Guys, again. From the start to finish.

If we tell Madoka the Witchbomb
She realizes in a clever bout of Rules Lawyering that any Wish means any Wish whatsoever
So she Wishes so hard it breaks the universe and her own Witch in process
But then Third Movie happens, as a ( somewhat protracted, admittedly ) result of her actions
And I'm super not okay with that
Because Homucifer has awful taste and couldn't find a good attire for herself if it rewrote the universe in the name of protecting Madoka.

There.
Homura's fashion is in peril.

What does Kirika think about this?

After usurping Madoka and rewriting the universe, Akuma Homura finds herself sitting across from Kirika, in Oriko's living room. Between them on the table, there's a sign reading: "Kirika's advice corner".

Kirika stares deeply at Homura, first at her eyes, then at her earring, wings, dress...

A very confused Homura blinks repeteadly. Her lips part open to demand an explanation, but she's interrupted as Kirika's eyes lock with hers once more, her intense look giving her pause.

"You need pants." Kirika nods sagely.
Very wise.
 
Canon!Madoka did.
PMAS!Madoka did.
She was never told in either of those timelines that her witch would destroy the world.

The only story where she knows in Homura's Revenge, which is a non-canon joke story from a magazine entirely of omake that I can't take seriously.

Seriously, if Madoka knew her witch would destroy the world and contracted without doing anything to prevent it like she did with the Madokami wish, she would be history's greatest monster (except for Kyubey). I feel like we're generally of the opinion that Madoka is a nice person who doesn't consign entire populations to extinction on a whim?


If we tell Madoka the Witchbomb
She realizes in a clever bout of Rules Lawyering that any Wish means any Wish whatsoever
So she Wishes so hard it breaks the universe and her own Witch in process
But then Third Movie happens, as a ( somewhat protracted, admittedly ) result of her actions
And I'm super not okay with that
Because Homucifer has awful taste and couldn't find a good attire for herself if it rewrote the universe in the name of protecting Madoka.
I feel like we can convince her not to risk the fate of seven billion people on the assumption that her wish covered all the bases. Up to and including telling her that we know it will backfire horribly. Because we do.
 
I feel like we can convince her not to risk the fate of seven billion people on the assumption that her wish covered all the bases. Up to and including telling her that we know it will backfire horribly. Because we do.
If we ever get around Witchbombing Madoka, we go all the way. And by "all the way", I mean "Homura is super lesbians for you and has such a huge inferiority complex she kinda reminds me of someone, so basically Rebellion".

My Shitposting Omake was actually me propagating my views through easily acceptable prism of comedy. :V
They made wishes that obviated the problem, which rather supports @The Narrator's position.
I don't disagree, I just don't want the Rebellion to happen as a result.

I think there is some miscommunication problem on my part...
 

Actually, upon a quick google search I noticed that Madoka isn't the only one with a chair obsession. So is her mother (which I think we already knew)...



The local hospital...



And maybe Sayaka (although she also appears to have a thing for beanbags[?])...



Then again, maybe the latter two cases are all gifts from Madoka.
 
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Actually, upon a quick google search I noticed that Madoka isn't the only one with a chair obsession. So is her mother (which I think we already knew)...



The local hospital...



And maybe Sayaka (although she also appears to have a thing for beanbags[?])...



Then again, maybe the latter two cases are all gifts from Madoka.
Maybe it's just the local fashion then?
 
Maybe it's just the local fashion then?

Or a magical girl whose wish was for people with blue, pink, and purple hair to have chair obssessions and the owner of the hospital is one of those hair colors.

(Also, the research for this post made me realize: Madoka has pink hair. Her mother has purple. Her father's a brunette, as is her brother. Fucking anime hair genetics, how do they work?)

Madoka just uses her parents' bedroom as extra storage for her chairs. :V

I preferred to think of it as a case of "like daughter, like mother"...
 
Look at how the chairs are arrayed around the beds. Surrounding them. Watching them sleep.

Nobody actually bought the chairs. They just showed up one day and everyone assumes that someone else brought them. But it was actually the Incubators' doing.

The chairs are actually the shapeshifting aliens from Phillip K. Dick's short story Colony, and they're just waiting for their moment to strike. :o
 
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I don't disagree, I just don't want the Rebellion to happen as a result.
I' pretty sure that if Homura's reaction is an issue Madoka can lawyer her wish into creating a scenario which doesn't hinder either Madoka's or Homura's agency.

(I'm not interested into making Rebellion 2.0 new Funky Homu Mode in any case)

-[] Promise to not even offer her information about the Witchbomb's mere existence without consent from Homura... and Niko, too.
Why Niko?
 
Madoka was the strongest magical girl in history but the second strongest wished for their parent's chair business to do well. :V
 
PMAS!Madoka, I'll grant you (kinda? more on this in a bit). But canon!Madoka... didn't. From the loops we saw, she either was already a magical girl upon learning about witching or made her wish without awareness that becoming an MG meant a destiny of becoming a witch. The one timeline she did make a wish in which she was aware wishing would mean witching (although it still isn't clear whether she was also aware it would mean destroying the world) she made a wish that she knew would solve the problem outright.



In the case of the PMAS!Madoka from the last loop, it may have obviated the problem for the timeline Homura looped into (at least so far), yeah. For the one she came from however...

Yea okay except she also knew about the Witchbomb in The Different Story. and Multiple PSP game routes. And Homura's Revenge. The Witchbomb doesn't stop her if she sees a great enough need.

She was never told in either of those timelines that her witch would destroy the world.

The only story where she knows in Homura's Revenge, which is a non-canon joke story from a magazine entirely of omake that I can't take seriously.

Uh... Homura's Revenge is not a joke story, and it seems to basically be canon for all intents and purposes. Also, it ran in the same magazine that Oriko Magica, Kazumi Magica, Suzune Magica, and Tart Magica all originally ran in before they got collected into individual volumes.

Seriously, if Madoka knew her witch would destroy the world and contracted without doing anything to prevent it like she did with the Madokami wish, she would be history's greatest monster (except for Kyubey). I feel like we're generally of the opinion that Madoka is a nice person who doesn't consign entire populations to extinction on a whim?

I mean, we also know Madoka totally has the balls to gemsmash herself to prevent her witch, so?
 
...remind me, have we ever asked why they have so many chairs? I don't remember.

I mean, there is the meta possibility that it's an homage to Bokurano, that show where children were selected by a manipulative little mascot character to pilot a giant robot from a series of random character-matching chairs that sucks out their soul and kills them to fuel a single giant 500 meter-tall robot fight to determine whether or not the universe fucking explodes, or rather 'which' universe fucking explodes. A multi-universal single-elimination tourney across 15 matches where at minimum, 32,767 universes fucking exploded, for the flimsiest reasons.

...goddamn.
 
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Because I'm wondering whether the Witchbomb club (or the de-Witching club?) should make these sort of important, dangerous decisions as a group.

...remind me, have we ever asked why they have so many chairs? I don't remember.

I mean, there is the meta possibility that it's an homage to Bokurano, that show where children were selected by a manipulative little mascot character to pilot a giant robot from a series of random character-matching chairs that sucks out their soul and kills them to fuel a single giant 500 meter-tall robot fight to determine whether or not the universe fucking explodes, or rather 'which' universe fucking explodes. A multi-universal single-elimination tourney across 15 matches where at minimum, 32,768 universes fucking exploded, for the flimsiest reasons.

...goddamn.
I think each chair is supposed to represent a character or something?

EDIT: Hm... Chairacters.
 
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Uh... Homura's Revenge is not a joke story, and it seems to basically be canon for all intents and purposes.
Homura's Revenge is very explicitly non-canon, because it starts with an alternate ending to Episode 11, with a potentialbombed Homura and Madoka about to make the Madokami wish. And the first chapter is very blatantly not taking itself seriously. Homura does the fist-on-palm "I have an idea!" motion before she takes Madoka back in time with her.

Also, it ran in the same magazine that Oriko Magica, Kazumi Magica, Suzune Magica, and Tart Magica all originally ran in before they got collected into individual volumes.
And which magazine was that? Because I found it in Kirara Magica, alongside such things as Mitakihara Kindergarten, Cafe Grief Seed, Homura Tamura, Homura's Day Off and Mami's Everyday Life.
 
Homura's Revenge is very explicitly non-canon, because it starts with an alternate ending to Episode 11, with a potentialbombed Homura and Madoka about to make the Madokami wish. And the first chapter is very blatantly not taking itself seriously. Homura does the fist-on-palm "I have an idea!" motion before she takes Madoka back in time with her.

Yes, but Madogatari treats it as canon as far as world-building/mechanics explanations go, and also poses the possibility that with infinite universes, there might be multiple Homuras making independent journeys.

Also, it's not like the anime never broke the mood with comic relief.

And which magazine was that? Because I found it in Kirara Magica, alongside such things as Mitakihara Kindergarten, Cafe Grief Seed, Homura Tamura, Homura's Day Off and Mami's Everyday Life.

Yea, all of those ran in Kirara Magica. it's literally where all Madoka manga serializes. That it's deluged with a bunch of comedic omake shit literally doesn't matter.
 
Yes, but Madogatari treats it as canon as far as world-building/mechanics explanations go, and also poses the possibility that with infinite universes, there might be multiple Homuras making independent journeys.
You know how terrifying this is, right?

We most send ALL THE BRINACLONES THROUGH THE MULTIVERSE.

To hug all the Homus, and save all the Dokas. After hugging and saving the Mamis. Also to save the Sayakas and you get the idea. :p
 
Do Not Undo the long night we had with Homura, Please!

Starting off on the trail that seems right....
Maybe we should actually try and make Homura's point work... even if it doesn't really; that doesn't matter, what matters is that Homu is trying to find some common ground.

But wandering off the trail!
Fix problem, by showing respect. Not formal respect, real deal.
Suggested ways to do this:

[X] Accept Homura's point. The circumstances might be different, but the way Mami being Witchbombed would affect you and the way Madoka being Witchbombed would affect Homura... Common ground.
-[X] Reassure Homura.
-[] You've made huge errors of judgement in the past regarding informational hazards. You're not doing that again. Promise. Apologies are formalism! Weaker that actions.
Give up a little power next. Accept her agency! She can do stuff! Together with Sabrina, in this case. Niko, if Niko wants to.
-[X] Ask Homura to design the scenario for when either Madoka or Sayaka would benefit from learning the Witchbomb. Explain why this hypothetical exists.
-[X] Now hug?

[X] Still with Homura: About Sayaka.
-[X] Promise to not even offer her information about the Witchbomb's mere existence without consent from Homura... and Niko, too.
-[X] Tell Homura why we think this will be an issue in the future, and why she needs to think about how secrets can be a double edged weapon.

[X] Sayaka.
-[X] Vote in abeyance.

[X] Nadia.
-[X] Ask about Riona, and her not informing you all of her arrival.

Would you engage me with some relevant questions? I feel you don't see the distinction that is being asserted.
My intent is to keep continuity to our relationship talk from the prior night. The proper execution of that isn't just "Oh, I'll stop if you say stop." The right way is to say "You should make it go and stop, because I trust you." Share the power safely.
 
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Yea okay except she also knew about the Witchbomb in The Different Story. and Multiple PSP game routes. And Homura's Revenge. The Witchbomb doesn't stop her if she sees a great enough need.

But did she also know that for her, witching = end of the world? Genuine question here, since I'm not familiar with Homura's Revenge.
 
It's OK, you can turn back time, right?

Yes.

>>

*Resets a lot of timelines*

>>

*Realizes all previous timelines are still there*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
It's OK, you can turn back time, right?

Yes.

>>

*Resets a lot of timelines*

>>

*Realizes all previous timelines are still there*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mwargh, did we ever get clear word-of-god or word-of-Firn about the exact metaphysical state all those other timelines exist in? Like, is this a branching tree that persists after you starting running a branch then leave, is it a load of different very similar universes that start running in different directions when Homura gets to them but are actually totally independent, are they only concretely extant from a metatemporal perspective and there's an 'Alpha meta-Timeline' with some level of primacy as defined by Homura's presence which intersects with the continued non-paradoxed state of existence, or what? There's no detail to the information that previous timelines persist- is this even actually a setting where there is a differentiation between timelines and universes? Homura's thematic elements suggests there should be, simply because of how big a role thematic elements take, but what is it, then, and, and-

**keeps ranting about the matter**

**is aware I'm pretty sure we don't have explicitly clear answers for this**

**really, really wants explicitly clear answers for this, for peace of mind**
 
It's OK, you can turn back time, right?

Yes.

>>

*Resets a lot of timelines*

>>

*Realizes all previous timelines are still there*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is why I hate the multiverse type of "time travel" that unfortunately seems to be canon because the original creators didn't think too deeply about the mechanics of Homura's power.
Imagine wishing to protect one person from a terrible fate and failing possibly hundreds of times, and then finding out that the results of your failures continue to exist. Every witched out Madoka left behind is suffering forever. All the people killed by the more powerful Gretchens created from your continued time travel's effects on potential are your fault. Homura's many attempts may have resulted in more tragic endings for some timelines than would have happened without her interference.

It just feels like some cruel monkey paw style garbage that violates the intent of Homura's wish.
 
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