Dame Weber Presents: Experience of the Waaagh!
A side lecture hall in the Grey College.
You resist the urge to slam your head on the lectern. "No... not at all like that. I mean, it's just... ugh, the [Roit Proppa Scrap] wants you."
Frustrated at your inability- again- to communicate the alien nature of Waaagh! energies even in person, you reach out for Ulgu to illustrate the link. The dozing heads around the lecture hall swing round and lock on you. Ulgu fizzes in your grasp, boisterously reaching out across the hall as you try to demonstrate what you mean. "See, it's as if the [Waaagh!] energy links the greenskins, conferring common purpose" you continue, as the haze of Ulgu forms an energetic cloud over the heads of the assembled College members. "It's the essential nature of greenskins, distilled, then reinforced and amplified by the, well, the [C'mon have a go if yoo think yoor 'ard enuf] of it all." The audience is agreeing, enthusiastically- they seem to be grasping the concept with the help of the roiling energy, so you continue. "As I was saying, the [thas roit Cunnin to be so Brutal, it is] builds up and needs a [Roit Proppa Scrap] to... to..."
You're interrupted from your explanation by the unexpected sight of dozens of crusty old Wizards boiling out of the lecture theatre, waving staffs and fortunately still scabbarded [choppas] as they head off to show [them glowy arrogant gits] in the Light College what's for.
(Mathilde has invented a new spell, a form of Shadow Waaagh! What will you call it?)