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[X] Cython

I already think Mathilde is too invested in this library and spending too much time on it so having to take even more time out of our busy schedule to teach a bunch of locals or a newly-spawned spider hivemind is less than ideal in my book. Also, dragons are cool and Cython has a bunch of unique knowledge that he might be convinced to share with nagging visitors in order to make them go away.

The Gm made it clear that as long as we do not try to teach them kung fu or some other crazy thing we will have to spend no AP on teaching
 
Cython is a very active character in my opinion, and as a *dragon* with intesting lore they'll never be far from swinging into the story, the interest in books and the religious studies are easy avenues that are likely going to play out no matter what. They will be a presence...honestly for the entire quest barring radical shifts in the status quo.
I think Cython would be a very interesting librarian, and would are my number 2.

However The We have been largely sidelined since before The Expedition, and i haven't had an honest reason to engage them with the story because they are very isolated from the concerns of Mathilde. And that sucks because they're friendly spiders!

For me this vote us an opportunity to decide who we want to tie into Mathy's regular interactions, and Cython has no risk of being ignored.

I understand.

My main concern is not Cython interactions, but rather the security, additional knowledge and prestige we would flat out miss if we don't pick him and if we could in the future get him anyway.
 
So, right now Cython is very far indeen from the top. What are the main concerns of the thread regarding him? Losing agency, or something else?
Yeah, that too. I want the library to be Mathilde ´s, not the hoard of someone else. If Cython really wants something, it very difficult to say no given their icepower.

Also I prefer locals because it ties the library into the community. And I just don't see the appeal of having a fancy lizard as librarian.
 
That's true for every library, and I'm sure there are established protocols for that. Hell, Mathilde's a fully trained Grey Wizard, it's not something she's never thought of before, and appropriate countermeasures will be instilled in the library as basic policy.
Which is why it's only one of my reasons. There's the fact that the We are more efficient at library-running in the long term (ie no need to spend effort searching for replacements and training them when people quit or retire, even if it's in the background. Also, loss of experience), my concern that having to draw from a smaller pool of candidates means we have to lower standards to get enough manpower, and the fact that locals can still be hired as scribes but the We can't (technically they can but it's a bad idea).

... Spiders doing kung fu does sounds like a excellent defense. First you got the giant spider and then you have the surprise addition of them knowing kung fu. Surely a grey lady magister would love this subterfuge.
I mean, giant spiders is already a good martial deterrent against book stealing.
 
Training the We isn't going to take AP from Mathilde.
The Gm made it clear that as long as we do not try to teach them kung fu or some other crazy thing we will have to spend no AP on teaching
That makes no sense to me considering the update says "it will be a long and difficult process to teach them all that they'd need to know" compared to someone like Cython who'll even handle recruitment of staff himself, and frankly seems like it is something that should be included in the notes at the buttom of the update but it also doesn't change my mind.

Cython and his unique knowledge and perspective is far more interesting to me than the We who might have an unique perspective but will have to be trained from scratch in everything from history, philosophy, magic and physics.
 
If there's a pick that Mathilde feels is unacceptable then either Cython would need to pick someone else or the deal would be off. Either way amounts to a veto effectively.
We are not going to negotiate hiring of the staff before we instal Cython as the head librarian.
And once we have done so, we will have to try to remove a large and powerful dragon older than human species from a place we offered them and effectively significantly reduce their hoard in the process, not something i would want to attempt.
Now, we could try to negotiate a veto right before hiring them, but i doubt Cython would go for it.

That said, i would not expect Cythons staff picks be terrible for our purposes, they will still need to be able to operate a library, that's just going to be priority 3 at best.
 
That makes no sense to me considering the update says "it will be a long and difficult process to teach them all that they'd need to know" compared to someone like Cython who'll even handle recruitment of staff himself, and frankly seems like it is something that should be included in the notes at the buttom of the update but it also doesn't change my mind.

Cython and his unique knowledge and perspective is far more interesting to me than the We who might have an unique perspective but will have to be trained from scratch in everything from history, philosophy, magic and physics.
Long (takes several turns until Library is fully operational), and difficult (Belegar has to hire lot of expensive teachers).
Mathilde does not need to personally take action.
 
... Spiders doing kung fu does sounds like a excellent defense. First you got the giant spider and then you have the surprise addition of them knowing kung fu. Surely a grey lady magister would love this subterfuge.
I mean, there's already plans to stick them under illusions as normal librarians. Do we really need even more surprise? :V
 
On the other hand, whf has a lot of factors that make things like the industrial revolution not quite possible like it was for us.
The beastmen alone mean that trains are not as viable.
I mean, there's already plans to stick them under illusions as normal librarians. Do we really need even more surprise? :V
Yes. We are a grey lady magister we should make everyone look underneath the underneath of the underneath. If your librarians are spider put them under a illusion, if you put them under a illusion teach them kung fu.
 
I mean, there's already plans to stick them under illusions as normal librarians. Do we really need even more surprise? :V
I think we should probably check with Boney whether "stick every librarian under an Illusion spell enchantment, which is Fiendishly Complex" counts as "something exotic" for the purposes of whether it would require AP from us to accomplish. I've got a sneaking suspicion it probably would.
 
I think we should probably check with Boney whether "stick every librarian under an Illusion spell enchantment, which is Fiendishly Complex" counts as "something exotic" for the purposes of whether it would require AP from us to accomplish. I've got a sneaking suspicion it probably would.
It was a idea for a windhearding project. Combining the animal translation spell of the ambers with the illusion spell of the grey's to have a spider look like a normal person and be able to talk. Then someone got the bright idea of asking if we could put all spider
under a permanent illusion with a orb of sorcery.

Edit: boney has okayed them on principle though we have not really looked at the particulars.
 
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I am deeply uncomfortable with the idea of sticking them under an illusion because some people might not be confortable with them being there. Has mayor "you can only exist as you if you pretend not to exist" vibes.

I love the idea of the We as our librarian in general though. Just no mean illusions.
 
I am deeply uncomfortable with the idea of sticking them under an illusion because some people might not be confortable with them being there. Has mayor "you can only exist as you if you pretend not to exist" vibes.

I love the idea of the We as our librarian in general though. Just no mean illusions.
I don't think it was so much for the uncomfortable as for the approachability. And the only thing I would say is actually realistic and useful would be a receptionists under the windhearding enchantment. Just so that talking works.
 
That makes no sense to me considering the update says "it will be a long and difficult process to teach them all that they'd need to know" compared to someone like Cython who'll even handle recruitment of staff himself, and frankly seems like it is something that should be included in the notes at the buttom of the update but it also doesn't change my mind.

Cython and his unique knowledge and perspective is far more interesting to me than the We who might have an unique perspective but will have to be trained from scratch in everything from history, philosophy, magic and physics.
Boney said that Mathilde will go about hiring teachers as part of this action, if we take a choice that requires it (which, to be clear, is all of them except the first three -- Locals might have more than a few years' experience with the idea that books exist, but they are still in need of training up from scratch according to the text of the update). My guess about how this will work, as someone who isn't the QM but who has followed this quest for a long time, is that the status of the library will change from "unstaffed" to "staff in training" and that there will be unseen background rolls to progress that training from turn to turn, and that either the total level of success required or the threshold needed to make progress will be higher for the We than for other options. So it won't cost Mathilde AP to make it happen, but it will, on average, take longer than other options to get the library open for business.
 
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I am deeply uncomfortable with the idea of sticking them under an illusion because some people might not be confortable with them being there. Has mayor "you can only exist as you if you pretend not to exist" vibes.

I love the idea of the We as our librarian in general though. Just no mean illusions.
I definitely wouldn't demand that the We use an illusion - they have the right to be themselves, and shouldn't have to censor their own existence - but I think that if they're comfortable with the idea, they could have an activatable illusion thingy or something that they can turn on when they feel the situation calls for it. I personally reckon that would be fine.
 
Yes. We are a grey lady magister we should make everyone look underneath the underneath of the underneath. If your librarians are spider put them under a illusion, if you put them under a illusion teach them kung fu.
If we're going to make a colony of illusions kung-fu spiders, I would want them doing something more than just guarding a library. That sounds like an absolutely awesome thing to have for many other purposes, but total overkill for this one.

Which, now that I think of it, is something we should keep in mind for the next time they want to split off a new colony.
 
It was a idea for a windhearding project. Combining the animal translation spell of the ambers with the illusion spell of the grey's to have a spider look like a normal person and be able to talk. Then someone got the bright idea of asking if we could put all spider
under a permanent illusion with a orb of sorcery.

Edit: boney has okayed them on principle though we have not really looked at the particulars.
Boney has okayed it as a viable windherding project. A windherding project will, by definition, require our AP. Given how much trouble we've had getting the thread to vote for any windherding project ever, I'm deeply skeptical that a purely cosmetic project will happen any time in the foreseeable future.
 
Okay, I just had a crazy thought. You know all those books on Elven textiles we got? What if the Library-We read them, and decide to start spinning their own webs into silk cloth?
 
[X] The We
[X] Cython

While I still believe that Cython will be a great partner in managing the library and this is pretty much the only thing that gives us some leverage with him, I'm approval voting the We since I prefer them heavily to the locals.
 
I don't think it was so much for the uncomfortable as for the approachability. And the only thing I would say is actually realistic and useful would be a receptionists under the windhearding enchantment. Just so that talking works.

We can make a talking enchantment without illusion. If anyone isn't willing to accept them as the librarian they can stuff it and go bother a different library.

I definitely wouldn't demand that the We use an illusion - they have the right to be themselves, and shouldn't have to censor their own existence - but I think that if they're comfortable with the idea, they could have an activatable illusion thingy or something that they can turn on when they feel the situation calls for it. I personally reckon that would be fine.

Yea, that would be fine, not triggering peoples survival instincts when you want to seem
unthreatening would be a nice thing to have i think.

Just as long as they are very clear that we do not demand that they use it.
 
You know what'll be fun for the Colleges to play with?

With how valuable Orbs of Sorcery are, they've probably never made a Battle Altar with more than one Orb of Sorcery before.

Imagine double or triple tapping on Sorcery Orbs? Might even allow for Cataclym spells without dying or permanently losing a super valuable resource, or something insane along those lines.

Hmm…

I wonder, would an Orb be too big to be carved into a dagger? Or maybe a small hammer or something… :V

Nah, Mathilde would have to relearn how to fight with it, and that would probably cramp Branalhune's style—hah!—just a bit. Still a funny thought though. I wonder if Mandred would like a big hammer though.

Nonononono, Orb of Sorcery shaped into a gun. Get those infinite ammo, boulder sized explosion energy beams going.

Whoever writes Mathilde's Biography is going to have one hell of a time.

Might do a short snippet for it at some point.

Would we not write our own biography? Which I imagine would look a lot like a really long Flight School Meme?

Mathilde would be declared dead when this autobiography is written.

Actually dead, or Ciaphas Cain dead?

Thief: So what's the job?
Employer: I need you to sneak into the Karak 8 Peak library and steal a specific book.
Thief: Easy, that place might be a Dwarf hold but if I dress as a trader I can slip right in.
Employer: I wouldn't be so sure, you'll need to get past the staff-
Thief: Just some paper pushers, I can handle it.
Employer: -of Giant Spiders.
Thief: ....I'm sorry WHAT!

I mean, it is a library, people could just come and .... read it. For free, legally. Or, you know, pay for a copy of the book to be made.

I could only really see this happening with the hidden books, but even then they'd have to know those books exist and where to find them while also not being allowed access and not knowing anyone allowed access whose willing to just read the book for them.
 
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Okay, I just had a crazy thought. You know all those books on Elven textiles we got? What if the Library-We read them, and decide to start spinning their own webs into silk cloth?

And the final piece slots into place. Our machinations complete.

Silk bedsheets, at last.

(Bought off our friend at a reasonable price of course, not just yoinked.)
 
I don't actually think the we would have a problem with being under a illusion. Their fairly logical creatures and explaining that some people will be fearful because of their size and natural form. They should understand that and I'm actually uncertain if the we know how a grudge works. (as in holding one over this issue, not the dwarves variant.)
If we're going to make a colony of illusions kung-fu spiders, I would want them doing something more than just guarding a library. That sounds like an absolutely awesome thing to have for many other purposes, but total overkill for this one.

Which, now that I think of it, is something we should keep in mind for the next time they want to split off a new colony.
Shaolin spiders does sound like a cool order to have somewhere, true. And it is a bit of overkill for the library.
 
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