- Location
- England
Absolutely amazing chapter. Natasha and Kerillian stealing the show
Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism
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That was a helpful release of pressure.
I am definitely inclined to go in this direction.
I don't care if it makes people unhappy. We're on a black ark. We should not be happy. I'm not willing to lose Kerillian, not unless we had Hultressa to support her in this attempt to rally. But we are not in a position to turn away potential combatants.
I am definitely inclined to go in this direction.
I don't care if it makes people unhappy. We're on a black ark. We should not be happy. I'm not willing to lose Kerillian, not unless we had Hultressa to support her in this attempt to rally. But we are not in a position to turn away potential combatants.
- Location
- Madness realms
I liked the chapter, I liked the results, I liked the big angy catbird not wanting to squeeze in a tunnel, I liked the rolls from the pretty consistent middle of the lane rolls to the Nat hundo for Kerry, I especially liked the fun Widow lore.
All in all I can't wait for more.
Out of curiosity I wonder how far into the widows grasp Nat would go if Freddy croaked before she could rescue him. Probably apocalyptic levels of ice age on that ark.
All in all I can't wait for more.
Out of curiosity I wonder how far into the widows grasp Nat would go if Freddy croaked before she could rescue him. Probably apocalyptic levels of ice age on that ark.
- Location
- Omniverse #1345
@torroar I think the "The Heights of Ecstatic Pain(35)" is meant to be a minus rather than a plus, as that matches what the result you got is. (If it is actually a plus we are at 179/100, eat shit Drucchi)
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- Location
- Brazil, Minas gerais
'The Murderous Wrath of Khaine' ...yeah I wish to put more blame than I should on the MC here for this^^, so I will 
And just to be sure I not complaining he is the insult that keep given and given to Khaine.
And just to be sure I not complaining he is the insult that keep given and given to Khaine.
- Location
- The city by the bay
"Should you find love, my daughters, then always remember thus: Destroy all those who would seek to make you a Widow."
Absolutely killer line. Pun somewhat intended.
Absolutely killer line. Pun somewhat intended.
- Location
- Probably one of the continents.
Goddamnit. This whole chapter was a bunch of nonstop fuck yeah then goddamn Kerillian picks up the goddamn sword.
Massgamer
Advance toward the Future
- Location
- The Future
Goddam is Nat truly embracing her heritage here! The Widow truly flowing through her!
Also, damn Kirillian! Apparently Khaine hates the Pleasure Cult more than us right now, and as said helps that she is a Wood Elf who make use of both sides of their pantheon when needed.
Point is, the Girl Squad is really showing their might! About time Freddy was the damsel in need of rescuing.
Can't help but wonder if a certain Druchi bitch is wondering why the hell this human hasn't been broken yet, hehe.
Also, damn Kirillian! Apparently Khaine hates the Pleasure Cult more than us right now, and as said helps that she is a Wood Elf who make use of both sides of their pantheon when needed.
Point is, the Girl Squad is really showing their might! About time Freddy was the damsel in need of rescuing.
Can't help but wonder if a certain Druchi bitch is wondering why the hell this human hasn't been broken yet, hehe.
This is the most funny line and mental image I have so far in this quest.
The cold and the dark is never gone. It is only waiting.
Khaine approves of magical murder women. And right now he very much approves of them killing a certain bitch. Besides there are so many ways to horrifically kill people using plant life she can share.
- Pronouns
- He
Sending Kerillian off on her own does raise the question of how she'll get back in time to escape with the rest of the warband when the time comes for that.
Escape?
We have to kill the Chief Demon and Alyssa to save Frederick and get off the Ark. That means massive, attention grabbing battles. She will find us. Hell Khaine won't let her miss out on the battle.
- Location
- SEAsia
- Pronouns
- Thou
"I totally meant for this to happen, including losing my other champion."
- Khaine probably
Look, it's frankly quite clear that Kerillian took the blade not because she succumbed to murderous temptations, but because she absolutely cannot allow any opportunity to rebel against an authoritative Asur (and a handmaiden at that!) to pass by.
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I wonder if Khaine is just doing this so he can establish a new temple in Ostland.
Different worship styles.
No Blood Cauldrons.
That's why Khaine was like "NEW FAVORITE CHILD".
Khaine: Corrupt her? She came like this!
The dragon fight with a 3 rider griffon was probably what got Khaine so excited!
Different worship styles.
No Blood Cauldrons.
What do you mean succumbed? It's her natural state!"I totally meant for this to happen, including losing my other champion."
- Khaine probably
Look, it's frankly quite clear that Kerillian took the blade not because she succumbed to murderous temptations, but because she absolutely cannot allow any opportunity to rebel against an authoritative Asur (and a handmaiden at that!) to pass by.
That's why Khaine was like "NEW FAVORITE CHILD".
Khaine: Corrupt her? She came like this!
The dragon fight with a 3 rider griffon was probably what got Khaine so excited!
I guess Khaine is also the God of Spin Doctors in that case.
Now we are cooking with this.
Magnus pulled off an awesome assault on Octane and Nat absolutely destroyed hundreds of Dark Elves and a sorceress.
Also everything with Keri is awesome.
- Location
- SEAsia
- Pronouns
- Thou
Blood Cauldrons. Pfeh. Primitives.
Obviously, Khaine will realize ale barrels are superior to blood cauldrons.
It all makes sense now!
Khaine's Plan: Protagonist Glory!
Step 1: Highjack Fredrick (Failed due to Sigmar)
-Step 1a: Defeat Fredrick!( Failed due to Fredrick)
-Step 1b: Canceled due to Slaanesh Surprise!
Detour: Keep Artifact from Cult of Pleasure
???
Perfect Match Found! Mental Pollution Negated!
Profit! (Widow's Warpath!)
About 40% of convicted murders in the USA had alcohol involved before or during the crime.
Khaine is trying to expand his market share!
That's why he's been going after Fredrick so hard!
He can't go take the Dawi. But he can take a human!
And somehow he managed to get a perfect champion instead!
And this one is involved in Fredrick's shenanigans!
Khaine is going for STONKS!
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Advance toward the Future
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Personally all for Kerillian trying to convert any willing dark elf we find, since goodness knows recent events have lead to a crisis of faith I'm sure many of them want an answer for.
And besides, Kerillian clearly has Khaine's support, at least for now, so way not show them a different way to worship the lord of murder?
And besides, Kerillian clearly has Khaine's support, at least for now, so way not show them a different way to worship the lord of murder?
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Its not that bad. She's not using the Widowmaker.
Although I think with that roll, she might have been able to wield it without a problem either.
Did you mean "She clearly has Khaine's support"?
Ragingbear21
Victoria Concordia Crescit
- Location
- Lebanon
[X] Turning A Bloody Leaf:
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Advance toward the Future
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- The Future
Brain fart, yeah that is what I meant.Did you mean "She clearly has Khaine's support"?
Besides, as said the Wood Elves believe in a more balanced way of worshipping their gods, and while not perfect, just like their magic users it sounds like they found a way that works for them.
Oh yeah, we can vote now!
[X] Turning A Bloody Leaf
yannoshka
Thunda birb
- Location
- Smartarse cramschool
If I were willing to give ole' redsleeves any credit ( And I never have been but for Keri's sake I'm taking it into consideration) I might propose that he is not spin-doctoring so much as being a murder connoisseur:
Tularis was straight-down mega-murder-vodka
His usual brides are triple-distilled double malt murder-bourbon
Helebron is probably some sort of Campari with a hint of Aniseed
Our girl Keri?
Rich and smooth, smoky dark murder ale from this microbrewery, you plebs could not have heard of it...
For those who are particular about alcohol and accompanying terminology, I would like to state clearly that this was a joke, made for the purpose of funny, and that, due to not partaking at all for medical reasons, I have no clue whatsoever, simply stringing along terms and phrases in ways that cultural osmosis makes me think might make at least surface-level sense.
[X] Turning A Bloody Leaf
Tularis was straight-down mega-murder-vodka
His usual brides are triple-distilled double malt murder-bourbon
Helebron is probably some sort of Campari with a hint of Aniseed
Our girl Keri?
Rich and smooth, smoky dark murder ale from this microbrewery, you plebs could not have heard of it...
For those who are particular about alcohol and accompanying terminology, I would like to state clearly that this was a joke, made for the purpose of funny, and that, due to not partaking at all for medical reasons, I have no clue whatsoever, simply stringing along terms and phrases in ways that cultural osmosis makes me think might make at least surface-level sense.
[X] Turning A Bloody Leaf
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Fuckin get it Nat! You are not one to be trifled with!
Holy shit Kerillian. Let her have her asrai khaine girl scout troupe
Holy shit Kerillian. Let her have her asrai khaine girl scout troupe
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