Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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I can't wait for undertale to be seen in the public there will be so many tears and also the LQBT will finally be seen in television
Tears I can agree, but this is a movie not TV.

And considering the time period, I think most of that will be implied at best.

Still, the story by itself is amazing! I think it's going to be enough to perhaps actually gaining us an Oscar before they create that whole "Best Animated Picture" crap to separate it from the Best Picture deal.

One can only dream.
 
Tears I can agree, but this is a movie not TV.

And considering the time period, I think most of that will be implied at best.
There's not gonna be a single dry eye in that theater by the end, lol.

I'm fine with either explicit or implied. When I was first writing up the script, I had removed their relationship because I thought it didn't fit with the period and I honestly found the Undyne x Alphys stuff to be one of the most boring sections of Undertale for me personally, but as I've continued developing Mavis for her omake, I think it can work as a tribute to her brother, Scott, who I know you know exists, but I only told Kaiser Chris that he's gay. A bit awkward for a family as deeply religious as the Kingsley's, but they'll make it work 😉. As I've gone along in general, I've been trying to connect pieces of Undertale to Mavis' life more and more.

Still, the story by itself is amazing! I think it's going to be enough to perhaps actually gaining us an Oscar before they create that whole "Best Animated Picture" crap to separate it from the Best Picture deal.
I certainly hope so, although it might be a bit difficult with me being the only one putting anything towards boosting Undertale(sure would be nice if some other people wanted to pitch in 😤), although Carcer's questions gave me an idea to help with the problems I told you about in DMs that I was having with the theater stuff and I'm gonna do it as a VHS promo instead, which should not only cut down on all the extra shit with the theater, but also reduce what I need to write for the "trailer" since it's a promo instead.
 
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I certainly hope so, although it might be a bit difficult with me being the only one putting anything towards boosting Undertale(sure would be nice if some other people wanted to pitch in 😤), although Carcer's questions gave me an idea to help with the problems I told you about in DM that I was having with the theater stuff and I'm instead gonna do it as a VHS promo instead, which should not only cut down on all the extra shit with the theater, but also reduce what I need to write for the "trailer" since it's a promo instead.
Sounds cool, I'll contact you through PM as soon as I finish with the last of what I need to do to see if I can help you with it.
 
[X]Lord of the Rings is something that requires only Professor Tolkiens's Work, nothing more (As long as you continue to hold true to Tolkien work, you will not earn Christopher's ire.)
 
I cannot give you a big reward due to the fact that Halo is my favorite video game series...

So take +15 to SP, and know that more will follow.
That sounds ominous!!! And nice to know a brother after my own heart (your previous Halo quest also gave it away but still XD to see that love for the franchise hold true even now is great!) Though what is SP again? Been a while since I was online on this site and visited the quest kind of forgot what SP was.
 
McLuvin, one question. How do you think your pitch should be made, Live Action or Animated?
Either a 2-3 hour animated movie or a Live Action 3 part mini series, but the only real restriction is it has to come after Peter Jackson's trilogy.

I assume we're gonna make The Hobbit duology sometime in the 80's, maybe late 80's? We've got a lot of pitches to get through.

Meanwhile Jackson should start working on the script for his trilogy sometime in the 90's, and as we aren't Weinstein (who tried to make him only do the whole thing in one movie) I assume he'll get started a few years earlier. So late 90's release for LoTR.

Means this would come out early to mid 2000's?
 
Either a 2-3 hour animated movie or a Live Action 3 part mini series, but the only real restriction is it has to come after Peter Jackson's trilogy.
I'd go for the animated movie personally. There is so much that could be shown when using that medium, and it could show that we have more options for adapting Tolkien's works.
I assume we're gonna make The Hobbit duology sometime in the 80's, maybe late 80's? We've got a lot of pitches to get through.
Mid 80s, I plan to put it into production so that we can release it at 85-86' at the latest.
Meanwhile Jackson should start working on the script for his trilogy sometime in the 90's, and as we aren't Weinstein (who tried to make him only do the whole thing in one movie) I assume he'll get started a few years earlier. So late 90's release for LoTR.

Means this would come out early to mid 2000's?
Early 90's is for when I made the pitches, Jackson should be a director by then, and he should be able to work well enough with the script already done and his love of the books.
 
Calling the vote

Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Aug 27, 2024 at 11:19 AM, finished with 99 posts and 15 votes.

  • [X] Plan New Year Score
    -[X]The Score: A Good Ole Heist Movie, you've always wanted to be in one. DC: ???
    -[X]Helping out a Friend: So Mike has a problem. Well not a problem, more of a… non- nepotistic scheme. He wants to get his son into a low-level executive position, and he needs a contact. He's asked you. DC: 30
    -[X]Lucasarts Japan: Sakaguchi and his cohorts in Japan have all but told you that there is a problem with the Console that you are all making. A Problem called, Nintendo, and their Famicom, or whatever the hell it was called. Something about licensing. DC: 20
    -[X]Some Kids in America: Hideo Kojima, Jordan Mechiner and some other developers are trying to make their games… problem, they all have different ideas and they have to focus, and they asked you to take a look at the ideas they have, and well... help them narrow it down. DC: ???
    --[X] Focus on Rescue on Fractalus
    -[X]Importing Foreign Films: So… you may have a way to get some films showing in American Theaters. Maybe you can go to other foreign film industries and… well, ask to distribute their films. Sure many of those foreign film companies never expected an American company to distribute their films in the US… but maybe you can get money without producing them. (Linetail where you try to get films from, and if there are any specific films, line tail them below) DC: ???
    --[X] Canada. Carrie brought to your attention some Canadian animated film called "Rock and Rule", an animated rock opera whose creators approached her a wild back for the rights to one of her songs for the film. Sounds like a fun concept, see if it can be a Lucasfilms release.
    -[X]Carrie's Cravings: So Carrie, as you learned has some strange cravings, but most of the time it's normal. This is not one of those times. DC: ???
    -[X]The Art of the Siblings: So Mary has proclaimed it was a silly time. And that meant you had to grab your costume. DC: 0
    -[X]The Family Time: You need a night out with the family dammit! No more drama, no more work, just you and Carrie and the Kids!
    -[X]Hanging out with the Friends: It's been far to long since you, John, and Robin hung out, so you will go out for some drinks and have some fun. DC: 45
    -[X]A Charitable Heart: You want to invest your newfound wealth. Maybe even save some lives while you are at it. (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to donate in)
    --[X] $30 Million. You want to fund efforts to help in the conservation of the Pyrenean Ibex.
    -[X]Pray: It had been a long time since you went to Mass. You wish for the Lord to give you strength. DC: ???
    --[X] Pray for Gavin and his wife Susan that they're able to conceive and have a child.
    -[X] Do auditions(Movies and TV Shows): You are going to go to some of the casting calls that are in the place where you can find work in. DC: 20(Possibility of only getting a commercial or TV show job, or extra work in a low-budget film)
    -[X]Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.
    [x]The Great Emerald Way (Something will happen)
    [X]Over the Hill (Meanwhile in Lucasfilms, THere is finally someone who can make something happen)
    [X]Lord of the Rings is something that requires only Professor Tolkiens's Work, nothing more (As long as you continue to hold true to Tolkien work, you will not earn Christopher's ire.)
 
Movie Pitch: The Film That Goes Wrong
Movie Pitch: The Film That Goes Wrong
Format: 1 hour 45 minute movie
Genre: Parody, Comedy

Premise: As the title describes, The Film That Goes Wrong is a movie where everything goes wrong, or at least the production side of it. The Movie follows a group of film school students and small time actors working on an independent film for a film festival. With the deadline for the festival days away, the group only has one shot to make the movie work but in the process run into a plethora of trouble where everything in production that can goes wrong goes wrong from poor performances, faulty props, bad equipment and terrible direction.

The overall film within the film is a 1920's murder mystery movie called "The Murder at Havershom Manor" which is attempted to be shot as introspective and intelligent but is overall amateurish and cliche.

Wesley Carter: A high maintenance and somewhat pretentious film student who wants to be a blockbuster Director when he graduates and considers himself to be a future visionary, with one running gag being how Wesley states he's the next "Lucas, O'Brian, Spielberg, Kubrick.etc." To his credit, Wesley can be very competent at filmmaking when the conditions align, but he is prone to stress and irritability when things go off plan, which is a lot in the movie.

Monica Trang: Wesley's suffering producer who basically carries the production by doing most of the off camera work. Monica desperately wants to enter into film production, but lacking connections or much education, she has limited opportunities, though finds such by supporting Wesley who promises her great opportunities when he hits it big.

Barry Johnson: Wesley's roommate and a semi-talented DJ and electrician who is given responsibility for sound and the technical aspects of the film but is overall indifferent to the experience. Throughout the film, Barry has to constantly jump hoops to help keep production alive on a collapsing set.

Ashley Bates: A beautiful yet egotistical young woman, Ashley has done her best to become a big Hollywood star but has met with numerous failed auditions for parts both high and low. With the film being her first major role and at least some reel material, Ashley is desperate for everything to be right and give off the perfect performance, but she tends to overact and be too dramatic in an attempt to be appealing. She plays the role of Florence Colleymoore.

Felix Rodriguez: A handsome "experienced actor" who takes the lead role of Inspector Carter for the movie. Technically, Felix has the most experienced in Hollywood, but this is technically from bit parts and commercials with Felix never having had to carry a dramatic or lead role. As such, he often stumbles in his performance.

Todd Carter: Wesley's stoner cousin who is given the role of Charles Haversham and also operates the behind the scenes camera to capture the "magic" of the movie's production for historical purposes for Wesley, only to be caught up in much of the zaniness.

Reggie Ashbrook: A lifelong Thespian from England with years of experience in playwork, Reggie recently moved to America and is using the film as a testing ground for the start of his great cinematic career. Playing the role of Thomas Collymoore, Reggie for better or worse adds a Shakespearian flair to his performances, though he is at least the most committed.

Diane Foster: Playing the role of the dutiful maid Perkins, Diane is an acting student who is not fond of dramas and instead prefers comedies, trying to add her own "zany twist" on Perkins in defiance of Wesley's expectations.

Bruce Chu: An earnest actor playing Cecil Havershom who tries to do his best but is a very clumsy person and whose mishaps often lead to errors in the production.


A/N: So this is an adaptation of a Broadway play that I saw Off-Broadway last year. One of the most hillarious experiences I ever had, and I think it can be translated well to film through a mixture of behind the scenes and on-scene camera footage to show the struggles of Indie filmmakers.
 
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Turn 103 Results (January-Febuary 1983)
Turn 103 Results (January-Febuary 1983)

-[X]The Score: A Good Ole Heist Movie, you've always wanted to be in one. DC: ??? Rolled:D100 => 39+20=59

Turns out, that sometimes what the people want is a good heist movie.
(Continued in the Score)
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-[X]Helping out a Friend: So Mike has a problem. Well not a problem, more of a… non- nepotistic scheme. He wants to get his son into a low-level executive position, and he needs a contact. He's asked you. DC: 30 Rolled:D100 => 8

You refused, he was 13 for goodness sake, and despite his obvious talent, you weren't exactly in the mood to bring that kind of media scrutiny on your company, even if it was for Mike.

Mike was unhappy about that, claiming that Mary and Wally did the exact same thing.

But you told him that you were not paying them, that the ILM staff didn't have to listen to them, and that their buildings never really did anything…

Except when it drove you insane when they decided to try and change the world.

And you were going to go grey when that happened. But you still refused.

Failure: Mike is a bit unhappy with it all.
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-[X]Lucasarts Japan: Sakaguchi and his cohorts in Japan have all but told you that there is a problem with the Console that you are all making. A Problem called, Nintendo, and their Famicom, or whatever the hell it was called. Something about licensing. DC: 20 Rolled:D100 => 5

Sakaguchi was unhappy as you looked at him through the video call, and it was clear that the man was on the verge of becoming far more angrier than you suspected. "It's the cartridge we are looking to use for our system. It's under their patent."

"Is it going to be a problem?" You asked.

He shook his head and then you saw all the frustration in it. "They are claiming it's proprietary. A weak claim, but that is the problem, if we brought it to court it could take years, and then we will have wasted time."

"Do they want anything?" You asked.

"They don't want us to use it, and if we try to use it, we'll be sued."

You then took a breath. "Can you just, make something else?"

"That will take time." He replied. "And I don't know how we can do that without committing patent fraud."

That made you smile. "You'll think of something, and if not, I'll send in Mike. He always seems to get people to agree with him when money is involved."

Failure: You might need to invent your own stuff, or send in the negotiators.

Because Nintendo was looking to for something to use to negotiate or to stop the competition from trying to encroach on their territory.
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-[X]Some Kids in America: Hideo Kojima, Jordan Mechiner and some other developers are trying to make their games… problem, they all have different ideas and they have to focus, and they asked you to take a look at the ideas they have, and well... help them narrow it down. DC: ???
--[X] Focus on Rescue on Fractalus Rolled:D100 => 91

You looked at the crew and gave them the Rescue on Fractalus game. George liked it, and it had potential.

So you had that.

And those kids were like rabid hounds trying to build it up.

Reward: Rescue on Fractalus will soon be released in May as an exclusive on Lucasarts console.
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-[X]Importing Foreign Films: So… you may have a way to get some films showing in American Theaters. Maybe you can go to other foreign film industries and… well, ask to distribute their films. Sure many of those foreign film companies never expected an American company to distribute their films in the US… but maybe you can get money without producing them. (Linetail where you try to get films from, and if there are any specific films, line tail them below) DC: ???
--[X] Canada. Carrie brought to your attention some Canadian animated film called "Rock and Rule", an animated rock opera whose creators approached her a wild back for the rights to one of her songs for the film. Sounds like a fun concept, see if it can be a Lucasfilms release. Rolled:D100 => 3+20=23

Reroll:D100 + 20 => 21

Reroll 2:
D100 + 20 => 24

As much as you try to bring in the negotiation, you could not. Because it seems that MGM has had it… and they paid top dollar for it.

Failure.
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-[X]Carrie's Cravings: So Carrie, as you learned has some strange cravings, but most of the time it's normal. This is not one of those times. DC: ??? Rolled:D100 + 30 => 99

Chocolate-covered caviar.

That was the kind of shit you suspected crazy rich people would have for their bashes and not care for stuff… but you were forced to get creative. Caviar was not something you normally shopped for, but you knew some people who were able to get you quite a bit. Chocolate thankfully was easy to get to, any grocery store had it.

Anyway, as you got it and began mixing, you were sure that your wife was looking at you with a glare of both evil and…

Well, she did what you suspected. Took a spoon to the Chocolate-covered caviar, and ate it.

It was disgusting, but fascinating to see her scarf it down.

Reward: Carrie got her cravings fulfilled… and you were just happy that you were not forced to sleep on the couch.
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-[X]The Art of the Siblings: So Mary has proclaimed it was a silly time. And that meant you had to grab your costume. DC: 0 Rolled:D100 => 56
-[X]The Family Time: You need a night out with the family dammit! No more drama, no more work, just you and Carrie and the Kids! Rolled:D100 => 14

It was times like these that you wished, for a time when your kids would try something normal, like painting, or acting. But no, they would rather be adventurers of the greatest kind, while trying to slay the great king who had taken the land and placed it under his dark command.

"This is for the bedtime! We shall be free from its tyranny!" Mary proclaimed while Joseph and Sarah cried as they tackled you. At least you got to be the King this time, the Evil king that was ruling the land of home with an iron hand.

Carrie was laughing as she kept filming it, and adjusted Joseph's costume, as he began losing his hat. He chose to be the ranger/Robin Hood because he wanted to wear a hat like he wished.

And Sarah, unlike her sister, wanted to be the greatest bard of them all.

All three of them went on you into a hug to try and change you.

You smiled as you just accepted your fate, and the evil king was defeated.
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You tucked them into bed as you stood next to Carrie. "You know, I missed this." You said.

"The Kids tackling you?" She asked.

"No just being able to have a fun time. No worries."

"You just want to be able to ignore the dread of having to leave for a few months."

You huffed. "The last time I did this, I-"

"This time, you're doing it because Mike and George asked you, and it's not like you will be gone for too long." She said. "Promise."

"Promise."

Then she kissed you. You didn't need to say it this time.

Reward: You played the evil king to your children, and they enjoyed that.
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-[X]Hanging out with the Friends: It's been far to long since you, John, and Robin hung out, so you will go out for some drinks and have some fun. DC: 45 Rolled:D100 => 19

Not that you didn't mind having them over, but John and Robin just had dinner before they left, because they did not want to get involved with the playing time with the kids.

Traitors.

Failure.
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-[X]A Charitable Heart: You want to invest your newfound wealth. Maybe even save some lives while you are at it. (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to donate in)
--[X] $30 Million. You want to fund efforts to help in the conservation of the Pyrenean Ibex. Rolled:D100 => 97

You don't know what exactly you will be doing, but you did several videos, some PSA's, and other things.

You don't know if it did things… actively, but you were…

Happy with it.

Reward: Unknown Effect.
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-[X]Pray: It had been a long time since you went to Mass. You wish for the Lord to give you strength. DC: ???
--[X] Pray for Gavin and his wife Susan that they're able to conceive and have a child. Rolled:D100 => 81+20=101

You don't know if He was listening. But you know that there was His love all the same.

And then you heard the news. And all was right.

Reward: Maybe your prayers were answered… maybe they were not. But He works in mysterious ways.
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-[X] Do auditions(Movies and TV Shows): You are going to go to some of the casting calls that are in the place where you can find work in. DC: 20(Possibility of only getting a commercial or TV show job, or extra work in a low-budget film) Rolled:D100 => 83

So it seems that TV was back on the menu. And really, it seems that they wanted you to be a main stay on television.

(The Beginning of next turn will have the choices)
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-[X]Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better. Rolled:D100 + 30 => 119

It had been months since you really went all out on your exercises, and it hurt.

Your arms hurt, your legs hurt.

Everywhere hurt.

But you were satisfied because when it was all over, you could hear Carrie purr at you when she saw you coming out of the shower.

She enjoyed what she saw.

And you were satisfied that you could still look like an adonis
 
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Damn it! I hope we succeed next turn where we failed here. I swear we will push against Nintendo by creating competition with a new console.

It wasn't the best of turns, but hopefully the pyrenean ibex will be a start of us becoming a full on enviromentalist. Save the rainforests! Save animals on the verse of extinction! No to global warming!
 
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