Malekith can't you see? You're not the Druchii for me.
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Malekith's mom.
Malekith's mom has got it going on
Malekith's mom has got it going on
Malekith's mom has got it going on
Malekith's mom has got it going on
Malekith, can I come over while your rule?
(While you rule)
We can hang slaves over the shark pool
(Over the shark pool)
Did your mom get back from her vengeance trip?
(Vengeance trip)
Do you think she'd be impressed by the size of my ship?
(Size of my ship)
You know I'm not the Asur toy that I used to be
I'm a dark elf now, lady, can't you see?
Malekith's mom has got it going on
She's all I want, and I've murdered for so long
Malekith can't you see?
You're not the Druchii for me.
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Malekith's mom.
Malekith's mom has got it going on
Malekith's mom has got it going on
Malekith, do you remember when I raided Khans?
(Raided Khans)
Your mom came out with a heart dipped in bronze
(Dipped in bronze)
I could tell she liked me by the way she glared
(The way she glared)
And the way she said, "You missed a tribe over there"
(Tribe over there)
And I know that you think it's just a heresy
But since you're trapped in the aethyr, your mom could use an elf like me
Malekith's mom has got it going on
She's all I want, and I've murdered for so long
Malekith, can't you see, you're not the Druchii for me
I know it might be wrong
But I'm in love with Malekith's mom
(According to Lord Magister Kupfer, in traditional Naggaroth performances this is when the chorus inevitably gets interrupted as the singer is tortured to death. Morathi adores the song, and Malekith can't stand it, so the compromise they reached is that she can have it performed as much as she wants, and he can take as long killing each singer as he wants, with this normally resulting in the song only being played for her on special occasions due to the time it takes to train the singers to Morathi's exacting standards)
Stacy's Mom, by Bowling For Soup.