Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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A Promised Land of Cedar Pines
A Promised Land of Cedar Pines: by Bruce O'Brien and Dave Alistair ( Medieval Science-Fantasy: Sword and Sorcery / Satire: Crime )

Prologue:
Their soul and mine, they're one in the same. We were split in twain, but the pain was felt by both of us. The sins of our father ran red in our veins, a constant reminder of the dark legacy that we had inherited. Through all of the darkness and hunger that we had faced, she had remained by my side. But now, her heart no longer beat in tandem with mine. And so I waited, waited for that biting wit and tenderness that would never come.

Instead, all I was left with was the hole in my chest, a gnawing emptiness that threatened to consume me entirely. But even in my darkest hours, I was determined to be there for her. I would be her boatman, her reaper, always hers even though she couldn't keep her. I would lay down on a bed of raven's feathers, the darkness surrounding me like a comforting blanket.

Because that was what we were destined for. Darkness and pain, forever bound together through fate and blood. And even though her heart was no longer mine, I would do whatever it took to keep her safe. For in the end, it was all that mattered. The sins of our father would never hold us down, not as long as we had each other.


Part I:
I watched as the world burned around me, consumed by the flames of our own destruction. It was like watching a terrible illusion, one that I could never wake up from. And so I kept myself at bay, fighting for resolution even as everyone around me ran away. But then you fell, and everything changed. My heart went cold, and I knew that I had to do something. Even if it meant forsaking everything I had ever known.

And so I ran out on my own, determined to deliver justice to those who had been lost in the never-ending chaos of it all. But even as I tried, I knew that I could never take back what had been done to you. My eyes had a fever, burning red with the passion of a thousand suns. And with each step I took, another life fell before me. It was never what I wanted, but your life was mine to bless.

In the end, I was left with nothing but an empty chest and a handful of tears. I cried out, hoping that someone - anyone - would hear my pleas and come to my aid. But the only thing that answered me was the violent roar of the fire, consuming everything in its path. And so I keep fighting on, haunted by the memories of what was lost. I lay them all to rest, hoping that someday I'll find the peace that I so desperately crave.


But until then, I'll keep running. For you. For me. For all those who never had the chance to make it out alive.


Part II:
I watched from a distance as the world burned down before me. It was a beautiful sight, the chaos and destruction filling my bones with a sense of euphoria that I had never felt before. All those people, drowning under the weight of their own pain and suffering, and not a single one of them had the courage to speak up. I was different though. I could feel it in my spine, the power that came with all this destruction. And the best part? None of them ever suspected a thing. They all thought they were safe, that their heroes, the god's Champions, would protect them from the evils of this world.

But what use were heroes to me? They were nothing but liars, selling out for the sake of their popularity and worship. The real power lay with those who knew how to manipulate the masses, twisting everything until it fit their own twisted version of reality. And so I asked the question that no one dared to utter out loud: Where is your god? The one you held so high above everything else. Dead in the fire, owing you that life. When pain is an art, why must you cry?

To me, all of it was simple. The collective conscious was all that mattered, and I had collected enough weapons to make them all bow down before me. Bloodshed and violence was the food that fed my soul, and it was only a matter of time till I had almost everyone under my control. They could try to resist, of course, but they would never win. The truth was that the feeble-minded were easy to manipulate, and they would all fall before me. It was inevitable, and I couldn't wait to see it all come to pass.


So I ask again, where is your god? To whom do you defy? When pain is an art, why must you cry? I had no use for such things anymore. The only thing that mattered was my own rise to power, and nothing would stand in my way.


Part III:
The battle was long and grueling, each side fighting with all their might to come out on top. But in the end, it was their defeat that rang out across the battlefield. The sound of metal clashing against metal filled the air as they fought, their swords ringing out with each blow. It was a dance, one that they knew well. But even as they moved, they could feel their strength beginning to wane.

Their opponent was honorable, fighting with a grace and dignity that made them all but unstoppable. And even though they were beaten down time and time again, they refused to give up. But it was inevitable. As the final blow landed, sending them crashing to the ground, they knew that it was all over. They smiled, the pain forgotten in the face of their victory.

For even as they fell, they knew that they had achieved something greater. They had fought with honor, and in doing so had made their opponent respect them. Their defeat was a victory in and of itself, a martyrdom that would live on long after they were gone. And so they smiled, the last traces of life slipping away as they breathed their final breaths. They had achieved something greater than themselves, something that would be remembered for centuries to come.


Their opponent knelt down beside them, placing a hand on their shoulder in a show of respect. In that moment, they knew that they had earned something far greater than mere victory. They had earned the respect of those around them, and that was a victory worth fighting for.


A/N: Where the Antagonist is the MC, and where the audience is to leave the theater knowing he's the Bad Guy, a monstrous fiend with no equal...and then reflect on, whether or not if they would be much different if they walked in their shoes. It's also meant to be a peek at the darker paths that most philosophies, whether Western or Eastern, that are afforded to them. [EDIT: I probably forgot to make it clearer (or add it in even), but we're supposed to flip perspectives after the Prologue, with the Protagonist being the one to have mastered their darker impulses and the Antagonist being the one to have harmed them so. | EDIT2: That switch is supposed to be foreshadowed throughout, with it not being readily apparent until after the final battle.]
 
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Hmm… should I roll for bad things to happen While your away?

Nah I won't be that cruel.

I'll roll for Carrie.

D100 => 82
 
Hmm… should I roll for bad things to happen While your away?

Nah I won't be that cruel.

I'll roll for Carrie.

D100 => 82
👏C A R R I E S U P R E M A C Y👏

Gotta love the Waifu bias, lol. All the major Carrie successes really put a partial perspective on why she loves Bruce so much and is so happy to marry him so early. Before she met him she had a bad home life, going through the early struggles of drugs and Bi-polar, and her social life was messy. Then she meets Bruce and has a amazing boyfriend who supports her in hard times, her family's whole and close again with Bruce's help, she's in great shape and ended her addiction, and her career's taking off with her movie being the highest grossing of all time. Bruce really has made life magical for her.

If I had to guess on what the results are probably:
  • Body pillows are a success
  • Carrie's working on her next masterpiece script
  • Music career is taking off with mega millions for Some Nights soundtrack and got some great original songs in the works
  • Got a great role or two lined up after Star Wars.
  • Carrie's writing a novel.
  • Using her wealth to get partial ownership in Lucasfilms
  • Some great relationship developments with Bruce over the honeymoon.
 
Adhoc vote count started by Kaiser Chris on Apr 17, 2023 at 10:31 PM, finished with 50 posts and 18 votes.

  • [X] Hawaii. Cliches come from somewhere and Hawaii is the state for romance. Explore the islands and have a very romantic beachtime vacation with Carrie. Ask Elvis for great recommendations on activities and a place to stay.
    [X] Ireland. Take Carrie to visit the old country where you spent your childhood and where the O'Brians come from and explore the Emerald Isle and take in the beauty of the land and people. Visit Cat and some of the other O'Brian relatives and stay the hell away from Northern Ireland and the border counties.
    [X] Bruce and his new wife will plan a lovely honey moon that they both can enjoy. Furthermore, before Bruce goes on his honeymoon, he should do two things.
    [x] 1 month of baby making lewding all over the world.
    [x] WERE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD, for a day then carrying on to the bahamas
    [X]Write in: Ask Elvis to get us a place in Hawaii
    [x] A nice relaxing week in a cabin up north. HOLY SHIT IS THAT SASQUATCH!?
    [X] Sleep.
    [X]
    [X] Bruce takes Carrie around the world, to 6 incredible places:
    -[x] Hawaii. Cliches come from somewhere and Hawaii is the island chain for romance. Explore the island chains and have a very romantic beachtime vacation with Carrie. Ask Elvis for great recommendations.
    -[x] Japan. You know the language and it's a beautiful pearl of the East. Vacation in the Kanto region and take in the culture and country.
    -[x] Hong Kong, it's where we got our first break in the film industry, and maybe we can meet old friends
    -[x] France, we're going to Disneyland Paris! City of romance.
    -[x] Ireland. Take Carrie to visit the old country where you spent your childhood and where the O'Brians come from and explore the Emerald Isle and take in the beauty of the land and people. Visit Cat and some of the other O'Brian relatives and stay the hell away from Northern Ireland and the border counties.
    -[x] New York, take them to dad's bar, see the sights for a couple days, maybe see a play or two.


Very scattered vote. I guess people are more motivated about real estate than honeymoons.
 
A Promised Land of Cedar Pines
Now I would have given a reward, but we're going to need some more SP...

so have +10 SP.
Bruce really has made life magical for her.
Well the dice did, but who cares, Bruce is the one facilitating it.

However, I am going to say that... Well I hope the other shoe doesn't drop, but I make no promises in case that happens.
Body pillows are a success
No.
Carrie's working on her next masterpiece script
As much as she wants to, no. Mostly because she feels like she wants to do something different.
Music career is taking off with mega millions for Some Nights soundtrack and got some great original songs in the works
... you know I was wondering when someone would bring that up.

Carrie's Record Sales: D100 =>98
Carrie's Record Sales 2:D100 => 96
Carrie's Record Sales 3: 89

She went triple platinum...

As for the amount of money that she gained from that?:

Money Earned from Some Nights Soundtrack and OST: 62,962,530

Yeah, she's made a killing, and if Carrie wanted to, she doesn't need to work for the rest of her life.

Not that she would do that, she has some ambition on her. But you get the idea.
Got a great role or two lined up after Star Wars.
Eh, I think after Some Nights, she isn't working with anyone without Bruce by her side, either as an Actor or producer.
Carrie's writing a novel.
Very likely once Star Wars is Made. Though she may also just gain some special title for tax purposes.
Using her wealth to get partial ownership in Lucasfilms
Again, see above.
Some great relationship developments with Bruce over the honeymoon.
You make it sound like those two aren't star crossed lovers who have already been through some great big troubles since they met, and only now got to the point where they can relax.
Very scattered vote. I guess people are more motivated about real estate than honeymoons.
Ah well. I'll leave it open for one more hour for simple reasons...

Like seeing if anyone would vote and break the tie.
 
Very scattered vote. I guess people are more motivated about real estate than honeymoons.
I'm more focused on the sights Ireland provides...that and visit Claddadhduff, a small village that was in The Quiet Man, known for their horse races through the tides. Plus Omey Island has some pretty interesting sights and Ardoileán is a former monastic conclave...but I know people would probably be more attracted to staying in a castle for the honeymoon for a time [Ballynahinch Castle, which I think's been a resort since the late '50s].

But that's if we pass through Galway and its Cathedral [construction finished in 1965], though I think it'd be worthwhile to visit Skellig Michael [terrible movie, great location], Trinity College ['cause I think he'd geek out over the Book of Kells], and (a little for the lols) Guinness Brewery [so his picture can be put on the wall].

There's a lot of other places too, but those are the ones I'm looking forward too...shame we can't visit the Giant's Causeway.
 
The only concern I have about Ireland is that we are two exceptionally high profile actors going to a pretty small country and we have family ties to the IRA(and I think the Ulster Volunteer Force? I can't remember) and there is a very real concern about safety.
 
Carrie's Record Sales: D100 =>98
Carrie's Record Sales 2:D100 => 96
Carrie's Record Sales 3: 89

She went triple platinum...

As for the amount of money that she gained from that?:

Money Earned from Some Nights Soundtrack and OST: 62,962,530

Yeah, she's made a killing, and if Carrie wanted to, she doesn't need to work for the rest of her life.

Not that she would do that, she has some ambition on her. But you get the idea.
Man, we were only a point away from Carrie going quadruple Platinum. Looks like Some Nights has definitively left its mark both on cinema and music. At least no matter what Carrie will have one iconic role besides Star Wars. I assume that John made a similar amount?

Eh, I think after Some Nights, she isn't working with anyone without Bruce by her side, either as an Actor or producer.
Really? It's a shame but completely understandable after how trash Universal treated her and the film with it only being saved by the intervention of her mom and Bruce. Unfortunately that doesn't leave her with many options outside of maybe a MASH role and Kung Fu Kid is out because Sue is Asian. Would she be willing to work on Lucasfilms movies in general, especially if it was under Bruce's friends like Steve and Brian? I assume that would be okay since even if Bruce isn't directly involved in production, he has final say as the studio co-owner and can protect Carrie from any mischief.

Very likely once Star Wars is Made. Though she may also just gain some special title for tax purposes.
Carrie making a Star Wars book? Pretty Poggers. She'd make for a very great addition to the EU and any book she writes would probably become an instant New York Times bestseller for the novelty of reading a Star Wars book by Princess Leia. Would be funny if she wrote Courtship of Princess Leia and it's a sugary fluff fest.

The only concern I have about Ireland is that we are two exceptionally high profile actors going to a pretty small country and we have family ties to the IRA(and I think the Ulster Volunteer Force? I can't remember) and there is a very real concern about safety.
I brought this up with Magoose outside the thread and he said it wouldn't be an issue so long as we made it clear he's going to stay the hell away from Northern Ireland and the border like in the vote, although some further clarification for the Questers would be helpful @Magoose . I made the vote option because I had a feeling it'd be a popular-ish choice for voters but didn't commit for similar fears. I think Magoose said a long time ago that the IRA doesn't want us involved in the war and UVF knows that targeting Bruce is a great way to swing American support for the IRA so they'd lay off, but there is always a potential for poor rolls. Fortunately my Omake bonus along with the Carrie +30 would prevent the worst happening no matter where they go.
 
[X] Ireland. Take Carrie to visit the old country where you spent your childhood and where the O'Brians come from and explore the Emerald Isle and take in the beauty of the land and people. Visit Cat and some of the other O'Brian relatives and stay the hell away from Northern Ireland and the border counties.

Hello yes two tickets to the land of Emeralds please.
 
The only concern I have about Ireland is that we are two exceptionally high profile actors going to a pretty small country and we have family ties to the IRA(and I think the Ulster Volunteer Force? I can't remember) and there is a very real concern about safety.
Bruce is not going to be in any dnager unless he willingly goes off and looks for it, which during a honeymoon, would be something Bruce would avoid.
I assume that John made a similar amount?
around 30 million.

They uh... Universal really tried to steal money from him, and even then they had to pay him.

So he's going to be very happy.
Well the thing is, the film was her dream, and they had nearly ruined it.
Would she be willing to work on Lucasfilms movies in general, especially if it was under Bruce's friends like Steve and Brian?
Of course.

Not only because she knows she has bruce in her corner, but the people she trusts are flocking to the new place.

Well, that being her husband and all his friends.

Also Francis is now hedging his bets as to make the whole thing part of his deal.
I assume that would be okay since even if Bruce isn't directly involved in production, he has final say as the studio co-owner and can protect Carrie from any mischief.
Of course... most of the time.

remember they want to make films that they want to.
Carrie making a Star Wars book?
Possibly.

The thing is, why? she dosen't have a love for the world like George and Bruce do (yet)
Would be funny if she wrote Courtship of Princess Leia and it's a sugary fluff fest.
You know if she did.
although some further clarification for the Questers would be helpful @Magoose
Well the thing is, Bruce is one of their own, as an Irishman, and as a catholic, for the IRA, trying to kill him would be a very bad look for the organization, and they would not want that to happen.

as for the UVF, Bruce's uncle is a supporter of them, and knows for a fact that they wouldn't attack a civilian who has a member in the family, who isn't actively against it.
I think Magoose said a long time ago that the IRA doesn't want us involved in the war and UVF knows that targeting Bruce is a great way to swing American support for the IRA so they'd lay off, but there is always a potential for poor rolls.
indeed.
If we go to Ireland, can we do what any Irish catholic does and join the IRA?
Highly unlikely.

Unless you want bruce to become a terrorist.
Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Apr 17, 2023 at 11:53 PM, finished with 60 posts and 19 votes.

  • [X] Ireland. Take Carrie to visit the old country where you spent your childhood and where the O'Brians come from and explore the Emerald Isle and take in the beauty of the land and people. Visit Cat and some of the other O'Brian relatives and stay the hell away from Northern Ireland and the border counties.
    [X] Hawaii. Cliches come from somewhere and Hawaii is the state for romance. Explore the islands and have a very romantic beachtime vacation with Carrie. Ask Elvis for great recommendations on activities and a place to stay.
    [X] Bruce and his new wife will plan a lovely honey moon that they both can enjoy. Furthermore, before Bruce goes on his honeymoon, he should do two things.
    [x] 1 month of baby making lewding all over the world.
    [x] WERE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD, for a day then carrying on to the bahamas
    [X]Write in: Ask Elvis to get us a place in Hawaii
    [x] A nice relaxing week in a cabin up north. HOLY SHIT IS THAT SASQUATCH!?
    [X] Sleep.
    [X]
    [X] Bruce takes Carrie around the world, to 6 incredible places:
    -[x] Hawaii. Cliches come from somewhere and Hawaii is the island chain for romance. Explore the island chains and have a very romantic beachtime vacation with Carrie. Ask Elvis for great recommendations.
    -[x] Japan. You know the language and it's a beautiful pearl of the East. Vacation in the Kanto region and take in the culture and country.
    -[x] Hong Kong, it's where we got our first break in the film industry, and maybe we can meet old friends
    -[x] France, we're going to Disneyland Paris! City of romance.
    -[x] Ireland. Take Carrie to visit the old country where you spent your childhood and where the O'Brians come from and explore the Emerald Isle and take in the beauty of the land and people. Visit Cat and some of the other O'Brian relatives and stay the hell away from Northern Ireland and the border counties.
    -[x] New York, take them to dad's bar, see the sights for a couple days, maybe see a play or two.


Also, looks like we're going to Bruce's ancestral homeland.
 
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Honeymoon 1
Honeymoon 1:

You and Carrie were snuggling close as you awoke to the sound of the Irish countryside waking for the morning. You had never really been one to forget the old country like others did when they moved to America, like your sister and brother. It was why you still tried to speak Gallic at every opportunity and there was always something about the near undiluted.

Ireland was the most beautiful gem of all of Europe, even one that was scarred by conquest, of its troubled past… and much uncertain future.

"Wake up sleepy head," Cat said as she peeked in from the door. "You said you were making breakfast."

"I said that for Sunday, it's Saturday." You shot back as Carrie squeezed you tighter, as you knew she was awake, and just waiting for your sister to go away. "So leave me be."

There was a quiet moment as Cat rolled her eyes. "I said you two could stay as long as you didn't make a mess. Don't make me regret it."

"What mess do you refer to?" You smiled as Carrie nuzzled under your chin.

Cat then walked away, shutting the door behind her.

You then kissed Carrie's forehead. "We can keep on going if you want?" you could see a scarlet color appear on her face as she looked up, as her hands traced your muscles across your chest and torso."But I think Ireland has some places of beauty that might even match you?"

"Bruce-." She said your name softly, then looked up at your face before she kissed you, and you returned the vigor, tasting her lips before you parted.

"Yes?" You asked as your hand trailed down underneath the sheets.

Carrie gasped for a moment, liking where you touched before her hands pulled yours up, to hold them close. "I think I like it here. Hard to lose any beauty contest to your homeland if you don't get out of bed?"

"But I think you would enjoy it more, because this gets rather boring after a while, with books, and sunrises, and family…" You teased.

"But not you." She whispered as she looked at you. "I must be the luckiest woman alive."

"That's my line." You whispered in her ear, as you both enjoyed another makeout session. It wasn't nearly as lazy as the first kiss was, but it was by far the most passionate you had had in these few moments.

When you both parted ways, you just sighed. "You're making a very convincing argument, but I think that Cat wouldn't like us to remain in bed the entire honeymoon?"

Carrie chuckled. "What's she going to do? Interrupt us?"

You then sighed. "I still think we should go out though. Show you why I love this home I have."

What do you do?:
[]Write in (I open this up for you, for a simple fact, I just couldn't come up with many compelling options)
[]Remain in Bed: Carrie wants to do what you've been doing for the past two nights. And honestly, you don't blame her.

AN: Enjoy.
 
[X] Go for a hike, and see the beauty of Ireland

They're both exercise nuts and the entire reason for going to Ireland was so that Bruce could show Carrie his family home. They can always have fun at night and plenty of lazy days when they return home to Beverly Hills. Hopefully Cat's home has some very thick walls.
 
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