Misato: "But... WHY is all the Yebisu gone?"
Ritsuko: "The plan required you to get a Lovecraftian horror from beyond time and space so utterly drunk that we could kill it. The first part worked. But then you talked it into building you an Einstein-Rosenberg Bridge to Vegas, kidnap Kaji, and marry the both of you."
Mistao: "...you seem awfully calm about this."
Ritsuko: "I apparently am now married to Maya. Which I'm strangely okay with. And Gendo is both married to Unit-01, and in jail along with all of SELEE. Oh, and Rei-1 popped out of Unit-00's core and is calling me and Maya both 'mama.' My capacity for freaking out has been so exceeded, nothing can bother me now."
Misato: "Rits... don't look know, but... is that your mother?"
Ritsuko: "Aaaaaand, in other news, I really need to stop tempting fate like that."