Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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So I rolled for Superman.

All I am going to say is this... a New Action is available.

Dammit Christopher stop being so dammed wholesome, smart and embodying the role of Superman. :V
 
The Production that Lives For Something? Turn 62 (October 1978)
The Production that Lives For Something? Turn 63 (October 1978)

Production roll:
D100 - 70 => -39

Huh. Honestly, this was actually really easy. Sure you had the benefit of being on a really easy production, in LA, where most of everyone either lived in, or lived near, and were camped out in very close hotels.

And there was the fact, more often than not, you learned that Kathleen Kennedy was criminally underrated, and if you didn't have bad feelings about her every now and then, as well as her questionable, as you would call it, storytelling decisions… as well as her being under contract with Colombia for another film… You would have hired her.

For as much as she may not be a good storyteller, she was a dammed wizard when it came to just the production side of filmmaking. She managed to get everything she needed, and what you needed, to your specifications, or to that of your other crew members.

It also made things very easy once you finally managed to start shooting, and she even got you to start experimenting with how you could shoot because you had more time to actually experiment.

Even Clint was surprised about some of the ideas you tried to shoot. You'd lose a few takes, but the way you used the camera to try and show Batman's thought process, zooming in, out, and then fading out, then using a focus, covering the lens like Bruce/Batman was blinking, finally noticing.

Using the language of cinema to show how the detective's mind.

Everyone was impressed. Especially you.

And it was fun. You managed to get a lot of the principal photography done, and you were able to get indulgent.

The Fights were coming, and after you brought in the whole team from the Gym after you told off Alan's… not-acceptable stunt team and Armorer… You were happy.

Nothing could go wrong now, because you were Batman…

God that was so stupid and cheesy.
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You have 12 actions.

You must spend 4 actions on Batman production.

The Batman Production (Currently in Production):

[]A Funny Moment: So Christopher Reeves showed up in full superman Regalia... you are going to have some fun with this. DC: 45

[]The Man who would be Alfred: He looked at you with a raised eyebrow, and then gave a frown. "Well, It seems that the acting of Americans has devolved since I last worked on production if you are the star of the show?" DC: 40

[]Meeting Jodie: You and Jodie saw each other briefly when she was in Lucasfilms for recording, but really you saw nothing more of her. Try and change that might be a good idea. DC: 30

[]The Batman must be… something: You have an idea of a scene where Batman interacts with a couple of very young hoodlums, who are clearly being threatened. How do you want to do it (Linetail how you want to try and shoot it)

[]A Cowardly and Superstitious lot: Batman being more than a man… that is something you want to put through the eyes of his… adversary. How would you do it? (Linetail how do you want to try and shoot it?)

[]The Most important thing: You are going to try and film the Murder of the Waynes… How do you do it (Linetail how do you want to try and shoot it?)

[]Faya's Fareway: She was not happy about any of this, but mostly it was because she saw you and Clint and really thought something. Yet finally she said it. DC: 20

[]The Great Scenes of Robert Redford: You and Robert did not know each other that much, but you were happy that he was taking to this well. He just didn't really like the idea of being the villain… hopefully, you can change his tune. DC: 30

[]The Police are coming: You saw Lou and Stiers and honestly wondered how you could turn them into more… less… dammit what was the word, one note characters. DC: 20
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Lucasfilms Unlimited Actions:

[]So How many people are coming in now?: Ever since Gundam was released, Tomino has been… swamped. No not by anything bad… but from the literal thousands of animators that want to try to join… He needs help. DC:???

[]The Media Blitz of Conan The Barbarian: You are looking at the media list that Mike put up. "Alright, who's first?" He said. (Linetail what you want to do next) DC: ???

[]Investing in the Future: You want to Spend some of that money you made into the company and make the whole thing better DC: ??? (Linetail what you want to invest in, and how much money you want to invest in it)

[]Look for Investors: Not that you need the money now, but maybe you can get people on board with this idea you have. DC: ???

[]Distributing Deals: Since you have a Distribution Company, or rather, are one… You can meet the major movie theater companies and strike a Deal with them. Even when you had really nothing to offer them. DC: ???

[]Importing Foreign Films: So… you may have a way to get some films showing in American Theaters. Maybe you can go to other foreign film industries and… well, ask to distribute their films. Sure many of those foreign film companies never expected an American company to distribute their films in the US… but maybe you can get money without producing them. (Linetail where you try to get films from, and if there are any specific films, line tail them below) DC: ???

[]The Ideas of Industry: This action is meant for a write-in to act as a sort of Idea machine for the company. You must detail what you want to do below this action. This action can be taken multiple times.

Personal Actions:


[]Carrie Look at the… Holy Shit?:So Carrie's business partners just came to talk to her. Thankfully, it was… good. Jesus Christ that is a lot of money. DC: 0

[]You Feel so Soft: Mary squeezed your arm, as she snuggled you. "I love you." She said. "I know"

[]A Quiet Moment: You look at Carrie before she finally lays down next to you. "You wanna know something?" DC: 0

[]Brandon needs some… stuff: You look at Brandon and realize that cooping him up in your mansion was not going to be a good idea. DC: 45

[]A Plan for the Future: Carrie was sitting next to you. And she asked what you wanted to do. DC: 0 (Write in below what you want to do in the next five years)

[]Your Rival: Arnold Schwarzenegger. You have no idea who this guy is… also, why does he want to rival you. Also, what the fuck is he doing, going around saying you are the only reason that things got so weird? Whatever that means. DC: 30

[]Game Shows: You want to go on a Game show, you are sure that Lucille might get you in on one of them. DC: 40

[]A Well-Known Fan: So some really famous person is a fan of yours. Maybe you'll learn who they actually are. DC???

[] Learn to play an instrument: You want to learn how to play something DC: 80 (You have no idea what the hell you are doing.)

[]Investments: You want to invest your hard-earned cash into something that you feel will be a good return on investment. And as well as diversify your assets DC: 0 (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to invest in)

[]The O'Riely Foundation Lobbying: You want California to help the men who have given nearly everything and more to this country. DC: ??? (Linetail how much money you want to throw at it, and what you want from the State)

[]A Charitable Heart: You want to invest your newfound wealth. Maybe even save some lives while you are at it. (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to donate in)

[]Pray: It had been a long time since you went to Mass. You wish for the Lord to give you strength. DC: ???

[]Action Directing: It seems the town has been talking about how much of a beast you are at just being a stunt person. In fact, they knew you were a student of Bruce Lee. And they think you know how to stage and block a fight? Maybe you can DC? ???

[] Do auditions(Movies and TV Shows): You are going to go to some of the casting calls that are in the place where you can find work in. DC: 20(Possibility of only getting a commercial or TV show job, or extra work in a low-budget film)

[]Modeling (High Fashion): So you got a call from a photographer in LA, some no name. But that no name works for Gucci. And he wants you on their next lineup of products. And he needs you to model for him. Which is great… one problem, you have no idea what the hell you are doing. DC: 60

[]Modeling (Advertisements): Thankfully another Call Came in, one from an ad firm. They need you to have some pictures taken so that they are used for saner things. Like selling cars, or ice cream. DC: 40

[]Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.

[] Ask Clint if you can act in a movie of his: You know you want to see if you can act opposite him, for a good time. DC: 40 (Clint wants to work with you.)

[] Gophering, and other signs of stuff: You want to try and learn how work behind the camera works, and what better way than being a gopher. DC: 50 (You have no idea what the hell they were doing, and you have no idea either)

[] Take a walk: Dad always said that the best ways to get inspiration are by walking, talking, and being open-minded. So you'll try that. DC: 10 (You are just going for a walk, what could be really said?)

[]Pitching for Money: So Miss Ball has decided to offer anyone who comes up with a good pitch for a show tens of thousands of dollars. Time to see if you can cash in DC: ??? (Write in Pitch for the CBS Suits to see)

[] Register in a theater: There are quite a few theater troops that are looking for some seasonal help for some play's that the regulars could not get to. Perhaps you can work there for a while. DC: 40 (Everyone wants to be famous here in Hollywood.)

[] Go to a bar or something to make jokes: You wanted to try some comedy, perhaps you can try. even with your shit timing. DC: 40 (Your Lack of comedy chops is going to be something that will bite you.)

[] Practice writing: You want to write something, maybe even a script. At least to learn the craft. DC: 20 (You try your hand at screenwriting, and maybe get something that is worth a damn.)

[]Calling You're Parents: You are going to call your parents and see what they want. DC: 10

[] Research stuff, see if anything piques your interest: You may have graduated High School as a kid, but you never stopped trying to learn. DC: 15 (Write-in what you want to learn about below)



AN: Now let me sleep.
 
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Wow, looks like with only some MASH episodes, a documentary and Five Dates we are already shaping up to be a damn good director. Looking forward to the end result and how our Directing will improve.

[]The Batman must be… something: You have an idea of a scene where Batman interacts with a couple of very young hoodlums, who are clearly being threatened. How do you want to do it (Linetail how you want to try and shoot it)
[]A Cowardly and Superstitious lot: Batman being more than a man… that is something you want to put through the eyes of his… adversary. How would you do it? (Linetail how do you want to try and shoot it?)
[]The Most important thing: You are going to try and film the Murder of the Waynes… How do you do it (Linetail how do you want to try and shoot it?)

Yeah I'm completely stumped on this so I'll turn to the comic nerds to figure this out: @overmind @Duke William of @McLuvin

Also Magoose is this the last turn for Batman or do we still have one more turn to go?

[]Brandon needs some… stuff: You look at Brandon and realize that cooping him up in your mansion was not going to be a good idea. DC: 45

OOF, this looks like a pretty serious thing if the DC is so high. Wonder what Brandon's problem is to require so much work.
 
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Toonami can't not exist, same as Mark Hamil Joker. They are cornerstones of our collective childhoods/fanhoods.

If we don't buy Hanna-Barbera and make Cartoon Network then I wouldn't mind making an animation channel called Toonami. Or we could just get rid of Adult Swim and have every night be a Toonami night.

And I never said that Mark was never going to play Joker, merely that instead of making his grand VA debut as Joker here it's Amuro.


View: https://youtu.be/x2KH5AoyeBc?si=YgMQpZyodojWQTLm

For animals that we could possibly save from extinction, I propose the Hawaiian-words-are-hard-to-write bird, otherwise known as the Kaua'i 'ō'ō bird.


As a man married to his soulmate and the love of his life, it is Bruce's holy mission to find that bird a wife and make many Kaua'i babies.
 
Yeah I'm completely stumped on this so I'll turn to the comic nerds to figure this out: @overmind @Duke William of @McLuvin
For how Batman interacts with a couple of hoodlums being threatened, I would like to point to Alex Ross and Paul Dini's Batman: War on Crime, which highlights the care Bruce has towards those who turn to crime because of circumstances beyond their control; with compassion and care, giving them a chance and trying to steer them right. The part where he asks Marcus to not become what killed their families was so powerful...

Anyways, what I mean is that we should show that he fights the ones threatening, but tries turning the others back into the right path.

Batman, in order to be something beyond human in the eyes of the criminals, needs to build a reputation of being invincible, unstoppable, relentless. He must lean on the fear he brings the criminal element. he must strike from the shadows and barely, if ever, speak. When struck he must not show weakness, when striking it must bring them down in one shot, when he threatens everyone must believe he's willing to go through with it.

As for the Waynes...well, we should start with a close up of his eyes, as if delving deep into a memory, before moving to a young Bruce as he's watching Zorro in the cinema. Then cutting to him and his parents leaving, all are happy, Bruce is playing at Zorro as they walk, before Joe Chill moves from the shadows. Thomas tries to put himself forward to protect his family and give the man what he wants, but Chill sees it as provocation and shoots, Martha screams which has him shoot her as well as he runs. Bruce through it all is in shock, then falling to his knees in front of his parents' bodies, as he softly weeps.

Well, those are my ideas, I don't know what the rest will think.
 
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As for the Waynes...well, we should start with a close up of his eyes, as if delving deep into a memory, before moving to a young Bruce as he's watching Zorro in the cinema. Then cutting to him and his parents leaving, all are happy, Bruce is playing at Zorro as they walk, before Joe Chill moves from the shadows. Thomas tries to put himself forward to protect his family and give the man what he wants, but Chill sees it as provocation and shoots, Martha screams which has him shoot her as well as he runs. Bruce through it all is in shock, then falling to his knees in front of his parents' bodies, as he softly weeps.

Well, those are my ideas, I don't know what the rest will think.
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Do we include the dramatic close up of blocked pearls falling to the ground?
 
Movie Pitch: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Alright then, the final part of the Hobbit Duology. You know, I thought this one would be harder, but seeing what they did with the movies, and comparing it to the book, I was surprised as hell seeing how much unnecessary crap they added to just make this movie a trilogy. Seriously, what were they thinking?!

Anyways, most of the actors would be returning to reprise their roles, though some would no longer be necessary, and others would have a demotion to Minor characters (Looking at you Elrond) while others have a clear promotion to Main Characters (Bard is one of them). I've also left the part that has the Orcs attack Lake Town, but reduced them to a single group instead of a big army, that way it would help show Bard's fighting skills, as well as his family's resourcefulness when they escape from them.

As such, I give you:

Movie Pitch:
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies


GENRE: Adventure/High Fantasy

SUBGENRE: Action/Epic

FORMAT: Movie (Part 2 of 2)

Set Up: Based on the works of J.R.R. Tolkien, specifically The Hobbit published in 1937. The movie tells the tale of Bilbo Baggins, who is convinced by the wizard Gandalf to accompany thirteen Dwarves, led by Thorin Oakenshield, on a quest to reclaim the Lonely Mountain from the dragon Smaug. Pursuing them are the vengeful orcs led by Bolg, the son of Azog the Defiler who was killed during the War of Dwarves and Orcs. This movie takes the events from their arrival at Lake-Town, till Bilbo's return to The Shire.

Director: Brian Da Palma
Composer: Howard Shore

Bilbo Baggins: A very friendly, quick thinking, and well-mannered hobbit fond of food, drink, a full pipe, his friends and good cheer, and was known for greeting strangers and friends with hospitality. Being related to both the Tooks and the Baggins, two kinds of fundamentally opposite mentalities (with the Tooks being fonder of adventures and wandering, and the Baggins not at all), he secretly relishes the idea of having adventures, but is afraid of a real prospect of adventure.

Played By: Dudley Moore
Alternate: Ian Holms

Gandalf the Grey: An Istar (Wizard) who is as quick to anger, and equally quick to laugh. His deep wisdom and compassion clearly derived from the patience he learned in Valinor, just as his care for all creatures of good will must have come from his strong sense of compassion for the weak. Both his patience and sense of kindness were revealed again and again, extending even to the servants of his enemies. He concocts the plan to have Bilbo join Thorin and company in their quest to reclaim their home, aiding them in their journey sporadically.

Played By: Christopher Lee
Alternate: John Huston
2nd Alternate: Ian McKellen

Thorin II Oakenshield: He is the son of Thráin II, the older brother of Frerin and Dís, the grandson of King Thrór and the uncle of Fíli and Kíli. Thorin is smart, proud, brave, intelligent, vengeful, and a bit stubborn. He is also sophisticated and noble, but tends to treat his allies as equals. During the journey to reclaim their home he shows suspicions of Bilbo, as well as doubts of his abilities. Both of which are disproven, and for which he apologizes. He leads the reconquest of the Lonely Mountain, and is afflicted by gold sickness until the death of Fili and Kili snap him out of it.

Played By: Ian McShane
Alternate: Alan Rickman

Bard: A man from Lake-Town, referred to as "Bard the Bargeman". A descendant from Lord Girion of Dale, whose wife and child had escaped to Lake-town when Smaug ruined Dale and took the Lonely Mountain many years before. Father of three (Bain, Sigrid and Tilda), he's a man of few words, but very protective of his family. He tries, and fails, to discourage any involvement with the dwarves and their quest to the Lonely Mountain. He kills Smaug and helps in defending Lake-Town from the small probe by Fimbur, before leading his own expedition to the Lonely Mountain, participating in the Battle of the Five Armies.

Played By: Kenneth Marshall
Alternate: Kurt Russell

Bolg, son of Azog: A wrathful, psychopathic, iron-fisted, malevolent, bloodthirsty, insidious, cynical, bitter, malicious, sadistic, arrogant and merciless chieftain of the Orcs of Moria, and leader of the Warg-riders. He is a cunning, monomaniacal and ruthless beyond the usual orcish hostility, with a bitter and hateful obsession for vengeance against Thorin Oakenshield for the death of his father by Thorin's line. He hunts Thorin and company through their quest in order to gain his vengeance, no accepting any kind of failure from his underlings. He gathers an army to fight in the Battle of the Five Armies.

Played By: Peter Mayhew
Alternate: Michael Caine

Smaug: He is a fire-drake of the Third Age, considered to be the last "great" dragon of Middle-earth. He was drawn to the enormous wealth amassed by the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain during King Thrór's reign. He laid waste to the nearby city of Dale and captured the Lonely Mountain, driving the surviving Dwarves into exile. Malicious and cruel, Smaug enjoys psychologically tormenting his opponents, feeding his sadism as he taunts them with his power. His arrogance led to him being pushed from the Lonely Mountain, trapping the dwarves and Bilbo in while he went to attack Dale.

Played by: Tony Jay
Alternate: Christopher Lee
Balin: He is the son of Fundin, and elder brother of Dwalin. The wiser, more social and skeptical individual in Thorin and Company. He is kind, sly and brave; an excellent fighter. He develops an essentially strong relationship with the other Dwarves he travels with and is willing to fight alongside them for any cause. He is sympathetic, sometimes cynical, towards Bilbo Baggins at the beginning. His opinion changing during the journey.

Played By: Patrick Stewart

Dwalin: He is the brother of Balin and the youngest son of Fundin. Renowned as a great warrior, Dwalin speaks his mind plainly and is not one to suffer fools lightly. Fiercely loyal, he is Thorin Oakenshield's staunchest supporter with an unshakeable belief in his friend's leadership. A powerful and bruising fighter, Dwalin has a natural tendency to distrust anyone who is not a Dwarf and is particularly suspicious of Elves. Proud, brave and one of the tallest of the Dwarves, Dwalin will bow to none but those who have earned his respect.

Played By: David Warner

Bifur: A companion to Bilbo and Thorin on the quest. Bifur has the rusting remains of an Orc axe embedded in his forehead, which has rendered him inarticulate and occasionally feisty. He communicates only with Khuzdul and hand gestures. Unlike most of the others in The Company of Dwarves, Bifur is not related to Thorin, nor is he of noble lineage, but rather is descended from miners and smithies. having made a living out of making children's toys.

Played By: Kenneth McMillan

Bofur: A companion to Bilbo and Thorin on the quest. He dabbled in toy making when working with his family before going on the journey. Bofur has a disastrous tendency to state the obvious and blurt out things without thinking. With a love of music and a fine singing voice, Bofur delights in good food and good company and is unfailingly optimistic. Though not especially brave, he will do his best to help those in need, especially those he counts as friends, along with his brother Bombur and his cousin Bifur.

Played By: Bob Hoskins

Bombur: Brother to Bofur and cousin to Bifur. Bombur was noted as the fattest Dwarf in the company. He is the chief cook amongst The Company of Dwarves. His immense size and voracious appetite causes frequent problems – and laughter – for himself and The Traveling Party. Despite his size he can be surprisingly effective as a fighter – and woe betide anyone who makes him late for dinner! Not much of a speaker, he is a very good listener nonetheless.

Played By: John Candy

Fíli and Kíli: They are dwarven brothers and were also the youngest of the thirteen Dwarves who set out with the company. Fíli and Kili were born into the royal line of Durin and raised under the stern guardianship of their uncle, Thorin Oakenshield. As skilled fighter, Fíli sets off on the adventure ahead with little idea of the challenges and dangers that lie before him. Kili is more carefree and somewhat reckless, as he's led a charmed and untroubled life to this point. Handsome and physically able, Kíli possesses the invincible courage of youth. He is a skilled fighter and expert archer, having been trained with weapons from an early age.

(Fíli) Played By: Eric Stoltz

(Kíli) By: Michael J. Fox

Óin: Along with his brother Glóin, Óin is a distant cousin of Thorin Oakenshield. A brave Northern Dwarf, Óin joined The Company out of a sense of loyalty to his kin, and also because he has a substantial sum of money invested in the venture. Well read, with an inquiring mind, Óin is the healer among the Company, often applying an herbal salve of his own invention – which has since come to be known as 'ointment' after its maker. He is also a fierce warrior, and lethally proficient with his iron-headed staff.

Played By: Peter Postlethwaite

Glóin: He is the most outspoken and opinionated and is not afraid to challenge authority. He has a tendency to be quick-tempered, but he is also strong, brave and loyal. Gloin is one of the only married Dwarfs in the Company (there being a shortage of female Dwarves in general). His wife is an acclaimed beauty with a particularly fine beard. Gloin is also the proud father of a young son, Gimli, who will later grow up to become part of the famous Fellowship of the Ring.

Played By: Brian Glover

Nori: A remote kinsman of Thorin, Nori is often in trouble with the Dwarvish authorities. Deciding it might be a good time to leave town, he readily joins the Quest for the Lonely Mountain, not realizing the journey ahead may well lead him into far more trouble than he has left behind. Nobody ever quite knows what the quick-witted and wily Nori is up to, except that it's guaranteed to be dodgy and quite possibly illegal. Despite rarely seeing eye-to-eye with his brothers Dori and Ori, he is nonetheless immensely loyal.

Played By: John Rhys-Davies

Dori: A distant relative of Thorin Oakenshield, Dori is the eldest amongst his brothers Ori and Nori. He is the strongest in the company, and spends much of his time watching out for Ori, making sure he hasn't caught a chill or gotten himself killed by Wargs or Goblins. Fancying himself a sophisticate dwarf, he's quite adept with the flute, with a liking for good wine, beautiful jewelry, and fine clothes. Eternally pessimistic, with a natural tendency to expect the worst, Dori is nonetheless quite prepared to risk life and limb in order to get the job done.

Played By: Nicky Henson

Ori: Younger brother to Nori and Dori, Ori is a talented artist, and can often be found drawing and writing in his journal. It is Ori who chronicles much of the journey through The Wild to the shores of the Long Lake and the slopes of The Lonely Mountain. Polite and well-bred, he is used to being bossed around by his older brother Dori and is usually biddable, although occasionally he can surprise his fellow companions with his courage and determination.

Played By: Patrick Ryecart
Dain II Ironfoot: He's the son of Náin and great-grandson of Dáin I of Durin's Folk. He killed Azog and started the feud Bolg has over all who of the Durin line. A reliable friend of Thorin, and man of coarse language as well as great strength. Dain arrives at the head of an army of Dwarves from the Iron Hills when Thorin calls for aid against the Elves and Men alliance. Initially bent on attacking the elves, he wheels half of his army to fight against Bolg's army when it appears on the field during the Battle of the Five Armies.

Played By: Patrick McGoohan
Alternate: Charles Dance

Beorn: A Northman, skin-changer, and warrior with great strength who can turn into a great black bear. In human-form, he has greyish-brown hair, a forked beard, shackles on his left arm, and a mane of hair growing as a ridge down the length of his back. He has a dislike for dwarves, but a greater one towards the Orcs, particularly Bolg, as it was them who killed and enslaved his people for sport. He appears at the Battle of the Five Armies to fight against the Orcs.

Played By: André Roussimoff

Thranduil the Elvenking: He's the son of Oropher, and an Elven king who ruled over the Woodland Realm in the Third Age. Thranduil seems more bitter and cynical than other Elves, affecting the esteem of the Woodland Realm. He offers a deal to Thorin when he captures him and his company only to be rejected as Thorin tells of the Elves refusing to aid them when Smaug attacked. Thranduil leads an army to support the humans in their attack on the Lonely Mountain, participating in the Battle of the Five armies.

Played By: David Bowie
Elrond: He is the Half-elf Lord of Rivendell. A mighty Elf-ruler of old who's dwelt in Middle-earth from the First Age. He has a final meeting with Bilbo where they affirm their friendship.

Played By: Jeremy Irons

Fimbul: Bolg's second in command who hounds and tracks the Dwarves to Lake-Town. Tries an attack and is killed by Bard before Smaug appears.

Bain: The son of Bard, a teen who helps his father in taking care of his family, including his sisters Sigrid and Tilda, when a group of Orcs under Fimbur attacked Lake-Town.

Sigrid: The eldest daughter of Bard. During the attack by the Orcs she grabs Tilda and escapes, taking her out of harm's way and leaving Bard and Bain to fight without any concerns.

Tilda: The youngest daughter of Bard. She is cheerful and excitable, and the first one to notice the orcs nearby, alerting her family to their presence.

The Master of Laketown: The Leader of Lake-Town. An arrogant, Self-Entitled, Greedy man who aids the dwarves only for promises of wealth. He's killed during Smaug's attack.
- Bard the Bowman has three children; a son named Bain and two daughters, Sigrid and Tilda. He loves them all, and is willing to go to great lengths to keep them safe.

- Bard is suspicious about Thorin and company, going to the Bazaar when he hears them mention the line of Durin, and looking into a tapestry that shows the lineage all the way to Thorin.

- Bard tries to convince the townsfolk and the Master of Laketown against aiding Thorin, knowing it may bring danger.

- The light of the moon reveals the keyhole into the secret entrance to the Lonely Mountain, after the sun has set.

- There is an involved battle between Thorin's Dwarves and Smaug inside of the Lonely Mountain where they manage to push him out after outwitting him using the contraptions and machinery within.

- A small group of Orcs attacks Bard and his family and are killed by them just before Smaug attacks the town.

- Smaug taunts the residents of Lake-Town as he burns it.

- Thorin is afflicted with Gold Sickness, which has him disregard everyone and everything for the sake of the gold inside the Mountain and the Arkenstone. He comes to his senses after seeing both Fili and Kili dead, mourning them and once more taking the fight to Bolg and the orcs.

- Bilbo participates in fighting against the Orcs, aiding Thorin.

- There's a climactic battle between Bolg and Thorin where both sides kill each other.

- The movie ends with a much older Bilbo finishing writing the tale, as he hears knocking at his door, and hearing Gandalf's voice he smiles in happiness as he welcomes him in. There's a close up shot of his book, where we see the title "There and Back Again" as well as some illustrations of Bilbo and the Dwarves.

A.N.: Alright then, with this we have a framework for what to do with the Hobbit films...that is if Christopher Tolkien agrees to them and the changes made. Hopefully he does, but then again he's very into keeping his father's legacy as untainted as possible. Something which I agree with of course (and I praise the Lord that he does not hold Lucasfilms to blame for what Bakshi did. Seriously, fuck you Bakshi!). I'm thinking we can try and have this done after Dune, leaving said movie to be a test bed for the technology to be used in the world of Tolkien, which would have it be done closer to 83-84 than near the 80s.
 
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Weren't the hobbit a trilogy? What did you cut to make it a duoigy?
As mentioned in the beginning of the Pitch, The Hobbit Trilogy has so much added that does not appear in the books (and actually contradicts them on occasion) did not make for a good movie. The Hobbit could have been made in a single movie, two tops, and that is if we add the scenes were they face Smaug, as well as escape from Goblintown, and more interactions between the characters.
 
So am I missing the part where why we have a -70 on production. A d somehow we think things are going great?
 
So am I missing the part where why we have a -70 on production. A d somehow we think things are going great?
The lower the production roll, the less chance for errors to occur. High rolls result in production problems, like our stage being burned, police showing up, APs being arrested for being Russian spies, etc. Negative is good.

Yeah I have no idea why this is the one system in the quest where lower is better, but I'm sure there has got to be a reason.
 
[]A Funny Moment: So Christopher Reeves showed up in full superman Regalia... you are going to have some fun with this. DC: 45

[]The Man who would be Alfred: He looked at you with a raised eyebrow, and then gave a frown. "Well, It seems that the acting of Americans has devolved since I last worked on production if you are the star of the show?" DC: 40

[]Meeting Jodie: You and Jodie saw each other briefly when she was in Lucasfilms for recording, but really you saw nothing more of her. Try and change that might be a good idea. DC: 30

[]The Batman must be… something: You have an idea of a scene where Batman interacts with a couple of very young hoodlums, who are clearly being threatened. How do you want to do it (Linetail how you want to try and shoot it)

[]A Cowardly and Superstitious lot: Batman being more than a man… that is something you want to put through the eyes of his… adversary. How would you do it? (Linetail how do you want to try and shoot it?)

[]The Most important thing: You are going to try and film the Murder of the Waynes… How do you do it (Linetail how do you want to try and shoot it?)

[]Faya's Fareway: She was not happy about any of this, but mostly it was because she saw you and Clint and really thought something. Yet finally she said it. DC: 20

[]The Great Scenes of Robert Redford: You and Robert did not know each other that much, but you were happy that he was taking to this well. He just didn't really like the idea of being the villain… hopefully, you can change his tune. DC: 30

[]The Police are coming: You saw Lou and Stiers and honestly wondered how you could turn them into more… less… dammit what was the word, one note characters. DC: 20
Dammit there are so many Batman actions...

I was going to suggest try networking with Apple ASAP, so that we can become its investors the next turn... But I don't think we have enough actions to do it...
 
Yeah I'm completely stumped on this so I'll turn to the comic nerds to figure this out: @overmind @Duke William of @McLuvin
I'm going to be completely honest here, I don't deserve to be called a comic book nerd. I've never touched a comic book in my life, and my onlw knowledge about comics is from youtube videos, wikipedia, and fandom wiki. :V I'm only doing these pitches because my muse hates me, and the rabbit hole is a deep, deep thing to fall into.

That being said, I do agree with all of @overmind's points on Batman.
 
I wonder if I can pitch an idea for a show here? I would write it in detail as omakes but I dont know if I could do it justice
IDEA: Mass Effect as a television series, all the games in the trilogy+ the extended universe and if possible in animated form
What Star Trek is for Live action TV, Star Wars for movies lets make Mass Effect for animation
 
I wonder if I can pitch an idea for a show here? I would write it in detail as omakes but I dont know if I could do it justice
IDEA: Mass Effect as a television series, all the games in the trilogy+ the extended universe and if possible in animated form
What Star Trek is for Live action TV, Star Wars for movies lets make Mass Effect for animation
I think someone asked about Mass Effect, I actually said that one is off limits.
 
Should probably try to sort things out with Alec. Given that the relationship between Bruce/Alfred is always one of the most important in a Batman film.
 
[X] Plan Batman and Superman
-[X]A Funny Moment: So Christopher Reeves showed up in full superman Regalia... you are going to have some fun with this. DC: 45
-[X]The Man who would be Alfred: He looked at you with a raised eyebrow, and then gave a frown. "Well, It seems that the acting of Americans has devolved since I last worked on production if you are the star of the show?" DC: 40
-[X]Meeting Jodie: You and Jodie saw each other briefly when she was in Lucasfilms for recording, but really you saw nothing more of her. Try and change that might be a good idea. DC: 30
-[X]The Batman must be… something: You have an idea of a scene where Batman interacts with a couple of very young hoodlums, who are clearly being threatened. How do you want to do it (Linetail how you want to try and shoot it)
--[X] For how Batman interacts with a couple of hoodlums being threatened, focus on the duality of Batman as a hero and highlight his potential to inspire and give hope as the caped crusader which highlights the care Bruce has towards those who turn to crime because of circumstances beyond their control; with compassion and care, giving them a chance and trying to steer them right. Show that he fights the ones threatening, but tries turning the others back into the right path.
-[X]A Cowardly and Superstitious lot: Batman being more than a man… that is something you want to put through the eyes of his… adversary. How would you do it? (Linetail how do you want to try and shoot it?)
--[X] Batman, in order to be something beyond human in the eyes of the criminals, needs to build a reputation of being invincible, unstoppable, relentless. He must lean on the fear he brings the criminal element. he must strike from the shadows and barely, if ever, speak. When struck he must not show weakness, when striking it must bring them down in one shot, when he threatens everyone must believe he's willing to go through with it.
-[X]The Most important thing: You are going to try and film the Murder of the Waynes… How do you do it (Linetail how do you want to try and shoot it?)
--[X] We should start with a close up of his eyes, as if delving deep into a memory, before moving to a young Bruce as he's watching Zorro in the cinema. Then cutting to him and his parents leaving, all are happy, Bruce is playing at Zorro as they walk, before Joe Chill moves from the shadows. Thomas tries to put himself forward to protect his family and give the man what he wants, but Chill sees it as provocation and shoots, Martha screams which has him shoot her as well, with Joe grabbing the pearl necklace and it breaking as he runs away. Bruce through it all is in shock, then falling to his knees in front of his parents' bodies, as he softly weeps.
-[X]Faya's Fareway: She was not happy about any of this, but mostly it was because she saw you and Clint and really thought something. Yet finally she said it. DC: 20
-[X]So How many people are coming in now?: Ever since Gundam was released, Tomino has been… swamped. No not by anything bad… but from the literal thousands of animators that want to try to join… He needs help. DC:???
-[X]Carrie Look at the… Holy Shit?:So Carrie's business partners just came to talk to her. Thankfully, it was… good. Jesus Christ that is a lot of money. DC: 0
-[X]You Feel so Soft: Mary squeezed your arm, as she snuggled you. "I love you." She said. "I know"
-[X]A Quiet Moment: You look at Carrie before she finally lays down next to you. "You wanna know something?" DC: 0
-[X]Brandon needs some… stuff: You look at Brandon and realize that cooping him up in your mansion was not going to be a good idea. DC: 45

Okay so once again a mostly Batman focused plan. Hang out with Christopher Reeves and have a fun crossover. Try to see what Alec's deal is so we don't have to get a new Alfred for the next movie. Meet Jodie, form a strong relationship with the future Batgirl. Follow all of @overmind suggestions for the story and really develop Bruce as a Director, and help whatever Faya is going through. We got a +20 to all of our actions last turn so hopefully this will turn out great.

Give Tomino some support and help to organize the mass hiring of animators who want to join post-Gundam. Really hyped becuas if we eexpand our studio by hundreds or thousands then we can work on multiple shows and movies at the same time and all of our directors can get their own project.

We finally get to see Carrie's pillow wealth and just what she's been doing. Some nice father-daughter wholesomeness with Mary. And talk with Carrie and see what she needs.

Help Brandon with whatever he's going through. Hopefully this is something to do with training so we can get the +30 bonus and glide past the DC.
 
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