Night_stalker
Slava Ukraini!
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NVM.
Fine, fine, no burning the woods filled with who knows what.
Fine, fine, no burning the woods filled with who knows what.
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Warhammer Fantasy: A Dynasty of Dynamic Alcoholism
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If they could have singlehandedly slaughtered all of the Beastmen and Chaos loonies they would have done it a long time ago. If someone went up to you, held a gun to your head and told you to dig to China, it'd be just as much of an incentive, in the sense that you'd try, fail and then die because it's impossible for you.
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They are fighting in the woods filled with beastmen and orks and can't reclaim all of it because there are too many beastmen and orks.
If said beastmen and/or orks head out of the forest to raid us, we cut down that (small/moderately sized)section of the woods and kill any beastman or ork that resides there.
That way the beastmen gradually lose territory and as such, the capacity to replenish their forces.
If the Elves eventually win their war for the(remaining) forest. they can buy it from us, the orks/beastmen conquered it from them and we conquered it from the orks/beastmen.
I say we don't invade elven lands, elf-held woods are elven lands, beastman-held woods are beastman lands and ork-held woods are ork lands. The latter two we conquer, cut down and burn in that order.
Why would they need to buy it? I'm pretty sure we don't actually own the forest.
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We're supposed to tell them they are, and then they laugh in our face and we have a giant, bloody war over it, for no good reason at all. Which, to be fair, is pretty fitting Warhammer behavior, and it might be that Qeqre is just method acting the grimderp.
Given all the communities there, we have about as much of a claim as they do.
"We were here first!" Has never worked as an argument.
The sections we've cut down and claimed at that point.
"Context"
We're Stannis Baratheon aren't we?
Do we still get to have a dragon bow?
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Oh Gods you are right. I see it now. Like, alcoholic Stannis. The world is not ready.
Massgamer
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Considering our learning skill and blacksmith trait we can make our own dragon bow.
Actually the description for it has it as an elven bow from an old elven colony. What they make is greater that what we can make.
Uh that dragon bow is a magical artifact so it's going to be quite expensive. Just give the ogres cannons or crossbows.
SneakyWalrus
Is the Water Free?
We could improve our piety
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We could just beat everything to death with our hammer when it tries pulling this deific shit on us and then shoot the corpse. If they want someone to bother, tell them to go bother Magnus the
We should give the hammer a name. Something like BMF from Pulp Fiction.
Derek58
Rocket Punch is Best Punch
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We're about to get a Runefang, the hammer can return to being a forge tool
Massgamer
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Dragon Bows from Dark Souls the game.
They are large and require a lot of strength to use which to a regular Ogre would look like a great bow.
They look like this.
I don't see why we can't use both.
Say I know what we should do later on. Thanks to Torroar we now have a chance to become emperor and use Ghal Maraz to brain those who oppose us. Plenty of fun hammer time.
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Theunderbolt
"Prepare for trouble..."
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With Freds diplo score it may be a wee bit difficult to secure that position.
Derek58
Rocket Punch is Best Punch
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We'll just have to win people over with deed instead of word.
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Exactly we are a tenth son of a noble so we have learned that deeds are worth more than words. Other nobles may say they will do something while we mean it and in some cases we will do it ourselves.
King Arthur
The Once and Future King
We aren't exactly in a particularly powerful position at the moment, it might be hard pull off deeds grand enough to convince people we should be Emperor.