And then, the Klingons declare total war on us.
And then they shall grind themselves to dust on the unyielding anvil that is the Federation, while the mighty Romulan Navy strikes them from the rear like the furious hammer of smith does onto hot iron.

At the end of that day, after the dead have been mourned and this grand victory celebrated, it shall be the Federation and the Romulan Star Empire who will live to tell the galaxy of this grand battle, while silence shall be the only song sung in the empty Hall of Heroes on Qo'noS from now on, until even Kahless the Unforgettable shall be Unforgettable no more.
 
No we don't. We were able to contact them through intermediaries, but we have no direct diplomatic ties. Their refusal is one of the main reasons even the FDS is coming around to the idea that war is inevitable.

Yep. From the Apinae Foxtrot Part 1:
"The Development faction doesn't see Cardassia as the threat that the Expansionists and Hawks do," continues Shey. "They feel they will be able to continue further growth within the Federation's new borders just fine. Of course, the Expansionists and Hawks both deplore Cardassia's tactics and are no fans of the presence of Sydraxians, and Dawiar or Lecarre on either side of this Apinae sector 'salient'. Of course, the continued refusal of the Cardassians to open normal channels of communication is fraying the patience of all sides."
 
The Voice of the Federation, broadcasting nonstop in Cardassian.

I have a feeling that unless we broadcast porn, nobody there's going to be very much interested in what we broadcast.

If we DO broadcast porn, then I give it a quarter before there's civil uprising against the government after they try to ban it.
 
Radio Free Europe Cardassia?

Andorian DJ: Greetings my bruthas and sistas as well as beings of indeterminate gender! It's your host DJ Frost and tonight I got a treat for y'all straight from the Federation council it's Councilor Stesk up in the hizouse!

Councilor Stesk: If I remember the vernacular correctly I believe the proper greeting would be 'Word up'?.
 
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I imagine it'd actually just be a direct feed to nonbiased news sources. Let Cardassians find the TRUTH for themselves.

Andorian DJ: Greetings my bruthas and sistas as well beings of indeterminate gender! It's your host DJ Frost and tonight I got a treat for y'all straight from the Federation council is Councilor Stesk up in the hizouse!

Councilor Stesk: Word.
@OneirosTheWriter can you pass on a bug report for me: I can't seem to like this post more than once?
 
With the Graetarians already at 75/100 and the Honiani at 105, we're certainly cleaning up the non-affiliates already. Given that we're working on the Sydaxians, we may end up with the Graetarians at 100+ this year too. That would only leave the Ked Paddah and the Dawiar for us to worry about, which is nice. Minimizing the need for diplopushes is quite valuable in these expensive times.

Unless with our thawing relationships with the Romulans that we decide to go after the Sotaw after all...
 
That joint research colony with the Romulans?
They're stealing our wi-fi and downloading everything they can.

On the other hand, maybe anyone who comes from that colony is shocked at how lax computer security is for most of the Federation.

Possibly both.
Probably both.

And it we weren't locked down with the Syndicate and the Cardassians I'd be pushing for us to stack as many ships as we can spare in the KBZ and the RBZ on the basis that every ship we can pull away from a common border between the two of them drops the chance of war. (Can you tell I skew development? Who else would argue about building ships, and not fighting them as a way to peace?)

We lack the necessary flexibility at the moment, alas.
 
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Service = Full Subscription
Blocked Channels = Naughty Andoria, Vulcan Philosophy Channel, Fun with Experimental Science (Luna)
User Notes:
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"how many ways to blow up a star do they actually need!?"
-FromCardassiaWithLove commenting on Fun with Experimental Science, and becoming a meme about missing the point.
 
That's kind of like sending the Dalai Lama to negotiate with radical Muslims, isn't it? They're both really religious, but...
Well, the Bajorans seem tolerant of other people's religions, so it can't go that badly. Bajoran religion seems to be a bit more like ancient religions that didn't proselytize; if you're not a member of the dominant Bajoran planetary culture, it doesn't apply to you.

And at least having a Honiani or six around to catch on when the (overwhelmingly atheist, it seems) Federation officials are completely underestimating the importance of local religious views... It can't make things worse, in my opinion.

Even after we 're done suppressing the Syndicate, it will still be able to sell the Cardassians (and everybody else, really) the equivalent of a PC and Space VPN. If it's publicly available, assume the other guys have it.
Part of the issue is that it may take high powered transmission beams operated deliberately to send messages across interstellar distances.

See, "if it's publicly available, assume the other guys have it" is a reasonably safe way to go about doing, for example, intelligence work. Because you don't want to assume you can keep a secret known to literally your entire nation, that would be foolish. At the same time, though, it's pretty obvious that we in the Federation government do NOT have clear information on things that are presumably common public knowledge in some of the neutral species around us. I'm pretty sure the general Sydraxian public knows exactly why they keep raiding us- but until recently, we had little or no idea what had happened. The Dawiar knew immediately why they attacked the Polaris, but we didn't find out for about 12-18 months. And so it goes.

In intelligence work you plan for capabilities, not intentions or even realities. The Cardassians are capable of knowing any publicly available fact about us that they choose to know, with little difficulty. That doesn't mean that they do know all those facts. Among other things because they may not even know what questions they need to ask.

And then they shall grind themselves to dust on the unyielding anvil that is the Federation, while the mighty Romulan Navy strikes them from the rear like the furious hammer of smith does onto hot iron.

At the end of that day, after the dead have been mourned and this grand victory celebrated, it shall be the Federation and the Romulan Star Empire who will live to tell the galaxy of this grand battle, while silence shall be the only song sung in the empty Hall of Heroes on Qo'noS from now on, until even Kahless the Unforgettable shall be Unforgettable no more.
Yuk.

Do we have a genocidaire crawling out of the woodwork again? :sour:

Andorian porn? Get a pornstar who looks like Nash?
There are billions of Andorians, and Nash is famous, and has been for about ten years. I bet there's already a zhen who's a dead ringer for her, doing "sexy space captain boldly goes" parodies.

Actually, I bet there are several of them.
 
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And it we weren't locked down with the Syndicate and the Cardassians I'd be pushing for us to stack as many ships as we can spare in the KBZ and the RBZ on the basis that every ship we can pull away from a common border between the two of them drops the chance of war. (Can you tell I skew development? Who else would argue about building ships, and not fighting them as a way to peace?)

Wouldn't be war between those two good for us, especially if we are busy with the Cardassians? A war will weaken both sides, no matter who wins, both sides are likely to "bribe" us to support them /remain neutral etc.. In short, our two closest competitors fighting each other seems like a huge win to me. I honestly see little reason we why should prevent that war aside from the ideological one and even that is in my eyes relatively weak due to those two being sovereign states.
 
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