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Scrambled Eggs. A Sonic X Sega All Star Villains CK2 Quest

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Rusty, Stone and Starline: Find Mr. Hedgey Hog?

Stone: I wanna do it

Starline: Put it in your blog!

Rusty: Dr. Eggman said, "we should work together"

Stone: Three of a kind?

Starline: Birds of a feather
All 3: Now and forever, whee; (la, la, la)
(La, la, la)
(ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
Find the Hedgey Hog, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then turn off all the lights

Starline: First, we're goin' to set Tails as bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-running we will
Snap the trap and close the gate!

Rusty: Wait, I've got a better plan
To catch this insignificant speedy man
Let's hurt his Girlfriend- or maybe not
And when she's done we'll beat him up!

All 3: Find Mr. Hedgey Hog, throw him in a box
We'll search if need be for ninety years, then see if he talks
Then the good Doctor Eggman
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will praise us I swear, whee

Stone: I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at Tails' door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sonic will be coming for sure!

Rusty: You're so stupid, think now
If we blow it and he's in smithereens
The boss will get angry

All 3: And he'll hard boil us until we scream!
Find the Hedgey Hog, tie him in a bag
Dangle him over the ocean, then, see if he is sad
Because Dr. Eggman is the meanest guy around
If I were on his hit list, I'd get out of town

Starline: He'll be so pleased by our success

Stone: That he'll reward us too, I bet

Rusty: Perhaps, who knows what he shall do

All 3: He might say we're the best, too (whoo)!
We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him and stay on his good side

Rusty: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb!

Starline: I'm not the dumb one!

Stone: We're having fun!

Rusty: Shut up!

Starline: Make me!

Stone: I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to Knuckles' Island porch
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until' his curiosity
Entices him to look inside

All 3: And then we'll have Sonic coming, one, two, three
Find the Hedgey Hog, beat him with a stick
Make him listen to his own quips, see what makes him tick
Find the Hedgey Hog, chop his shoes into bits
Dr. Eggman is sure to get his kicks
Find the Hedgey Hog, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage, and then give the boss the keyyyyy!
Ah, ha, ha (he, he, he)

EDIT: thank you @wabbitking for the inspiration to write a song parody lol
 
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Two more things wanted to ask.

First off do certain triggers for memories and such of other Eggman only get one shot roll? Like in any future interaction with his new Eggboss (or whatever he deems to call his higher rank/hero units) or Rusty Rose coming with chance at roll? Or you mentioned that the snapcube Eggman had only one trigger so does that mean only one shot to get that roll and memories?

Admit never watched the snapcube series but now i'm curious to give it a try~ I'll admit i'm also curious if Eggman is the only one suffering from this or those who also had counterparts in other variations/timelines are dealing with the same symptoms? Or if the ones running around aren't those that Eggman is familiar with like what if he meets Tails again only to see he's calling himself Nine now~

Also another question what do you think of the Eggman of this abridged universe coming into play memory wise?


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPPicVgvSJQ&list=PLpaisfR0DkEKUizVMNh0X7V084Tdwjcl3

6 episodes so far all pretty entertaining~
 
nightmaster said:
Two more things wanted to ask.

First off do certain triggers for memories and such of other Eggman only get one shot roll? Like in any future interaction with his new Eggboss (or whatever he deems to call his higher rank/hero units) or Rusty Rose coming with chance at roll? Or you mentioned that the snapcube Eggman had only one trigger so does that mean only one shot to get that roll and memories?

Admit never watched the snapcube series but now i'm curious to give it a try~ I'll admit i'm also curious if Eggman is the only one suffering from this or those who also had counterparts in other variations/timelines are dealing with the same symptoms? Or if the ones running around aren't those that Eggman is familiar with like what if he meets Tails again only to see he's calling himself Nine now~

Also another question what do you think of the Eggman of this abridged universe coming into play memory wise?


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPPicVgvSJQ&list=PLpaisfR0DkEKUizVMNh0X7V084Tdwjcl3

6 episodes so far all pretty entertaining~
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Oh, I watched all the episodes before it's pretty good And then there's also the abridged sonic movie

But I don't think metal is one of the people that not have every other version of him in his own head… so far it's only just been the game/IDW version of him
 
Kingster said:
Reminder that currently you only have 25 Metal left.

Without enough Metal, you might be locked of doing some action at once and might have to pick between or the other.
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We'll need more metal then. Makes sense. Resources are important. We'll need to find a mine, or start one ourselves.

Until then, perhaps our aggressive neighbors might "donate" some. I'm sure Rusty or Metal can retrieve some from them. Not like we can send them after the Zeti to get our stuff back. That would end poorly.
 
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Dr. Dinosaur said:
We'll need more metal then. Makes sense. Resources are important. We'll need to find a mine, or start one ourselves.

Until then, perhaps our aggressive neighbors might "donate" some. I'm sure Rusty or Metal can retrieve some from them. Not like we can send them after the Zeti to get our stuff back.
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I propose Metal and we should use every Martial opportunity to use him since his main drive is to prove he's the "real" Sonic that probably involve try to fight and kill him, since it's likely we will not meet him for some time and much less fight him than he's main drive will go unfilled.

So after three turns Metal will have debuff from not engaging against his "faker".
 
You know I'm kinda actually curious about how the sonic prime storylines is going to affect the quest due to us picking Rusty as our first official hero unit..

If that did cause the paradox prism to appear, we definitely need to find it because to be able to go to different dimensions with it can be a major help in the future… that's after we get our Empire back of course
 
catxfighter_3_1 said:
You know I'm kinda actually curious about how the sonic prime storylines is going to affect the quest due to us picking Rusty as our first official hero unit..

If that did cause the paradox prism to appear, we definitely need to find it because to be able to go to different dimensions with it can be a major help in the future… that's after we get our Empire back of course
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Dimensions already have clashed my guy a but late for that
 
catxfighter_3_1 said:
You know I'm kinda actually curious about how the sonic prime storylines is going to affect the quest due to us picking Rusty as our first official hero unit..

If that did cause the paradox prism to appear, we definitely need to find it because to be able to go to different dimensions with it can be a major help in the future… that's after we get our Empire back of course
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TheSnekMan said:
Dimensions already have clashed my guy a but late for that
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Yeah I am betting my money the Paradox Prism was the one that cause this whole mess.
 
wabbitking said:
I think the Chaos Council used a shard of it to power New Yolk City. So using it to power a superweapon, Robotropolis or Eggmanland shouldn't be out of the question.
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Let's be honest: we have enough stuff for that. We got a Xhaos Emerald after all.

Wait. Does anyone have space travel yet? Could we grab the Ark, if it's still there? An unassailable space base would be helpful!

Edit: Black Arms, right. Just remembered. Still worth a look, maybe.
 
Dr. Dinosaur said:
Let's be honest: we have enough stuff for that. We got a Xhaos Emerald after all.

Wait. Does anyone have space travel yet? Could we grab the Ark, if it's still there? An unassailable space base would be helpful!

Edit: Black Arms, right. Just remembered. Still worth a look, maybe.
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I'm half convinced we should just blow the thing up, and save everyone the trouble.
 
Dr. Dinosaur said:
Let's be honest: we have enough stuff for that. We got a Xhaos Emerald after all.

Wait. Does anyone have space travel yet? Could we grab the Ark, if it's still there? An unassailable space base would be helpful!

Edit: Black Arms, right. Just remembered. Still worth a look, maybe.
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Well in Shadow Dark Beginnings, episode GUN is how to have a space fleet they use to storm the Ark and the Restoration does have some spacehips/airships they captured from Eggman during the war.

Alatie said:
I'm half convinced we should just blow the thing up, and save everyone the trouble.
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Considering the fact they are sitting in a orbital laser cannon it's a reasonable stance.
 
Alatie said:
Counterpoint. Genocidal ailen have a kill sat.
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Before people think of doom as the Eclipse Cannon require all Seven Chaos Emeralds to shoot even at it's lowest setting so as long one Chaos Emeralds is out of they hands the world is safe from Black Arms, for now.

I think they also would need to repair the Ark as well since it was damaged in Shadow the Hedgehog.

wabbitking said:
Starline has a his teleportation Gem thing right? Maybe we can learn how to teleport in mass. Send a kill team or even an army up there and seize it if we can or blow it up if not. I'd prefer to seize it because a killsat would be useful.
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Counterpoint, Black Doom is there and is serving as they home base, any attempts of invasion would require the full might of Eggman's reosurce to even have a chance to score a small win.
 
Soberan 123 said:
Before people think of doom as the Eclipse Cannon require all Seven Chaos Emeralds to shoot even at it's lowest setting so as long one Chaos Emeralds is out of they hands the world is safe from Black Arms, for now.

I think they also would need to repair the Ark as well since it was damaged in Shadow the Hedgehog.
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To be fair. Starline and Eggman have 0 idea where the other chaos emeralds are. For all you know, Black Doom could already have the rest. Would I set thing like that?…eh, perhaps, perhaps not

Also. Again, don't assume the Ark is out of service/needs repairs. Eggman hasn't been able to check it and you literally have no reason to believe things would follow the games canon 100%. Being in a Villians victorious setting means things deviate from canon somewhat.

Any who, Omake time.

Whumbly said:
BREAKFAST
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Really nice omake! Seeing Stone interact with them is great!

We declare this canon! For your reward as stablished on the omake, take: +5 LOYALTY with Agent Stone.
Aron593 said:
Honor Among Mercs.
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Freacking Amazing man! How well you managed to write Nack and the rest of the characters we introduced and make more worldbuilding with it. Very good job!

We declare this canon! For your reward please pick:

+5 To the recruitment action of Nack, Piastol or Canaan. (Whoever you decide to recruit first from the trio, the bonus is automatically applied.)

or

+5 to a Trickery Action.

or

A question, and an Answer.


Or


Mystery Box (Warning, we are not responsible for what happens if you pick this.)

Soberan 123 said:
Excerpt from the diary of Corporal Markus Brandt
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Nice omake! Love to see how you portray the Empire. As much of a villain they are, there are also some good in them. And all war has 2 sides on it, for better or for worse.

We declare this canon! for your reward choose:

+5 to the Next Action the Empire does (On rival report turn 2).

or

-5 to the Next Action the Empire does (On rival report turn 2).

or

+5 to the Next Action the Restoration does (On rival report turn 2).

or

-5 to the Next Action the Restoration does (On rival report turn 2).

Will add them to the threadmarks alongisde the other missing omakes in a bit
 
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    • You know I wonder what certain hedgehog is doing, considering he was probably thrown in the frying pan with this mess.
    A Silver of Hope.

    Silver The Hedgehog was still baffled at the situation at hand as he sat on a rock within Green Hills close to a village.

    He normally didn't back to the past voluntarily he didn't know if he kicked puppies on a past life or something, but when something big happened well the universe saw him fit to throw him directly into trying to resolve messes that would destroy his future, in his case it was either a 50/50 whenever said mess involved certain Doctor from the past or being a plot from Nega.

    Even if he hasn't seen Nega since the entire mess with Ifrit.

    Last time was mostly because he got thrown into the timeframe related to when Doctor Eggman managed to conquer the world, for a total of 6 months which if he was honest wasn't that long of a time.

    Now he was here once again, without too much information on what was happening.

    He knew something was wrong when his entire time was being shattered like cheap glass and the landscape continued changing like if someone was playing with play-doh.

    So of couse whoever was responsible for him time traveling diceded to chuck him once again to the past to check what happened.

    He will admit that the headache was new on the other hand, he never had that happen before unless he got chucked into a wall from the time portal, which wasn't the case this time for his luck.

    He wondered how long it would take him to find what was the mess this time, which wasn't a long time, probably an hour or two just to get the bare basics.

    And boy what a mess.

    Somehow the entire world was a mess, displaced locations all around the world, alongside it is habitants, the zeti were rampaging aroud the place with Eggman old army and worst of all, the Black Arms had somehow come back to life.

    He may not be the smartest, but he has studied the story from the past here and there and he knows the Black arms were nothing but bad news for anyone involved.

    There was also that the displaced people weren't at all friendly, at least this so called Empire weren't any better than what Eggman would do on daily basis.

    There was also the mystery of were most of his friends had gone to, at least Sonic or Amy were nowhere to be found, he still needs to check various of Tails places or even the Chaotix detective agency, there was also Angel Island, but knowing Knuckles at a situation like this he would rather stay up there guarding the Master Emerald so no nefarious character could use it.

    ''Wonder how long it will take this time'' Silver said to himself as he wondered how much time he will be stuck on the past this time.

    Last time he was stuck 6 months after all, don't get him wrong he loves traveling to the past if he can see his friends, especially when certain purple cat is also visiting this dimension.

    But he also misses his home, he didn't get to stay too long in his time before being flown out back into the past after the war with Eggman.

    His process of though interrupted as a explosion happens on the nearby village.

    ''Well duty calls'' Silver said to himself as he steeled himself once more to fight as he flies with his telekinesis close to the village.

    He may not belong to this era.

    But that doesn't mean he cannot give hope to the people going trough the worse on this situation.

    He comes from the future after all and it is a beatiful one.

    And with Sonic or friends nowhere in sight, well someone has to pick up the slack.

    Thinking about friends he wonders how his buddy is doing, he hasn't seen him in a while after the guy and Sonic kicked Eggman butt at the end of the war.

    Probably another person to search for later.

    As the Hedgehog finally reaches the explosion area, he sees that two Skunks are the ones causing trouble, trying to exhort the people from their wispons.

    Well that won't do.

    After all he isn't going to let anyone ruin the good future they all fought so hard for.
    Well another omake featuring certiain dork of a hedgehog, seriously with Sonic missing in action and Shadow probably having an anheurism thankss to certain assholes reviving, well someone has to pick up the slack.

    And who better than our favorite time traveller who for our fortune, game silver is a lot more mellow and funny on his IDW/recent games run.

    Just a little ray of hope for the future of everyone, whenever that get snuffed out or not depends on the future.

    Just something shorter depicting that while evil reings at the moment, there are still those out there who stand up and fight.
     
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