning and Exercise Athletics Program is a comprehensive and accessible program that provides individuals with the knowledge and tools needed to lead a healthier, more active lifestyle.
---[] The Craftsman and Survivalist Accreditation Program:
The Craftsman and Survivalist Accreditation Program is designed to educate individuals on trade skills, prop mastery, and survivalist experiences. This program places a heavy emphasis on developing practical skills that can be used in various settings, including outdoor and urban environments.

The program is taught by certified instructors with expertise in their respective fields, including licensed tradespeople, prop makers, and survivalists. Participants will learn a variety of skills and techniques, including woodworking, electrical work, prop making, and building shelters.

Beyond just teaching practical skills, the program also emphasizes the importance of survivalist experiences, with a focus on safety, planning, and self-reliance. Participants will gain the tools necessary to adapt to different environments, becoming well-versed defenders in various situations.

Upon completion of the program, individuals will receive official accreditation and certification, demonstrating their proficiency and knowledge in craftsman and survivalist skills. The Craftsman and Survivalist Accreditation Program provides individuals with a diverse and comprehensive skillset that can be used in different settings, for emergencies or rebuilding.
---[] The Weapon and Firearm Safety Accreditation Program: [Essentially the HEMA and othersuch weapons martial arts are taught.]
The Weapons and Firearm Safety Accreditation Program is designed to educate individuals on the proper usage and handling of a variety of weapons, including firearms, knives, and other handheld weapons as befitting both military and law enforcement standards, and in places exceeding them. The program places a heavy emphasis on safety and responsible gun ownership, providing individuals with the knowledge and skills necessary to handle weapons safely and confidently to ensure the safety of cast and crew while using various weapons and firearms on and off set [whether or not they're actually props].

The program is taught by certified instructors who are experts in their fields, including licensed firearm trainers and experienced weapons experts. Participants will learn a variety of techniques and approaches to weapons handling, including proper loading and unloading, aiming, firing, and maintenance.

Beyond just teaching proper technique, the program also emphasizes the importance of responsible gun ownership, with a focus on gun safety rules, legal requirements, and ethical considerations involved in handling weapons.

Upon completion of the program, individuals will receive official accreditation and certification, demonstrating their proficiency and knowledge in weapons and firearm safety. The Weapons and Firearm Safety Accreditation Program provides individuals with the skills and knowledge necessary to enjoy the responsible and safe use of a variety of weapons.
 
It's cold out, so I assume hell froze over...is that good news?
I rolled for the kids... height earlier.

And I rolled... a little more.

Well nothing to drastic, but I will say this.

The kids are getting lucky with the genetic lottery.

Hopefully, we can raise them right and not turn them into terrible people. :V
 
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