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It just occurred to me that we could be the spider queen of Sylvania if we cut a deal with the We as Markgraf (or count of Drakenhof or whatever). We bring up a seed colony and help them establish themselves in the forests.

This pulls double duty as we make the forest of Sylvania much safer. (I think sentient giant spiders should outcompete non sentient giant spiders) while also most importantly, making sure that Sylvania (and us) maintain our creep factor.

Edit - We would probably have to make a deal with Belegar that we won't sell the silk. At least while we're alive. Or maybe he won't care as without Mathilde there would be no We for him to bemefit from regardless
 
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It just occurred to me that we could be the spider queen of Sylvania if we cut a deal with the We as Markgraf (or count of Drakenhof or whatever). We bring up a seed colony and help them establish themselves in the forests.

This pulls double duty as we make the forest of Sylvania much safer. (I think sentient giant spiders should outcompete non sentient giant spiders) while also most importantly, making sure that Sylvania (and us) maintain our creep factor.

Edit - We would probably have to make a deal with Belegar that we won't sell the silk. At least while we're alive. Or maybe he won't care as without Mathilde there would be no We for him to bemefit from regardless
That is... a pretty damn cool idea actually.
 
Yes, there are reasons for concern, but it seems like SV has a habit of taking reasons for concern and turning them into complete demonization in rather short order.

Imagine what the thread would be up to if you hadn't posted that snippet of the Throne of Power regaining power. A lot of people would be right on board with Belegar on the "fuck Thorgrim" train.
 
It just occurred to me that we could be the spider queen of Sylvania if we cut a deal with the We as Markgraf (or count of Drakenhof or whatever). We bring up a seed colony and help them establish themselves in the forests.

This pulls double duty as we make the forest of Sylvania much safer. (I think sentient giant spiders should outcompete non sentient giant spiders) while also most importantly, making sure that Sylvania (and us) maintain our creep factor.

Edit - We would probably have to make a deal with Belegar that we won't sell the silk. At least while we're alive. Or maybe he won't care as without Mathilde there would be no We for him to bemefit from regardless
That is... a pretty damn cool idea actually.
but one we might want to wait on until the superstitious locals are a little bit more used to our shenanigans and tomfoolery.

let them get used to Mathy brand weirdness at smaller doses first....

maybe develop goodwill with the coin first as well...

we know the spiders are cool.

but even well-educated people can have a a hard time with normal size spiders.
 
t just occurred to me that we could be the spider queen of Sylvania if we cut a deal with the We as Markgraf (or count of Drakenhof or whatever). We bring up a seed colony and help them establish themselves in the forests.

Is it a bad thing that the 1st thing I though was how would a raised We act? Would it be easier or harder for the necromancer to control?
They do have tgat weird sub stuff they use to communicate and link up.
I mean control as "fine control" not loyalty.
 
Imagine what the thread would be up to if you hadn't posted that snippet of the Throne of Power regaining power. A lot of people would be right on board with Belegar on the "fuck Thorgrim" train.

Tbh, while the thread(I include myself here, I have been guilty of this multiple times) is fast to form negative first impressions, it also tends to not be rash , investigate before acting and be willing to reevaluate. Remember how Borek was handled? Thread's impression was super negative, but even detractors agreed to investigate motives before fully condemning.
 
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I already proposed using the We in the Border Princes to take over stray goblin tribes through piety, thus getting really loyal meatshields to beat up other greenskins.

The appeal in Sylvania es less, because they don't eat zombies. Well, maybe don't
 
Imagine what the thread would be up to if you hadn't posted that snippet of the Throne of Power regaining power. A lot of people would be right on board with Belegar on the "fuck Thorgrim" train.

I'm still on the "fuck Thorgrim" train, but only because I want Mathilde to become the Dawi High Queen.

We should weaponise this trend.

1. Resign from our post as Loremaster of K8P.

2. Use our Dwarf Favour to be appointed as Archmage of Karaz-a-Karak.

3. Use our Belegar-Boon to get Mathilde (who is now a Dwarf and therefore eligible to marry other Dwarves) to marry Thorgrim and become the High Queen-Consort of the Karaz Ankor.

4. Now that we are the Archmage of KaK and Thorgrim is our boss, wait for our "Boss-Killing Aura" to take out Thorgrim.

5. Once Thorgrim is down for the count, claim the Throne of Eternity as Queen-Regent of Thorgrim's heir.

6. As Queen-Regent, Thorgrim's heir is technically our "boss" too.

7. Wait for the Boss-Killing Aura to take out Thorgrim's heir and become the sole undisputed ruler of the Karaz Ankor.
 
also, they didn't have a fun time travelling overland from one karak to the other.

the full journey across the border princes, up the through rivers, and then over land all the way to striland might be a bit stressful for them.

and gyrocarrges are not that big.
 
Imagine what the thread would be up to if you hadn't posted that snippet of the Throne of Power regaining power. A lot of people would be right on board with Belegar on the "fuck Thorgrim" train.
A lot of us were already on that train from the very instant we met Thorgrim and had his "if you can hold out we can double the harvest of avenged grudges", let alone by the point of "Die Well".

I still think he's a misguided eejit who's too obsessed with secrecy, and that had he been more willing to talk he would have realised it was theoretically possible to recover one of the power sources.
 
I already proposed using the We in the Border Princes to take over stray goblin tribes through piety, thus getting really loyal meatshields to beat up other greenskins.

The appeal in Sylvania es less, because they don't eat zombies. Well, maybe don't

From my perspective the Sylvania option appeals to be more if i'm honest simply through their themeing. Vampires, spiders and bats just go together.

The we also seem to need or greatly benefit from protection in their early stages of development. Something we can easily provide in Sylvania but would be much more difficult to do when we ourselves are also struggling to become established
 
It just occurred to me that we could be the spider queen of Sylvania if we cut a deal with the We as Markgraf (or count of Drakenhof or whatever). We bring up a seed colony and help them establish themselves in the forests.

This pulls double duty as we make the forest of Sylvania much safer. (I think sentient giant spiders should outcompete non sentient giant spiders) while also most importantly, making sure that Sylvania (and us) maintain our creep factor.

but one we might want to wait on until the superstitious locals are a little bit more used to our shenanigans and tomfoolery.

let them get used to Mathy brand weirdness at smaller doses first....


Ah I can see the Scene now, Mathilde arrives at her new fief, and meets with the people to see what they want her to do to help them

Mathilde: "So what do you need? Do you want me to hunt down Vampires, improve Quality of Life, Spiders, or do you want me to work on improving defenses?"

Random Peasant: "Spiders?"

Mathilde: "SPIDERS IT IS!"
 
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I already proposed using the We in the Border Princes to take over stray goblin tribes through piety, thus getting really loyal meatshields to beat up other greenskins.

The appeal in Sylvania es less, because they don't eat zombies. Well, maybe don't
the We are big, but I don't know if they can fight an Arachnarok Queen (or 10) for goblin god-hood.



Also, People are forgetting the Waaah field of 'clap if you believe'

Not a small chance that it will fuck with the WE's mind (minds?) if that shit is pointed at them regularly in the form of goblin worship.
 
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To everyone shaking their fist at the Sigmarites for various reasons, at least try to consider things from other perspectives. 'They inserted their own agents into Stirland's council who pursued their own agendas!' So did the Emperor's Spymaster. So did Talabecland. Mathilde was an agent for the Lahmians. 'They're occupied with internal squabbles!' They're concerned that a nonhuman polity is wiping out entire villages in Nordland, and that Middenland opted to help them do so. 'They didn't help Belegar!' Go reread Kazador's reaction to a messenger from Belegar until he realized that there's actually momentum to this reconquest attempt.
Giving absolutely no support to Belegar's "doomed bid" is not what you'd expect, but it's also understandable if you consider it suicide. Which we absolutely would if there wasn't a protagonist involved.

However, everything we saw about the leadership of the Church of Sigmar while we were in Abelhelm's Council was shockingly bad. They didn't just send a spy, they sent Kasmir. Before he got his character development, his monofocus on Sigmar and seeming desire to replace Morr's preachers with Sigmarites in institutions were an outright liability. It's more sabotage than what the actual Lahmian Agent did!
I mean, if Kasmir had distrusted local Faiths because of the local chaos cult which had infiltrated the palace, then that's understandable. But as far as I could see, he just didn't like them because of the usual inter-faith infighting which he decided to bring to Sylvania. If not for Abelhelm's efforts, then Kasmir would have been staffing the army with Sigmarites slowly brought in from halfway across the Empire, instead of using the existing local cults who're actually from the area and were sometimes already on the job.

And when Roswita came in, they sent in someone even worse than Kasmir! Kasmir was all about inter-faith infighting, but at least he was an actual battle-priest and healer! Meanwhile they sent a pure loremaster/socialite priest into a warzone instead of sending someone with immediately useful and sorely-needed skills, because that's a great decision!

This + the Sigmar supremacists we saw early on (who beat up people in the street for being insufficiently Sigmarite) may have slightly coloured the thread's image of the current leadership of Sigmar's Church. They come across as a lot more focused on their own political position than on actually fighting back against the Vampires.

Imagine what the thread would be up to if you hadn't posted that snippet of the Throne of Power regaining power. A lot of people would be right on board with Belegar on the "fuck Thorgrim" train.
To be entirely fair, there's basically no way for us (or Belegar) to guess what's really going on with the information that isn't so top-secret that it's known only to Thorgrim.
If Thorgrim doesn't want people to think he's a depressive madman dragging his entire nation down the drain with him, maybe he should try not adopting that as his public persona? And then not expecting people to immediately assume that there's some OCP that justifies his weirder-seeming decisions?

Except the "die well" decision. That was just rude and dumb, but it was dumb in a way that's mostly unconnected to his other flaws and circumstances.
Tbh, while the thread(I include myself here, I have been guilty of this multiple times) is fast to form negative first impressions, it also tends to not be rash , investigate before acting and be willing to reevaluate. Remember how Borek was handled? Thread's impression was super negative, but even detractors agreed to investigate motives before fully condemning.
>Johann sus
[Investigates]
>I will treasure my golden magic jock forever and we will go on chaotic adventures together!
 
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They didn't just send a spy, they sent Kasmir.

The Spymaster sent an embezzler, Talabecland sent a coward, the Colleges sent a spy for the Vampires, and the sop to the locals was shockingly incompetent and naive.

And when Roswita came in, they sent in someone even worse than Kasmir! Kasmir was all about inter-faith infighting, but at least he was an actual battle-priest and healer! Meanwhile they sent a pure loremaster/socialite priest into a warzone instead of sending someone with immediately useful and sorely-needed skills, because that's a great decision!

It was a warzone because Roswita made it one. Even Alkharad only got tetchy because Roswita went after his supply lines. The expected thing to do would have been to consolidate the lands that Abelhelm took, and in that case you absolutely want someone capable of setting up a religious infrastructure from scratch, not someone who can crack skulls.

This is exactly the sort of thing I'm talking about.
 
To everyone shaking their fist at the Sigmarites for various reasons, at least try to consider things from other perspectives. 'They inserted their own agents into Stirland's council who pursued their own agendas!' So did the Emperor's Spymaster. So did Talabecland. Mathilde was an agent for the Lahmians. 'They're occupied with internal squabbles!' They're concerned that a nonhuman polity is wiping out entire villages in Nordland, and that Middenland opted to help them do so. 'They didn't help Belegar!' Go reread Kazador's reaction to a messenger from Belegar until he realized that there's actually momentum to this reconquest attempt.

Yes, there are reasons for concern, but it seems like SV has a habit of taking reasons for concern and turning them into complete demonization in rather short order.
Granted, they laid siege to our home (and the homes of all those like us) for 15 long years, only 55 years ago. They probably want us all dead.

Of course, the flip side of that is that the wiki has this to say about the Night of a Thousand Arcane Duels:
The Storm of Magic increased the power at the command of the wizards tenfold. At this time, the duel for Supreme Patriarch became an all out war between the colleges. Arcane Fulcrums appeared around the college buildings, and the magisters brought out spells, artifacts, and war machines only usable during Storms of Magic. Members of the Bright Order hurled sheets of flame at their enemies, while the Light College brought out their Luminarks of Hysh. The trees of the Jade College seemed to come to life, strangling any rival wizard who dared trespass. Amber Wizards bound griffons to their will, using them to assault the Celestial College. The astromancers retaliated by summoning meteor showers onto their foes. The Grey Order called upon the Knights of Judgement, a Knightly Order allied with them. Albrecht Hauptman, an Amethyst Wizard, summoned ghosts to fight his enemies. Other amethyst wizards denounced him as a Necromancer, and the Amethyst Order descended into infighting.

Those were some crazy days.
 
I think the real issue is that certain Sigmarites don't understand that the Unity of Sigmars Empire includes the worshippers of other gods.
 
the We are big, but I don't know if they can fight an Arachnarok Queen (or 10) for goblin god-hood.



Also, People are forgetting the Waaah field of 'clap if you believe'

Not a small chance that it will fuck with the WE's mind (minds?) if that shit is pointed at them regularly in the form of goblin worship.

That's why we help them! The egg-layers are not fighters, but they might very well have a mounted canon or runed dwarven ballista. And that would be the evil spooder killer.

The Waagh field, though, that is something that I can't even begin to speculate. Would they be affected? Would they affet the gobbos? Who knows? Greenskin logic is weird.
 
Ah I can see the Scene now, Mathilde arrives at her new fief, and meets with the people to see what they want her to do to help them

Mathilde: "So what do you need? Do you want me to hunt down Vampires, improve Quality of Life, Spiders, or do you want me to work on improving defenses?"

Random Peasant: "Spiders?"

Mathilde: "SPIDERS IT IS!"
Well here is an idea, we find a proper cave near the various dangerous giant bat colonies. Bring a We see group to set up there and help them to slowly take over the Bat caves in exchange for letting the local humans mine the guano that has likely built up in them for who knows how long.
 
Talabecland sent a coward
I literally never noticed this. I'd always just assumed that he was normal. Is the EC's infrastructure-builder person meant to be a combat position or something? Would things have gone better if he'd been less afraid to work on a road getting raided by intangible ghost monsters or whatever?

The Spymaster sent an embezzler
Fair point. That's actually a lot worse than sending Kasmir.

The expected thing to do would have been to consolidate the lands that Abelhelm took
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All that we know about the Van Hals is "they're warrior-nerds who all dedicate their lives to vampire-smashing generation after generation" (which suggests Roswita might keep going on the attack just like she did) and "they were famous traitors a while back" (which suggests the Church shouldn't be helping Roswita, but should be investigating her).
Hm. It's probably for the best that they decided not to base their reaction on the known history of the family :D
 
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