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Belegar Quester 1: We asked her to be a wizard.
Frightened Belegar Quester 2: ... and she built fucking Barad-dûr. What
"She's been wanting to do this ever since the Citadel battle. That was actually what inspired her and gave her the idea. One of the options she really, really, really wanted to offer you guys, but held back from even giving, was using the Citadel's shadow to melt the orc shanty town. She held back on offering it, because it would have required waiting an extra day and then morale might have changed and who knew how many Shamans there were going to be and so on..."
 
Wait a second....

Boney! You've played us like a goddam fiddle!
Belegar losing his faith was actually caused by his sudden conversion to Ranald! After seeing His miracles channelled through Mathilde, Belegar couldn't resist the siren lure of crits!
 
"She's been wanting to do this ever since the Citadel battle. That was actually what inspired her and gave her the idea. One of the options she really, really, really wanted to offer you guys, but held back from even giving, was using the Citadel's shadow to melt the orc shanty town. She held back on offering it, because it would have required waiting an extra day and then morale might have changed and who knew how many Shamans there were going to be and so on..."
"Yeah, but how were we supposed to know she knew Burning Shadows?"
"You literally never took the option to talk to the Zhufbar dwarves about the Sylvanian campaign. Haven't you ever wondered why the first vampire skull in her inventory is so suspiciously clean?"
 
Making a small sun or something doesn't really seem like something in Algard's toolkit.

Do you think he became so invested in the project that he called in some favors from the Bright/Light college?
 
You've got Kragg and Algard, so those aren't dicerolls, those are 'roll to see what cool shit you get'. I'm gonna roll two d6s, first is Kragg. They're all good results, but trust me. You'll want higher numbers. You'll really want sixes.

You'll never know the results you don't get.
.... are you sure Maty is not the bastard of a Ranlad avatar or high priest?

like seriously, did Maty's mom have a one-night drunken affair with a mysterious stranger that was really good at dice?
 

We can't, because the inner workings are super classified.

Basically, what this just did was ensured nothing hostile to the Empire is ever getting through Death Pass as long as Karak Eight Peaks exists, which functionally reduces all possible incursions from the East down to two avenues, and the Everpeak is menacing one of those.
 
We can't, because the inner workings are super classified.

Basically, what this just did was ensured nothing hostile to the Empire is ever getting through Death Pass as long as Karak Eight Peaks exists, which functionally reduces all possible incursions from the East down to two avenues, and the Everpeak is menacing one of those.
I imagine it would be one of those "So god damn classified only like three people can see it" papers since we know such exist.
 
So… we are writing a paper on this Tower Of Doom right?
Title: Look At What I, Kragg the Grim, and Patriarch Algard Did To This Mountain
Subject: The Thing That Has Been Done To This Mountain
How To Replicate: Look At This Mountain, And Copy What Has Been Done To This Mountain IF YOU CAN, YOU FILTHY CASUAL
 
We can't, because the inner workings are super classified.

Basically, what this just did was ensured nothing hostile to the Empire is ever getting through Death Pass as long as Karak Eight Peaks exists, which functionally reduces all possible incursions from the East down to two avenues, and the Everpeak is menacing one of those.
We can write classified books, they are just only known to the higher-up people. But that's the people that you really want to know about this sort of thing anyway.

Actually, what if Algard writes a paper on it, with Kragg as co-author?
 
We can't, because the inner workings are super classified.

Basically, what this just did was ensured nothing hostile to the Empire is ever getting through Death Pass as long as Karak Eight Peaks exists, which functionally reduces all possible incursions from the East down to two avenues, and the Everpeak is menacing one of those.

Exactly why we want the same thing over Black Fire Pass, or Karak Kadrin/Peak Pass.
 
Exactly why we want the same thing over Black Fire Pass, or Karak Kadrin/Peak Pass.

Not an option, because Kragg's part of why this is going to be so monstrous, and Runelords never do repeat projects.

Also, a Tower Defense at Black Fire Pass doesn't really help the Karaz Ankor much, so he wouldn't really get out of bed for it.
 
Ya know while it would not be nearly as wide scale... a part of me wishes we could enchant the underside of Gyrochopters with a manually activated/deactivated burning shadows.

That way they don't have to go into melee when they run out of ammo/bombs!
 
So… we are writing a paper on this Tower Of Doom right?
Title: Look At What I Did To This Mountain Tower
Subject: The Thing That Has Been Done To This Mountain Tower
How To Replicate: Look At This Mountain Tower, And Copy What Has Been Done To This Mountain Tower

The paper practically writes itself.

... Sadly, yes, this is probably going to be classified to heck and back.

Although... although... BoneyM said that such a paper could be written -- it would just only be seen by like half a dozen people at most...

Somewhere in the depths of the Grey College's secret archive, there lies a paper with the co-author spots filled in with Dame Mathilde Weber, Patriarch Algard, and Kragg the Grim.
 
Maybe Twelve People will ever get to read the book we write about this tower, and two of them are probably working on it. But I am perfectly okay with writing a book to wow those twelve people.
 
Well now I wonder if we can say we've surpassed on the White Tower of Hoeth in some aspects. I don't see their tower being a fully functional battle station :p

(Of course I could be completely wrong about that, who knows when it comes to elves)
 
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