Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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blame BioWare deciding that no… they couldn't continue kotor, and instead of being true to source material, the ducked and found out that no… something's are better left unsaid.
I still enjoy the storylines in this game. But most importantly if we ever do go back to TOR I want to expand on Lana Beniko. We've already expanded Theron Shan with Star Wars The Old Republic: Annihilation, now we need to expand Lana Beniko's rise to Sith Lord, then Head of Imperial Intelligence to then becoming the Right hand woman of the Alliance Commander. This woman is too intricate to TOR dlc events to be left out.
 
Oh I guys I know what would make a good pitch it would be the guy who rode a car from San Francisco to New York to prove a point on anti cars sayers that cars were here to stay and change society also he got a pit bull out of it all for a bet of $50
 
- so there's some potential there in having that Jedi be Luke. This also begs the question, did Bruce and Mifune help bring Mark back up to snuff while they were on set together?]
While he knows not to be an idiot, Bob and Mifune are clearly the masters on set, and it would take Mark a Lifetime to get to that level.

So... possibly.
 
Five Dates Part 1 (Budget, Director, and Casting Call)
Five Dates Part 1 (Budget, Director, and Casting Call):

You and Carrie were both in your office as you looked at the script, and Gary was waiting. "You know Bruce, setting up an entire production at the last minute is something that I haven't done, nor would I like for us to make a habit of." He said as he placed down the paper of all the things you needed. "I know you wanted quite a bit, but once I put Carrie's name out there, they started opening doors like you wouldn't believe."

Carrie smiled but said nothing, and you sighed. "Well, when Hollywood Royalty is knocking they tend to open the door. I hope the restaurant likes the fact we're renting out for what they get in a week per night."

Gary frowned and he placed a hand on his face. "Well, that is something I wanted to avoid. This production can bleed money if we don't play tight on the purse strings."

"I'm the one who will most likely be funding this." You stated.

"Well, I'm the one who has to make sure this film doesn't bleed more money. This is going to be a rather cheap film. At least we hope it will be." Gary replied. "Bruce you need to learn to actually go get the paperwork instead of just throwing money and letting someone else do it?"

There was a sigh from you. "I don't have time for that though."

"Make time," Gary replied. "I'm not going to be a glorified paperwork person, I'm far better than this."

"Come on Gary, you know that-"

"But you are lucky I like Carrie and the Script enough to just get an executive producer credit, instead of trying to push you out."

"Gary, you're better than that?!" You joked and Carrie laughed.

"I am, that's why I'm not pushing you out as a regular producer, and keeping you as an executive one. Gonna give you a chance to get some Oscars if this somehow wins best picture."

"What makes you think that?" You asked.

"Carrie." He replied.

"Aww don't be like that Gary, this will not win Best Picture." She said, blushing.

"Dosen't matter what I think, matters what the academy thinks, and you have clout, Carrie." He replied.
You sighed. "Well let's begin with a director?"

"I thought you wanted to direct it?" Carrie asked.

"I don't know, you really think I should?" You asked.

"I mean, I made it for you."

"I don't wanna screw it up." You shot back. "I'm not a movie director."

Gary frowned. "You two work it out because I don't wanna be part of this lover argument. I'll be in my office." He then left towards the door.

"Also I need a Budget. Like now, for tax reasons."

What do you give for a budget for the movie?:
[]Write in

Who do you choose to be Director?:
[]You: "Fine I'll be the director"
[]Martin Scorcese: "I'm sure Martin would enjoy doing something simple and fun. One for Lucasfilms before he does one for himself."
[]George Lucas: "George needs to get out of the editing room and see the sun. I'm going to drag him out and have fun."
[]Brian Depalma: "He can probably spare a few weeks between Carrie."
[]Carrie: "Why don't you do it, Carrie, it's your script."
[]Write in
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Casting:

Carrie is already set to be Jasmine Tate… And that would probably see you divorced if you try to change that.

But who will be the enigmatic comedian, Walter Riely?:
(Choose 3)
[]You: "Carrie, that seems a little mean, pulling the wife card on me to play a role I have already played for you in Real life."
[]Michael Jackson: "Hey Carrie, this is going to sound strange, but… what do you know about some kid name Michael Jackson?"
[]Robin Williams: "He's perfect Carrie, come on, you know it."
[]Mark Hamil: "Mark needs the work Carrie, he's just getting by on TV, and that's no way to be there for a friend."
[]John Travolta: "I want to fuck everyone here, it would be great!?"
[]Richard Dreyfess: "Steve isn't ready to film Close Encounters yet, and we have a few weeks, maybe he can come in and try to be you?
[]Write in
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Do you want to add any characters to the Story?:
[]Yes
[]No

If you do, Linetail who it should be, and who you would like to see cast?:
[]Write in

AN: Plan format.

And there is a Moratorium here until 8 AM PST!
 
Okay, guys, hear me out. What do you guys think of Woody Allen Directing the film? We could at least make the offer, and he knows his way around comedy and drama.

As for the main actor, either Michael Jackson or Richard Dreyfuss. Michael just strikes me as the kind of guy that gives his all in every performance, and I saw Dreyfuss' performance in Close Encounters, I think he would also do great there.

Edit: If not Woody Allen, then what about Arthur Hiller. The man knows his way around romantic movies, and he's a top notch director.
 
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We should have a role set aside for Robert Englund since he had a hand in getting Mark the role of Luke. Or at least getting him to audition for the part of Luke.

And closer to the end of the 70's I want to cast Tobin Bell in something. He's a damn fine actor and I think he can do better than the Saw films.
 
Okay, guys, hear me out. What do you guys think of Woody Allen Directing the film? We could at least make the offer, and he knows his way around comedy and drama.

As for the main actor, either Michael Jackson or Richard Dreyfuss. Michael just strikes me as the kind of guy that gives his all in every performance, and I saw Dreyfuss' performance in Close Encounters, I think he would also do great there.
Honestly, this is the kind of small scale production that I think would be good to train up Bruce in directing. It's also an intimate enough production that I don't think we need anyone else to direct, but I'm not against it on principle. And for the actors, I think the best options would be Bruce, Michael Jackson, and Robin Williams. Us because duh, Michael to give him what he wanted(although it could be done in a different production), and Robin because he fits the role well, being a successful comedian and all. I think Mark could also work and it would e nice to give him some quick work before the next Star Wars film. Something funny that could come up if Mark got the role would be shipping wars between Carrie/Leia+Bruce/Han and Carrie/Leia+Mark/Luke purely because of this film.
 
[X]John Travolta: "I want to fuck everyone here, it would be great!?"

I cannot resist this description. I'm sorry. I am but a man.
 
So while I am open to having someone else direct the movie, I will not tolerate the idea of anyone besides Bruce getting Walter. Literally the whole point of Five Dates is for Carrie to make a semi-autobiography of her and Bruce's love life and share that story with the world and show how anyone can find romance with that special someone so long as they put in the work for a happy ending. It's already noted that Carrie is down for Jasmine and will not tolerate anyone else taking it, and she was specifically hoping for Bruce to act alongside her. If we choose anyone else no matter how good the reason, I think it'll get her very angry or sad and she won't give her all. Walter was written for Bruce, it has to be played by him. Literally a potential Oscar winner, our first film after Star Wars and Bruce's first romance movie is with his wife, literally perfect optics.

Since the script is so barebones, I'm down for adding a couple of characters to fill in some role spots. Maybe a friend for Mark or Michael to play? Could also get John but he seems set with Grease and Carrie. What types of characters do y'all think will fit?
 
The Bassist Roman Orator:
The Bassist Roman Orator:

As wasn't uncommon for the both of them, tonight was their Library Date night and that found them huddled together in their favorite nook, trying to decompress a bit before the start of Five Nights' production. Today, it was Bruce's turn to choose the book, Carrie being content to rest her head against his shoulder as he narrated it in his gentle bass.

Initially, she'd been skeptical to his choice as he pulled a brand new publication of National Geographic (getting enough of it at home thank you), this one covering the unveiling of a relatively recent discovery of Roman works that had been speculated to have once been owned and maintained by the Roman stateswoman and historian, Claudia Nerva...at which point, he pulled out the first true in depth academic analysis released to the public.

So today, it began a little unsteady (his excited rambling getting a little ahead of him) before settling in the current gentle rendition of Claudia Nerva's Hades and Persephone, eager (as always) to share his newfound knowledge with her.

And so, began a portion of Claudia's worms, told from the perspective of her as a child:

It was a silent day, where not even the wind deigned take breath, when she made way to the family mausoleum basket in hand, a red shawl with yellow piping wrapped around her small shoulders.

Each step seemed a cruelty, each breath a taunt, as she shuffled the worn path alone, this the first year in ages that her father was absent, entrusting her to make the walk on her own; tears dared creep into the corners of her eyes as she came closer and closer, her will faltering even as her duty drove her each step. The distant sound of 'snicker-snack' came from off the path (likely the gardener attending to the surrounding stones), the scent of cut grass and grapes strong in the air as she stepped into the hall of the honored dead. Gently, she began the rites of preparation, taking off her sandals and washing her feet in water and anointing them lightly in oil [as to not to offend the ancestors in their rest].

Taking a wet cloth, she began the arduous process of cleansing their stones and masks, reading aloud their name and reciting their deeds from memory; this continued long into the noon day sun, the cleansing of these hallowed halls, never once allowing her tears to fall, even during the rare moments as she chokes reciting the deeds of her ancestors. It's only as she ends with the most recent name, added some three years past that she begins to utterly lose her bearing and only her sense of duty prevents her from breaking...that is, until she makes no less than seven paces from the mausoleum and falls down to the side of path, and her sobs tear their way from her breast. As she is without a retinue, left at the bottom of the steps, she remains there in tears for a length of time unmeasurable, none to see her tears fall.

This ends with a gentle hand on her shoulder, the scent of grapes, grass and decay overpowering all else.

"My lady," comes their voice, a gentle bass, "this is a terrible day to be caught alone in the rain, come quickly we must get you dry."

It takes her a moment to get the stranger's meaning, startled by their sudden presence, the sky crisp and naught a cloud in sight.

"Thank you kindly," she says, pulling her shawl close, as the man gently leads her to the nearby homestead, "I seemed to have misplaced my coverings."

"It is of no trouble," he says as he brings her inside the humble abode at the edge of the cemetery, his garb placing him as their gardener, a man she'd rarely seen, "it wouldn't due to catch a cold in this weather."

Seating her with a nearby stool, he graciously turns his back to her as she hastily wipes her tears away, preparing some sort of heated beverage.

"Here," he says to her, handing her a cup of hot stock, "this should aid you to recover some from this terrible weather."

She takes it gratefully, sipping at it carefully; strange, she could not place the manner of beast or fowl.

For a time he works silently about the abode, leaving her grateful as she recovers some measure of bearing. Eventually, she realizes her rudeness asks of him his name.

"My lady, in this life I am called Nektarios," the man says, pulling a hand through his curly beard, appearing strangely familial in doing so, pulling from it twigs and what appear to be berries, "I am but a simple man tending the best he can for the living."

"Strange then that you work with the dead," she says without thought, freezing as the man coughs out a laugh, his amethyst eyes full of mirth.

"Ah, but the dead care not for these stones," Niktarios says, sitting down across from her, "only for the living whom hold them in memory, where they shall dwell forever. In that manner, do you care for a tale?"

She nods, not trusting herself to speak, ears still burning with fading horror.

"Horrified by her lover Zagreus' sudden death as she entered the mortal realm, and thus unable to continue her duties as stewardess of the Dead and tender of the Fields of Asphodel, she fled to the Overworld and hid from her family, one and all, following a fairly crass remark by Lord Zeus of her state. Her disappearance, such as it was, brought about such great sorrow and wrath from her mother Demeter, who refused to tend to the living until the matter had been solved and her daughter returned...and for a great many years, it would not be so.

No matter how the Olympians searched, how studiously or arduously, they could not find the goddess.

Then came the day that Hephaestus met with a young man, wreathed in shadow, stepped forth into his domain and asked for his aid in creating a mighty working, a Helm like no other. Hephaestus, reluctant to create the work, asked of a simple favor...and when the young man pulled back his cloak, his eyes piercing the very center of his being, the god began toiling away near endlessly and without pause to create the Helm, calling upon his sister Athena to aid him weaving the young man's cloak of shadow into the Helm. When finally given the Helm, that which would allow him to walk in the realm of mortals, the young man smiled and thanked his brother, eyes full of mirth as he stepped once more into shadow, and Stepped into a forgotten glade.

It was there that the thricebourne god Dionysus Zagreus, now the Dread Lord of all Hades, met with his lover, mother and wife, and promised that no matter how difficult the task or how long he must wait, he would find his way to her. It was then he took his Helm, carefully extricating it from the horns that marked his station, and told her, even as he fell asunder in the realm of mortals and giving her one last kiss, that he would be waiting for her in their home.

It was this way that Spring returned, when the Lady Persephone returned and begged her mother for forgiveness; her mother merely kissed her cheek and held her close, telling her there was nothing to forgive, and smiled as life returned to the hills and valleys, glad to her daughter with her close at hand. When she returned to the Underworld, she kissed her husband passionately once and forever more, returning to him his Helm, and even now that they are seated as Rulers below."


"You are saying then," she began a moment after he fell silent, "that even in their passing, we must hold them in memory and work in their name."


Slowly, as he masterfully orated the tale with depth and passion, Carrie became caught up in her husband's passion and found herself becoming equally fascinated by the tales, and so slowly began to brainstorm. As she listened to her husband recount the ancient legends, she realized that the incredible depth and complexity of the stories were the perfect foundation for a musical.

And so an idea began to form, slowly working its way into the forefront of her mind, determined to use it as the "script" that Jasmine would work on, so that she could continue to work on the project herself.

Over the course of production, Carrie worked tirelessly on her musical, drawing from Bruce's retellings of the legends and using the wild and mythical characters as inspiration for the songs, slowly around a basis of haunting melodies and gripping storyline.

So she used the production of her film as an excuse to finally, finally, get Bruce to sit down for her to formally train his vocals and get him to sing (somewhat) professionally. And after a reasonably excellent performance (for the previously untrained) and excited by the potential of their musical, Carrie enlisted the help of two sound engineers from LucasFilm, Kasey and Rachel, to record a demo of their work with the rest of the Highwaymen. Together, drawing from their diverse experience and expertise to create one of the most unique sounds the music industry had ever heard.

And so, the idea for Hadestown was born.


A/N: Initially inspired by this – and it grew after I remembered a lot of Roman artifacts had been uncovered earlier inThread, and the idea grew from there.

[EDIT: Damn, did that roll on a limb, but I'm thankful I did.]
Orion Ultor threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Bruce's Attempt at Bass Singin Total: 85
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[X] Plan Fly Me To The Moon
-[X] Budget: $3 Million
-[X] Carrie: "Why don't you do it, Carrie, it's your script."
-[X] You: "Carrie, that seems a little mean, pulling the wife card on me to play a role I have already played for you in Real life."
-[X] Robin Williams: "He's perfect Carrie, come on, you know it."
-[X] John Travolta: "I want to fuck everyone here, it would be great!?"
-[X] Yes
-[X] Debbie Reynolds and Joseph O'Brian as Walter Reilly and Jasmine Tate's parents respectively.
-[X] Walter's Comedian Buddies as Michael Jackson, Robin Williams and/or John Travolta (assuming the latter aren't chosen for the part of Walter).
-[X] Robert Englund and Mark Hamill as Jasmine's protective brothers.

Budget is based on the one for Singing In The Rain, I think Carrie should be the one to direct to gage her interests and see if she likes this new direction; for Walter, Bruce is picked for obvious reasons, Robin because he actually is a comedian and has the ability, John because it'll help break his typecasting a bit and it's helping a buddy out.

The Debbie and Joe bit was suggested and I thought an interesting take, Michael, John and Robin only make sense as comedians (Michael's character can even be the kid Walter takes under his wing), and Robert Englund and Mark Hamill for Carrie's brothers because I think that Robert deserves a part for giving us Luke and Mark because there's definitely a sinling chemistry there.
 
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Wait a minute @Magoose Why do we have to choose three people to play Walter? We are literally the Executive Producer and possible Director, shouldn't we have full creative control over who we hire?
 
Carrie has a directing skill of 0 and does not know how to direct. Even if she wrote the script, that is a far cry from knowing how to direct. Potentially harming such a personal and high-quality script with bad directing would be a shame.

It would probably serve the movie and script better to have someone who can direct, such as Bruce (if we want to keep it in the family).
 
[X] Plan Fly Me to the Moon 2.0
-[X] Budget: $2.5 Million
-[X] You: "Fine I'll be the director"
-[X] You: "Carrie, that seems a little mean, pulling the wife card on me to play a role I have already played for you in Real life."
-[X] Robin Williams: "He's perfect Carrie, come on, you know it."
-[X] John Travolta: "I want to fuck everyone here, it would be great!?"
-[X] Yes
--[X] Debbie Reynolds and Joseph O'Brian as Walter Reilly and Jasmine Tate's parents respectively.
--[X] Walter's Comedian Buddies as Michael Jackson, Robin Williams and/or John Travolta (assuming the latter aren't chosen for the part of Walter). Choose two to play Walter's friends. First preference Michael Jackson and Robin Williams.
--[X] Mark Hamill as Jasmine's protective brother.

Okay so Orion's plan has some good fundamentals but there's some major parts that I feel need to be corrected. First of all, Carrie has a directing skill of 0. When we had a 10 in script writing we had a malus of -20 and Carrie will probably have a malus of -25 or -30. Carrie didn't want to do this in the first place and she has no interest in directing. She specifically asked us, and I think Bruce should honor his wife's request, not to mention this is a brilliant opportunity to really expand himself with it being his first time as a major film director.

For the budget I don't think we need to go a full 3 Mil. I want to do it at just 1 million but Guild demands are kind of funky and Bruce and Carrie's demanding salaries alone might be one million. So do 2.5 million so that way it lines up with everything else to give us a nice total of 35 million spent on Lucasfilms movie budgets.

Robin and John as suitable back ups since they're Carrie's friends as well as Bruce and she'd probably do well with them considering how good she did with John. However, I want mainly Bruce and will be mad if due to mechanics nonsense we HAVE to pick Robin or John.

I like Debbie and Joseph as our parents. Wish Debbie could make a proper grand debut in Killer Queen but I guess this works as a little bit of toe dipping to get a feel for how much demand there is for her and then give her a spectacular starring part in Killer Queen. This should be something great and simple for JOSEPH O'Brian to make a return to (Orion, William is our brother-in-law and Bruce is O'BRIAN with an A, not E). Probably will help him return in that he does see Carrie as a daughter. Although in saying that, does this mean that Walter and Jasmine only have one parent each or should we cast someone for Jasmine's mom or Walter's dad?

I like the idea for friends but I want to streamline it. I think if Walter has three friends it kind of leads to character overload, plus it synergizes well with John and Robin being Bruce's best friends. I think Jasmine only needs a single brother and it reflects well with how she only has one sibling in Todd. Mark because he needs the work, and also the FUNNIES in that they played siblings before Star Wars and maybe this can push George to think of the Skywalker twins.
 
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