Gym Guys Talk
Doug: "Okay, who want to be the one to tell him?"
*a chorus of not its*
Doug: "Come on, guys! I know he's new, but Joe's practically one of us at this point! We have to tell him that we know about it!"
Vince: "Look, Doug, do you really want to risk him leaving?"
Doug: "But Vince! You've seen him! The way he obviously rewired the place, how he fixed the generator and that car, and his muscle tone! I don't know how he thought that none of us would notice him bulking up when he was practically a noodle when he first came in! He's so unsubtle that it's painful to watch! Do you guys really want it in your conscience when the inevitable happens and someone from outside the gym notices that we have motherfucking Apeiron?"
Theo: "He's right, guys. I've been here for only a week and I already found it out for myself."
Vince: "Alright, Doug, Theo, you both have very good points. However, you've seen him, right? And how Joe's actually a lot more skittish than his public appearances might suggest, right? Do you both really want him to realize that we've been staring up that ass of his for weeks now because of all the poses he has been doing?"
Doug/Theo: "..."
Vince: "Of course not. That's Brockton Bay's ass, right there. You tantalize it. You gaze at it from afar. And most of all, you don't point out that you can recognize that same ass on the cape that has outright overthrown everything in Brockton Bay in the few weeks he has been active so far. Because knowing Joe, knowing Apeiron, he might do something ridiculous about it like making duplicates of himself to force an alibi for himself or something."
Doug: "...so what do you suggest we do then, Vince?"
Vince: "Simple. We hide the fact that we know, and most of all, we hide the fact that we also know what's going on with Aisha. I don't know how Mr. Laborn hasn't noticed his daughter running around in costume with Joe yet, but between Apeiron and an overprotective father, I'd rather not see the fireworks of that particular confrontation."
Theo: "And in the meantime, we take as many covert pictures of Joe as possible? For when the inevitable reveal happens?"
Vince: "Yes."