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If the batteries were still being drained faster than they were filled, the alarm wouldn't have stopped. Given that the alarm had been blaring for 185 years.
Or it pushed the reserves into an acceptable not deafing the High King level, thorugh i do think Eight Peaks is likely to be large enough a nexus boost the charging into a positive.
 
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If we use the protector face while in Ulthuan would that make all the elves aware of any Druchii we kill?

My guess on how the Protector would work while on the Elfcation is that the Shadow Warriors would see the message of "Mathilde's cool" as coming from Loec, and thus while they wouldn't "fall for it" in terms of being subconsciously affected, would still see it as a very good form of vouching for her character.
 
Or it pushed the reserves into an acceptable not deafing the High King level.
I'm pretty confident that the alarm was going "the power for the RoV is draining from the reserves", given that it evidently started immediately with Karak Vlag's disappearance. If the alarm has stopped, that means that there is sufficient power from the network to keep the RoV going.
 
Mathilde is incredibly subtle. You just don't realise it.

You see a Grey Wizard and you expect and prepare for intrigue, maybe a knife in the dark. Then Mathilde kicks down your door in the middle of the day, with a Throng of Dwarfen rangers and when you scramble to respond she summons a dragon on top of you.

The subtlety is in how incredibly unsubtle it is.

I mean there's that, but there's also the fact this Dwarf who likes to read the Liber Mortis and translate Demonically descended languages in her spare time somehow infiltrated her way up to being both a Lady Magister of the Empire and be Godmother to the likely future Emperor, all the while living in a literal Doom Mountain. Mathilde's subtlety has layers.

Really, are the other Lord Magisters even trying?
 
I mean there's that, but there's also the fact this Dwarf who likes to read the Liber Mortis and translate Demonically descended languages in her spare time somehow infiltrated her way up to being both a Lady Magister of the Empire and be Godmother to the likely future Emperor, all the while living in a literal Doom Mountain. Mathilde's subtlety has layers.

Really, are the other Lord Magisters even trying?

Honestly, I think we are grandmasters of subtlety. No joke, we have been using one of the most subtle techniques ever. The Kansas City Shuffle.

While they are focused on what we do overtly, they do not notice what we do NOT overtly .
 
This is all just a prelude to Mathild's latest Paper: A True, Firsthand Account of the Repercussions of Reckless Efficacy Against the Enemies of Order

Complete with a five page rant about how everything is Ranald's fault how fucking dare.
 
I'm pretty confident that the alarm was going "the power for the RoV is draining from the reserves", given that it evidently started immediately with Karak Vlag's disappearance. If the alarm has stopped, that means that there is sufficient power from the network to keep the RoV going.
Wasn't it implied that it was ringing before?, did Thorgrim heard it when he put on the Crown?, and i recall he mention it as a possible part of why his uncle was eager to die.
 
...Oh shit, I just had a thought. This is a public announcement, right? Has to be if they want it largely recognized that Mathilde is actually a dwarf, for whatever reason. Which means they're straight up telling people we're a Ranald worshiper. Everybody will know. The College can't do that whole "only recognize you after death" thing, unless they want to call the entire Karaz Ankor liars, and Mathilde can't be ambiguous about her faith. And considering the Dwarves both called a grudge on him but also sorta kinda forgave him immediately with clear approval of Mathilde in general—and thus tacit approval of him—I can just imagine the religious political situation around Ranald suddenly becoming a total clusterfuck. Like, Sigmarites might actually be inclined to support Ranaldites now, since they support the dwarves who might support them. The there's everybody else...
On one hand, Reiner Starke has been driven to drink. On the other hand, Heidi is laughing herself sick.
 
So, I think there is another angle to this that most people aren't talking about.

The way people talk about gods in thread, it seems pretty accepted that belief shapes capability and, to a degree, motivation of gods.

The Dwarfs have declared that Ranald doesn't just steal souls, but that he does it often enough to play silly buggers by doing things like sticking dwarfs in humans.

What does that imply about the souls of people sacrificed to chaos or to some druchii's dark ritual?

To be clear, I think that if Ranald could steal those souls from chaos or destruction, He would have been doing it already. But the God of luck needs opportunities, and desperate people who hear about the god who steals souls are going to be looking to give those opportunities.

How many people changed by warpstone are going to hold out against chaos better, because they know Ranald has pulled this con before? How many parents are going to steep their mutant kids in Ranaldite lore, because the alternatives are leaving them in the woods or burning them alive? How many people in Hashut slave pits have been taught all their lives that they belong to Hashut and that even death is no escape might decide to charge their masters with a fire in their eyes and a cry of Ranald on their lips, because what do they have to lose?

Again, I think this is already happening, not often, but happening without us. And I don't think that this incident will make the above common, but I do think that it will make it more likely, and here is where it gets funny to me.

If leaning into the lie makes the above more common, you could argue that doing so isn't just approved of by Ranald, but obligatory. And of course it would be downright unpious to not take full advantage of any benefits of doing so.

TL:DR - The proper response to this nonsense by Mathilda is to think it's bullshit but roll with it anyway and you can't convince me otherwise.

I regret I have but one like to give this. This is a beautiful description of what-could-be, and I adore the visuals and optimistic ideal that Ranald could impart.

Unfortunately, this is Warhammer and thus we can't have nice things. But damned if I wish that couldn't be the case, just for one man in the Hashut slave pits or in the deep woods of the Drakwald. :(
 
Wasn't it implied that it was ringing before?, did Thorgrim heard it when he put on the Crown?, and i recall he mention it as a possible part of why his uncle was eager to die.
Thorgrim was of the opinion that the disappearance of Karak Vlag + Dum causing the Runes to fail is why his uncle died of wounds he should have survived.

Presumably, the alarm would have started when Vlag was pulled into it's bubble.
 
I mean there's that, but there's also the fact this Dwarf who likes to read the Liber Mortis and translate Demonically descended languages in her spare time somehow infiltrated her way up to being both a Lady Magister of the Empire and be Godmother to the likely future Emperor, all the while living in a literal Doom Mountain. Mathilde's subtlety has layers.

Really, are the other Lord Magisters even trying?
That's the issue right there. They're trying too hard. Mathilde has stopped trying. She just does.

Action of thought is the sign of true mastery (and also of fools, but it's said Ranald loves those best).
 
Please guys, let's resist publishing 'Humblebrag: The Paper'.

Well at least until Mathilde returns the Phoenix Crown or destroys the black pyramid or something.


Speaking of that, if Mathilde ever wants to go out with a bang, the second secret of Dhar used on the entire black pyramid at once could be... well it might break the planet but besides that, it would probably kill Nagash.
 
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Thorgrim was of the opinion that the disappearance of Karak Vlag + Dum causing the Runes to fail is why his uncle died of wounds he should have survived.

Presumably, the alarm would have started when Vlag was pulled into it's bubble.
Could be, How long was the time difference?, it should have been long enough for his uncle to believe that they were forever lost, with no chance of reclamation, or he believed reclamation will have no chance from the beginning.
I took the meaning as his uncle losing the will to fight on because his Empire was doomed, not that the failing runes caused his death.
 
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Please guys, let's resist publishing 'Humblebrag: The Paper'.

Well at least until Mathilde returns the Pheonix Crown or destroys the black pyramid or something.


Speaking of that, if Mathilde ever wants to go out with a bang, the second secret of Dhar used on the entire black pyramid at once could be... well it might break the planet but besides that, it would probably kill Nagash.

Honestly, we are at the point we do not need to humblebrag.

Everyone will know our name before the turn's end.
 
Please guys, let's resist publishing 'Humblebrag: The Paper'.

Well at least until Mathilde returns the Phoenix Crown or destroys the black pyramid or something.


Speaking of that, if Mathilde ever wants to go out with a bang, the second secret of Dhar used on the entire black pyramid at once could be... well it might break the planet but besides that, it would probably kill Nagash.

I fail to see how this paper in any way qualifies as "humble"
Paper Title: Look At What I Did To This Lost Dwarf Karak
Subject: This Lost Dwarf Karak I Found
How To Reproduce: Just Look For Lost Dwarf Karaks Better Than Teclis And Volans Did, IF YOU CAN YOU FILTHY CASUAL
 
Presumably the real paper would feel like a small flight school meme to the readers in the college.

'Just have the best mage sight in the continent and state secrets you can't tell? Ok then...'
 
A grey wizard and a master thief.

So, of course, if the grey wizard is not particularly a thief, it might behoove them to go and procure the services of a professional.

I hear halflings excel in that line of work.
Gotta have a burglar for your Dwarf-home reclaimations.

in other words, Ulgu is chocolate milk. and the polar rifts are cows, thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Hold on, could this mean that Beastmen, or at least Minotaurs, are descended from Polar Cows?

Mathilde is incredibly subtle. You just don't realise it.

You see a Grey Wizard and you expect and prepare for intrigue, maybe a knife in the dark. Then Mathilde kicks down your door in the middle of the day, with a Throng of Dwarfen rangers and when you scramble to respond she summons a dragon on top of you.

The subtlety is in how incredibly unsubtle it is.
She's very Oinkbane the Deadly in how she goes about things.

My guess on how the Protector would work while on the Elfcation is that the Shadow Warriors would see the message of "Mathilde's cool" as coming from Loec, and thus while they wouldn't "fall for it" in terms of being subconsciously affected, would still see it as a very good form of vouching for her character.
My dream is for Mathilde and Alith Anar to meet during Elfcation, and then Loec and Ranald start bragging at each other about how their favored mortal is more awesome, while the two of them just awkwardly stand there.
 
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