Voted best in category in the Users' Choice awards.
Wait, that was a vampire?!

Where was that quote...

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Well, hmm. Not to put too fine a point on it, but Selena Reiva has been on-screen for precisely three updates now. In that time she has:
  1. Demonstrated an aura of deathly magic best described as a 'one-woman graveyard'
  2. Featured prominently in disturbing dreams of cities drowning in blood
  3. Expressed a fondness for dressing in red and going out and about while under a series of parasols and other coverings, including on a custom-made boat
  4. Flaunted her collection of minions, high society connections and access, including a wonderful new bright wizard
  5. Gotten involved in some kind of deadly contest with a verified vampire who knows her by name, who she arranged to have killed
  6. Displayed some alarm at the idea that her new employee could tell who was and was not a vampire at a glance and, of course
  7. Made suggestive comments about how tasty Erika looked while close enough to be almost kissing her neck.

@BoneyM will doubtless be delighted to have external confirmation that no amount of deliberate narrative framing guarantees that your voters will pick up on what you do or don't consider a blatant clue about something or other. You could have written the scene with Johann to be like five times as romantically explicit and gotten the same result.

( @Omicron once wrote a scene where an update ended with his protagonist following their boss/love interest into the bedroom and closing the door behind them and some people still didn't get it)
 
fairly significant increase in the worship of Karnos, the local God of the Hunt. Unusual, but as he's not proscribed and seems relatively harmless, it's probably not anything to worry about.
So I guess Kurnous is next ot the Troubles?
Is he salty due to those elven converts?
To have caught a glimpse of the Ancestor Gods themselves as they performed one of their greatest acts must have been overwhelming to someone that had never felt the touch of divinity.
Look at Mathilde mentally flexing on the number and variety of divine experiences she's already had.
But we did it. We took back Karak Eight Peaks. And we're sitting on enough Skaven artifacts and technology to pump out papers for the next decade."

"We did it," you echo with a smile.
Ahh Romance. What could be more romantic than retaking a lost Hold and sitting on a decade of research materials?
 
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Where was that quote...



@BoneyM will doubtless be delighted to have external confirmation that no amount of deliberate narrative framing guarantees that your voters will pick up on what you do or don't consider a blatant clue about something or other. You could have written the scene with Johann to be like five times as romantically explicit and gotten the same result.

( @Omicron once wrote a scene where an update ended with his protagonist following their boss/love interest into the bedroom and closing the door behind them and some people still didn't get it)
I know how this sounds, but I was, in fact, joking. :V
 
The only other oddity is reports from Talabecland that there's been a fairly significant increase in the worship of Karnos, the local God of the Hunt. Unusual, but as he's not proscribed and seems relatively harmless, it's probably not anything to worry about.
Oh, boy. Hunters are generally pretty low on the totem pole of economic security - they get a great deal of food and pelts from a successful hunt, but many hunts aren't successful which leads to long stretches of no income interspersed with big hauls. Normally it'd be fine, because Talabecland is a major crossroads for trade in the Empire and that creates a base cash flow to even things out. However, a Marienburg embargo is gonna hit people who rely on consistent trade quite hard - there'd still be trade internal to the Empire to work with of course, but reduced volumes would create a pinch that'd hit middlemen the hardest.

So then there'd be a pile of hardscrabble people who's main way to make money is to run around in the wilderness with a weapon falling on especially hard times, right in the middle of the Empire - perfect for causing and increasing tensions between provinces should they turn to banditry.

I'm not saying this is a Marienburg plot, but it could be them shifting things around to set up deniable assets for later - and even if it isn't, it'll still play into their hands to improve their leverage if and when they declare an embargo.
 
and she's already a Grandmaster at being Mathilde.
Grandmaster and Founder of the Clan, you might say?
He hesitates a moment longer. "The First Mine, under the Citadel? The Priest took me to visit it as part of my training. I was supposed to meditate in there, but I was curious, and it turns out trace amounts of gromril left behind by a miner counts as 'creation'.
Johann, meditating:
Fidget
roll shoulders
open third eye
close eye
start tapping thigh
try to settle
adjust posture
look around at holy mineshaft.
"Hmm. I wonder..."
Touch!

(I can empathise, I have terrible trouble stilling my mind for meditation too.)
To have caught a glimpse of the Ancestor Gods themselves as they performed one of their greatest acts must have been overwhelming to someone that had never felt the touch of divinity.
Mathilde, narrating. "But for me, it was Tuesday."
:V
 
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I'm so jealous of the dwarves, by the way. They have their big party 3.5 times a year (every hundreds days)? On top of the festivals for the other Ancestor-Gods? That's even better than Eid, which is sort of twice a year, and the "work to deserve the party" Eid requires is significantly harder than a single afternoon spent mining!
Of course the Ancestor-Gods are so widely worshiped among Dwarves. No other religion comes with this sort of benefits!

( @Omicron once wrote a scene where an update ended with his protagonist following their boss/love interest into the bedroom and closing the door behind them and some people still didn't get it)
To be entirely fair, IIRC they'd been platonically sharing a cave for weeks beforehand. If you'd missed the previous ship-teasing, that choice could have been interpreted as "stick with her because she's been useful, or leave now that she's entering the more dangerous big leagues?"
 
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Having properly woken up and gotten to reading, I must say I really appreciate the slow going with the romance. Aside from allowing other competitors a chance, it also feels like something Mathilde might have picked up from her romance books, the Dwarf ones especially would have lots of build up in a similar way.
So .... what happens if an undead being tries to walk inside of the Holy Sword of the Dwarven Deity of protecting the Underworld?
Wolf stared at the pile of ash that had once been an intruder. Two legs never did learn. Having chuffed sufficiently at the foolishness of what was once an undead infiltrator, he set off to find a brush.
 
Ranald : dunno if the way she is breaking my scriptures with this much gusto is offensive to me or actually perfectly within my domain.

Well, we know that Theurgy and Miracles work by throwing Magic at a deity and then they throw it back as Divine Energy, so, to make it up to him, once we learn Theurgy and get used to throwing energy at Ranald, every night before we go to sleep we'll just throw him some Ulgu as a gift.

"Here's you're allowance Ranald, make sure not to spend it all in one place."

Ranald: This is a deliberate insult.

Image of Ranald putting the Magic, seen metaphorically as coins here, in his pockets.

Ranald: I am fine with this, she pretty consistently insults me, it amuses me.
 
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would it be possible to mix the fate of visions of the origins of the metal of the golden mage and that of the smoked card of Mathilde to be able to show the dwarves the three ancestors who mine?
And if so would the dwarves appreciate it?
 
He was probably quite put out by that. Had a dramatic reveal ready and everything, and then Gazul pulled history's biggest kill-steal.
I mentally imagine him being impressed at that beardling king for not needing him. So he says some congratulatory words to the beardling "not even needing him" and wanders off. Naturally, Belgar figures out who he was the instant after he vanishes, and is left wondering if he's really the White Dwarf.
 
Johann, Beat Poet
Johann, Beat Poet meditating:

Clear blue sky
Clear blue sky
Start tapping thigh
Sigh
No, I must try
Clear blue sky
My throat is dry
Open third eye
wonder why
this shaft is so high
...I should not pry
Perhaps if I'm sly
What would happen if I...
TOUCH
...
...oh my

I don't really know if that's anything like beat poetry, but I regretted the non-rhyming version when I posted it, so.
 
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Well, we know that Theurgy and Miracles work by throwing Magic at a deity and then they throw it back as Divine Energy, so, to make it up to him, once we learn Theurgy and get used to throwing energy at Ranald, every night before we go to sleep we'll just throw him some Ulgu as a gift.

"Here's you're allowance Ranald, make sure not to spend it all in one place."

Ranald: This is a deliberate insult.

Image of Ranald putting the Magic, seen metaphorically as coins here, in his pockets.

Ranald: I am fine with this, she pretty consistently insults me, it amuses me.
Ranald, the only god where backtalk, sass and passive-aggressiveness from his followers are not only allowed but encouraged.

because it means he doesn't have to feel bad when he kicks them in the shins for shits and giggles back.
 
Ranald, the only god where backtalk, sass and passive-aggressiveness from his followers are not only allowed but encouraged.

because it means he doesn't have to feel bad when he kicks them in the shins for shits and giggles back.
Recall that Mathilde has a very personal, direct and possibly unique relationship with Ranald, quite different from other faithful, one without even the usual structures and strictures of a priest.
 
Recall that Mathilde has a very personal, direct and possibly unique relationship with Ranald, quite different from other faithful, one without even the usual structures and strictures of a priest.
Isn't 'Close, Personal Friend' literally a fanaticism character trait you can pick up in the RPG books?

The only difference between us and the person who thinks their pigeon is Sigmar seems to be that we can use magic to reinforce our hallucinations. :V
 
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Preamble: Today was my first day of work. The following responses are all from before I read the latest chapter because I wanted to rather add my two cents late than never.

Astoundingly difficult to impossible, since neither is fixed in place, Smoke and Mirrors is made to teleport the caster, not arbitrary objects, and fabric is difficult to enchant at the best of times.
I always had the feeling that Smoke and Mirrors isn't about arbitrary teleportation. It's about specifically confusing teleportation that's actually about your opponent/observer thinking that you are at one place when you aren't there.
Yes but only three-four peoples plans ever win.

So whilst the power to make plans exists for every one in principle, in practice not really?
If my plan can win, anyone's can. It's really not about who makes a plan. It's about what type of stuff is included and when in the voting cycle it appears.

tl;dr ~ become Dragon.
The bigger issue is the necessary time commitment for making and fighting for a plan.
I actually didn't do much fighting, especially at first. I just perfectly aligned with the nerd wisdom of "Be yourself, except if you could be..." :p
Logistics +5 - Extensive Imperial / Extensive Dwarven / Skaven
Tactics +5 - Extensive Imperial / Extensive Dwarven / Skaven
@BoneyM Does the fact that the only books Mathilde has read on Tactics and Logistics are the Liber Mortis and Skaven source books skew her understanding of things at all? Also, do those Skaven Tactics and Logistics books only speak of their own application of those things, (since they are not extensive), maybe even only in the context of battles against other Skaven (since those matter more to them than battles against inferior surface dwellers) or do they include notes on how they understand Dwarf, Human or Greenskin functionality?
Philosophy and Mystery Cults. And Jades were Druids, Ambers were Shamans.
What about the Bright Order? In a way they seem to me like the ones with the least amount of clearly defined tradition in their pre-Teclisian past. Mostly just random people who noticed they could do magic stuff and had their minds immediately go to "destroy stuff with fire", "power stuff with fire" or "make stuff with fire". Because let's be honest, those are pretty obvious ideas to come to mind when you notice that you can summon metaphysical energy into existence and don't want to dawdle around with concepts and shit.
The Commissariat of Public Works and Reclamations is charged with maintaining the canals, the great flood wall and the breakwater. Headed by the Dwarf Waltonius Joken Fooger,a cousin of Director Fooger, it is the source of large contracts for the city's labour guilds and architects. Though hotly denied by the commissariat's public relations office, it is an open secret that Commissioner Fooger favours whoever gives him the last and best bribe, which has led some to call him "Goldbeard" behind his back.
I always was curious how much of the Karaz Ankor Dawi behavior and virtues was socialized as opposed to racially ingrained. Makes one think if a Dawi-zarr style society could have arisen even if Chaos wasn't inherently corrupting and mutation-inducing.

Also, who is Director Fooger? Did the Foogers get a seat through being a top ten merchant or otherwise?
The duel is anything goes, probably because wizard ego says that magical skill will win the day no matter what gewgaws are deployed. If someone pulls an Elder Scrolls and becomes Supreme Patriarch without using magic, they'll probably introduce some rules.
How do these kinds of duels usually end? Is one of the two dying a common result or is killing one if the most powerful assets of the Empire as frowned upon as it should be, with even proud Supreme Patriarchs knowing to bow out rather than risk that?
 
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Isn't 'Close, Personal Friend' literally a fanaticism character trait you can pick up in the RPG books?

The only difference between us and the person who thinks their pigeon is Sigmar seems to be that we can use magic to reinforce our hallucinations. :V

Well, we are literally more fanatic than most priests and most zealots, judging by our faith stat.

Its just that we are fanatic towards Ranald, so it cancels itself out :p

(jokes aside, I do believe that spirituality and faith =/= fanaticism, and a good QM could write a high faith character to most gods without making a fanatic, but I couldn't resist the joke.)
 
@BoneyM Does the fact that the only books Mathilde has read on Tactics and Logistics are the Liber Mortis and Skaven source books skew her understanding of things at all? Also, do those Skaven Tactics and Logistics books only speak of their own application of those things, (since they are not extensive), maybe even only in the context of battles against other Skaven (since those matter more to them than battles against inferior surface dwellers) or do they include notes on how they understand Dwarf, Human or Greenskin functionality?

Narratively it might, should she have reason to roll for tactics or logistics. But the general idea of how the bonuses work is that each different perspective has something to offer, so even if she's only ever read about Skaven logistics, it could offer useful insight in non-Skaven logistical situations.

What about the Bright Order? In a way they seem to me like the ones with the least amount of clearly defined tradition in their pre-Teclisian past. Mostly just random people who noticed they could do magic stuff and had their minds immediately go to "destroy stuff with fire", "power stuff with fire" or "make stuff with fire". Because let's be honest, those are pretty obvious ideas to come to mind when you notice that you can summon metaphysical energy into existence and don't want to dawdle around with concepts and shit.

They did nab some fire-inclined Elementalists, but yes, the Bright Order has a pretty good claim to be the 'purest' Teclisean College. Their first Magister Patriarch was a former Greatsword so a lot of their cultural trappings come from the Imperial military.

How do these kinds of duels usually end? Is one of the two dying a common result or is killing one if the most powerful assets of the Empire as frowned upon as it should be, with even proud Supreme Patriarchs knowing to bow out rather than risk that?

The duel takes place with the Staff of Volans between the duellists, and because having it is such an advantage, one of them getting their hands on it usually results in the other surrendering. Though some have died in the duels, tradition dictates that it's to surrender or incapacitation. The job they're fighting for is managing the Colleges, and that becomes significantly harder if you kill off your subordinates.
 
On the first paragrpah, but considering the themes and Mathilde's intrigue and educational background, would
" Otto von Bitternach's face turns calculating
" Otto von Bitternach's face holds a calculating expression"

Work better? It is more analytical sounding from the perspective of the reader, and more directly implies that that he is wearing a mask.

I dunno. Just thinking of silly things bro.
...unless?
 
(jokes aside, I do believe that spirituality and faith =/= fanaticism, and a good QM could write a high faith character to most gods without making a fanatic, but I couldn't resist the joke.)
Abelhelm was an ex-Witch Hunter, which I think is supposed to have a high piety score in general. And he as an individual was pretty chill.

Well, he also shot a guy in the head at the conference table like he was some kind of frickin' mafia don. But yeah, he was pretty chill.
 
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