Lights... Camera... ACTION!!: A Hollywood Quest

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
Hi Magoose here one of the guys helping Duke.

So we have some bad news.

The quest has been canceled as duke does not want to write it anymore.

I'm going to ask if I can take over for it, because I like this quest, and it would be a shame to kill it
TBF, Mags, you have been doing a lot of the heavylifting for the quest, so this will be in good hands. :)

To be clear to everyone, this is just me burning out on imagination of the quest, since my muse has been hitting me over the head a lot with so many different ideas that I just can't find myself too interested in this.

I'll still hang out here, though, since this still does have a sepcial place in my heart.

I'd like to thank you all for making this a wonderful experience while it lasted.

I'd also like to thank @Magoose, @Fluffy_serpent, and @Martin Noctis for doing so much to help prepare and write this quest. I couldn't have done it without you all. :D

I'll see you all around.

With so many regards, Duke William Of.
 
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Movie Title: The Squidward Movie
Movie Title: The Squidward Movie
Genre: Musical
Format: Film
Details:

The Squidward Movie is based on a octopus named Squidward, living in the city of Bikini Bottom with his neighbours Spongebob and Patrick annoying him every single day..living in a miserable life with a cashier job and a struggling passion towards the Musical Arts.

It was until one day he discovers that a talent agency is needing new musicians for hire, thus Squidward signed up to audition to join the agency and..after many times of derailment because of something Spongebob and Patrick cooked up..he was rejected and thus enters an unhappy mood.

While walking home, he was greeted by an old man (fish) that asked if he was feeling alright or was disappointed in something. After a comversation between the two the old fish introduces him to his music studio, one that severely needs repairs but wasn't able to be afforded.

After some time (something Spongebob-esque happens during the interlude), Squidward records his first music with a clarinet..then combining it with his vocals after it being suggested by the old fish, surprising those spectating that he actually does have a decent voice moreso amplified with the instrumentals/clarinet.

The journey goes on until he reaches his darkest moment, when he decided to quit music after an off-the-wall humilation delivered by Squilliam, with the bully criticising him that he is simply doing music for attention. (I'm sure someone can make a better version of this later, I encourage someone to do it.)

After a few scenes of him being depressed that becomes transformed into realisation (helped by the Old Fish) that he wasn't actually playing music for everyone, rather it was for himself.

With this new revelation, he goes to Squilliam (the latter provokes him with a Musician Duel between them), where unexpectedly Squidward accepts.

Before the battle, Squilliam states the only instrument they can use is the clarinet..with a snicker as he went to the stage. Squidward looks at the wall before nodding, picking out his Clarinet, and began to duel.

With a re-assurance and even placing more effort in his playing more than before, he managed to win.

These are the barebone ideas/Guideline of this Movie..also tried following Pixar's formula towards making their story.

This will be a song Squidward Will Sing in the Film and Soundtrack:


View: https://youtu.be/zFdwr3jZs7Q
 
Alistairian Apocrypha VII: Vode An:
Alistairian Apocrypha VII: Vode An:

Luke tiredly gripped the edges of the sink, and just...stared into the mirror, taking into account all the little changes, those ways that marked the years that passed. What stared back at him was not Luke Skywalker, Moisture Farmer; what stared at him was Luke Skywalker, Warrior of the Rebellion. And that was enough that, every now and then, he'd be caught off guard just enough to make him feel uncomfortable in his skin, that this wasn't his body...then he'd go to morning formation for PT, and he'd sweat those thoughts out, watching as he earned those changes; he'd listen to all these little stories thereafter from the peoples to his left and to his right had watched him grow, and remember those changes.

He shook his head at the musing, stepping back to get changed for the day's lessons under Darman Skirata; he stretched briefly, still sore from the morning drowning session in the pool.


He lay there for a moment, before getting his back off the floor and back onto his knees with a groan, ready for attempt...was it 47?

"Do you understand what you did wrong this time?" asked the Commando, having already moved on up off the mat.

"I didn't leverage enough-" Luke began, before being interrupted.

"-of your form to get up into the figure four variation chokehold," called out Han Solo from the back, making Luke do a double take.

"As your Corellian friend has said," Darman acknowledged, before turning towards Han, "Major Solo, I take it there is a reason for your interruption?"

"The Princess is asking for her vod, they pulled him for a survey mission asap on account of the primary breaking a leg this morning," he said nonchalantly, briefly adjusting his winterized gear.

"Skywalker, clean up." Darman said, tossing him a towel, before quirking an eyebrow at Han, "Solo, I didn't know you were of the Path?"

"Sorry to disappoint, but most of my knowledge of mando'a is secondhand," Han said, fixing his posture into a more professional stance, "Learned during my days dealing with the Children of the Watch."

"Clan notorious for their disapproval of aruetii." Darman said, shifting into a tenser stance, "Given your self-admittence, you are therefore not dar'manda [as they would not make dealings with one] and must be a galaar."

"Worked for the Hidden Path," Han admitted slowly, his guard slowly going up, "Had to make sure the unwanted had a place to go."

"For that, I thank you Al'verde Solo, for insuring that in some small way my people will live on," said the Mandalorian, gratitude seeping through his form, "In these dark times, foundlings are evermore precious."

"I...uh, This is the Way," Han said awkwardly shuffling, uncomfortable with the praise, before turning to walk out of the room, "Better hurry up Luke, you know how the Princess gets when we make her wait!"

Luke startled, and rushed to get dressed properly, face red as he definitely did not eavesdrop on their semi-private conversation.

Darman laughed, "Your curiosity does you no favors jetii, but when you return I shall answer your questions. But know this before you go, it is said that in an era long before we were forged into Mandalorians by the Taung, when our blood ancestors were still yet counted among their enemies and were referred to by our forgemasters as the Zhell, they warred for control of their shared homeworld. It was in this war that the Taung plunged the world into darkness by erupting a super volcano, earning the name Dha Werda Verda. In memory of their victory, my people still sing the Vode An."

"Now go to your vod, Skywalker. Like your comrade said, it is unwise to make her wait."


A/N: Trying to bring all these snippets full circle, before they go onto a backburner until after Empire Strikes Back. Oh, and Han's a major for his prior service.

[ vod = brother, sister, comrade | mando'a = the Mandalorian language | aruetii = traitor, foreigner, outsider | dar'manda = a state of not being Mandalorian - not an outsider, but one who has lost his heritage, and so his identity and his soul | galaar = hawk (in this context, akin to a coyote) | al'verde = commander | Dha Werda Verda = The Shadow Warriors | Vode An = Comrades In All ]
 
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Script Struggles: Fast Car:
Script Struggles: Fast Car:

It had started as a form of stress relief.

In all honesty, he hadn't been able to focus on the Sea of Thieves Trilogy, having been forced to both break transition Curse of the Black Pearl's script into three parts, create a new name of the project [the name he wanted to give the series was being hoarded by Disney], and his ideas folder was already bursting at the seams, to the point he was seriously beginning to question whether or not to turn into a book series first, leaving him with little time for both Star Wars and other, more serious projects. And so, in the middle of fixing up Farah's car after having some trouble with the engine, an idea came to him...a silly idea. It made him laugh a bit, before he went back to work on the car, up to his elbows in grease and happy despite the scorching sun. When he finally made his way inside to cleanup, Farah greeted him with a glass of cold water and a kiss when he was done, leading him to forget about it for a time.

Actually, Dave would have forgotten it altogether if not for a discussion a week later where he and George got talking about the work they'd done on their cars, and, when the discussion pivoted to racing, he brought it up with George.

"Imagine a Pulp Western Thriller where, instead of horses, highway bandits get around in sports cars," Dave mentioned offhandedly, absentmindedly scratching out a couple of ideas on a napkin before passing it off to George, "Something that's just a bit of dumb fun that we can experiment with."

A few minutes later, and Dave could have sworn he'd been caught up in a whirlwind based on just how excited the idea had made George, who'd ended the conversation in no uncertain terms that as soon as the script passed his desk, he was very much inclined to immediately greenlight the project.


Soon after, he started working on a basic outline, throwing together a number of potential script ideas before settling on an undercover government agent joining an illegal street-racing crew responsible for a multitude of highway robberies and, after growing closer to them, learning his loyalties are, in a word, conflicted. From there the script grew into a story about found family, about brotherhood, and what it means to be free; while initially he wanted to infuse it with only Western machismo and Americana, he thought better of it and started including aspects of Mexicana and internationalism, after briefly hearing about Japan's drifting scene from Bruce. And by the end, he had a rough draft of Project FastTrack's first script: Fast & Furious.

It was only after completing it that Dave realized how much of his personal journey he had infused into these characters.


Fast & Furious:
PITCH: Brian O'Conner is an undercover LAPD officer looking into a string of highway semi-truck hijackings, which he suspects is linked to ex-convict Dominic "Dom" Toretto and his car shop crew, and makes an attempt to break into their inner circle...before slowly growing conflicted over his true allegiance when he grudgingly comes to respect Dom for his sense of loyalty, which causes problems of their own in his professional life over whether or not he can truly be trusted as a law enforcement officer.

SCRIPT (1st Draft):
SCRIPT said:
FADE IN:

EXT. LOS ANGELES STREET - NIGHT

We see street racers revving their cars for a late-night race. One of the racers is BRIAN O'CONNER), who lines up against another racer, DOMINIC TORETTO.

The race begins. Both Brian and Dom's cars speed through the streets, weaving in and out of traffic. The race is neck and neck until Brian's car spins out of control, causing him to lose the race.

Brian is determined to redeem himself and win the respect of Dom and his crew. He infiltrates their group and gets to know them, especially Dom's sister, MIA. However, tensions arise between Brian and Dom.

Brian discovers that Dom and his crew are actually a group of hijackers stealing valuable electronics from trucks. Brian must choose between his loyalty to the LAPD and his newfound loyalty to Dom and his crew.

As the stakes get higher, the crew decides to take on a dangerous heist that could put them all in jeopardy. Brian must decide where his loyalties lie as he races down the streets of Los Angeles with Dom and his crew, trying to evade the police and complete the heist.

In the end, Brian makes the difficult decision to arrest Dom and his crew, but not before they share a moment of mutual respect and admiration for each other as racers and friends.

FADE OUT.


A/N: Watched Fast X, was exactly what I thought it'd be...pure, dumb blockbuster fun, which left me wanting to inject some of that into Bruce's world (albeit with a less...nonsensical script where appropriate). I hadn't planned on doing anything with the project until the '90s so we could get Keanu Reeves and/or Paul Walker, but then I remembered George's love of racing, so it might be something we see a little earlier.

Also swapped out A) Fast & Furious over The Fast and the Furious to avoid confusion with John Ireland's 1955 film, and B) the Cuban influence for Mexico's on account of Dave being Irish-Mexican by way of St. Patrick's Battalion (also, we're in the middle of the Red Scare); also contemplating on whether or not Dave wants the role of Dom, on account of his writing the script, but I dunno...what do y'all think?
 
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The King is back. Not at the height of his powers, but enough to make things interesting.
Did he go back to country music or gospel music, is he dueting with Johnny Cash if he is?

...will he preform with Queen?
New Idea, we need Stalinists in Star Wars.
That's Western Socialist Propaganda (specifically German Socialists), as Stalinists and Soviets in general would have used and said tovarisch instead. .
 
Well the rebels probobly needs more factions with the death of bail organa.

Here is my proposed Different Factions:

Vanguard Galacticism (Vanguard Socialists)

Moderate Faction (Democratic Centrists and Liberals)

Galactic Democracy (Social Democrats and Democratic Socialists)

Galactic Republic Preservation (Conservatives)

New Way Forward (Technocracy with Democratic and Meritocratic Elements)
 
I feel like one of Star Wars meta plot is the allegory between the political struggles between liberalism and center politics and the dialectic forces of the right and left, represented by the empire and other forces.

To quote the comic Valerain's trope page

Allegory: In Heroes of the Equinox, the three champions from three different planets who compete against Valérian are clear allegories of Earth political movements: German/Italian fascism, Soviet communism, and Granola Girlstyle "spiritual" environmentalism. Through them, Mézières satirizes the sort of politics that don't allow for free thinking, and in the end Valérian wins the contest because he's the only one with a liberal, non-didactic view on how thing should be done.

I honestly think it can fit.
 
I feel like one of Star Wars meta plot is the allegory between the political struggles between liberalism and center politics and the dialectic forces of the right and left, represented by the empire and other forces.

To quote the comic Valerain's trope page



I honestly think it can fit.
But we're supposed to be a space opera? And a simple morality tale?
 
Hmm..

We should invite Michael Jackson in someday..

Who knows, we might make Miles Morales Spiderman Movie led by Sam Raimi alongside Tobey's Spiderman.
 
Also... JAWS....

God dammit Steve, I know you have a reputation but couldn't you have made it flop as a fuck you to Universal?
 
JAWS

JAWS
Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Produced by: Richard D. Zanuck
David Brown
Distribution: Universal Pictures
Starring: Roy Scheider
, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton

Audience Roll:D100 + 40 => 125

Critic Roll:D100 + 20 => 70

Production Budget: $9 million

Domestic Box Office: 269,631,028

International Box Office: 212,886,508​
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"George, how the hell did we miss Steve's movie when it first came out?" You asked as you looked at the line. It was going around the block. "And how long is this line?"

George, for his part, was more apparent in his station than you were. "You… didn't know? It was released when we were in England." He then looked at the line. "I can get us a reel instead of waiting in line. Steve has-"

"Goerge, do you not see this?! There is a line around the block!"

"I have eyes, Bruce." He stated without a girth of humor in his voice. "Why are you so worried about it?"

"Worried, I'm worried about our film, what this might mean for us?! We're battling against newborn titans, and we're Zeus?!" You stated, as you stepped out of line and walked over to him. "They are really starting something, and this is incredible! How can people stand in line for this."

"Have you actually seen it?" George asked.

"Why do you think I'm here?!" You respond.

George than facepalmed. "Does Carrie know that this is what we do with our afternoons, going down to the movie theater to judge other films and make internal review of the movie… on our own dime."

"All the money in Lucasfilms is on our dime George." You quipped.

"Not the point Bruce. Now come on. Let's go to Steve's and we can watch it at his house. I'm not going to spend any of our money when he has some rolls."

"I am just scared that we're not going to be good enough-"

"Bruce O'Brian, nervous about a film he's in?" George smiled. "Leave the worrying to me. I'm the one who still has to edit the damn thing once the battles are in. MArcia is not liking the fact we have-"

"George, we'll talk about that later." you said trying to get George off your back.
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It was God Damn incredible.

"Now I can see why there is a line around the block." You stated as Steve Smiled.

"So… You like it?" He asked.

"Hell yes." You replied.

"Well, my contracts up." He smiled. "Wanna ink a new one?"

George smiled. "I think we already know the answer. But I do have to ask Steve, burning all the bridges for us?"

Steve laughed. "If I have to work with a producer and a studio who tried to make us work with a broken prop that just didn't work, and make me work for over three months without a break? I think I'd quit too."

Reward: Steve Spielberg has joined Lucasfilms Unlimited
 
Holy fucking shit. Writers strike that only Lucasfilms is unaffected by, and now another last nail in the coffin for literally everyone else. Goose is the Grim fucking reaper to every other studio.
Hey, they started the fight.
Bruce only gave as good as he got and then went off to do his own thing. But hey, their loss is our gain. :evil:
 
Goose is the Grim fucking reaper to every other studio.
I guess this means we should also grab:
- Han Zimmer (Music)
- Keanu Reeves
- Richard Geere (Free Tibet)
- Brendan Fraiser (Skeevy Producer)
- Christopher and Joseph Nolan
- James Gunn (Haunted by Old Sins)
- David Leitch and Chris Stalhelski (John Wick)

Who I missing?
 
Holy fucking shit. Writers strike that only Lucasfilms is unaffected by, and now another last nail in the coffin for literally everyone else. Goose is the Grim fucking reaper to every other studio.
No he isn't not yet at least.

And oh boy do we have some talent.
Hey, they started the fight.
Bruce only gave as good as he got and then went off to do his own thing. But hey, their loss is our gain. :evil:
Oh this is going to be good.
I guess this means we should also grab:
- Han Zimmer (Music)
- Keanu Reeves
- Richard Geere (Free Tibet)
- Brendan Fraiser (Skeevy Producer)
- Christopher and Joseph Nolan
- James Gunn (Haunted by Old Sins)
- David Leitch and Chris Stalhelski (John Wick)

Who I missing?
Robert Zemekins?
 
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