"Alright, now that we're finished with the new hire paperwork, I'll lead you to your office. You'll be in room 113 in the B block, so that means you'll be next to... let me see... Runelord Alebeard, Gilathel the Grey Lord, a potted plant that we think is a actually a tree spirit but might just be a regular ficus that we gave an office just in case, the entire contingent from the Gold College, and a halfling that is either practicing unique halfling magic or just really good at smoke rings."
"Next to... all of those?"
"Oh, and Teclis."
"Teclis!?"
"His office just showed up one day, and now none of us can get it to go away."
"..."
"It's really annoying, because that spot used to be a break room."