Turing Decidable
𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕗
- Location
- Belgium
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Ritsuko: facepalm "How many times do I need to say this, Rei? A perpetual motion machine isn't a toy!"
Rei:
Rei:
Advice and Trust [NGE]
Heavy Fuel
Ask me for anything but time.
- Location
- 1123.6563.5321
Not exactly something you hand out like smarties at Halloween!
octobersanctuary
Self-appointed Master of Ceremonies
- Location
- New Zealand
octobersanctuary
Self-appointed Master of Ceremonies
- Location
- New Zealand
Be absolutely hilarious if they were though
Matt R
Giant Robot Pilot
- Location
- North Dakota
Too far down that road's what blew up in the FAR's face on a societal scale. For a few "trusted agents" (aka her closest friends and dearest loved ones in the entire world -- Shinji, Asuka, Misato, Kaji, Ritsuko, Maya, probably Hikari and Touji as well... Kensuke and the girls are probably too far away from the Scenario to be targets) in imminent risk of assassination, though... it could be tempting. It has to add some peace of mind if the people you're closest to in the entire world can no longer be reliably hurt by anything short of atomic weapons or an Evangelion...
Evil M. Lurker
What Lurks at Midnight
- Location
- The City, USA
Misato: "In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"Ritsuko: facepalm "How many times do I need to say this, Rei? A perpetual motion machine isn't a toy!"
Rei:
Timerider
That guy who really should get out more.
- Location
- The End of the World.
Rei: "Laws of Thermodynamics? You mean my gimp?"
Robo: "What about the Square-cube Law?"
Ritsuko: "SHUT UP! And stop crossovering!"
Are you talking about Getter Robo?
JennyDracos
Eccentric Hugging Lady
- Location
- Chicago
Atomic Robo, who has a rant while he fights giant ants. His backup doesn't help him, they're busy arguing about How Giant Ants.
The joke comes back when he visits Tokyo and Biomega attacks, though to be fair Biomega kinda cheats, just like Eva and Angels. (Jet Alone, on the other hand...)
The joke comes back when he visits Tokyo and Biomega attacks, though to be fair Biomega kinda cheats, just like Eva and Angels. (Jet Alone, on the other hand...)
- Location
- Up A Creek
Ritsuko (fake-innocently): "Oops."
Gendo: "....why?"
Ritsuko: "One: I pulled my head out of my arse and realized how I was letting myself be used. Two: I asked myself, what's the biggest monkey wrench I can throw into your plans and SEELE's? Three: have you considered accepting Eris as your personal God(dess) of Chaos? Four: SCIENCE!"
Maya (sparkly hearts-eyes): "Sempai!"
Ritsuko: "Maya! Will be be my assistant and do the thing with me? Forever?"
Maya (fainting): "SEMPAIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!"
Heavy Fuel
Ask me for anything but time.
- Location
- 1123.6563.5321
Funnily enough, the idea of handing out wmds like Halloween candy came from a post on an old Civilization 2 usenet board from a player who used cheats to rush build a bunch of nukes and give them away to other civs to see if they would use them on each other.
Schpoonman
They call me the Bord of Lays
- Location
- United States
Asuka: "I'm the queen of ALL SAIYANS!"
- Location
- Canada
And that's what, three and a half, four total? Does a future version of one count as a different one? Because that would bump it up to four and a half.
Lone Courier 6
Devilish Fool
- Location
- United States of Quests
Quotes without context?
Keel - "Gendo! Do the thing!"
Gendo - "Ritsuko! Do the thing!"
Ritsuko - "Maya! Do the thing!"
Maya - "Minions! Do the thing!"
Aoba - "...We're what now?"
- Location
- Canada
You can quote me, yes.
- Location
- National Capital Region, USA
Status update: I've been moved to day shift for 2-3 weeks to cover a gap while the old unit swaps out with the incoming one. It's still 'just' 12 hours a shift, but I'm now monitoring active drone feeds pretty much constantly, so there's no time or computer to write on. I'll have only the couple of hours at the end of a day to write, catch up on SV, talk to people on Discord, etc. I'll try to get some work done on A&T in that space, but there's a substantial chance things are going to have to slow down a lot until I'm back on nights.
Sorry about this, everyone. To try and make up for it, here's the last scene I managed to jam out yesterday morning.
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"Is now 'later'?"
Rei found the energy to lightly scowl at the Fifth Child. "No, it is not, stupid fish. This is far too public."
Kaworu looked around at the public street they were walking down towards their apartment building. A street that was empty but for the four Children. "Ah. Public."
Rei glanced at Shinji and Asuka, walking a few meters ahead of them, holding hands. She looked back at Kaworu, her scowl deeper. "Oh, shut up. How many Section 2 or SEELE eyes are watching us right now?" she said, her voice low.
"There are three separate sniper teams watching us, in addition to the Section 2 distant perimeter. Well, watching me, at least. They are not aiming at you," Kaworu replied, his tone oddly light for the information.
"You should not sound so happy about that," Rei groused. "I do not want any of us to die, and that includes you, Rainbow Trout."
Kaworu shrugged. "I am happy they are not aiming at any of you. And I would not let them harm you or Shinji and Asuka in any case. Even if I had to… reveal myself."
Rei stared at him for a moment. "Do… do not do that if there is any other way, Kaworu. That would be difficult to explain away."
"I will if I have to. I know how much they mean to you. They are almost as much to me. I see and hear so much joy from them, from their bond… I will not let SEELE harm them." He looked at Rei. "Between them and you, I hope than I expected that we can find a way through this."
Rei nodded. "Good. We are all making it through this alive, Kaworu. You are my friend."
His smile widened a hair. "I'm glad."
"Oy, come on you two, not so much whispering sweet nothings to each other!" Asuka called back to them. The happy couple had pulled further ahead as Rei and Kaworu slowed a bit. "We've got music to play and homework to ignore!"
"Yes, Asuka," Rei gave a tiny smile as they caught up.
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Sorry about this, everyone. To try and make up for it, here's the last scene I managed to jam out yesterday morning.
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"Is now 'later'?"
Rei found the energy to lightly scowl at the Fifth Child. "No, it is not, stupid fish. This is far too public."
Kaworu looked around at the public street they were walking down towards their apartment building. A street that was empty but for the four Children. "Ah. Public."
Rei glanced at Shinji and Asuka, walking a few meters ahead of them, holding hands. She looked back at Kaworu, her scowl deeper. "Oh, shut up. How many Section 2 or SEELE eyes are watching us right now?" she said, her voice low.
"There are three separate sniper teams watching us, in addition to the Section 2 distant perimeter. Well, watching me, at least. They are not aiming at you," Kaworu replied, his tone oddly light for the information.
"You should not sound so happy about that," Rei groused. "I do not want any of us to die, and that includes you, Rainbow Trout."
Kaworu shrugged. "I am happy they are not aiming at any of you. And I would not let them harm you or Shinji and Asuka in any case. Even if I had to… reveal myself."
Rei stared at him for a moment. "Do… do not do that if there is any other way, Kaworu. That would be difficult to explain away."
"I will if I have to. I know how much they mean to you. They are almost as much to me. I see and hear so much joy from them, from their bond… I will not let SEELE harm them." He looked at Rei. "Between them and you, I hope than I expected that we can find a way through this."
Rei nodded. "Good. We are all making it through this alive, Kaworu. You are my friend."
His smile widened a hair. "I'm glad."
"Oy, come on you two, not so much whispering sweet nothings to each other!" Asuka called back to them. The happy couple had pulled further ahead as Rei and Kaworu slowed a bit. "We've got music to play and homework to ignore!"
"Yes, Asuka," Rei gave a tiny smile as they caught up.
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7734
Trust and verify.
- Location
- Philmont
On the plus side, you get to yell "YOUR OTHER LEFT!" to the translators telling the ISF where to shoot. On the minus side, you now have a front-row seat to watching the comedy of errors that is our "friends" fighting in Various Places.
Good luck, man.
Good luck, man.
- Location
- The Midlands.
Heh. Has anyone tried leaking footage to America's Funniest Home Videos yet?
7734
Trust and verify.
- Location
- Philmont
Not to my knowledge, no. That said, considering the punchline is usually anything from SURPRISE ROCKET to SURPRISE SUICIDE TRUCK, it's not exactly going to get very far.
Now, if someone shared some of the footage from Desert Storm where the Iraqis are bombarding the everloving shit out of a point forty meters away from the American Firebase and failing to nudge the guns even a little, that would be worth putting on TV.
JennyDracos
Eccentric Hugging Lady
- Location
- Chicago
- Location
- RWBY Wiki
The way AFV has been going, all it can do is help
Ritsuko: facepalm "How many times do I need to say this, Rei? A perpetual motion machine isn't a toy!"
Rei:
"Aww, but I made you a Newton's Cradle out of them! It never stops, either!"
alt:
"That much is obvious, it can however power a toy perpetu-... why did Maya just sputter and turn beet red?"
James Crimson
Good Story Hunter
- Location
- USA
Heck, I'll give it a shot. I only ask that should I somehow Tang myself in the process that the container I'm stored in until Rei/Lilith/Ritsuko with SCIENCE!! can put me back into a human shape is clean.
Please no slightly used fish bowl, etc.