Shinji would notice the colour in her cheeks, too.
That pic is not what she'd be looking like if she's being smug at a stranger for duping him. In fact, my headcanon is that the blush is one of genuine happiness at something WAFF-y, like the situation I had described when I posted the pic.

Why that part is even necessary seeing as he kind of was her instructor in normal human interaction (and person she show emotions to most clearly).
Because one could write a fic in which Shinji does not get over his horrified reaction to her after Ritsuko's revelation to him in canon, and instead it's someone else who takes the spot as Rei's love interest and guide to normal human social behavior (e.g. Asuka, Kaworu, or even Kensuke).
 
Because one could write a fic in which Shinji does not get over his horrified reaction to her after Ritsuko's revelation to him in canon, and instead it's someone else who takes the spot as Rei's love interest and guide to normal human social behavior (e.g. Asuka, Kaworu, or even Kensuke).
By that point having Asuka on this list is reaching really far, Rei need to start seriously expresing herself before Asuka will even consider getting close to her in any capacity.
More on topic, Shinji wouldn't need to date her to get her expressions, he did in canon already.
On slightly related note, relationship between Shinji and Rei, while not romantic in slightest, was probably most developed and healthiest one amongst main cast. True, aupportive friendship is a beautiful thing, then Ritsuko used sledge hammer on it...
 
Ah, but where would she be super-ticklish? There are so many possibilities, many not so obvious. I always liked those fics that had Rei revealed to be very ticklish in quite unusual places.
 
Ah, but where would she be super-ticklish? There are so many possibilities, many not so obvious. I always liked those fics that had Rei revealed to be very ticklish in quite unusual places.

I would actually go with a combination of a few of the common spots (sides, feet, etc.) since that would indicate that she has likely never been tickled before (good sign as to just how crappy her childhood was) as well as a few more unusual one.

"What do you mean, 'ticklish AT field'?"
 
I would actually go with a combination of a few of the common spots (sides, feet, etc.) since that would indicate that she has likely never been tickled before (good sign as to just how crappy her childhood was) as well as a few more unusual one.

"What do you mean, 'ticklish AT field'?"
The ticklish AT field takes on some dark undertones when you remember that her AT field is described as "ragged." Maybe wait until a potential Rei III situation where she has a whole soul. I feel like you're sticking fingers into an open wound like Inglourious Basterds and asking if it tickles.
 
Ah, but where would she be super-ticklish? There are so many possibilities, many not so obvious. I always liked those fics that had Rei revealed to be very ticklish in quite unusual places.
Rei: "Elbows. Only my elbows." :V
The ticklish AT field takes on some dark undertones when you remember that her AT field is described as "ragged."
It was very ragged versus Zeruel due to the strength mismatch. She's not as bad in normal life, though it's still like a constant raw spot, or an exposed nerve. Those numbing drugs weren't entirely just to keep her passive. :(
 
Rei: "Elbows. Only my elbows." :V
I can see that lasting about two seconds before Asuka calls bullshit and tells Shinji to hold Rei still while Asuka looks for actual ticklish spots. They're onto her poker face. They may not be able to always see through it, but they can guess when it's on and when she's being serious.
It was very ragged versus Zeruel due to the strength mismatch. She's not as bad in normal life, though it's still like a constant raw spot, or an exposed nerve. Those numbing drugs weren't entirely just to keep her passive. :(
*BibleThump* Oh god how is that somehow worse than my "finger in the bullet wound" analogy?
 
Having a tickle-ish AT Field would be like having your brain's pleasure centers wired for direct stimulation by electric current.

You don't know why your smiling, you don't care if doesn't stop...
 
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I was going more along he lines of "it tickles her when people think about tickling her". :oops:

I can see that lasting about two seconds before Asuka calls bullshit and tells Shinji to hold Rei still while Asuka looks for actual ticklish spots. They're onto her poker face. They may not be able to always see through it, but they can guess when it's on and when she's being serious.

"Shinji, get the rope. I'll get the feathers."
 
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This is all going to end with everybody running and screaming.
 
I want to see Evas fight an angel with tickles. That would be hilarious.

...I wonder if Armisael is ticklish. That'd be a novel way to disarm it.
 
I want to see Evas fight an angel with tickles. That would be hilarious.

...I wonder if Armisael is ticklish. That'd be a novel way to disarm it.
You just have to find the right spot....

Rei: It Followed me Home.

Just about everybody: ...

Rei: May I keep it?
 
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Considering Armisael's attempt to assimilate Rei in canon involved more AT field shenanigans, whoever came up with the ticklish AT field is going to drive A&T off the rails and straight into crackfic territory.

Ritsuko: "My PhD is worthless. Metaphysics is a bullshit field."
 
Considering Armisael's attempt to assimilate Rei in canon involved more AT field shenanigans, whoever came up with the ticklish AT field is going to drive A&T off the rails and straight into crackfic territory.

Ritsuko: "My PhD is worthless. Metaphysics is a bullshit field."
I think it was actually 'metaphysical biology,' though that does sound pretty bullshit. Also, we only know that Fuyutsuki taught it, not that Ritsuko knows it, though that seems likely.
 
Welcome to the club.

... And on another note, I'm surprised that beautifically-smiling-with-a-blush Rei pic I had posted didn't get that much response.
 
Heartwarming Omake #1 - Rei's Morning After
Well, everyone else is getting in on this, I might as well take a shot...
(This is, of course, all StrypGia's fault. :p )

...Five years or so later....

She woke up, as always, alone.
Refusing to open her eyes to cruel reality, Rei fisted her hands in the sheets in a vain effort to cling to the fraying remnants of the dream. This one had been wonderfully, cruelly, so much better and more real than the usual recurring fantasy....

Rei glanced at the clock as the end credits of tonight's movie-night film began scrolling, and decided the time was appropriate to leave Shinji and Asuka some alone time together. She stood, wished her (loves) friends good night, and moved for the door of their small college apartment.
"Rei!"
She turned, and was surprised to see both Shinji and Asuka standing, and staring at her with nervous, almost guilty expressions. "Yes?"
"Well, Rei, you know," Asuka began awkwardly, twisting her fingers against each other with highly uncharacteristic nervousness. "You spent the afternoon helping us assemble that new bed... Did you, ahh...?"
Rei felt her eyebrows rise as Asuka trailed off uncertainly, and turned a quizzical look on Shinji, only to see him looking as discombobulated as Asuka.
"Did you notice, um..." Shinji seemed to stumble over his words momentarily before taking a deep breath and finishing in a nearly desperate rush: "Didyounoticethatit'sbigenoughforthree?"

Tears pooling behind tightly-shut eyelids, Rei wondered bitterly, not for the first time, why her subconscious took such sadistic delight in tortur--
"Good morning, sleepyhead."
Rei's eyes shot open to an unfamiliar-from-this-angle ceiling, and snapped sideways in disbelief.
Asuka, wearing a white terrycloth (cuddlesome) robe and holding a toothbrush in one hand, looked affectionately amused, shading towards concerned as Rei stared at her. "Rei...? We would have woken you earlier, but you looked so peaceful we just couldn't. Um, Shinji's making breakfast, I'm sure you're hungry...?"
"Asuka," Rei forced out hoarsely. "Am I dreaming?"
The readhead's expression shifted to shock, then dismay, and finally determination in the space of a heartbeat. Setting her toothbrush on the end table, she cupped Rei's face in both hands and bent over her, so close that her unbound hair fell into a scarlet curtain framing both their faces alone together within its confines. Her brilliant blue eyes captivated Rei's, burning with conviction. "No, Rei. You are not dreaming." She leaned in, even closer... and captured Rei's lips with a kiss that started at "butterfly", and smoothly, unhurriedly ascended to something Rei could find no words for, but reached all the way to her toes.
Some interminable time later, their lips parted ways and Rei opened her eyes (when had she closed them?) to find Asuka looking like a cat that had just eaten an entire flock of canaries. "Well, Rei? Still think you're dreaming?"
"If I am, I'd rather die than wake up," Rei answered with absolute honesty.
She saw Asuka suppress a flinch. "Rei, I... Rei. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry."
"For what?" Rei was honestly confused.
"For leaving you out in the cold for so long," Asuka said soberly. "Shinji and I... we had so many issues, so much baggage. And we were so wrapped up in each other -- in ourselves... we ignored the one person whose happiness is as important to us as each other's." Asuka dove in for another kiss. "I can't apologize enough. But I promise, Rei --I promise-- you never have to fear being alone again."
Whatever composure Rei had left didn't crumble, so much as simply cease to exist. Rei's arms snaked out from under the covers and wrapped whatever parts of Asuka she could reach, and clung with no real intention of ever letting go, as Asuka gently kissed away her tears and murmured reassurances and endearments in Japanese and German.
Eventually, Rei found herself laying back against the pillow, feeling utterly spent, and yet somehow lighter, as if an enormous weight had been lifted. Asuka reached out and stroked her face lightly. "Better now, angel?"
"Better," Rei agreed. "Better than I have been in... a very long time. Ever, perhaps."
"Well, that's good. Because judging by the smell, breakfast is about to hit the table, and it'd be a shame to waste Shinji's cooking." Asuka winked saucily. "He makes great morning-after food, and he already knows all our favorite foods."
That made Rei aware that she was, in fact, hungry -- even ravenous. Which lead to her finally noticing just how... limp she felt. Not to mention, well, sore, in places and ways that had been purely theoretical before today.
"Um... I'm not sure I can get up," she admitted shame-facedly. "Breakfast in bed?" she added hopefully, doing her best to look winsome.
Asuka blinked, then threw her head back and laughed delightedly (like a cool, soothing rain across the parched desert of her soul). "Minx!" she accused affectionately. "One night in bed, and you're expecting us to serve you hand and foot. Not that Shinji would hesitate, the wimp." She rolled her eyes in mock exasperation, then grinned and leaned down to whisper directly into Rei's ear. "But trust me, you really want to get up, Rei."
Rei was momentarily distracted by the fascinating sensation of Asuka's breath curling around and into her ear, sparking a detached portion of her mind to note that she now understood the meaning of the phrase "aural sex." "Ah..." she stammered, trying to focus on what Asuka was saying rather than how (intimate/wonderful/sensuous) it felt. "Um... why?"
She felt Asuka's lips curl into an entirely wicked smirk against her cheek. "Two words, angel," Asuka crooned sweetly. "Naked Apron."

Asuka pulled back to get a good view and enjoyed the sight of Rei's overloaded mind slowly putting the pieces together. She knew the exact moment it succeeded: those lovely red eyes suddenly bulging in shock, the brilliant flush overtaking that alabaster porcelain skin -- and suddenly Asuka found herself beneath a volcanic eruption of bedlclothes, listening to the sound of bare feet dashing out of the bedroom and towards the kitchen.
"Well," she remarked to no one as she pulled the sheets off her head, "that was easy."
From the kitchen, there was a sudden yelp from Shinji, one she knew well: #17, "someone just grabbed my ass", and at roughly 4.7 on the pinch-o-meter, if she was any judge (and she certainly was).
"Better not let them get too far without me," Asuka decided firmly. She proceeded to sashay towards the kitchen, sparing a moment to doff her robe and toss it at the hook by the closet door. Breakfast was forecast to be messy, after all. Followed by cleanup, with a high probability of baths (the furo could fit three, if they were very friendly, and creative)....
 
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