Puella Magi Adfligo Systema

Onmur · Jul 5, 2018

The Narrator said:
She must have gotten them from the same place as Bardok in DBZ Abridged.

"USELESS-ASS PSYCHIC POWERS!"

Does that mean Oriko's powers aren't actually from her Wish and instead some Witch she killed instilled her powers on her? And that's why they suck, because they're powered by depression or something? :thonk:

"Charlotte is being turned into a loli to sell more merchandise! The devil is a lesbian! Sayaka becomes an angel just to fuel the ship!"

"You OK, Oriko?"

"Yes, yes, just..."

"I know."

The couple spend a minute cuddling, Kirika rubbing Oriko's back, helping her calm down after her outburst.

"What."

"It's nothing."

Likewise, Sabrina cuddles Mami while staring at Oriko.

Oriko stares back, a shadow lurking in her eyes.

"It's nothiiiiiiing..."

Imperceptible nods are exchanged between both white haired girls.

So they go back to cuddling their respective partners, the blissfully ignorant Kirika and the confused Mami, as if nothing had happened.

Oh, but they would talk.

How dare Oriko disrespect Sabrina's little sister like that?

Filraen · Jul 5, 2018

The Narrator said:
That's not quite what I remember happening in Oriko Magica. I was under the impression that Kirika was already witching out before Oriko realized it, but was able to use time-slowing to put it off long enough for Oriko to take her to the school before she blew.

Did Kirika hated school so much she wanted to destroy it when witching out?

The Narrator · Jul 5, 2018

Filraen said:
Did Kirika hated school so much she wanted to destroy it when witching out?

They were trying to take out Madoka before she could contract and destroy the world.

Redshirt Army · Jul 5, 2018

The Narrator said:
They were trying to take out Madoka before she could contract and destroy the world.

Well. "Trying." It worked.

Onmur · Jul 5, 2018

Redshirt Army said:
Well. "Trying." It worked.

Oriko saved her timeline.

Of course, for tragicness' sake, she had to die doing it, but she saved (almost) everyone form that darned unchristian devil! What a good girl.

Raiseth · Jul 5, 2018

Onmur said:
Charlotte is being turned into a loli to sell more merchandise!

Onmur said:
How dare Oriko disrespect Sabrina's little sister like that?

At times like these, I remember that theory about Sabrina being an older Nagisa who came from the future.
And then I realize we don't like cheese nearly enough to qualify.

Lord Chungus · Jul 5, 2018

Blast said:
Mother of god. There's no ">>" button. I caught up. Glad I shifted to story-only posts at the 1000 pages mark...

Can-can I say fresh meat? Have I gone so bad that I can call on fresher meat?
Also it seems you are a much smarter person than I. Took me waaay longer to do story only.

angelofwhim · Jul 5, 2018

In retrospect, what if we had Mami go IRC diving and fresh meat goes off again?

RibbonsArmy: hello!
Chat: fresh meat!
RA: ?? This is Mami, from Mit, japan...
Idiot: ...expired meat?
Idiot has been temped banned from this channel (3 months)

Raiseth · Jul 5, 2018

angelofwhim said:
Idiot has been temped banned from this channel (for life)

Fixed.

Onmur · Jul 5, 2018

Raiseth said:
At times like these, I remember that theory about Sabrina being an older Nagisa who came from the future.
And then I realize we don't like cheese nearly enough to qualify.

Because we're actually Oriko's daughter from the future.

Raiseth · Jul 5, 2018

Onmur said:
Because we're actually Oriko's daughter from the future.

Mmm.
If that's the case, maybe threatening to Witchify her girlfriend wasn't the nicest thing we could've done in our family gathering.

Onmur · Jul 5, 2018

Raiseth said:
Mmm.
If that's the case, maybe threatening to Witchify her girlfriend wasn't the nicest thing we could've done in our family gathering.

I don't think it was the nicest thing we could've done, regardless of gatherings.

But can you imagine if Homu had found out who we were? She would've killed us for sure.

Specially if she had also found out about being our mom, too. Geez.

At least we're halfway there with the reveals.

We just need to somehow stop Kirika from trying to gut Homura, and Homura from Homu'ing at all once we reveal it all.

Jakobstj · Jul 5, 2018

Onmur said:
Because we're actually Oriko's daughter from the future.

What kind of madness is that? Are you implying, Onmur, that Oriko would end up with Madoka in the future?

Onmur · Jul 5, 2018

Jakobstj said:
What kind of madness is that? Are you implying, Onmur, that Oriko would end up with Madoka in the future?

Excuse me, I think I clearly said both Oriko and Homura are our moms.

So... wait, unless... I mean, we have two moms, we could also have three moms? :thonk:

Jakobstj · Jul 5, 2018

Onmur said:
Excuse me, I think I clearly said both Oriko and Homura are our moms.

So... wait, unless... I mean, we have two moms, we could also have three moms?

Four moms. We can't leave Kirika out like that. In the future that never was, she was clearly Best Mom.

Onmur · Jul 5, 2018

Jakobstj said:
Four moms. We can't leave Kirika out like that. In the future that never was, she was clearly Best Mom.

But she's Best Buddy. She can't be our mom!

Also, I thought Madoka was Best Mom? And Homura Best Mother?

... Uh, what sort of Best would Oriko be, then?

Having so many moms is so complicated... I wonder if we'll ever actually reveal all of this in full. It'd be liberating, but the potential consequences...

Specially when we finally try to take over the world, what will people think once they find out we're a Mikuni. :/

Diomedea · Jul 5, 2018

No, no. Madokami is clearly our godmother.

Onmur · Jul 5, 2018

Diomedon said:
No, no. Madokami is clearly our godmother.

But what does that make Homura?

Devilmom just doesn't sound right... :thonk:

Also, what will Sayaka do once she finds out? We've been calling her 'our cute little kouhai', and I do not think she will not take the opportunity to turn the tables on us, once she finds out she's one of our mom's friends (and quite a few years older than us).

She will be insufferable.

Hm. Like Sayaka to make the mom's life hell, like Sayaka to make the daughter's life hell, too, I guess.

Blast · Jul 5, 2018

If we end up calling everyone that's influenced us in some way or another into existence Mum (Madoka, Homura, Oriko, etc) then what does that make Kyuubey? He is the ultimate influencer, after all. If he didn't do his entropy nonsense on Earth that set off that ever spiraling chain of events, we wouldn't exist.

It might be bad for public relations if we start calling the bunnyrabbit family, though.

AuraTwilight · Jul 5, 2018

Kyubey: "Who's your Daddy?"
Sabrina: "Not You."

Script Mak3r · Jul 5, 2018

Blast said:
If we end up calling everyone that's influenced us in some way or another into existence Mum (Madoka, Homura, Oriko, etc) then what does that make Kyuubey? He is the ultimate influencer, after all. If he didn't do his entropy nonsense on Earth that set off that ever spiraling chain of events, we wouldn't exist.

It might be bad for public relations if we start calling the bunnyrabbit family, though.

He's the uncle that nobody likes to talk about and doesn't get invited for Christmas.

Appletank · Jul 5, 2018

Script Mak3r said:
He's the uncle that nobody likes to talk about and doesn't get invited for Christmas.

Except he crashes anyways and eats all your chicken dinner

Onmur · Jul 5, 2018

AuraTwilight said:
Kyubey: "Who's your Daddy?"
Sabrina: "Not You."

Not to diss any hypothetical KB daughters that might exist in other pmmm universes.

Not that they'd care, but still!

Raiseth · Jul 5, 2018

Onmur said:
Not to diss any hypothetical KB daughters that might exist in other pmmm universes.

Don't tell me it's a thing that actually happened.
Oh, the humanity!

Shadowhisker · Jul 5, 2018

Raiseth said:
Oh, the humanity!

Not quite.

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