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Sylvania took decades to clear and still requires a firm grip to integrate properly. My perspective is that Nehekhara as an overall polity retains enough formidable might that they could make a good showing of invading if they wanted to, i.e. discounting that Tomb Kings are usually fractious. They wouldn't need to establish a consistent route, just periodic reinforcements with their undead logistics simplifying things. Tomb Kings with their canon feats should be able to take over a chunk of land as part of their invasion - sure they might get attritioned down eventually - that still counts as a conquest (for however long).
Tomb Kings don't really have the same ways to become endemic like the Vampire Counts do.

They can't hide among imperial society, they can't turn local aristocrats into more of them, and they can't endlessly recruit more forces from the dead of every battle.
 
Talking about Verena. If Mathilde wanted how could she start worshipping Her? Would it be needed for her to be on good terms with the Cult of Verena? Or could she worship Her without interacting with Her Cult, in a similar fashion to how she worships Ranald?
We're incredibly lax on the god front, honestly. It's fine when we're interacting with the Crime god of Laxness and Impropriety, because we are one of his stealiest scoundrels.

Ranald doesn't like us because we're devoted to him; if we were devoted to being devoted to him we'd have taken the priest class. Ranald likes us because he's the god of all the things we are, like Ursun favoring the beariest bear in a forest.

Verena, on the other hand, is basically a (the?) Queen of Civilization. Doing things the right way is important to her because she's practically made out of 'right way particles'.

And we're pretty important, but not much more than the average noble, in terms of what she cares about. More importantly, we do a lot of stuff she would disapprove of, being as we are a law-skirting scoundrel who casts Lie magic and executes people without trial. We do basically nothing 'the right way'.
 
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Having reread the update I have come to a sudden realization: that scene with Gretel and Alonza would not be out of place in one of those Villainess light novels. It'd be the scene where the so-called protagonist exposes the Villainess and her misdeeds, except this time the (misunderstood or vengeful or both) villainess has turned the tables on the protagonist instead. With a little help from the cold, aloof love interest, mysterious and dangerous noble, former co-worker and all her power and connections. Probably have a title like I Shall Cut the Strings of Fate with the Scythe of Morr!: The Villainess Escapes Her Doom with Death Magic
Mathilde doesn't have any Border Princes romance novels in her collection yet, does she? We know that at least one city is willing to publish for "prisoners."
 
What's a Nagash's Dark Lord?
They're Nagash's lieutenants that he made to replace the vampires that betrayed him, basically super-powered Wight Kings.

I don't know if Boney is using that specific source, but one of them, Zahaak aka the Sword of Nagashizzar, shows up in the Runefang novel. He was able to animate a giant undead horde with no Necromancer assistants, which was constantly growing from everyone they killed, just from the power Nagash had bestowed upon him. He could also direct his skeleton armies with perfect, battlefield-wide coordination, allowing him to not just outlast his enemies but also outfight them. If I remember correctly he could also instantly regenerate from any damage he took, and the only thing that could put him down was the Solland Runefang, which Alaric the Mad had made specifically to kill him.

His only real weakness was the fact that he was still following orders from Nagash, still stuck trying to go attack Sigmar's Empire in his master's support even though the dwarfs sealed him away for two thousand odd years. So he'd ignore any settlement that wasn't on the map in Sigmar's time, and try to march through swamps where there had once been roads.

But that's novel stuff, so it's a pure tossup whether it applies to Divided Loyalties, and according to canon it's not even one of the Dark Lords buried there but an angry mummy which is a totally different thing. But I would be cautious of making assumptions based on canon material to solve a mystery box, because Boney might do a switcheroo like Karak Dum just to throw us off.
 
Sylvania took decades to clear and still requires a firm grip to integrate properly. My perspective is that Nehekhara as an overall polity retains enough formidable might that they could make a good showing of invading if they wanted to, i.e. discounting that Tomb Kings are usually fractious. They wouldn't need to establish a consistent route, just periodic reinforcements with their undead logistics simplifying things. Tomb Kings with their canon feats should be able to take over a chunk of land as part of their invasion - sure they might get attritioned down eventually - that still counts as a conquest (for however long).
I repeat myself, canon feats of raiding cannot be used to argue that they could conquer the Empire. You have yet to prove that someone rapidly moving through territory trying to get to a target and leave should be taken as proof that they can hold that territory. Any naval route would need to be a consistent route, because the Empire is quite capable of inflicting consistent casualties on a conquest attempt. You might have a force of Tomb Kings in the Empire for a year or two, but it won't be for much longer than that.

Araby is right next door to Nehekhara and it successfully deals with attempts by Nehekhara to conquer it. I fail to see why the Tomb Kings would be so much more successful regarding a land with a much different environment that is much further away. (edit: I should be clear, they did conquer Araby a thousand years ago, but they got thrown out... and that was a millennium ago)

In modern times, Araby is divided in times of peace and united in times of 'bloody hell, Nehekhara's at it again'.
 
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Also because of that one time we stole a prophet's worth of energy for him.

Gods like to receive presents, all of them.
I sort of agree, but he was handing us a +20 bonus twice a year even before then. That's more favor than most people see in their lives.

Come to think of it, though, favoring the things that you're in charge of is probably one of the main ways gods get ahead with their side hustles. If the beariest bear in the forest eats a favored orc shaman, Ursun would stand to bearnifit.
 
Gay or Ranaldian?
Dedicated to Aule and my undying annoyance over getting the idea planted into my head and having to spend an hour writing this "parody song with swtiched lyrics" cliche. Again.

(Gretel)
There! Right There!
Look at those plaits, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape she's in
Look at that stylishly pointy hat
Oh please she's gay, totally gay

(Cadaeth)
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight associate.
This gal's not gay, I say not gay

(All)
That is the dragon in the room
Well, is it bigoted to assume
that a woman with a huge sword
is automatically magically fay?

(Cadaeth)
But look at her coiffed and crispy locks

(Gretel)
Look at her wide and muscular arms

(Cadaeth)
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing

(Gretel)
What are we seeing?

(Cadaeth)
Is she gay?

(Gretel)
Of course she's gay

(Cadaeth)
Or Ranaldian?

(All)
ohhhhhh
Gay or Ranaldian?
It is hard to guarantee
Is she gay or Ranaldian?

(Heidi)
Well, don't you look at me

(Roswita)
You see they bring their lads up different
Behind the Colleges' locked doors
They learn peculiar things

(All)
With wooden staves and shapeless robes!
Gay or a night prowler?
The answer could take years!
They will say things like "Meine Liebe"
while they stab you in both sides!

(Gretel)
Oh please!

(All)
Gay or Ranaldian?
So many shades of Gray

(Max)
Depending on the time of day
Bretonnians go either way

(All)
Is she gay or Ranaldian?
or-

(Gretel)
There! Right There!
Look at that smug and knowing smirk
Seen it on every Gray at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That gal's not gay, I say no way

(All)
That is the dragon in the room
Well is it bigoted to presume
that an SV protagonist

(Gretel)
Is automatically, radically

(Cadaeth)
Ironically, chronically

(Cython)
Scurtinly, certainly

(Roswita)
Genetically, netically

(All)
Gay!
Officially Gay!
Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!

Dammit

Gay or Ranaldian?

(Cadaeth)
So shifty and two-faced

(All)
Is she gay or Ranaldian?

(Cadaeth)
Let's ask the Karak Vlag!

(Roswita)
But they bring their lads up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a magic curse

(All)
If she wears a suit or wields a sword
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code

(Max)
Yet her shadow is so weird
but her shoes are steely toed!

(All)
Huh
Gay or Ranaldian?
So many shades of Gray

(Egrimm)
But if she turns out straight
I have a tome with eldritch lore

(All)
Is she gay or Ranaldian?
Gay or Ranaldian?
Gay or Rana-

(Johann)
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this gal
I have an idea I'd like to try

(Cadaeth)
The floor is yours

(Johann)
So Ms. Weber...
This alleged project with Waystones
has been going on for...?

(Mathilde)
4 years

(Johann)
And your first name again is...?

(Mathilde)
Mathilde

(Johann)
And your girlfriend's name is...?

(Mathilde)
Panoramia

*Everyone waits for three seconds, but Mathilde doesn't retract her statement and doesn't seem to quite understand what the fuss is about.*

Thus the song ends, without everyone realizing that Mathilde is both gay and Ranaldian.
 
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At any rate, the remaining socials are K8P's first 'native' wizard, the festival games to Asuryan that will decide whether Kadoh remains the current Champion or not, and the external social action (which I still think is either going to be Eltharion or being told the spider-silk is ready or near-ready).

I think it's quite possible that the arrival of the Library of Mournings' copy will come along at the start of the next turn, alongside whatever end-of-turn book purchases we decide to make.
 
Undead armies just being able to haul themselves indefinitely unless otherwise stated is a massively overlooked and horrifying capability of the tireless dead.

It's not just about being able to go the standard human speed indefinitely -- marching constantly is decent -- but about not having to stop to eat or set up camp or rest your feet. It's three times faster than the worst march you could imagine, indefinitely, at no extra cost and with no extra weakness, and they're ready to a fight a 100% casualties battle at the end of it.

Like, in Europe, 200 miles can usually put you solidly in another country, you know? That's only a very spooky day, at the average human speed. An angry necromancer can get from Spain to Russia in a fortnight. That's practically teleportation to a General.

Death marches have nothing on S-K-E-L-E-T-O-N marches.
 
We're incredibly lax on the god front, honestly. It's fine when we're interacting with the Crime god of Laxness and Impropriety, because we are one of his stealiest scoundrels.

Ranald doesn't like us because we're devoted to him; if we were devoted to being devoted to him we'd have taken the priest class. Ranald likes us because he's the god of all the things we are, like Ursun favoring the beariest bear in a forest.

Verena, on the other hand, is basically a (the?) Queen of Civilization. Doing things the right way is important to her because she's practically made out of 'right way particles'.

And we're pretty important, but not much more than the average noble, in terms of what she cares about. More importantly, we do a lot of stuff she would disapprove of, being as we are a law-skirting scoundrel who casts Lie magic and executes people without trial. We do basically nothing 'the right way'.
Eh, the law-skirting and trial things a bit of a grey area, mostly
As we are dealing with a different legal and values system

The truth part Verena's scripture is a thing
But there's enough open to interpretation there that one could argue that deceit based on the kind of exact words and unspoken assumptions that Mathilde's fond of could be allowed
And whether it covers illusions and false identities is arguable
Plenty of Grey Wizards are worshippers of Verena after all, so there's presumably a well-worn line of rhetoric over the matter

All the fish that Mathilde keeps tripping over largely comes from legitimate ventures or spoils from enemies of the Empire, and there's certainly no laws protecting loot taken from Skaven vaults or the like
(Well, there is the slight bit of embezzlement that Mathilde took part in for the first 7 years of her career, but I'm sure that's fine. She had student debt to pay :V)

And the without trial thing is a definite case of values dissonance I think
Mathilde factually has the legal authority to make the call on whether someone is guilty and needs to die on her own should she deem it necessary
I'm quite certain that Verenan priests in similar circumstances don't worry themselves overmuch with ensuring everyone gets a full court case either
A devout Verenan should be concerned with being certain of guilt or innocence, but given the setting that doesn't necessarily mean the target gets to formally present themselves in court

And when it comes to that moral Grey area where her targets aren't necessarily guilty (like a certain late Tzar) well
Technically speaking, none of Verena's scriptures actually forbid that
Just to not be "a tool of injustice or heresy"
Though the degree to which you're even bound by tenets like that if you're a private worshipper and not a formal layperson of the Cult is a bit vague
At the very least it's not testing the boundaries any worse than Mathilde tests the Ranaldian "no violence except in self defense" rule
 
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Undead armies just being able to haul themselves indefinitely unless otherwise stated is a massively overlooked and horrifying capability of the tireless dead.

It's not just about being able to go the standard human speed indefinitely -- marching constantly is decent -- but about not having to stop to eat or set up camp or rest your feet. It's three times faster than the worst march you could imagine, indefinitely, at no extra cost and with no extra weakness, and they're ready to a fight a 100% casualties battle at the end of it.

Like, in Europe, 200 miles can usually put you solidly in another country, you know? That's only a very spooky day, at the average human speed. An angry necromancer can get from Spain to Russia in a fortnight. That's practically teleportation to a General.

Death marches have nothing on S-K-E-L-E-T-O-N marches.
this is something that ALL OF US could have had literal years ago if people hadn't protested to the april fools Skeleton Overlord, but nooooooo.
 
I'm down for getting a better relationship with Verena. Mathilde has previously noted that she might like Her more than Hoeth, in part due to how she wouldn't stand aside and let Her library burn down. And honestly, she can be said to already follow Verena's strictures, or certain interpretations of them:
  • Safeguard knowledge, for it is the foundation stone for civilisation.
  • All knowledge is equally important.
  • Preserve your judgement from fear or favour.
  • Arbitrate disputes whenever you can.
  • Do not allow yourself to become a tool of injustice or heresy.
  • Combat is a last resort, but do not fear to wield the sword of justice.
So I'm sure Mathilde could reach some understanding with Her even if she'll probably never be worshiped side-to-side with Ranald.

To those of you already typing 'I mean, she could be if we really want to', I want you to remind you that we'd be risking insanity in the process:

I would strongly recommend not trying to simultaneously worship the Goddess of Law and Truth and the God of Theft, Lies, and Vigilantism.
What's the expected outcome of doing that? And how would interactions with the Cult of Verena go? IIRC there's an option to trade books with them.
If you're faking it, divine retribution. If you're genuine, insanity.

Unlike Ranald and Shallya (where you can totally see how you'd go about actively worshiping the intersection between Mercy and Lies/Vigilantism/Theft), I don't see Verena being very amused or forgiving of what Ranald requires. The relationship with his in-laws is a bit tense.

Having some occasional friendly contact is probably about as close as we can get.
 
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  • Safeguard knowledge, for it is the foundation stone for civilisation.
  • All knowledge is equally important.
  • Preserve your judgement from fear or favour.
  • Arbitrate disputes whenever you can.
  • Do not allow yourself to become a tool of injustice or heresy.
  • Combat is a last resort, but do not fear to wield the sword of justice.

We ticked off most of those just doing the witch hunter thing.
 
Really if people want Mathilde to literally worship BOOK without the truth/anti-crime aspects of main-line Verena, Scripsisti is probably an easier figure for her to go with. At least until the printing press spreads.
 
I do wonder if the Witch Hunter might decide to investigate Mathilde a bit and pay a visit to her Library, like I really want an interlude or something of someone uninitiated entering our library and finding it filled with Giant Spider Librarians.
 
…he's probably already read the books, hasn't he? Mathilde did send a note to the Brights that her library had them, and a specialist in battle magic and enchantment sounds like the sort of person with a well rounded respect for the Wind. Mathilde might have just asked him to do exactly what he was already planning on.
Ah, but something like that, a foreign perspective on the wind, is something that'd likely be restricted to senior members for decades before trickling down to journeyman or even becoming an accepted part of the noviciate curriculum.

We just Gordian Kno-actually, that in the past tense is odd to read. We probably cut through a good chunk of internal politics, and just so happened to land on the side the Battle Wizard favored.
 
I am pretty sure there is a Boney post where he states its hard to worship both Shallya and Ranald as a pair a la Taal and Rhya. I can't find it though.
 
I am pretty sure there is a Boney post where he states its hard to worship both Shallya and Ranald as a pair a la Taal and Rhya. I can't find it though.
This bit?
The combination of Ranald and either Shallya and/or His children might work. Mathilde is not very Shallya though, I think.
No. Are you protecting or are you healing? If you say "both in exactly equal proportions", you are actually betraying both, because instead of specializing in one and becoming as good at it as you can be, you're playing silly buggers and watering down the good you could be doing. The Gods are not autonomous favour-dispensing algorithms, they are extremely powerful thinking beings that can and will gently correct the misguided and smite the absolute shit out of sophists who think they've found One Weird Trick To Double Your Blessings, Priests Hate This.
 
Hmm. Then I'm not sure what it was that I was remembering. Coulda sworn there was some way to honor both at the same time.
 
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