We should break in to the Jedi temple to check up on Darra and to kidnap her to fix her cybernetics.

... I second this motion. Will car trunks be involved? If not I'm willing to settle for an actual trunk or a pun about Darra being "all tied up at the moment."

Consider me a third...

Didn't we get that research option for Force-sensitive materials with our crystal gal? I think that'd be rather well suited for prosthesis. In fact, it might make for an interesting development among Force users. In a galaxy of relatively advanced technology where prosthesis is not only common, but usually better (at least mechanically), Force users pretty much universally avoid it due to it diminishing the Force. Except now it doesn't. The Jedi would probably be a bit more subdued about it but I can certainly see 1/2 the Sith all for replacing 'weak and mortal flesh' and the other 1/2 violently insulted by an infringement on tradition. And then going to war over it.

(Less about the actual benefits and negatives of the technology and more how a new concept like artificial self-improvement would have on particularly old and 'naturalist' groups like the Sith and Jedi)
 
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That's kind of what happened to Palpatine. After he became Emperor he discovered he enjoyed plotting to overthrow the galaxy rather than ruling it. So after he got the Empire running he retreated into his palace to do all sorts of Dark Side Research.
Soooo, is it just me, or does this suggest that a "Research How to Overthrow the Galactic Senate and Share the Thought Exercises" Bureau, rasponsored by Lady Ciaran needs to be set up?
 
Dr. Snark hasn't made it official, but I'm pretty sure we're currently sitting at 33 omake bonuses for next turn, 1 away from the cap.
With two more omakes from Panory, we're currently sitting at 26 (out of 34) total bonuses.
Since then, we've had three threadmarked omakes
  • Panory 'Chancellor Ciaran'
  • Panory 'Surgery with a Sledgehammer'
  • UbeOne 'Mind Over Matter'
And four (not yet threadmarked) omakes:
  • Whumbly 'Achievements'
  • Panory 'Out of the Frying Pan'
  • Panory 'Roses are Red, Jedi Tell Lies'
  • Publicola 'Briefing the Boss'
So: one more bonus before we hit the cap and get +20 for every roll next turn. And we still have the whole Wesker mini-arc to go, which makes me wonder just how soon we'll hit the cap for the turn after next.

If I weren't having so much fun, I'd really pity our poor GMs. We started off this quest with so many incredible rolls, that this quest turned from 'you own a cantina in the Coruscant underworld' to 'you own several planets'. Finally Teron stepped down and handed the quest off to someone who wouldn't give us a 62 average from the dice every turn. And sure enough, his first turn, Dr. Snark rolled the dice nine times and averaged a mere 36.

...And then the quest decides to go bonkers for omake bonuses and plaster a +20 on every roll to compensate.
 
Behold what happens when I let my thoughts run wild. I know it's not tidy and I'm probably missing some things, but right now I'm too lazy to do anything. Enjoy:

Star Wars: Eyes of the Abyss Achievements

...Yeah okay, this is going to be A Thing I'm going to keep updating like the Vault because these are goddamned beautiful. Have a +10 for your creativity, good sir.

Out of the Frying Pan

Let's face it, the sheer potential for trolling is worth far more than any code-breaking device. Currently non-canon, +10.

AN: @Publicola, this one's for you. Who knows what the future holds for Talesan Fry? Hero unit, advisor unit, ally who makes us kickass spy tech, or annoyance for @Dr. Snark to retcon out of existence in a futile effort to preserve game balance? Only the future will tell.

I assure you that I wouldn't retcon things out of existence to preserve game balance, as tempting as it can be sometimes.

Roses are Red, the Jedi Tell Lies

Fact: Ciaran was honestly there to watch the opera. She just saw Sheev and Anakin hanging around and couldn't resist. Non-canon, +10.


There's a lot of weird shit in the Outer Rim, isn't there? Canon infodump, +10. Can't believe we're close to the Omake Limit again...


What Teron is thinking right now!? Bitch, that's how I'm thinking whenever I see a crit that breaks canon like everything Jango-related lately. You might as well call them "Mando Dice" given that they are clearly biased to make him look good. :V

Er, anyway, hopefully you'll be getting the mini (and honestly I do mean mini) arc start soon-ish.
 
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(Omake) Pantoran Blockages Pt. II (Canon)
Pantoran Blockages pt. II​

"Ah, you must be the representatives of the Abyss Watchers. We are honored to have you aboard." said the Neimoidian in charge of the Trade Federation blockade over Pantora.

"Indeed I am." said Silas. "I trust you have a more comfortable area prepared for negotiations than your hanger?"

"But of course." said the Neimoidian with a deep bow. "If you would follow me, we may begin the proceedings in more comfortable accommodations. Would you like some refreshment to be prepared for our arrival?"

Silas decided to accept the offer, though he'd be sure to check it for foul play when their gracious host wasn't looking. "I'll have a Colt 45 if it's not too much trouble. What about you kid?" asked Silas, looking over his shoulder to Galvin.

The Zeltron mercenary ran a hand through his hair. "Let me think." He took his hand off his head and pointed at their host. "Can you guys do Paricha?"

"Of course. The Trade Federation prides itself on the sundry of commodities it offers to the people of the galaxy. I believe we have some paricha roots on board." said the Neimoidian.

Silas had to compliment the Trade Federation's room service if nothing else. His Colt 45 was waiting on the table, as was Galvin's steaming cup of Paricha. He sent his grandson a sidelong glance, berating him for his wussy taste in drinks. Glavin leaned in close and whispered angrily in Silas' ear. "I have to say sober if you want me to keep your ass alive. Besides, good Paricha is hard to come by."

Silas and the Neimoidian sat down at the table, with Galvin leaning up against the wall behind Silas. The mercenary blew gently on his beverage to cool it down as the two began negotiations. "So what can the Trade Federation do for the Abyss Watchers? I can assure you, this blockade is perfectly legal; a result of outstanding debts owed by Pantora."

"Of course, and we would never think of infringing on those rights. It's only thanks to the Trade Federation that life in the galaxy at large can continue unimpeded." agreed Silas. "However, a total blockade is simply cruel to Pantora, as it's not a self-sufficient planet as it stands."

"Ah, your concern is for the survival of the Pantoran people. We have no intention of mass starvation, of course." claimed the Neimoidian. "However, to break the blockade ourselves would defeat the symbolic value, and there is no other trade entity that we can trust to bring only what is needed by the people of Pantora."

Silas took a sip of his drink and got down to the meat of things. "The Abyss Watchers and the Trade Federation have been close business partners for years now, and our foremost concern with regard to trade is providing humanitarian relief. If the Abyss Watchers were allowed passage through your blockade, we could provide the supplies needed by the Pantorans and you could continue your blockade with no moral qualms whatsoever."

Silas wasn't an idiot. That the Viceroy of the Trade Federation had thrown hi slot in with the CIS was common knowledge, and anyone with half the information the Abyss Watchers had knew that despite the claims of the Trade Federation's Senator, the Federation as a whole still answered to Nute Gunray. This blockade was a way to exert pressure on Pantora to join the CIS, and based on reports it had been beginning to work. Still, the Trade Federation was run by Neimoidian's. And a Neimoidian values cold hard cash above any side they may have taken for such a flimsy reason as ideology.

"Such a deal would of course need to be run by my superiors and hammered out in detail." said the Neimoidian. "But I believe they will be happy to hear of such a proposal."

"Thank you for your consideration." said Silas. "I await your response."


XXX​


In the end, the deal had gone through, and while on paper the Abyss Watchers were only allowed to bring in humanitarian aid such as food and medicine and take no trade offworld, the reality of the situation was that Ciaran had just gained exclusive trade rights on Pantora until such a time as the blockade ended. Likely along with the war. There was an unspoken agreement that the Trade Federation wouldn't bother to check what exactly the Abyss Watchers brought in or make sure the ships were truly empty as they left.

It was profitable for the Abyss Watchers, immensely so, and the Trade Federation wouldn't look like the cowards they were. It also set a precedent in case the Federation tried anything similar in the future. The adulation of Pantora certainly wouldn't hurt either. The planet was too dedicated to the ideals of democracy to abandon the Republic for the CNS, but having another friendly system was nice.

One such perk of essentially opening up the trade of Pantora was the free meals the Pantoran Assembly treated you to. The official banquet was being held by the entire Assembly as a large political event, and Silas enjoyed blending in, watching the results of a job well done. Galvin stood beside him, still ready to fight, but enjoying a bit of alcohol now that the immediate danger had passed.

One of the diplomats slid through the crowd and approached the two. "You must be the representatives Lady Ciaran sent. Please, accept my most sincere gratitude for your assistance." The Pantoran diplomat bowed low.

Silas was having none of it though, instead sweeping Chora up in a big hug and lifting her up off the floor. "I know I'm old and decrepit, but I figured you'd still be able to recognize your grandpa!"

Chora was still shocked as Silas set her down. "Grandpa Silas?" Recognition dawned on her, and her face lit up, dropping the somewhat detached air she had when they had been strangers she owed much to. "It is you! It's been so long, what have you been doing? Not still smuggling and cheating your way through life I hope." Silas laughed.

Galvin was the one to answer her question, never one to let a chance to mock his grandpa slip past. "Less than you feared, more than you hoped." Chora turned to the Zeltron mercenary and looked him up and down.

"Oh, and who's this hottie?" asked Chora, looking to Galvin seductively.

"Galvin Thorn, your cousin." said Silas, heading off the issue before his grandchildren opened that can of worms.

"Oh god damn it." Cursed Chora, face changing from seduction to irritation. "All the cute ones…"

"I fucking know, right?!" agreed Galvin. "Every time!"


AN: Add one diplomacy cousin, a lot of credits, and the love of Pantora. Soon Silas will have a complete set of stat boosters. I mean grandchildren. Grandchildren. Chora and Galvin still hang out at bars to bitch about their grandpa by the way.

I'm pretty sure we're currently sitting at 33 omake bonuses for next turn, 1 away from the cap.
Time to start working on next turn I guess.
 
There's a lot of weird shit in the Outer Rim, isn't there? Canon infodump, +10. Can't believe we're close to the Omake Limit again...
The unknown region would like to have a few words with you. But our PC doesn't care given the distance. I do wonder if we can establish trade with the Chiss though. Since they didn't have stuff like droids, we might be able to trade that and other stuff for some of there technology. But that might not be possible until the war is over.
 
The unknown region would like to have a few words with you. But our PC doesn't care given the distance. I do wonder if we can establish trade with the Chiss though. Since they didn't have stuff like droids, we might be able to trade that and other stuff for some of there technology. But that might not be possible until the war is over.
Speaking of the Unkown Region, I'm not sure if we'd ever use this, but we have an in with the Arcblade Fleet of Blazing Chain pirates through Tyro.
 
The unknown region would like to have a few words with you. But our PC doesn't care given the distance. I do wonder if we can establish trade with the Chiss though. Since they didn't have stuff like droids, we might be able to trade that and other stuff for some of there technology. But that might not be possible until the war is over.

Well yeah, but with the UR you know you'll find weird shit there. It's much less expected with an area as decently mapped as the Outer Rim.
 
Silas Cata, the only man in the galaxy who can use his descendants like an armoury or a toolkit.

There's the fighty one, the trady one, the talky one, the rocky one etc.

And then Ciaran. the sneaky one? The scary one? The ambitious one? Hm.
 
Silas Cata, the only man in the galaxy who can use his descendants like an armoury or a toolkit.

There's the fighty one, the trady one, the talky one, the rocky one etc.

And then Ciaran. the sneaky one? The scary one? The ambitious one? Hm.
Ciaran is the Captain Planet of Silas' grandkids. By their powers combined.

Galvin: Martial!

Larana: Stewardship!

Larus: Lore!

Chora: Diplomacy!

Undisclosed Fifth Cousin: Heart!
 
"Galvin Thorn, your cousin." said Silas, heading off the issue before his grandchildren opened that can of worms.

"Oh god damn it." Cursed Chora, face changing from seduction to irritation. "All the cute ones…"

"I fucking know, right?!" agreed Galvin. "Every time!"
Silas has really good genes. All his descendants are exceptional people.
 
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