Cata Family Roadtrip Pt. 1 (Currently non-canon)
I don't know if this omake is long enough, it's only like 900 words. Oh jeez, I don't know...

'...I should like an appreciation of Coruscanti personalities. Are they not possibly for sale?...' – Our Good Friend.

Minutes from: IC 230/29







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WO 800/437​

2.11./49/W.R/44.



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Some week ago our good friend instructed us to make a study into the possibilities of further surveillance of the clientele of SSS by any suitable means after all others had been expended by existing teams.

1 . The team concerned with the task have proceeded and achieved their goal. Our other team tasked with the monitoring of the intelligence have compiled a series of reports and minutes on items of interest at a senior legislative level and will continue to do so.

2 . There are several of note which are attached to this copy of the report for you to go over and address with our good friend and their circle.

3 . The team concerned with the task however faced minor trouble and have unfortunately 'died' over the course of the month. In addition two civilians whom we approached with regards to the task are now on Alderaan and should be back on planet by the end of the quarter before we part ways.


Your Friend,

C.

Its not the omake i said I'd do but eh. And yeah civil service and intelligence documents can be that short. I was surprised the first time I read a declassified one but there are some complete stonkers like 30-50 pages long.

Fuck it.

Cata Family Roadtrip Pt. I
"Give me one reason I shouldn't shoot you right now, old man." Said Galvin, blaster pistol leveled at Silas Catas' face. The bar they were in was seedy enough that no one was even giving them any attention.

"I'm your grandfather?" guessed Silas with a shrug.

Galvin's eyes narrowed. "Give me a good reason I shouldn't shoot you right now."

"Ciaran sent me, and if you shot me now, she'd hunt you to the furthest reaches of the galaxy. And you'd probably disappoint that little lady of yours down in the labs." teased Silas.

"Damn it." Cursed Galvin, holstering his blaster. "So what does she want this time?"

"Investigating some force sect on Jedha. Larana will be coming along too. More the merrier." said Silas.

"Where the hell is Jedha?" asked Galvin as he turned back to his drink.

"In the Freestanding Subsectors in the Mid Rim. Middle of nowhere. Which is why Ciaran thinks there might be something interesting that no one else has gotten to yet." Said Silas, sitting down and ordering a drink of his own. "The place is some kind of spiritual home for the Jedi, but it's so far out of the way that they don't really go there."

"Fine, what kind of weather should I pack for?" sighed Galvin.


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Jedha, for all Silas' talk of being deserted, was actually pretty bustling. I reminded Galvin of Tatooine, if a little less boisterous without the economic influence of the Hutts. The only real population center was Jedha temple, located in the middle of some abandoned temple. The rest of the planet was desert, spotted with ruins and the occasional mountain.

"We'll split up in the city, see if we can't find any leads. Meet up in the market later and try not to get yourselves killed, okay?" said Silas, waiting for confirmation from Larana and Galvin before heading off into the city.

Galvin didn't have any contacts on Jedha, so he decided he might as well shop around. He found it was the easiest way to make contacts, buying things and looking for the shadiest guy selling them. Most of the stalls were food or worthless trinkets though. Apparently he'd found himself the good market, which was an odd feeling. A few trinkets caught his eye though.

"How much for this ring?" asked Galvin, picking up a silver band with a shiny gem of some kind embedded in it. Galvin wasn't sure exactly what Cheriss would like, but he'd found that rings with shiny rocks were always a safe bet.

"That is a very rare gem. Only found in the stomachs of Krayt dragons, and they disintegrate upon contact with air if not treated properly. Once made stable though, they shine as the brightest gems in the galaxy." said the merchant. Galvin was insulted that the man thought him so easily duped. It was a pretty rock, but if it were half as difficult to obtain as the fool made it out to be, there was no way he'd have it.

"Neat. How much is it?" said Galvin, clearly having none of it.

"You're getting that for your girlfriend? Are you stupid boy?" Galvin turned to see his grandfather berating him.

"First of all, she's a paramour, not a girlfriend. No one can tie me down." corrected Galvin. "Second of all, she'll love this. All women love gems."

"Most women love gems. And most women also aren't sentient rocks. It would be like her getting you a necklace made of severed Wookie arms. A great way to get her mad at you." said Silas.

"Fine then, oh wise one." Said Galvin, voice dripping with sarcasm. "What would you suggest then?"

Silas looked around the table with various trinkets were laid out. The merchant was clearly miffed about not selling the ring, but hopeful that Silas would buy something at least. "This would be good." said Silas, picking up a green crystal roughly the length of his head.

"Is your memory going old man? You chewed me out for picking a gem not thirty seconds ago." deadpanned Galvin.

"Gems and minerals are a bad idea, but this is a kyber crystal, and a damn fine quality one too. You use these to make lightsabers, or blasters too powerful for their own good. No Shard would want a gemstone, but no scientist could turn down a kyber crystal this good." Said Silas, setting it back down on the table. "How much?"

"Well, since it's so rare…" said the merchant, clearly trying to figure out a price for what he had previously thought to just be a shiny rock.

"Cut the crap." Said Galvin. "I'll give you fifty credits for it. And good luck getting anyone else to believe that's a rare crystal."

"Republic credits are no good out here, I need something more real." complained the merchant. Galvin quietly cursed. Any other money he had was valid in places even further than the Republic.

Out of ideas, Galvin drew his blaster and pointed it at the merchant. "Credits will do fine."

"Is there some Jedi around pulling mind tricks, haha? Because I think they just made me say credits weren't valid, what a crazy thing to say!" said the merchant, frantically backpedaling.

"Perfect." Galvin pocketed the crystal and tossed fifty credits on the table. "Thank you for your business."


AN: As the great Han Solo once said, "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side." Cheriss did love her gift, both for the sentiment, and the research opportunities. Anyways, this'll be a two parter. Problem is I'm moving tomorrow, so expect the Adventures of Larana… eventually.
 
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Uh, @Dr. Snark? I've been doing more Wookiepedia trawling for information on sectors and systems that might be interested in joining the CNS. Specifically, I've been working my way around the Gordian Reach, ending with Yavin. That's when I found this.
The Lost City of the Jedi was a secret city and terraforming station, located deep below the surface of the fourth moon of Yavin Prime.
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This high degree of automation meant that the city was highly busy due to its droid occupants who were always modifying the computers, making new droids or repairing old ones and doing other maintenance duties such as working on the power generators, cleaning as well as maintaining the hundred domes that dominated the city. In time, the city became forgotten and was considered nothing but a legend in the centuries that followed its creation. Nonetheless, the city remained active and its droid occupants would, on occasion, journey to the surface of the moon and gather information which was used to update the history of the galaxy for the Lost City's Jedi Library.
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Within the Lost City of the Jedi was a great library which possessed records that dated back for thousands of years. The majority of the records were located within a master computer that possessed files placed in there by the Jedi. In addition to these electronic records, there were also ancient manuscripts as well as books. Inside this repository of knowledge was information of all civilizations and the history of all planets as well as moons that had intelligent life on them.
Are you treating the 'Jedi Prince' books as canonical? Because this is a fully automated city (populated entirely by droids) with a fully updated Jedi archive, and it's just sitting below the surface of Yavin 4 waiting for someone to claim it....

On the other hand, the 'Jedi Prince' series was dumb. So dumb. And as much as 6-year-old me loved them... yeah, I don't know, I was a pretty smart 6-year-old, I really don't think that was much of an excuse. :rolleyes: So as much as I'd like the free base/bolt-hole (long as we roll a crit to discover/claim it, presumably), I'm not sure I'm okay with the implication that everything else in that series is real as well. Things like a Hutt with hair. Or Palpatine having a three-eyed mutant son. Or the Hologram Fun World. :mob:

So... Lost City of the Jedi -- keep, or burn it with fire?
 
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I believe we actually have a big advantage to achieve peace here. there is no doubt that Palps is very intelligence and dangerous person. He was able to instigate the Clones Wars all by himself in order to kill the Jedi and rule the Galaxy. However, Palps and politicians like him suffer from a major flaw. They do not often take into account the political power of the masses. Palps is great at winning elections and concentrating his power, but he does not think highly of the ability of the common people to champion an agenda without being influenced by those in power. I think this is why that our move for peace is going to be very successful. I believe we tapped into an unknown political storm among the masses. People are tired of war. And if they are able to organize themselves, then they will have a lot of power to do some major changes. We just need to open the gates and let the masses do their thing.
 
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Keep in mind that the Jedi were, in Ep III, debating overthrowing Palpatine (before they knew he was a Sith Lord) and the senate and ruling the Republic in their stead. These people are not going to let Ciaran tie them up in a court of law if they think she is a real problem!

The Jedi, just like the Republic they serve, are corrupt by the time of the clone wars. Well-meaning corrupt, but corrupt.

There is a reason why the promised one who would bring balance to the Force spent most of his live criss-crossing the galaxy killing Jedi. On the ashes that Darth Vader left, Luke Skywalker's new Jedi order could grow.

I don't think it is in Ciaran's interests for the Jedi to remain as strong as they are currently and I don't think it is in the galaxy's interest either.

But is it in her interests for the Jedi to be destroyed? Probably not. Ideally, I'd like Palpatine to grind them down some. But Palps may not play ball. Ciaran has been far more effective at opposing him so far than the Jedi have.

If Palps and the Jedi join forces against Ciaran, we're in trouble.

fasquardon

To be fair, the Republic did just elect a Sith Lord to the Chancellorship, and who had enough political control to declare himself emperor to roaring applause. Not exactly the best environment for re-elections.
 
I believe we actually have a big advantage to achieve peace here. there is no doubt that Palps is very intelligence and dangerous person. He was able to instigate the Clones Wars all by himself in order to kill the Jedi and rule the Galaxy. However, Palps and politicians like him suffer from a major flaw. They do not often take into account the political power of the masses. Palps is great at winning elections and concentrating his power, but he does not think highly of the ability of the common people to champion an agenda without being influenced by those in power. I think this is why that our move for peace is going to be very successful. I believe we tapped into an unknown political storm among the masses. People are tired of war. And if they are able to organize themselves, then they will have a lot of power to do some major changes. We just need to open the gates and let the masses do their thing.
So, we're basically pulling a Trump (the president, not the card)?
 
'...I should like an appreciation of Coruscanti personalities. Are they not possibly for sale?...' – Our Good Friend.

Interesting...short as it is it's unique, well-formatted, and I doubt there's anything else like it. +10 and canon.

Cata Family Roadtrip Pt. I

Not canon yet, but I appreciate being able to slap Jedha on the map for reasons. Also more shipping. +10, currently non-canon.

Are you treating the 'Jedi Prince' books as canonical? Because this is a fully automated city (populated entirely by droids) with a fully updated Jedi archive, and it's just sitting below the surface of Yavin 4 waiting for someone to claim it....

Well that sounds neat-

I'm not sure I'm okay with the implication that everything else in that series is real as well. Things like a Hutt with hair. Or Palpatine having a three-eyed mutant son. Or the Hologram Fun World. :mob:

So... Lost City of the Jedi -- keep, or burn it with fire?

Err...on second thought not only does that sound stupidly ridiculous (and not in the fun way) but I really don't think I'd be able to work it in well anyway...yeah no.

Okay, before anyone gets going, can I please just enter my plea that we keep (real world) politics out of the thread? I love this quest, and I'd hate to see a derail.

This poster is smart. I suggest you follow their advice.
 
I don't know if this omake is long enough, it's only like 900 words. Oh jeez, I don't know...



Fuck it.

Cata Family Roadtrip Pt. I
"Give me one reason I shouldn't shoot you right now, old man." Said Galvin, blaster pistol leveled at Silas Catas' face. The bar they were in was seedy enough that no one was even giving them any attention.

"I'm your grandfather?" guessed Silas with a shrug.

Galvin's eyes narrowed. "Give me a good reason I shouldn't shoot you right now."

"Ciaran sent me, and if you shot me now, she'd hunt you to the furthest reaches of the galaxy. And you'd probably disappoint that little lady of yours down in the labs." teased Silas.

"Damn it." Cursed Galvin, holstering his blaster. "So what does she want this time?"

"Investigating some force sect on Jedha. Larana will be coming along too. More the merrier." said Silas.

"Where the hell is Jedha?" asked Galvin as he turned back to his drink.

"In the Freestanding Subsectors in the Mid Rim. Middle of nowhere. Which is why Ciaran thinks there might be something interesting that no one else has gotten to yet." Said Silas, sitting down and ordering a drink of his own. "The place is some kind of spiritual home for the Jedi, but it's so far out of the way that they don't really go there."

"Fine, what kind of weather should I pack for?" sighed Galvin.


XXX​


Jedha, for all Silas' talk of being deserted, was actually pretty bustling. I reminded Galvin of Tatooine, if a little less boisterous without the economic influence of the Hutts. The only real population center was Jedha temple, located in the middle of some abandoned temple. The rest of the planet was desert, spotted with ruins and the occasional mountain.

"We'll split up in the city, see if we can't find any leads. Meet up in the market later and try not to get yourselves killed, okay?" said Silas, waiting for confirmation from Larana and Galvin before heading off into the city.

Galvin didn't have any contacts on Jedha, so he decided he might as well shop around. He found it was the easiest way to make contacts, buying things and looking for the shadiest guy selling them. Most of the stalls were food or worthless trinkets though. Apparently he'd found himself the good market, which was an odd feeling. A few trinkets caught his eye though.

"How much for this ring?" asked Galvin, picking up a silver band with a shiny gem of some kind embedded in it. Galvin wasn't sure exactly what Cheriss would like, but he'd found that rings with shiny rocks were always a safe bet.

"That is a very rare gem. Only found in the stomachs of Krayt dragons, and they disintegrate upon contact with air if not treated properly. Once made stable though, they shine as the brightest gems in the galaxy." said the merchant. Galvin was insulted that the man thought him so easily duped. It was a pretty rock, but if it were half as difficult to obtain as the fool made it out to be, there was no way he'd have it.

"Neat. How much is it?" said Galvin, clearly having none of it.

"You're getting that for your girlfriend? Are you stupid boy?" Galvin turned to see his grandfather berating him.

"First of all, she's a paramour, not a girlfriend. No one can tie me down." corrected Galvin. "Second of all, she'll love this. All women love gems."

"Most women love gems. And most women also aren't sentient rocks. It would be like her getting you a necklace made of severed Wookie arms. A great way to get her mad at you." said Silas.

"Fine then, oh wise one." Said Galvin, voice dripping with sarcasm. "What would you suggest then?"

Silas looked around the table with various trinkets were laid out. The merchant was clearly miffed about not selling the ring, but hopeful that Silas would buy something at least. "This would be good." said Silas, picking up a green crystal roughly the length of his head.

"Is your memory going old man? You chewed me out for picking a gem not thirty seconds ago." deadpanned Galvin.

"Gems and minerals are a bad idea, but this is a kyber crystal, and a damn fine quality one too. You use these to make lightsabers, or blasters too powerful for their own good. No Shard would want a gemstone, but no scientist could turn down a kyber crystal this good." Said Silas, setting it back down on the table. "How much?"

"Well, since it's so rare…" said the merchant, clearly trying to figure out a price for what he had previously thought to just be a shiny rock.

"Cut the crap." Said Galvin. "I'll give you fifty credits for it. And good luck getting anyone else to believe that's a rare crystal."

"Republic credits are no good out here, I need something more real." complained the merchant. Galvin quietly cursed. Any other money he had was valid in places even further than the Republic.

Out of ideas, Galvin drew his blaster and pointed it at the merchant. "Credits will do fine."

"Is there some Jedi around pulling mind tricks, haha? Because I think they just made me say credits weren't valid, what a crazy thing to say!" said the merchant, frantically backpedaling.

"Perfect." Galvin pocketed the crystal and tossed fifty credits on the table. "Thank you for your business."


AN: As the great Han Solo once said, "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side." Cheriss did love her gift, both for the sentiment, and the research opportunities. Anyways, this'll be a two parter. Problem is I'm moving tomorrow, so expect the Adventures of Larana… eventually.

@Panory You know, when I first gave you the idea of Cheriss x Galvin I was expecting it to be a one time gag that would be for laughs and that would end there.
Now you are making me ship them together. This proves that you are a brilliant writer. Write on omake king, write on.
 
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Well that sounds neat-
I'm not sure I'm okay with the implication that everything else in that series is real as well. Things like a Hutt with hair. Or Palpatine having a three-eyed mutant son. Or the Hologram Fun World. :mob:
Err...on second thought not only does that sound stupidly ridiculous (and not in the fun way) but I really don't think I'd be able to work it in well anyway...yeah no.
Um... yeah. I've got some bad news.

So I've done more reading and I think we may have to keep it. Seriously. As far as I can tell, the chronology is this:
  • 1992: Lost City of the Jedi (book 2 in 'Jedi Prince' series) is published, introducing the Lost City, with special attention on the terraforming station.
  • 1993: Tales of the Jedi 2: Ulic Qel-Droma and the Beast Wars of Onderon, Part 2 introduces Freedon Nadd, the Sith Lord who came to Yavin 4, enslaved the native Massassi and built the massive Temples that the Rebellion eventually turned into its base in the first movie.
  • 1994: Tales of the Jedi: Dark Lords of the Sith 1: Masters and Students of the Force is published, introducing Naga Sadow, the Sith Lord who originally enslaved the native Massassi and turned Yavin 4 into a Sith force nexus that drew Freedon Nadd in the first place
  • 1995: Tales of the Jedi: Dark Lords of the Sith 5: Sith Secrets brings yet another Sith Lord to the planet, namely Exar Kun, who used Yavin 4 as the base for his 'Brotherhood of the Sith' to wage war on the Republic and the Jedi, leading to:
  • 1995: Tales of the Jedi: Dark Lords of the Sith 6: Jedi Assault depicts the Jedi assault on Exar Kun's base, culminating in a 'wall of light' attack that destroys his forces along with most of the Yavin 4's jungle
In other words, the terraforming station was first introduced, then tied in to the personal stories of multiple, pivotal Sith Lords in the Star Wars galactic backstory, and specifically retconned so terraforming Yavin 4 would be necessary to turn it back into the jungle moon depicted in 'A New Hope'.

:jackiechan:

All that to say: I'm not sure we can get rid of the terraforming station. Theoretically, we could just keep the 'Weather and Climate Command Center' part and drop the rest. OTOH, that center has lasted so long because of the surrounding city (its all-droid economy keeps everything maintained), so I'm not sure that works.

The other possibility would be to keep the Lost City itself, but totally disregard the 'Jedi Prince' characters and events -- all of which occur after 'Return of the Jedi' and have no impact on the pre-Republic era anyway.
 
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Actually, is it possible to release Celeste Morne and free her from the talisman? While destroying the talisman of course
 
All that to say: I'm not sure we can get rid of the terraforming station. Theoretically, we could just keep the 'Weather and Climate Command Center' part and drop the rest. OTOH, that center has lasted so long because of the surrounding city (its all-droid economy keeps everything maintained), so I'm not sure that works.

The other possibility would be to keep the Lost City itself, but totally disregard the 'Jedi Prince' characters and events -- all of which occur after 'Return of the Jedi' and have no impact on the pre-Republic era anyway.

Yeah, I think I got this. In the very hypothetical event you found this thing to begin with you'd only find that terraforming station semi-functional. Honestly having the full city be fully operational would be far too game-breaking given the size, self-maintenance, and information within. Aside from that those other things I can safely ignore for the time being, which I will.
 
In the very hypothetical event you found this thing to begin with you'd only find that terraforming station semi-functional. Honestly having the full city be fully operational would be far too game-breaking given the size, self-maintenance, and information within.
Works for me, thanks for clarifying. (Honestly, looking into the development of Star Wars canon reminds me of nothing as much as Otto von Bismarck's maxim about laws and sausages...)
 
Works for me, thanks for clarifying. (Honestly, looking into the development of Star Wars canon reminds me of nothing as much as Otto von Bismarck's maxim about laws and sausages...)

"A single spark will set off an explosion that will consume us all … I cannot tell you when that explosion will occur, but I can tell you where … Some damned foolish thing in the Balkans Outer Rim will set it off." - Supreme Chancellor Otto von Bismarck
 
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I would like to remind everyone that the Clone Wars weren't started by Sidious alone.
In the Bane trilogy, they eliminate a few secessionist group because it wasn't the time to use them.
The Clone Wars are the result of a thousand years when every secessionist movement were crushed in the egg by the sith.
This is why a third of the galaxy join the CIS, they waited 1000 years for this
 
Oh, About a strategic location that still possesses an unique asset: Malastare.

Has one of the biggest starship fuel depose in the galaxy + contains 1 super rare, VERY impressive specimen:
As an added bonus, in cannon it was semi-sentient (aka intelligent, but simple) + immediately aggressive agains Palps, (OOC: something about animals hating evil)
 
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You make a good case for setting Grievous on office duty. After the Massacre of Form A08-15, the paperwork will be too terrified to bother us any more.

Except for the infamous Permit A38/Passierschein A38. That one still terrifies everyone. Rumor has it only two cunning warriors ever managed that one!
 
If only we were introduced before he killed Plagueis. Granted we would probably be dead by now due to our tendency to troll everyone, but it would be glorious for a while.
Damansk Holdings is apart of the IGBC right? If we somehow manage to get a significant portion of the assets instead of them being nationalized to Palps, it may lead him to realize that we were on his Master's payroll. I'd love to see his expression.
 
Yo @Panory, could you write a possible-future omake that involves Ahsoka and Barris both turning out to be Silas' grandkids during the "Wrong Jedi" arc and the ensuring hillarity? Pretty-please!
 
Yo @Panory, could you write a possible-future omake that involves Ahsoka and Barris both turning out to be Silas' grandkids during the "Wrong Jedi" arc and the ensuring hillarity? Pretty-please!

Actually, why don't we make Darth Traya his daughter through time travel shenanigans? Then we can discover that during our discussion with her and be amazed at how one man's memetic promiscuity broke the universe. A shared 'Force damn it, Silas' would make for a great opening in that conversation.

Then, we shall weaponize it and turn this terrifying force against our enemies. Especially Palpatine.
 
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...This is really good. I was particularly struck by this bit:
"Even to the younglings, the order extended?"

"No." [Anakin] sighed. "The other option would have been - the Master would have loved to have gotten his hands on four thousand impressionable Force-sensitive younglings. As the backbone of the new Sith Order."

"Oh," said Yoda, ears drooping to show he understood exactly what hadn't just been said.
Is this canon? (Is this mentioned in the ROTS novelization?) I'd never considered that as why 'Vader' was so quick to descend to atrocities -- the movie only really shows "I want to save my wife -> I guess I'm a Sith now -> whelp, time to go kill kids." Rationalizing it as keeping Palpatine from gaining an army is quite a bit more nuanced....
 
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