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Magister Mathilde Weber adapting the spell Skywalk for use in Fog Path, 2485 (colourized):
I didn't even realize Skywalk had that much stuff to strip out!
Magister Mathilde Weber adapting the spell Skywalk for use in Fog Path, 2485 (colourized):
Boney made a comment about tortured logic in spell design:Why in the fuck does the thread resemble the inside of a mexican restaurant today
And the thread didn't have a vote to chew on while waiting for Part 2 of the turn, so it went mad instead.A rule of thumb for any magic ideas: if you could use the exact same justification to create a delicious burrito, you're probably on the wrong track. This applies to spells that might confuse reality about whether or not you are holding a delicious burrito in your hand, to spells that blur the lines between an empty plate and a plate that holds a delicious burrito, and to spells that make reality forget that you have not visited a Mexican food truck recently.
Because madness is best channelled into paths that are spicy and delicious.Why in the fuck does the thread resemble the inside of a mexican restaurant today
Why in the fuck does the thread resemble the inside of a mexican restaurant today
Hmm. All we need is a mariachi band. I wonder where we could get one.Why in the fuck does the thread resemble the inside of a mexican restaurant today
"...at the bottom of this page the handwriting changes. She broke from her neatly formatted list and scrawled, in big letters, 'YO QUIERO TONGS', then circled it a few times. What do you suppose that means?"The Grey Order is going to send someone to make sure we haven't gone dark and even they look at our research notes it's just a taco bell menu.
The Grey Order is going to send someone to make sure we haven't gone dark and when they look at our research notes it's just a taco bell menu.
"I've heard she's been interested in romance lately... perhaps it's simply a misspelling?""...at the bottom of this page the handwriting changes. She broke from her neatly formatted list and scrawled, in big letters, 'YO QUIERO TONGS', then circled it a few times. What do you suppose that means?"
Well, we've already come up with a theory linking each ingredient to a wind of magic, so...I'm half-expecting to open this thread later and find that, somehow, the thread has concocted a burrito recipe integrating all the winds of magic, Ranald's blessing, dwarven runework, and the goop that Panoramia and the halflings have been feeding to their livestock.
Magister Mathilde Weber adapting the spell Skywalk for use in Fog Path, 2485 (colourized):
Magister Mathilde Weber adapting the spell Skywalk for use in Fog Path, 2485 (colourized):
We should get Halfling mariachis.Hmm. All we need is a mariachi band. I wonder where we could get one.
...In related news, I have a new theory about what anoqeyan sounds like.
...okay, I'm not sure if this is you actually teasing the next chapter, or a response to something mentioned in thread discussion given your recent egging on for the burrito madness. Someone please clarify if I missed something?
...Oh my. That will certainly be fun to see.
So....like this?"You know how Ulgu gets wibbly when you're pulling on just enough of it that the shadows start to quiver?"
"Wibbly?"
"Sideways-upwards from reality."
"Oh, that tugging?"
"Yes, like a stutter. You need to grab it during that and pull. Not a yank, just a long, steady pull. And don't pull into you, pull towards you and then let the inflow do the rest."
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"No, you're twisting it. Feel the unevenness there? That fraying?"
"Just here?"
"No, a moment ago. While you were condensing on the other side."
"That flow's been steady the entire time, why's it only now playing up?"
"That flow's been waiting the entire time."
Mathilde decided removed it, so as to not tip people off about her master plan....How is it possible that I can't find a Mariachi cover of Waterloo on youtube? I didn't think it was possible to not find a cover of a song in a given style.
It goes way beyond that. The fog of war isn't an objective thing. Sun Tzu's scouting was absolute trash compared to a modern military's recon satellites and sigint, but compared to his opponents it was enough to make him a legend. The fog of war is like running away from a bear: you don't have to know everything to win, you just have to know more than the other guy. And so on the one side Mathilde builds up her own knowledge with the huge library and the MAPP and the cartography room and the Windsight and the avatar senses, and on the other side she denies knowledge to her opponents with fog and invisibility and fear spells and impossible strategic movements and subtly punning and wearing the Witch Hunter hat and carrying a disappearing sword and Ranald's intervention and Wolf scaring people even though he's a big softy. Information gain is only half the story. Mathilde's schtick is information asymmetry. It doesn't matter how much she knows. It only matters that she knows more than you.((Also, as a separate but related comment... When somebody made posts about how Melkoth's confusion of his age, and Algard's dimensional desk, were probably little things and quirks that relate to their big elements and affinities for Ulgu... I thought to myself: "Huh. Aha, does that mean that for Mathilde, the quick she is (probably) going to have... is having maps and magical-maps everywhere? Her rooms and places will have magical maps or updating maps, or normal maps." She already uses loves to use MMAP whenever she can.)) (I'm really excited for the Cartographer Project idea again, now. Because it could be Mathilde's equivalent of Algard's Screaming Towers. Not in effect or cost to build or impact on the enemy or anything like that. But in how it would be an example of Mathilde's specialty and niche for Ulgu. A representation of your specialty.)