Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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That's actually a good idea. Hire some old retired Yakuza's and have them make sure our film is authentic
Didn't they do that with the actual Yakuza games? I think I remember reading an article about that, and how the only real complaint they had at the end of the day was that the clothes that Kazuma was wearing were not clothes that someone of his position as a Yakuza would wear and was beneath him.
 
Found this gem again – – and it reminds me, depending on our choices we could potentially end up becoming one of Japan's foreign animation departments, where we get to be on the ground floor of Anime history.

Just thinking about it gave me a plot bunny that's equal parts science fantasy, space western and xianxia...like if Destiny, (MCU) Guardians of the Galaxy and DragonBall had a bastard child.
 
Found this gem again – – and it reminds me, depending on our choices we could potentially end up becoming one of Japan's foreign animation departments, where we get to be on the ground floor of Anime history.

Just thinking about it gave me a plot bunny that's equal parts science fantasy, space western and xianxia...like if Destiny, (MCU) Guardians of the Galaxy and DragonBall had a bastard child.

Or we could just you know…

Make some damn good western cartoons…


Or you know… Get FMA…
 
Or we could just you know…

Make some damn good western cartoons…
Speaking of, I'm actually in the process of writing up a pitch for what would be our equivalent to the likes of He-Man, She-Ra, Thundercats, GI Joe, and other similar shows. I'm about halfway done with it and I'll almost certainly be done with it by, at most, this time next week. I found out you can send PM's to yourself, so I've been writing it up in one and it makes it so much easier and everything is already formatted.
 
Does Warner Brothers have any tv stations right now? And does anyone know how much it would cost to get one if we can't claim one in the partitioning? I'm trying to figure out if it would be more viable to get our own quasi cartoon network/toonami thing going or just sell anime series to other people.
 
Found this gem again – – and it reminds me, depending on our choices we could potentially end up becoming one of Japan's foreign animation departments, where we get to be on the ground floor of Anime history.

Just thinking about it gave me a plot bunny that's equal parts science fantasy, space western and xianxia...like if Destiny, (MCU) Guardians of the Galaxy and DragonBall had a bastard child.

Holy shit that is good. We have to bring the joy of good anime fights to the people
 
And then we accidentally start a western animation vs anime as studios begin to make fight scenes for the stuff…

And it leads to far better animation because of it
 
I'm really hoping that we can have O'Brien look at restoring Coney Island as a pet project sometime soon. I'd linetail it as an investment but I don't know off the top of my head how much it'd cost to get the ball rolling.
 
I'm really hoping that we can have O'Brien look at restoring Coney Island as a pet project sometime soon. I'd linetail it as an investment but I don't know off the top of my head how much it'd cost to get the ball rolling.
I think we should also brainstorm some potential attractions and amusements for a hypothetical Lucasfilm Theme Park, like Disney or Universal, as well this revitalized Coney Island/Steeplechase Park, as we go along. Even if just to get a sense of things. I was thinking about making an official pitch about it, but I was going to wait a little while before doing so, but if everyone wants to brainstorm some ideas, that would be great I think.
 
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Oh and I have one thing to say: this is the last turn of the Olympic production and it will have its own side story because…

I want to have it be a side story.

Also it will include several things like… viewership and hype.

And also one goddamn people wanting a look at Bruce the goose in shorts.

I swear our fans will be thirsty as hell.

And one more thing:

After the Christmas party you will see a funny roll.
 
And also one goddamn people wanting a look at Bruce the goose in shorts.

I swear our fans will be thirsty as hell.

One of the most interesting quotes I've ever used for a segway, but one thing that could be cool for the Olympics is if Farah mass produced the Apollo Creed shorts and they became the official boxing shorts for the 1976 Team USA boxers. Would be a very cool nod that would presumably happen after Rocky came out, getting more tickets sold and helping with the hype for Team USA. You gotta admit that it's some of the best patriotic drip in history.



Also funny how the thirst began to really explode only after Bruce became a married man. Guess each half of America has a O'Brian they like to insert themselves in for fantasies.
 
One of the most interesting quotes I've ever used for a segway, but one thing that could be cool for the Olympics is if Farah mass produced the Apollo Creed shorts and they became the official boxing shorts for the 1976 Team USA boxers. Would be a very cool nod that would presumably happen after Rocky came out, getting more tickets sold and helping with the hype for Team USA. You gotta admit that it's some of the best patriotic drip in history.
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Also funny how the thirst began to really explode only after Bruce became a married man. Guess each half of America has a O'Brian they like to insert themselves in for fantasies.
I'm not surprised in the slightest. Bruce was a cinnamon Roll on TV that decided to hit the Gym and get swole, and his wife decided to join him.

It's not our fault the dice love us, and decided to reward Bruce for his efforts.
 
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The Christmas Party of 1975 Turn 43 (January 1976)
The Christmas Party of 1975 Turn 43 (January 1976)

Lucasfilm Christmas party was your idea, which was to say, a terrible one because you honestly didn't know what the hell you were going to do.

You hadn't had a successful year in terms of films made, save for the hopes and dreams of several films that needed to be completed. To say that everyone was more anxious about the whole thing, well it was. Everyone trusted you and George, and even Mike when they knew he wasn't there, and the Eisner Division was not entering hell in the marketing.

Everyone knew there was a victory, even before everything that was… well… because everyone had faith. Everyone believed in what was coming out soon.

Yet as you were at the party, with almost everyone there, save for Steve and company, who were off in the middle of Arizona… shooting in the desert while they waited for the sets to be finished. And you were… frankly… miserable.

You had an itch that you were sure could not be made manifest because you were just… not feeling happy as you want to be.

"What's wrong?" Carrie asked as she sat down, watching the party continue with the Magicians and the Eisner Division chatting, while the last of the Writers room were dragged out by Dave to enjoy the party.

George was also not there.

"George isn't here," you whispered. "I was hoping he would pull himself out of the editing room and just… enjoy a break."

Carrie chuckled. "Pulling George away from the editing room.. When his film isn't done." She patted your back before handing over Egg nog. "We should have expected it."

You sighed. "Am I a Grinch… Sweet Lord, I'm acting like Mike."

Carrie frowned. "It's not really that bad. We just hoped that he would-"

Then, coming in, was George, wearing a Santa hat, as well as Marcia, who had instead worn George's Star Wars Hat. And both were smiling and laughing.

Everyone was just happy and they said George's name before George himself walked over towards Mike, grabbed his suit, and then dragged him over to you. "Hey, Bruce!" George than bear hugged you. "Oh, Merry Christmas."

Carrie smiled and joined the hug, as both you and George embraced, then let go. "Um… When did you get here?"

"Ten minutes ago, we were having a movie date, and uh… We saw the Trailer for Star Wars."

You raised an eyebrow. All the energy was sucked away from the room, and everyone looked at George.

You could see everyone heard that single sentence and were waiting for their boss to give them the word.

You looked at them all, and then asked. "Well?"

The Reaction: 175

"We, and almost everyone in the theater… left after the trailer was done… Because holy hell, Marcia is a genius. It was… Awesome."

You looked at George, and he looked ready to cry. "Bruce?" He hugged you. "I'm so sorry for what I said to you earlier. But you and Mike and everyone else were right."

George Lucas was a sobbing mess in your arms… And that was it.

He had seen his work be rewarded…

And realized what he was doing, for his arrogance and his movie, was wrong.

Reward: George has fully committed to his role as the Owner of Lucasfilms Unlimited, as well, as being a far better friend to you and everyone else.

He's working with Mike to see if they can fill out the schedule. And begin hounding the writer's room for scripts that aren't of his own pen, and also beginning to hire some more to get more out in a timely manner…

As well as maybe Give Carrie a Salary, given that she has basically become a member of the writer's room anyway, despite not wanting it.

Meanwhile, with Star Wars:

The Hype is real. +100 to Audience and Critics Roll, in addition to other bonuses already given, which may Grow if you release earlier than May 25th, 1977.

Star Wars is being hyped as the biggest movie of the year, and it's not even close.

Universal and all the other studios have taken notice.

And they are afraid.
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Lucasfilms Unlimited Actions:

[]Post Production (Saved by the Edit): You and George are going to see Marcia and George at Work. That much might be enough. DC: 30

[]Investing in the Future: You want to Spend some of that money you made into the company and make the whole thing better DC: ??? (Linetail what you want to invest in, and how much money you want to invest in it)

[]Look for Investors: Not that you need the money now, but maybe you can get people on board with this idea you have. DC: ???


[]Begin Production on Five Dates: Carrie is really wanting to try to film this script…. You are going to find out just how good you are as a producer. And maybe more (Starts Production miniturn) (As Star Wars is beginning it's final post-production, you can now begin)

[]Begin Production on The Kung Fu Kid: You are ready to start producing the movie and find out just how good of a producer you are. (Starts Production miniturn) (As Star Wars is beginning it's final post-production, you can now begin)

[]Begin Production on Marathon Madness: You are ready to start producing the movie and find out just how good of a producer you are (Starts Production miniturn) (As Star Wars is beginning it's final post-production, you can now begin)

[]Begin Production on The Playground: You are ready to start producing the movie and find out just how good of a producer you are (Starts Production miniturn) (As Star Wars is beginning it's final post-production, you can now begin)

[]Distributing Deals: Since you have a Distribution Company, or rather, are one… You can meet the major movie theater companies and strike a Deal with them. Even when you had really nothing to offer them. DC: ???

[]Importing Foreign Films: So… you may have a way to get some films showing in American Theaters. Maybe you can go to other foreign film industries and… well, ask to distribute their films. Sure many of those foreign film companies never expected an American company to distribute their films in the US… but maybe you can get money without producing them. (Linetail where you try to get films from, and if there are any specific films, line tail them below) DC: ???

[]The Ideas of Industry: This action is meant for a write-in to act as a sort of Idea machine for the company. You must detail what you want to do below this action. This action can be taken multiple times.

Personal Actions:

[]The Concert of Queen: So wait… Queen has a concert in the LA Area? And no one told you!? Those fools at the ticket office will pay, you need tickets dammit! DC: 20

[]Patriotic Pants: You are going to see if you can't get some new Boxing shorts… and see if Team USA will let you give them. DC: ???

[]The Olympics with Bruce O'Brian: You are going to finish this story of Olympic might… with the main event. You. As well as take over and do everything you want. DC: 10

[]The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson: Mike had an idea, put you on a late-night TV show and give an interview. You don't see why not? DC: ???

[]And Carrie Begins to Become Awesome: Carrie is willing to work on one of the many pitches you have and write screenplays for them. (Linetail what you want to see if she can… produce)

[]And Carrie Writes from the Heart: Carrie asked for some help with one of her own stories. (Carrie produces her own movie screenplays, and completes the one that she had been working on)

[]A Well-Known Fan: So some really famous person is a fan of yours. Maybe you'll learn who they actually are. DC???

[] Learn to play an instrument: You want to learn how to play something DC: 80 (You have no idea what the hell you are doing.)

[]Investments: You want to invest your hard-earned cash into something that you feel will be a good return on investment. And as well as diversify your assets DC: 0 (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to invest in)

[]The Friendship and Brotherhood of George Lucas: George wants to hang out and have fun. DC: 30

[]The O'Riely Foundation Lobbying: You want California to help the men who have given nearly everything and more to this country. DC: ??? (Linetail how much money you want to throw at it, and what you want from the State)

[]A Charitable Heart: You want to invest your newfound wealth. Maybe even save some lives while you are at it. (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to donate in)
[]Pray: It had been a long time since you went to Mass. You wish for the Lord to give you strength. DC: ???

[]Action Directing: It seems the town has been talking about how much of a beast you are at just being a stunt person. In fact, they knew you were a student of Bruce Lee. And they think you know how to stage and block a fight? Maybe you can DC? ???

[] Do auditions(Movies and TV Shows): You are going to go to some of the casting calls that are in the place where you can find work in. DC: 20(Possibility of only getting a commercial or TV show job, or extra work in a low-budget film)
[]Modeling (High Fashion): So you got a call from a photographer in LA, some no name. But that no name works for Gucci. And he wants you on their next lineup of products. And he needs you to model for him. Which is great… one problem, you have no idea what the hell you are doing. DC: 60

[]Modeling (Advertisements): Thankfully another Call Came in, one from an ad firm. They need you to have some pictures taken so that they are used for saner things. Like selling cars, or ice cream. DC: 40

[]Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.

[] Ask Clint if you can act in a movie of his: You know you want to see if you can act opposite him, for a good time. DC: 40 (Clint wants to work with you.)

[] Gophering, and other signs of stuff: You want to try and learn how work behind the camera works, and what better way than being a gopher. DC: 50 (You have no idea what the hell they were doing, and you have no idea either)

[] Take a walk: Dad always said that the best ways to get inspiration are by walking, talking, and being open-minded. So you'll try that. DC: 10 (You are just going for a walk, what could be really said?)

[]Pitching for Money: So Miss Ball has decided to offer anyone who comes up with a good pitch for a show tens of thousands of dollars. Time to see if you can cash in DC: ??? (Write in Pitch for the CBS Suits to see)

[] Register in a theater: There are quite a few theater troops that are looking for some seasonal help for some play's that the regulars could not get to. Perhaps you can work there for a while. DC: 40 (Everyone wants to be famous here in Hollywood.)

[] Go to a bar or something to make jokes: You wanted to try some comedy, perhaps you can try. even with your shit timing. DC: 40 (Your Lack of comedy chops is going to be something that will bite you.)

[] Practice writing: You want to write something, maybe even a script. At least to learn the craft. DC: 20 (You try your hand at screenwriting, and maybe get something that is worth a damn.)

[]Calling You're Parents: You are going to call your parents and see what they want. DC: 10

[] Research stuff, see if anything piques your interest: You may have graduated High School as a kid, but you never stopped trying to learn. DC: 15 (Write-in what you want to learn about below)
 
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[] Ask Clint if you can act in a movie of his: You know you hate yourself for doing this, but you are going to ask Clint for some help, see if he can give you a role. DC: 40 (Clint may be helping you, but not enough to give you a role in one of his films, or risk his reputation on getting you into a movie without some assurance.)
Shouldn't the text for this be changed because of our new relationship with Clint?

[]And the Last Cowboy:Clint just relaxed on his chair by his pool "So kid, thanks for coming." DC: 10
Also, shouldn't this have been removed?
 
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Just thinking about it gave me a plot bunny that's equal parts science fantasy, space western and xianxia...like if Destiny, (MCU) Guardians of the Galaxy and DragonBall had a bastard child.
Or we could just you know…

Make some damn good western cartoons…
You're right, just having fun with the idea...but because of Tears of the Kingdom, it did remind me about the idea that we preemptively make the Nintendo cartoons before Andy Heywood makes the attempt. I figure that, if done properly, we can Elden Ring this as Ninendo's GRRM, where Bruce works in close concert with Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka to keep things reasonably faithful to their vision, and introduce concepts that would have taken decades to pan out...that, and work on a passion project with Robin Williams on his favorite franchise.

Already have a vague idea that incorporates Sword and Sorcery and Wuxia/Jidaigeki into a vaguely (Wild) Western setting [The Lawless Frontier], where each of the races of Hyrule represents an Eastern classical element: Zora: Water, Gerudo: Earth, Rito: Air, Goron: Fire, Kokiri/Kork: Wood, Hylians: Metal, with the Sheikah and new Zorai representing Yin/Yang due to their nature as vaguely spiritual emissaries to the devine.
Or you know… Get FMA…
That too.
 
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[X] Plan Olympic Spirit
-[X]Post Production (Saved by the Edit): You and George are going to see Marcia and George at Work. That much might be enough. DC: 30
-[X]Distributing Deals: Since you have a Distribution Company, or rather, are one… You can meet the major movie theater companies and strike a Deal with them. Even when you had really nothing to offer them. DC: ???
--[X] Lupin III: Strange Psychokinetic Strategy
-[X]The Concert of Queen: So wait… Queen has a concert in the LA Area? And no one told you!? Those fools at the ticket office will pay, you need tickets dammit! DC: 20
-[X]Patriotic Pants: You are going to see if you can't get some new Boxing shorts… and see if Team USA will let you give them. DC: ???
-[X]The Olympics with Bruce O'Brian: You are going to finish this story of Olympic might… with the main event. You. As well as take over and do everything you want. DC: 10
-[X]And Carrie Writes from the Heart: Carrie asked for some help with one of her own stories. (Carrie produces her own movie screenplays, and completes the one that she had been working on)
-[X]Investments: You want to invest your hard-earned cash into something that you feel will be a good return on investment. And as well as diversify your assets DC: 0 (Linetail what you wish to invest in below this action, and the amount of money you want to invest in)
--[X] Attempt to purchase Iron Lung script from Cat. Offer $50,000 plus a guaranteed 4% of the film's gross earnings.
-[X]Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.
--[X] Train in Boxing. Try to integrate it with the documentary, give America a good show and share with them your passion for the sport.

Okay so here's a plan incorporating mostly Olympic stuff, but also some neat business stuff. Since George is pretty happy and Star Wars is hyped, make sure it crosses the finish line with a great edit.

For distributing deals, I want to see how non-traditional Japanese films can succeed in America with Lupin III. It's January so we can experiment in our selection. Lupin III is a slapstick heist comedy so I think it can fuse well with American audiences. And it's important optics because Lupin III Part 2 is being released next year and if Lupin is a success in the states, perhaps we can convince Lucy to air Lupin III Part 2, and in 78 and 79 we can distribute the Lupin anime films. Really jumpstart the anime invasion.

Hang out with Queen and have a great time with some of our biggest fans.

Get the Apollo pants for cool Rocky support. Also finish off the Olympics with a strong home run focusing on us, which hopefully workout can do while also focusing on improving our body.

Help Carrie and support her creative juices. Since we should presumably not get a 69 roll (Though never say never), then she'll probably write a film for Debbie and we need to be a good son-in-law and make sure that's a success.

In-line with George's support of Lucasfilms expansion, purchase the Iron Lung script. Be a cool little bro for Cat and support her dreams with a generous purchase of her script that can have her family be comfy for the next few years and allow her to write new scripts or continue her book series. Unlike before, we can do this by presenting it as business than pity charity on Cat. Really help establish her as a writer.
 
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[X] Plan The Olympian
-[X] Post Production (Saved by the Edit): You and George are going to see Marcia and George at Work. That much might be enough. DC: 30

-[X] Begin Production on The Kung Fu Kid: You are ready to start producing the movie and find out just how good of a producer you are. (Starts Production miniturn) (As Star Wars is beginning it's final post-production, you can now begin)
-[X] Distributing Deals: Since you have a Distribution Company, or rather, are one… You can meet the major movie theater companies and strike a Deal with them. Even when you had really nothing to offer them. DC: ???
-[X] The Concert of Queen: So wait… Queen has a concert in the LA Area? And no one told you!? Those fools at the ticket office will pay, you need tickets dammit! DC: 20
-[X] Patriotic Pants: You are going to see if you can't get some new Boxing shorts… and see if Team USA will let you give them. DC: ???
-[X] The Olympics with Bruce O'Brian: You are going to finish this story of Olympic might… with the main event. You. As well as take over and do everything you want. DC: 10
-[X] And Carrie Begins to Become Awesome: Carrie is willing to work on one of the many pitches you have and write screenplays for them. (Linetail what you want to see if she can… produce)
--[X] The Final Sakura Blossom
-[X] Workout: A Healthy Mind and a Healthy Body are Key to having a good life, and you have been slacking as of late. Time to hit the workout and discipline, and perhaps, see things differently. DC: 30 Reward: You work out and feel better.
 
Guys if we get that Star Wars Movie at somewhere Close at a Thousand or at it it won't just be The Movie of All time and Century it would something so great that not even MODERN DAY movies can top it would be so influential it can even inspire WHOLE NATIONS on ideas
 
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