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Having reread most of the quest again, this bit stood out to me. Is Borek implying that these locations were settled by dwarfs that wanted to continue worshipping the old gods instead of/alongside the ancestor gods?

'Implying' is the right word. He's not outright stating it as fact, but he is saying that everyone said that being concerned about it was paranoid during the first Dwarven diaspora but then two of the major colonies turned out to be a) a strong contender for The Worst and b) one that's at least firmly in the top ten, so he feels like the others should be treated with a reasonable amount of suspicion. Considering he's from a third major colony, which ultimately decided to spite-worship another contender, it might be that he's speaking from a place of authority, or it might be that he sees everything through the lens that has dominated his fate.

The Norse Dwarves get a pass because they died recently and heroically, but there's some aspects of them that definitely merit at least a mild side-eye. The Middle Mountains clearly had some sort of weird shit going on. The Lustria colonies were never heard from again, and there's a few ways to take that. Ekrund and the Mountains of Mourn Dwarfholds seem to have been on the level, though there's some weirdness surrounding the connection between the Royal Clan of Ekrund and the Bugman Clan.

Borek is suggesting that those that have weirdness might be God-related, and those that don't should be reexamined to make sure they aren't just better at hiding it.
 
b) one that's at least firmly in the top ten, so he feels like the others should be treated with a reasonable amount of suspicion.
Are you referring to Tylos? I thought that even though it ended in tragedy the standard narrative regarding its doom was that it was the result of outside meddling in the form of the suggestion to build the tower and a giant fuckup in going through with it. The Dwarves there might be guilty in not stopping it but they weren't actively complicit in the creation of Skavenbight and the birth of the Skaven. Or is he hinting that they were complicit in some way and either let it happen or assisted in it happening even though they knew or should have known it was a colossally horrible idea?
 
'Implying' is the right word. He's not outright stating it as fact, but he is saying that everyone said that being concerned about it was paranoid during the first Dwarven diaspora but then two of the major colonies turned out to be a) a strong contender for The Worst and b) one that's at least firmly in the top ten, so he feels like the others should be treated with a reasonable amount of suspicion. Considering he's from a third major colony, which ultimately decided to spite-worship another contender, it might be that he's speaking from a place of authority, or it might be that he sees everything through the lens that has dominated his fate.

The Norse Dwarves get a pass because they died recently and heroically, but there's some aspects of them that definitely merit at least a mild side-eye. The Middle Mountains clearly had some sort of weird shit going on. The Lustria colonies were never heard from again, and there's a few ways to take that. Ekrund and the Mountains of Mourn Dwarfholds seem to have been on the level, though there's some weirdness surrounding the connection between the Royal Clan of Ekrund and the Bugman Clan.

Borek is suggesting that those that have weirdness might be God-related, and those that don't should be reexamined to make sure they aren't just better at hiding it.
And funnily enough, the person Borek told is also a person who is very well respected by dwarves and is professionally sneaky. Someone who might just be able to check up on this.
 
Are you referring to Tylos? I thought that even though it ended in tragedy the standard narrative regarding its doom was that it was the result of outside meddling in the form of the suggestion to build the tower and a giant fuckup in going through with it. The Dwarves there might be guilty in not stopping it but they weren't actively complicit in the creation of Skavenbight and the birth of the Skaven. Or is he hinting that they were complicit in some way and either let it happen or assisted in it happening even though they knew or should have known it was a colossally horrible idea?
I thought it was the place we helped Thorek with, because he was really pissed about those and that works qualify them as plausibly top ten worst.

Though if the dwarfs of Tylos somehow are responsible for the Skaven, then they manage the feat of surpassing the chaos dwarfs in worst, which is impressive.
Also maybe not something we should tell the dwarfs if we figure it out.
 
Borek is suggesting that those that have weirdness might be God-related, and those that don't should be reexamined to make sure they aren't just better at hiding it.
After all, why else would any dwarf estrange themselves from the Karaz Ankor, a notably flawless society? Surely everyone else must be guilty in the exact same way we uh, they were.
 
Though if the dwarfs of Tylos somehow are responsible for the Skaven, then they manage the feat of surpassing the chaos dwarfs in worst, which is impressive.
Also maybe not something we should tell the dwarfs if we figure it out.
Even if the Dwarves of Tylos are guilty creating the Skaven on purpose or by accident why shouldn't we tell the? The Dwarves who would be responsible are long gone, either exterminated by the Skaven meaning no one is left for there to be a Grudge against or were turned into Skaven in which case the Grudge is inherited by them and is added to the mountain of Grudges they've already accumulated and the Dwarves are already doing everything in their power to avenge, it wouldn't change anything other than making striking out all the Grudges against the Skaven even more impossible barring the complete destruction of the Under-Empire which would be the only thing capable of wiping out all Grudges against it.
 
Are you referring to Tylos? I thought that even though it ended in tragedy the standard narrative regarding its doom was that it was the result of outside meddling in the form of the suggestion to build the tower and a giant fuckup in going through with it. The Dwarves there might be guilty in not stopping it but they weren't actively complicit in the creation of Skavenbight and the birth of the Skaven. Or is he hinting that they were complicit in some way and either let it happen or assisted in it happening even though they knew or should have known it was a colossally horrible idea?
Though if the dwarfs of Tylos somehow are responsible for the Skaven, then they manage the feat of surpassing the chaos dwarfs in worst, which is impressive.

There was some suggestion in early appearances that Skaven are, effectively, the Dwarven equivalent of Beastmen, including one case where someone made a furnace that could outright burn the Chaos out of Beastmen and turn them back to human...or Skaven back to Dwarves. (Assuming they survived.) But it's been a very long time since that was any kind of canon, like at least the early 1990s.
 
Even if the Dwarves of Tylos are guilty creating the Skaven on purpose or by accident why shouldn't we tell the? The Dwarves who would be responsible are long gone, either exterminated by the Skaven meaning no one is left for there to be a Grudge against or were turned into Skaven in which case the Grudge is inherited by them and is added to the mountain of Grudges they've already accumulated and the Dwarves are already doing everything in their power to avenge, it wouldn't change anything other than making striking out all the Grudges against the Skaven even more impossible barring the complete destruction of the Under-Empire which would be the only thing capable of wiping out all Grudges against it.
The chaos dwarfs are a sore spot in a way no one else is, and they haven't actually done all that much damage, compared to Orks and Skaven. Slannesh Slayers also hit hard. So evil done by dwarfs to dwarfs dies hit harder. Conversely, learning that the chaos dwarfs aren't while l wholly responsible for the black orcs was a relieve.

The Skaven are one of the two biggest evils to ever befall them. Directly responsible for the end of the Golden age. It would no longer be the world simply being hostile and dwarves preservering. It's dwarfs fucking up and destroying themselves. I do think that would be pretty bad.
 
There was some suggestion in early appearances that Skaven are, effectively, the Dwarven equivalent of Beastmen, including one case where someone made a furnace that could outright burn the Chaos out of Beastmen and turn them back to human...or Skaven back to Dwarves. (Assuming they survived.) But it's been a very long time since that was any kind of canon, like at least the early 1990s.
I'd have thought the closest equivalent to Beastmen for the Dwarves would be the Chaos Dwarves what with the horns and all and the occasional centaur mutation. If Skaven are descended from mutated Dwarves it's not a mutation in the same way Beastmen are mutated from humans, where warpstone exposure, Morrsleib, and the occasional mutation from birth can all produce Beastmen, the only thing that can produce Skaven from other species seems to be direct intervention from the Horned Rat and the Dreaded Thirteenth Spell.
The chaos dwarfs are a sore spot in a way no one else is, and they haven't actually done all that much damage, compared to Orks and Skaven. Slannesh Slayers also hit hard. So evil done by dwarfs to dwarfs dies hit harder. Conversely, learning that the chaos dwarfs aren't while l wholly responsible for the black orcs was a relieve.

The Skaven are one of the two biggest evils to ever befall them. Directly responsible for the end of the Golden age. It would no longer be the world simply being hostile and dwarves preservering. It's dwarfs fucking up and destroying themselves. I do think that would be pretty bad.
Well the end of the Golden Age wasn't completely the Skaven's fault, there was the War of Vengeance and the end of cooperation with the Elves and the Time of Woes proper was started because the Slann didn't like a few meters of continental drift, though the earthquakes they caused may have been exacerbated by interference from a piece of technosorcery the Skaven were playing with at about the same time. But you do make a point, it might be hard on Dwarven psychology that the tragedy that was the Time of Woes was the result of their own mistakes.
 
Well the end of the Golden Age wasn't completely the Skaven's fault, there was the War of Vengeance and the end of cooperation with the Elves and the Time of Woes proper was started because the Slann didn't like a few meters of continental drift, though the earthquakes they caused may have been exacerbated by interference from a piece of technosorcery the Skaven were playing with at about the same time. But you do make a point, it might be hard on Dwarven psychology that the tragedy that was the Time of Woes was the result of their own mistakes.
Dwarfs aren't ones for nuanced takes on relative responsibility and multifactor causality, and tend to blame themselves. Dwarves believe they're wise than their ancestors. If they discover their ancestors were shit, I'm not sure they'd change their mind on that, just decide the starting point was lower and so the more must be lower too.

The war with the elves is a done deal, I think. It obviously contributed, but I can see them seeing it as a good thing that the treachery was discovered and punished before they got greatly weakened. I'm not even sure they're entirely wrong in that. The Slann (or at least that one) hold a huge responsibility, but we should pray they never learn, because it would lead to war of vengeance 2, and that will make everything everywhere worse.

Oh, and this applies to the Karaz Ankor dwarves. The Imperial dwarves like Helga might just shrug it off as not their business.
 
Since we are in a bit of a slow patch, waiting for the update to drop I thought I'd do some shilling for
*drum roll*
Robes of Spectral Slumber
(Name subject to change if someone comes up with a good pun ;) )

GM confirmation that we can attempt this: Link to Past Post
(contains Boney quotes in question as well as acknowledgements to the posters who first came up with the idea)

So what is this thing: It is a silk robe that combines the current AA functionality with Mockery of Substance+Move obtaining the ability to go Ethereal at any time, not dependent on light levels as long as Mathilde is fine with being unable to move any faster the robe to push you along. It makes Mathilde a sleepwalking ghost that can still do magic (due to her high skill which means she does not have to speak the words or do the gestures)

Advantages
  • While under the effect immune to all non-magical weapons, she could stand in front of a charging giant and shadow knife it in the eye as it tries and fails to literally punch a ghost. Mob of orc boys, Clanrats etc... same principle, if it does not have magical attacks it's not a concern in this form and they have to eat whatever spells she casts. Also if she does get caught up in the middle of one of these groups (say because she just assassinated their leader) and it's too far to Smoke and Mirrors out of there she can just trigger her robes and float out of there, potentially though a wall which would be hilarious
  • The ability to walk (well float) through walls without concern for the light level on the other side of those walls, no more rolling the dice on instant death like with the monitor rescue. Also infiltration by passing though walls is no longer stopped by the presence of the common torch
  • Enchanting this might teach us something about liminal realms since ethereal substance is literally liminal, that is how it goes though regular matter
Disadvantages
  • It might not work, those GM quotes are about what we might be able to do since base move on its own is not enough to propel Mathilde, it would have to scale enough to sufficient force. Since this is just plain Ulgu I imagine it would be easier to implement than most forms of Windherding, but harder than just a copy of our current robes with better armor
  • It has anti-synergy with our sword style since Mathilde cannot use a sword while paralyzed
  • I imagine certain wards meant to keep daemons and ghosts out would also work against this just as they do on base Substance to Shadow
 
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The war with the elves is a done deal, I think. It obviously contributed, but I can see them seeing it as a good thing that the treachery was discovered and punished before they got greatly weakened. I'm not even sure they're entirely wrong in that.
I don't think they're entirely wrong in that, in fact I think they're entirely right. If the II had shaved the ambassador's beard after the Time of Woes has begun the Karaz Ankor would likely have either lost the war or not have engaged in it at all, sucking up their pride and settling for merely cutting off diplomatic relations rather than risk a probable loss of a war that could have led to their extinction if they lost bad enough. As it is the Karaz Ankor won the War of Vengeance, sure they lost some outlying settlements but the bulk of their Karaks survived and they got the vengeance they wanted through Caledor II's death, meanwhile Ulthuan lost all their colonies and their globe-spanning empire, they came off way worse in the war than the Karaz Ankor and the Dwarves would have likely remained the dominant major power at least in the Old World which is what they mainly cared about if it were not the Time of Woes utterly screwing them over right after and leaving them even more diminished than the Elves despite their victory in the war.
 
Are you referring to Tylos? I thought that even though it ended in tragedy the standard narrative regarding its doom was that it was the result of outside meddling in the form of the suggestion to build the tower and a giant fuckup in going through with it. The Dwarves there might be guilty in not stopping it but they weren't actively complicit in the creation of Skavenbight and the birth of the Skaven. Or is he hinting that they were complicit in some way and either let it happen or assisted in it happening even though they knew or should have known it was a colossally horrible idea?
I get the feeling that Borek might be engaging in some motivated reasoning to get to the conclusion that Tylos counts as the same thing Dum did. Might be for Uzkulak too, depending on the actual extent of what Karak Dum knew about that.
 
Since we are in a bit of a slow patch, waiting for the update to drop I thought I'd do some shilling for
*drum roll*
Robes of Spectral Slumber
(Name subject to change if someone comes up with a good pun ;) )

GM confirmation that we can attempt this: Link to Past Post
(contains Boney quotes in question as well as acknowledgements to the posters who first came up with the idea)

So what is this thing: It is a silk robe that combines the current AA functionality with Mockery of Substance+Move obtaining the ability to go Ethereal at any time, not dependent on light levels as long as Mathilde is fine with being unable to move any faster the robe to push you along. It makes Mathilde a sleepwalking ghost that can still do magic (due to her high skill which means she does not have to speak the words or do the gestures)

Advantages
  • While under the effect immune to all non-magical weapons, she could stand in front of a charging giant and shadow knife it in the eye as it tries and fails to literally punch a ghost. Mob of orc boys, Clanrats etc... same principle, if it does not have magical attacks it's not a concern in this form and they have to eat whatever spells she casts. Also if she does get caught up in the middle of one of these groups (say because she just assassinated their leader) and it's too far to Smoke and Mirrors out of there she can just trigger her robes and float out of there, potentially though a wall which would be hilarious
  • The ability to walk (well float) though walls without concern for the light level on the other side of those walls, no more rolling the dice on instant death like with the monitor rescue. Also infiltration by passing though walls is no longer stopped by the presence of the common torch
  • Enchanting this might teach us something about liminal realms since ethereal substance is literally liminal, that is how it goes though regular matter
Disadvantages
  • It might not work, those GM quotes are about what we might be able to do since base move on its own is not enough to propel Mathilde, it would have to scale enough to sufficient force. Since this is just plain Ulgu I imagine it would be easier to implement than most forms of Windherding, but harder than just a copy of our current robes with better armor
  • It has anti-synergy with our sword style since Mathilde cannot use a sword while paralyzed
  • I imagine certain wards meant to keep daemons and ghosts out would also work against this just as they do on base Substance to Shadow
It certainly looks like a fun piece of equipment to put together. Depending on how quickly it can be activated and deactivated I could see it meshing quite well with our sword style actually; toggleable intangibility works very well with a dismissible sword, and Kragg's rune of fuck your magic items means that after a single clash an enchanted weapon wouldn't be enough to hit us.
 
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OK and also another advantage I just thought of when it comes to weaponizing Mockery of Substance, it is exactly the sort of wall-hacking jank that one would expect from a Collegiate enchantment. An elf who sees this thing might just get a nosebleed trying to figure out how it works (or explaining in detail why it shouldn't). :V
 
OK and also another advantage I just thought of when it comes to weaponizing Mockery of Substance, it is exactly the sort of wall-hacking jank that one would expect from a Collegiate enchantment. An elf who sees this thing might just get a nosebleed trying to figure out how it works (or explaining in detail why it shouldn't). :V
Reminds me of Belegar's reaction to the dragon stone. It's very impressive, but also just awful.

Maybe not as negative, but it's definitely very Mathilde.
I don't think they're entirely wrong in that, in fact I think they're entirely right. If the II had shaved the ambassador's beard after the Time of Woes has begun the Karaz Ankor would likely have either lost the war or not have engaged in it at all, sucking up their pride and settling for merely cutting off diplomatic relations rather than risk a probable loss of a war that could have led to their extinction if they lost bad enough. As it is the Karaz Ankor won the War of Vengeance, sure they lost some outlying settlements but the bulk of their Karaks survived and they got the vengeance they wanted through Caledor II's death, meanwhile Ulthuan lost all their colonies and their globe-spanning empire, they came off way worse in the war than the Karaz Ankor and the Dwarves would have likely remained the dominant major power at least in the Old World which is what they mainly cared about if it were not the Time of Woes utterly screwing them over right after and leaving them even more diminished than the Elves despite their victory in the war.
I think even in a timeline without the war of vengeance it would've been an issue. Say, Caledor 2 goes to war against Naggaroth instead, which is the more sensible option, and it's similarly bloody. But the elves probably wouldn't leave the colonies behind, because there aren't the hostile dwarfs burning it down. Maybe the order still comes, but in that case way fewer would follow. So the old world continues to be dominated by elves. Now the dwarfs get weakened. I don't think the elves wouldn't take advantage. Not all, but enough chunk. And even if they wouldn't, there'd also never be a big human empire, with a god of dwarf friendship, and the silver age that came with that.

There's no definites obviously, and it could easily go the other way too. But while the elves and dwarves cooperated well while they were both powerful and distant (at least the center of power in Ulthuan), I'm not so sure that still applies if they're suddenly neighbors (because the center of power of those/that newly independant elf state is a lot closer by), and then one gets weakened. There would be serious pride issues.

Like, the Empire is more powerful than the dwarfs, in terms of military might. A war between them would hurt the empire, but break the dwarfs. But there's a deeply ingrained gratitude towards the dwarfs, and an assumption that dwarfs are better at quite a few things (which also goes towards elves, but things are only just getting to the point that the empire could soonish claim things they do especially well). So if a dwarf tells them "You only mildly suck" that's not an insult, that's a compliment and aspirational. I don't see the elves taking it that way, even if it's true. Humans being adjustable means they can mold to the harsh edges. Elves, might be more bendable, but that doesn't mean more adjustable, more a rod that eventually springs back.
 
OK and also another advantage I just thought of when it comes to weaponizing Mockery of Substance, it is exactly the sort of wall-hacking jank that one would expect from a Collegiate enchantment. An elf who sees this thing might just get a nosebleed trying to figure out how it works (or explaining in detail why it shouldn't). :V
It wasn't even an intentional spell, we just accidentally mixed Mockery of Death and Substance of shadow together to such a degree one of the syllables involved can't even be written down properly in Lingua Praestantia, a language designed from the ground up for describing magic, and had it not blow up in our face. It isn't even weird human intuition based magic, it's being absurdly lucky and inadvertently creating a fully functional spell by complete accident magic.
 
It wasn't even an intentional spell, we just accidentally mixed Mockery of Death and Substance of shadow together to such a degree one of the syllables involved can't even be written down properly in Lingua Praestantia, a language designed from the ground up for describing magic, and had it not blow up in our face. It isn't even weird human intuition based magic, it's being absurdly lucky and inadvertently creating a fully functional spell by complete accident magic.

Another reason to rediscover the Language of the Old Ones, so we can write down this bullshit. :V
 
The Slann (or at least that one) hold a huge responsibility, but we should pray they never learn, because it would lead to war of vengeance 2, and that will make everything everywhere worse.
Thankfully there's basically no way for that to ever happen. Only the Slaans know about it, and they're not very talkative. Or accessible. Or awake.
'The Slann did it' has a few inherent problems. The first is that it would have to actually be something like 'the Slann did it, they're the frog things on top of Lizardmen society, yeah the reptilian guys in Lustria, they're actually really advanced and the original builders of the cities they live in, and they were originally servitors of the Old Ones - you know who those are, right? - and are hugely devoted to their original plan that they don't actually know much about, so when they found... okay, first, do you know what 'continental drift' is? it's...'
 
Indeed, and that's not the only problem. Order gods would have no reasons to tell anyone, and the Four would have to launder the information so that it's not laughed at by everyone who hears it.

Huh... just thought of something interesting. The Ancestor Gods would know and yet they are not spreading that around to all of dwarf-kind so they can avenge themselves on the lizardmen (and doom the world). Guess they really are wiser than the average dwarf.

Well either that or they are metaphysically incapable of communicating their their followers unlike human or elf gods, but that seems less likely.
 
I mean in a war between the Dwarves and the Slann the Slann could just win by, well, doing what they did last time twice, shift the continents one way out of alignment and another way back into alignment, there'd be twice the catastrophic earthquakes and the Karaz Ankor has to undergo the Time of Woes 2: Geomantic Boogaloo.
 
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