Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Language Skills: Get Bruce's multilingualism, especially in Russian for possible international collaboration in space missions.
Mary has shown no interests in learning any languages right now, save Irish Gaelic, which she learned from her father singing to her... also Carrie screaming that shit.
Education: Mary has to obtain a robust educational background in relevant fields like engineering, physics, astronomy or aeronautics. Helpful if it's from a reputable university known for its space-related programs.
We're rich enough to where we can just... send her to the best places and private schools in the world. Whether we want to might be a... problem for Carrie.
From my research, the ones she should aim for, with the caveat that it's in the USA would be: MIT, Caltech, Stanford, UC Berkeley, University of Colorado Boulder, Georgia Tech, Purdue University, University of Michigan, Princeton and the University of Texas at Austin.
UCLA is also a top school that can happen, but its for a more general education...
Extracurriculars: Participate in activities related to space exploration like space clubs (Co-President of the Star Wars official fan club anyone?) and competitions.
Well depending on what she does in her life... she can do something very cool. Plus she can go work with ILM.

She can get practical engineering skills.
Physical, Medical and Psychological Fitness: Pretty self-explanatory. Should be easy with us around.
She's already trying to learn martial arts.
@Magoose how would historians and Oversimplify describe China's war against Hollywood and Hollywood's Grand Coalition.
China decided to throw rocks at the throne.

And the King said. "You best not miss."
 
Frankly, I don't think we should try and make the joint project be something Chinese. It doesn't seem very appropriate, as while it's success would be a win for Lucasfilm, it would also be a success for China as a whole. I think what we need is something quintessentially Western to combat China. Something incredible that will send a strong message to China. I think we should make Lord of the Rings. It would be the perfect series for this East vs West showdown and it makes sense to involve the other studios in would be such a massive project. Not to mention, the thought of having what are OTL probably the greatest films ever made be made as part of a grand coalition of Hollywood makes me smile. I think they're the perfect set of films to make history with.
Either that or more Conan films, made by a true American, with manly men doing manly things!! :V

...Or at least the Hobbit. I still want to make Dune first to make a testbed of how far we can push the technology and Special Effects.
 
Instead of focusing on adapting classics, why don't we go all in and create something new?

Or basically create a whole new setting as a toy box, or if we still want LOTR for this, I'd suggest working with post war of the ring to really build on the foundation in a way that would not be as limited by need to work with the original story already told in the books.
 
Instead of focusing on adapting classics, why don't we go all in and create something new?

Or basically create a whole new setting as a toy box, or if we still want LOTR for this, I'd suggest working with post war of the ring to really build on the foundation in a way that would be limited by need to work with the original story already told in the books.
I feel like that would just needlessly complicate things. We're working with a lot of big ego's here, so it'd be best to minimize the room they have to muscle in on. Not to mention, we'd have to actually develop that, which would take a lot of time and effort, as well as needing to get permission from the Tolkien estate to do something like that.
We could do a set of movies on major USA events called The American Dream
Too American-centric. We want to absolutely fucking smash the Chinese right now, so something with a wider appeal works best for that.
 
@Magoose So how's the Media and public reacting to the ever escalating tensions between America, Hollywood vs China, Chinese Media
Holywood: Alright fuck you buddy, only we fuck with Bruce. And even then its the spirit of competition.

American people: Well they shouldn't have fucked with Bruce. Everyone knows that bad things happen when people fuck with Bruce.

American Government: OH GOD WHY!?

China: Bring it on!

Chinese Government: Oh fuck, I think we've awoken a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve!

Chinese Film industry: I'm in danger.

Hong Kong: Pass the Popcorn.
I feel like that would just needlessly complicate things. We're working with a lot of big ego's here, so it'd be best to minimize the room they have to muscle in on. Not to mention, we'd have to actually develop that, which would take a lot of time and effort, as well as needing to get permission from the Tolkien estate to do something like that.
We own the Hobbit rights and the LOTR but those are with stipulations that Tolkien (chris) gave us.

We don't own the silmerilion and i doubt anyone ever will.
 
I feel like that would just needlessly complicate things. We're working with a lot of big ego's here, so it'd be best to minimize the room they have to muscle in on. Not to mention, we'd have to actually develop that, which would take a lot of time and effort, as well as needing to get permission from the Tolkien estate to do something like that.
"But what we are interested in, is far more… artsy flair. We're great at blockbusters, popcorn films and the like, but… they want to make us seem like uncultured simpletons chasing the almighty dollar."
The main focus here is going to be on artistry, which may make things not as simple, as well. For better or worse, Hollywood is here to PROVE something, and a relatively simple adaptation might not be enough.
 
Holywood: Alright fuck you buddy, only we fuck with Bruce. And even then its the spirit of competition.

American people: Well they shouldn't have fucked with Bruce. Everyone knows that bad things happen when people fuck with Bruce.

American Government: OH GOD WHY!?

China: Bring it on!

Chinese Government: Oh fuck, I think we've awoken a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve!

Chinese Film industry: I'm in danger.

Hong Kong: Pass the Popcorn.
You forgot Japan's collective reaction:

View: https://youtu.be/f_60AJiVEh4?si=24_G4N0mbw3y8AIH
Oh wait, that's just them still frothing at the mouth at the attempt. Probably.
 
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Either that or more Conan films, made by a true American, with manly men doing manly things!! :V
I think it would be better to start with an entirely new project, as opposed to an existing one. Seems kind off to me to suddenly bring all the other studios in on Conan. Makes more sense to do something new IMO.
...Or at least the Hobbit.
I think LOTR would be better to adapt for this super project over the Hobbit. LOTR has the larger fanbase, is more prominent in the public consciousness, and it would be the far bigger spectacle as well. This one is more personal, but I also just think that it make for the better narrative if it was LOTR as opposed to the Hobbit.
I still want to make Dune first to make a testbed of how far we can push the technology and Special Effects.
Honestly, I'm sure we could probably make Dune and release it faster than it would take for the first LOTR film to be made, especially considering not only how fucking big of a project it would be, especially if we filmed all 3 films at once like what was done OTL, but also because it would be a lot of work to coordinate between the various studios, which would almost certainly mean production wouldn't be as fast as it could otherwise be. I'm also sure that the other studios would be happy to let us take the brunt of making Dune and testing out the tech that would be used for LOTR first in order to see if it works, so that they don't have to take the risk themselves. Let the 80s be the decade of Fantasy and Sci-Fi Epics! Dune, LOTR, Star Wars, and Conan!
We own the Hobbit rights and the LOTR but those are with stipulations that Tolkien (chris) gave us.

We don't own the silmerilion and i doubt anyone ever will.
That's exactly my point. There is no way that we're getting the rights to The Silmarillion or getting permission to create something entirely new within the setting in the same way we did for the Conan rights.
The main focus here is going to be on artistry, which may make things not as simple, as well. For better or worse, Hollywood is here to PROVE something, and a relatively simple adaptation might not be enough.
It wouldn't be just a simple adaption though. It would be an adaptation of one of the cornerstones of western fiction, the series that nearly single handedly spawned the modern fantasy genre, and one of the greatest stories ever told. OTL LOTR was a "relatively simple adaption," it remains as one of, if not the greatest, trilogy of films ever made. I think we ABSOLUTELY prove our point with LOTR. It's also rather poetic, in that we'd be pitting a western classic against what China can produce, which will almost certainly be drawn upon their own existing stories and classics, which means directly pitting western classics against eastern classics, and providing us the opportunity to prove our storytelling as "superior" and clip their wings before they ever get off the ground.
 
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Holywood: Alright fuck you buddy, only we fuck with Bruce. And even then its the spirit of competition.

American people: Well they shouldn't have fucked with Bruce. Everyone knows that bad things happen when people fuck with Bruce.

American Government: OH GOD WHY!?

China: Bring it on!

Chinese Government: Oh fuck, I think we've awoken a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve!

Chinese Film industry: I'm in danger.

Hong Kong: Pass the Popcorn.
Love this.:lol:

US egging the fight on as those in charge looks on at the nuclear meltdown of the Chinese diplomacy efforts as Hollywood gets all ready to throw down as china sits there sweating profusely, with their Hollywood equipment being tossed into the fire in a now all or nothing gambit. As Hong Kong and Taiwan breaks out the popcorn.
 
Hong Kong: Quick! Pack our Stuff and head to the bunker, Shits about to go down Swinging.

Japan: Brother and Sisters! The Emperor has decreed to hoist the Imperial Sun and prepare for War. The people of China shall be taught a Lesson!
Banzai!!!!!!!

Philippines: huh oh Shit!!! Something's about to go down in the North get the Popcorns and Soda shits about to go down hill from here
 
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Hong Kong: Quick! Pack our shit and head to the bunker, Shits about to go down Swinging.

Japan: Brother and Sisters! The Emperor has decreed to hoist the Imperial Sun and prepare for War. The Yellow pigs of the East shall be taught a Lesson! Banzai!!!!!!!
tone it down a little bit.

for the sake of the thread.
 
@Magoose
Just out of personal interest, how would Goose rate Roger Zelazney's Chronicles of Amber?
Well, books of Korvin, since Books of Merlin only came mid 80's.

Mind, I am not asking, at this time, about the possibility of approaching Zelazney for rights or anything.

This is a simple inquest about whether the character (Bruce) would enjoy one of fantasy's best, underrated gems.
No more, no less.
 
My computer just decided to say "fuck you" and suddenly did a hard reset and now I lost tons of fucking work along with a bunch of my tabs. Yaaaaaaaaaaay......
 
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