Okay, but yodeling Thrawn though.

Thrawn's too classy to yodel. He'd probably try his hand at opera singing instead :V

Thrawn: Let me sing you the song of my people.

Chiss Acendancy: This is the real reason we exiled him.
You insensitive pricks >:[ That's not yodeling! Its Chiss Opera! I mean, I know he's not that good at it but he's giving it his all! So what if it sounds just like yodeling in Common? You...you....DOUBLE ART HATERS >:O

:p <3
 
Publicola said:
Separate question: what practical effect (on the quest story or mechanics) would the Sienar Custom Vessels have if we selected them? ... Besides serving as a reward for our Hero units, what benefit would we (and they) gain for having such 'Personalized Courier' ships available?
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Dr. Snark said:
In general they'll provide some bonus related to their purpose; for example the stealth vessels will add on Intrigue, the gunships Martial, and so on.​
...which, in retrospect and given what we know, makes it sound like the custom ships would either provide default bonuses (+5 Martial), or extra actions (+1 Intrigue), or access to new Actions (able to conduct rescue missions for various endangered Jedi?)

Another possibility would be outfitting some of those ships for use by Clan Skirata... I'm sure they'd be grateful, and the custom gear would make their operations a lot more successful. Perhaps that would persuade them to give us those Treasury access codes...?
... Could medical ships be used to remove Clone's biochips? I mean, if you started making some, could they be set up such that you could also bring aboard clones and fix their fast-aging genes and biochips?

(Or would it be a better idea to make clinics on a planet, or research a retrovirus, for that. Rather than trying to solve it piecemeal via ships.)
(Then again, maybe hospital ships would be a way to spread the hypothetical retroviruses when they're done, thus speeding things up. And meanwhile, they'll... just serve as hospital ships, because hospital ships is straightforward enough. Really, the only difference might be is that maybe because the troopers are all Clones, maybe hospitals could be specialized for them? i.e. Hospitals set up to more easily treat people who are genetically identical. If it works that way.)

Or, what about using giant transport ships to transport all the refugees that are likely utterly numerous in the galaxy due to the war?
 
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Again, Noghri. I don't think you guys are grasping how incredibly easy it would be to get their undying loyalty.

They have either undergone a horrible planet wrecking cataclysm as a result of the war, or are about to. We have a massive friggin humanitarian organization. Do the math.
 
Again, Noghri. I don't think you guys are grasping how incredibly easy it would be to get their undying loyalty.

They have either undergone a horrible planet wrecking cataclysm as a result of the war, or are about to. We have a massive friggin humanitarian organization. Do the math.
What does that have to do with anything?
 
What does that have to do with anything?

... Are you seriously asking why we should consider recruiting space ninjas?

Pretty sure that's his hill to die on. Panory has 'Blazing Chains', I got the Chu'unthor... a man's got to have something to strive for. :p

EDIT: to be fair, that's a pretty nice hill....

No, kidnapping someone is my hill to die on. Noghri recruitment is something that shouldn't even have to be forced. Why WOULDN'T we go for it?
 
Speaking of the recent "discussion" on music, because I'm bored, and because I kind of want to make up for the lack of content this week (adjusting to work hours suuuuucks) have a thing that's been bouncing around in my head that may or may not get threadmarked depending on how I feel about it:

"Official"-ish Theme Music For Abyss Watchers Heroes:

Ciaran (Undercity Gang Leader): My Shot, Hamilton
Ciaran (Galactic Celebrity): Living La Vida Loca, Ricky Martin
Ciaran (Abyss Watchers Leader): Firestarter, The Prodigy
Ciaran (Serious Mode/Darth Traya): Bullets, Archive
The Silencer: Indestructible, Disturbed
Silas Cata (Scoundrel): Bad Man, Blues Saraceno
Silas Cata (Vengeful Grandfather): Dogs Of War, Blues Saraceno
PR-1: Mr. Roboto, Styx
Cheriss Sair (Scientist): Technologic, Daft Punk
Cheriss Sair (Lovestruck Shard): Emotion, Daft Punk
Thrawn: (Already has theme music from Rebels)
Grievous (Huk-Kaleesh War): Welcome To The Jungle, Guns N' Roses
Grievous (Abyss Watchers General): The Trooper, Iron Maiden
Asajj Ventress (Sith Assassin): A Soul Can't Be Cut, Jamie Christopherson
Asajj Ventress (Sith Exile): A Stranger I Remain, Jamie Christopherson
HK-47: Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, Drowning Pool

Dunno if this will agree with everyone, but I thought it'd be a fun idea.
 
Does Ciaran know about Honoghr IC?

Does Honoghr currently need help with restoring their environment?
 
Does Ciaran know about Honoghr IC?

Does Honoghr currently need help with restoring their environment?

Considering we've stumbled upon smaller threads, it wouldn't be too hard to run across. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if we secured their undying loyalty without being fully aware of it, just another day of our humanitarian organization helping victims of the war. Like, we don't even know what we just got until the Noghri commandos sneak into Ciaran's base or something to personally thank her.
 
Speaking of the recent "discussion" on music, because I'm bored, and because I kind of want to make up for the lack of content this week (adjusting to work hours suuuuucks) have a thing that's been bouncing around in my head that may or may not get threadmarked depending on how I feel about it:

"Official"-ish Theme Music For Abyss Watchers Heroes:

Ciaran (Undercity Gang Leader): My Shot, Hamilton
Ciaran (Galactic Celebrity): Living La Vida Loca, Ricky Martin
Ciaran (Abyss Watchers Leader): Firestarter, The Prodigy
Ciaran (Serious Mode/Darth Traya): Bullets, Archive
The Silencer: Indestructible, Disturbed
Silas Cata (Scoundrel): Bad Man, Blues Saraceno
Silas Cata (Vengeful Grandfather): Dogs Of War, Blues Saraceno
PR-1: Mr. Roboto, Styx
Cheriss Sair (Scientist): Technologic, Daft Punk
Cheriss Sair (Lovestruck Shard): Emotion, Daft Punk
Thrawn: (Already has theme music from Rebels)
Grievous (Huk-Kaleesh War): Welcome To The Jungle, Guns N' Roses
Grievous (Abyss Watchers General): The Trooper, Iron Maiden
Asajj Ventress (Sith Assassin): A Soul Can't Be Cut, Jamie Christopherson
Asajj Ventress (Sith Exile): A Stranger I Remain, Jamie Christopherson
HK-47: Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, Drowning Pool

Dunno if this will agree with everyone, but I thought it'd be a fun idea.
You forgot one.

Ciaran (Small Time Info Broker and Cantina Owner): Trouble, Cage the Elephant
 
Considering we've stumbled upon smaller threads, it wouldn't be too hard to run across. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if we secured their undying loyalty without being fully aware of it, just another day of our humanitarian organization helping victims of the war. Like, we don't even know what we just got until the Noghri commandos sneak into Ciaran's base or something to personally thank her.
Make it so, @Panory. :V
 
Anyone have an idea on how to write a secret meeting between senators? Besides Padme who would show up?
Sorry for no one responding to this yet. Frankly, I didn't get much out of the snippet because a) first-person perspective really doesn't work that well in this quest -- I'm not sure if we've had any omakes that use it, b) I didn't recognize "Senator Lubwei" and it sounded like you were unsure of who would be in attendance, c) Dr. Snark will be writing the Ciaran-led meeting in an interlude, so the setting (and attendees, and more importantly canonicity) depends on him....

As far as how the meeting should go -- Star Wars is rather odd, in that it presents the public face of politics as chaotic and contentious, but the backroom elements are fairly calm, peaceful, and deliberative. I'm not sure if this was George Lucas et al. simply failing to understand how politics works (...which sounds about right, now that I write it out), but that is the author-defined setting.

So: whoever the Senators are, there should be a fairly clear 'agenda', with each person speaking/responding in turn w/ a minimum of chaos (Ciaran's best efforts notwithstanding). They should be highly civil, even when they obvious dislike each other, almost to the point of relying on parlipro ("I yield the floor to the most esteemed gentlebeing from Rakoth" may often be code for "I loathe your guts; here, have a shovel").

On the other hand, they should all be exceptionally adept at the subtleties of politicking -- or, failing that, have patrons & backers that are adept enough to do it for them, and to cover for their mistakes. Remember that this is a galaxy, and that each Senator represents a sector with hundreds if not thousands of individual systems, and typically billions of individuals, even for the most underpopulated areas. If Planet Earth had to vote for a single person to lead it, that person would (barely) qualify for the junior representative position of that sector. Even if they're insane or idiotic or incompetent, they must have done something right to get to the position they're in. Even if that something is "provide cover for someone else who holds the actual power in your sector."

...Yeah. For all the prequel trilogy's focus on mundane politics ("The point is conceded. Will you defer your motion..."), George Lucas really failed to grasp the implications of galactic-scale politics.
 
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Miscommunication (Canon)
Miscommunication​

"And you're sure of this?" asked Obi-wan.

"Absolutely Master Kenobi." affirmed the clone commander through the hologram projector. "They were bending blaster bolts. I almost didn't believe it, but they wiped out those clankers like it was nothing. Any idea what it might have been?"

"That sounds like the Blazing Chain pirates. But they've never ventured that far out of the Unexplored Regions. And their specialty is ship to ship combat." Said Obi-wan, placing a hand on his chin in thought. "I shall look into this. In the meantime, just continue doing your best Cody."

"Of course sir." replied the clone before terminating the call, leaving Obi-wan alone with his thoughts.

"What would Blazing Chains pirates be doing so far into the Mid-Rim?" Obi-wan asked himself, staring at the map of the galaxy in front of him.

"What's troubling you Master Kenobi?" Obi-wan turned to see Ahsoka joining him at the map table.

"Ah, Ahsoka. I'm trying to think what Blazing Chains pirates are doing in the Mid-Rim. They almost never leave their territory in the Unexplored Regions, and only ever for raids on the fringe of mapped sectors of the galaxy." said Obi-wan, pointing to the appropriate parts of the map. "And unless they've changed their tactics drastically, they board and capture enemy ships to add to their fleets. They have no business on a battlefield."

"Maybe they're after something specific, and our battle just happens to be in their way?" suggested Ahsoka. "It's hard to predict someone's actions unless you know about them. What are the Blazing Chains pirates?"

"It's certainly possible. We don't know much about the Blazing Chains pirates except how to fight them." admitted Obi-wan. "They're a collection of pirate fleets that use the Force, and that's pretty much all I can remember learning of them. It's likely the Archives have more information."

"Pirates with the Force?" asked Ahsoka. "I thought the Jedi and the Sith were the only groups trained in the Force."

"Oh no, the Force is everywhere, and many planets developed their understanding of it separately. Many faded, or were eliminated by the Sith, or joined the Jedi Order at some point over the years, but many still persist to some extent, like the Green Jedi of Correllia, and all use the Force differently." said Obi-wan. "If I remember correctly, the Blazing Chains pirates use the Force to control blaster bolts. They're feared for their marksmanship, though a good lightsaber makes short work of them."

"Control blaster bolts? That sounds a lot like what Master Tyro uses." said Ahsoka, remembering her meeting with the enigmatic Jedi's Kaleesh Padawan.

"Master who?" Obi-wan turned his head to Ahsoka in confusion. In all his years in the Jedi Order, he had never even heard of such a man. And someone who used the Blazing Chains seemed memorable from that description alone.

"Master Tyro. I ran into his Padawan a few days ago." explained Ahsoka. "Apparently they've been off-planet training in solitude for years and only recently returned. Kygeetu never called it Blazing Chains, but she did mention using the Force to control blaster bolts. It sounded interesting."

"Indeed." muttered Obi-wan, deep in thought. "Ahsoka, what can you tell me about this Master Tyro. I'd like to meet him."

Ahsoka shrugged helplessly. "Not much. He's old, he hasn't been to Coruscant in forever, and he apparently knows Lady Ciaran."

Obi-wan gave a heavy sigh. "Of course he does. I suppose I shall have to ask her if I want to know more. Thank you Ahsoka."

"No problem." said Ahsoka casually. "Do you think if I asked Master Tyro, he'd teach me some tricks? Because controlling blaster bolts seems really useful."

"I'll be sure to ask when I find him." laughed Obi-wan. He turned to leave, dreading his coming meeting with Lady Ciaran.


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"Why Master Kenobi, how rare for you to seek me out." said Lady Ciaran, speaking loudly enough that Obi-wan could hear her through the door. The protocol droid outside opened the door for him, and he showed himself in.

"Lady Ciaran." he said, bowing slightly to be polite. She wasn't wrong, he usually wouldn't go out of his way to be teased about his past romances, which Ciaran seemed to have latched onto like a Rancor devouring prey. "It's business I'm afraid."

"I'm surprised Master Yoda decided to trust you with this." she said seriously. "I would have thought I impressed upon him the need for absolute secrecy. You may tell him it will be ready soon."

Obi-wan blinked several times, taken aback by the information. Master Yoda was dealing with Lady Ciaran in secret? Whatever that was, it seemed above his paygrade, and certainly not why he was here. "No, no I'm here for something else completely."

"Oh. Well then, forget you heard anything. I'd hate to have to kill you." said Ciaran with a gentle smile that was more unnerving than reassuring. "Well what have you sought me out for, hmm?"

"I was told you were in contact with a Master Tyro. I need to ask him some questions." said Obi-wan.

"I'm surprised you know of him. He's a rather reclusive man." said Ciaran. She was obviously fishing for more information, but Obi-wan needed answers, so he'd play her game.

"Ahsoka encountered his padawan the other day, which is how I found out about him, and more importantly his connection to both the Blazing Chains pirates and you." elaborated Obi-wan. "I was hoping he'd be able to tell me more about the Blazing Chains pirates. They were spotted deep in the Mid-Rim, and I'm curious as to why."

Ciaran tilted her head slightly as if confused, before grinning like a cat that had caught itself a bird. "Ah, that Master Tyro. Well I'm afraid you've just missed him. He's left the planet again, and not even I know when he'll return again. I'll be sure to inform him that you've been searching for him, and to tell you when he journeys back to Coruscant."

"It's strange. Most Jedi think of the Temple as home. I've not known many Jedi to wander off for so long like that, and stay for such a short period of time when they do return." said Obi-wan.

"Well, he is very serious about his studies of the Force. It's part of what makes him so interesting to talk to. He told me he's found that the hustle bustle of worlds like Coruscant interfere with his connection to the Force, so he tries to avoid them as much as possible." said Ciaran, nodding sagely.

"Well he certainly sounds interesting." said Obi-wan, digesting this new information about the mysterious Master Tyro.

"Interesting?" asked Ciaran with a tone Obi-wan knew all too well. "Should I mention to Siri that you're trying to get close to someone else? And another Jedi at that? Why, I wonder how she'd react to such a scandal."

Obi-wan audibly groaned. "I'll be taking my leave now. Thank you for your time." he said, trying to maintain some veneer of professional diplomacy.

"Any time." said Ciaran with a casual shrug. "I always enjoy getting new tidbits of gossip to share with Satine. She has so many interesting stories of your time together." Obi-wan winced as he walked out of the door and headed back to the Temple. With Master Tyro being a bust, he'd have to dive into the Archives to see if any Jedi Masters of the past had decided to learn more about the Blazing Chains pirates than just how to repel their boarders and shoot down their ships.




AN: That Master Yoda thing was purely Ciaran messing with Obi-wan. She got the reaction she wanted. Also:
 
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