Advice and Trust [NGE]
GoukaRyuu
Shadow Cabal Made Man
- Location
- New Jersey
Get better!
- Location
- Canada
Zeruel 2.0: "Alright, where's the little bastards who beat me? I want a re-match!"Ramiel 2.0 and Zeruel 2.0 alone would have the Council shitting bricks, even with the MP EVAs' replica lances.
Shinji and Asuka (in stereo): "Shit."
Ranma-sensei
Sorcerer
- Location
- Citrix Receiver
- Pronouns
- Weatherdependent
- Location
- Voidbetweenstars
Please best girl 2.0 would be the oh shit moment 
Astray Spiral
Potential Evil Incarnate
- Location
- C:\Windows\explorer.exe
Hope you get better Stryp.
- Location
- Edinburgh
Hope you get better soon! Take your time and make sure you're fit and healthy, no obligation to us.
King Arthur
The Once and Future King
Good luck.
The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
ARMISAEL COMETH FOR ALL
Seihai-kun
[Unverified Wish Granting Device]
- Location
- Brasil
Eh, don't force yourself.
I'm quite certain that if anybody complained about this causing fewer updates, they wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
Where is it... where is it... ah yes!
Also, I see your attempt to come across as more funny! A German masquerading as a normal human with feelings! I have caught you!
- Location
- Canada
Someone from the culture that invented the term "stiff upper lip" mocking others for emotional expression? How quaint.Also, I see your attempt to come across as more funny! A German masquerading as a normal human with feelings! I have caught you!
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The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
Yeah, that's really only been an aristocracy thing - everyone else? No shits given.
The fact that it took a German to make a pun before an Englishman did so is not a step back from my heritage, my good sir, but one that puts yours on the back foot.Also, I see your attempt to come across as more funny! A German masquerading as a normal human with feelings! I have caught you!
Instead of suggesting we all march in lockstep, I think it'd be best that you yourself stepped up to the task.
The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
What, the Armisael joke not good enough for you?
It lacks a certain footing.What, the Armisael joke not good enough for you?
The Englanderish
Schrödinger's Kuudere Kitty Caliph(a)
- Location
- Califat de Chats
I hope I don't taste like feet.
...This is what happens when people tell me I'm not known for my humour. I take it as a challenge.
- Location
- Voidbetweenstars
Europeans, how on earth did these fools ever came to dominate the world for a few centuries?
By marching everywhere, of course, having solid sea legs, and putting boots on the ground.Europeans, how on earth did these fools ever came to dominate the world for a few centuries?
...I think I'll stop with the foot puns now, if only for @Strypgia's sake.
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Lord Sovereign
The Emperor of shitty fanfic
- Location
- England
Pfft, the Brits basically invented modern comedy. Self deprecating? Politically incorrect?
That was all us. Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, all that jazz.
As for "Jerry" their sense of humour is just...dark. Have any of you seen "Klaus the Forklift Driver."
That was all us. Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, all that jazz.
As for "Jerry" their sense of humour is just...dark. Have any of you seen "Klaus the Forklift Driver."
German humour is pretty dark as hell, dude. Even pitch blacker than many British "comedians". Also, we lived under the Kaiser, the Great Depression, Nazis, the threat of the Russians, a Marxist-Leninist dictatorship, the Stasi... Dark humour is a necessary evolutionary trait.
See, for example, Volker Pispers explaining American foreign policy at around Dubya's time.
"Knowing who the bad guy is gives your day structure."
"I like to quote Angela Merkel verbatim. I have yet to find a better way to insult this woman."
"We should have supported Angela Merkel's armed rebellion against Honecker. With a bit of luck, she might have even been collateral damage!"
"The Americans were angry, because now the shiny weapons were in Khomeini's hands. A religious fundamentalist. A Muslim. Muslims. People who take their religion seriously. For Catholics unimaginable."
"For eight years, Saddam Hussein waged a war of aggression against his innocent neighbour state, supported by the United States. We stayed neutral -- well, we sold weapons to both sides. ...What? It's guaranteed jobs! There shall never be another war without Germany. ...Or something."
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