Thebigpieman
I've got this, I think.
- Location
- United States
In this thread we roll the gacha for update times.
Warhammer Fantasy: Divided Loyalties - an Advisor's Quest
- Thread starter Boney
- Start date
- Fantasy Users' Choice!
Voted best in category in the Users' Choice awards.
Unless thread madness gets to the point where finding out for sure isn't even an option.
- Location
- Canada
- Pronouns
- He/Him
*Puts Tinfoil hat on*
So I've been thinking what if Abelhelm was actually Sigmar all along? Think about it, have we ever seen Sigmar and Abelhelm in the same room together? No! In fact, the one time Kasmir tried to get Sigmar and Abel in the same room, Sigmar never showed up! The coincidences keep lining up when you consider how Abel hated the fact that Kasmir wasn't looking for help from the other gods of the empire. Why? Because Sigmar used to Worship Ulric when he was alive, and he's on good terms with the other gods. Now you may be saying "Doesn't Sigmar use a hammer to fight?" And you'd be correct. Except, the special thing about Sigmar's hammer is that it has a pointy end at the back, and what does a Halberd have? A pointy bit in the back! Practically the same weapon!
Now you may be asking why? Why would Abel do something like this? Because he would have seen how corrupt/incompetent his church was, and how they were going to refuse to help the dwarves. So he made up a scheme to fake his death, and send the most competent person he knew to tackle the problem. And that's how Wolf joined the expedition. Mathilde could help too I guess.
Or this is purely thread madness, and has no factual basis in reality. One of the two outcomes.
So I've been thinking what if Abelhelm was actually Sigmar all along? Think about it, have we ever seen Sigmar and Abelhelm in the same room together? No! In fact, the one time Kasmir tried to get Sigmar and Abel in the same room, Sigmar never showed up! The coincidences keep lining up when you consider how Abel hated the fact that Kasmir wasn't looking for help from the other gods of the empire. Why? Because Sigmar used to Worship Ulric when he was alive, and he's on good terms with the other gods. Now you may be saying "Doesn't Sigmar use a hammer to fight?" And you'd be correct. Except, the special thing about Sigmar's hammer is that it has a pointy end at the back, and what does a Halberd have? A pointy bit in the back! Practically the same weapon!
Now you may be asking why? Why would Abel do something like this? Because he would have seen how corrupt/incompetent his church was, and how they were going to refuse to help the dwarves. So he made up a scheme to fake his death, and send the most competent person he knew to tackle the problem. And that's how Wolf joined the expedition. Mathilde could help too I guess.
Or this is purely thread madness, and has no factual basis in reality. One of the two outcomes.
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- She/Her
As smug as a cat
That caught a rat
Under the mat
Within your flat.
Ericwinter
Definitely not a Skaven Infiltrator
- Location
- America
More like a whole horde of rats. So, super fucking smug.
Night
Widow Null
- Location
- Hoff
Most of them are a lot easier to clean up, whereas even our best method causes explosions and really just flings it around.
Omegahugger
Inattentive Idiot
Soon, I shall be the only sane voter left!
Then, all shall see Omegahugger's glory! You will all regret laughing at me!
Nope, there goes my sanity.
HOW CAN
Actually this makes a disturbing amount of sense and I'm not sure if that's just the update withdrawal talking or actually sensible this worries me. Does that mean we have actually pining after worst god!?
- Location
- Around here
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Why do you think he was so frustrated with the Grand Theogonist and Kasmir?
"Boy, you must be great at your job. I bet you identify the true intent of your god all the time."
Codex
Fantasy Addict
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- She/Her
Depends on where they are and their deployment. I imagine Johann stayed with one of the artillery squads to give them a reroll, so maybe he's with clan Huzkul. Hubert is totally staying with the Undumgi, so he's probably dealing with trolls right now. Panoramia is staying with the Halflings, and they haven't been deployed at all, so I expect her to be fine. Maximilian is a big question mark, but maybe he's staying with the Gyrocopters? Gretel and Adela are also big question marks, but I don't expect them to charge into the thick of battle.
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- She/Her
I didn't know we were pining after the Horned Rat. Those Skaven erotica did a number on the thread.
Wrong one. Its the Horned Rat secret cousin, the Horny Rat.
Ganurath
Literal Enthusiast
- Location
- A Valid Location
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- He/Him
Slaanesh: "How now, who calls?"
- Location
- Australia
The Wyvern Caves vex me. If we could stop the Waaagh from entering them through anywhere but the the Caldera we win. As it is though it looks like they can be accessed from West Gate or even outside from the karak. I think we'll have to send people over there to collapse its entrances, which'll be more inconvenient than collapsing Yar's. At least we have time to do it.
There's also that one particularly thunderhorny dwarf.
- Location
- The Star Kingdom of Manticore
Boney has said that the only land entrances to K8P are the east gate and the west gate. So the orcs are not able to get in from outside. Looking at the greyscale map it looks like the wyvern caves are part of the greater karag Zilfen system. But those maps are terrible at showing where things actually are.
- Location
- Somewhere in the area
- Pronouns
- He/She/They
Wait a minute I just realized, dwarves liking tall (wo)men? That's perfect! Just imagine all the mountain-based innuendos you can make!
Oh god the thread madness really is setting in isn't it.
- Location
- florida
*cringes out of existence*
The Wyvern Caves are probably higher up the mountain, well above the Caldera.
We're still doing him a solid - just in the short term way that doesn't really solve his long term anxieties. Still reconquering Karak Eight Peaks certainly solves a metric ton of Belegar's problems in the short term.
Asheram
Not quite altogether
- Location
- Δ Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground
No smug just a quick semi depressed report then go home to sleep in the tower, eating in bed, reading bad romance for weeks while ignoring everyone pleads behind a locked metal door....does Warhammer have ice cream? If not that would be harder to recover.
Then Kragg drag her out for a cheer up Mathilde party hosted by everyone she knew.
A Warhammer version of Pinkie Pie is making the party.
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Doomed Wombat
Let's go Darling!
- Location
- Dancing on wires!
Sorry to bring these up again, but apparently its only 5 favours to get a master engineer of Zhuufbar to have a crack 10 to get their grandmaster/guildmaster (and likely the best engineer in the Karaz Ankor unless the one in Karaz-a-karak is better) to have a go.
They'd likely succeed where humans have failed, and tell us how the bloody things work, giving us the steam engine.
Most of those ain't exactly traits unique to humanity
Arguably if we go by Teclis they're traits we suffer comparatively less from at least by elven standards.
I mean, the Horned Rat is already the bootleg MS Paint fusion of Tzeentch and Nurgle, so what is one more Chaos God thrown in the mix? Maybe ripping of Slaanesh will actually make the Horned Rat less horrifying.
no, it won't...